Most people are not criminals. Sure, everybody breaks a law or two, here and there. But for the most part, we’re all a pretty law-abiding bunch. So when you’re not breaking the law, being treated like you are should piss you off. Here are the five most common ways people are treated like criminals, even when they’re not doing anything wrong whatsoever. (more…)

When it comes to hot chicks that actually seem cool, G4’s geek goddess, Olivia Munn takes the sexy cake. Unfortunately, most of us will never have the chance to even see her in person, let alone have her whisper naughty nothings in your ear. So for the betterment of all mankind, we’ve put together The Olivia Munn Sex Soundboard, the second in our Sex Soundboard series, for your listening pleasure. If only reality were as easy to splice together… (more…)

By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

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When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune. (more…)

Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that’s right – super hot asses!! It doesn’t get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week’s derrieres, and remember what’s really important in life. (Yes, the answer is “asses”, again.)

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The first rule of making something way more awesome is to replace as many parts of that thing with as many sexy chicks as possible. And that’s exactly what Hugo Boss has done with the Madrid Masters, by swapping out the ball boys for smokin’ hot models rocking lusciously low-cut Boss attire, making the game of tennnis that much more sexy. The switch came in 2004, with a mild cry of outrage – something about it taking away from the game blah, blah – but we’re confident you won’t mind one bit.

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With Monday’s Home Run Derby and Tuesday’s All Star game kicking off the week, the baseball season is ramping up for its end of the summer push. And if there’s one thing we love most about every sport, it’s cheerleaders. And believe it or not, baseball actually has cheerleaders! Don’t believe us? Well, just take a gander at these smokin’ hot gals, and you’ll have a whole new reason for singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”.

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Damn, girls are awesome, aren’t they? I mean, they’re soft, they smell good, and when the get drunk they seem to all start groping each other like they’re at a Caligula party. Like most things with women, we have no idea why they do it. Maybe it’s for attention, maybe it’s just because boobs are freakin’ awesome. But who cares? With pics like these, everybody wins!

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In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious. Posting pics of this was a big trend online two or three years ago, but that’s an eternity in Internet years, so we thought it was time for a comeback, revitalized with a massive compilation of the wickedest statue-touching we could find.

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This Sunday, July 12 marks the premier of season 6 of the HBO hit series, Entourage. While this show has pretty much everything going for it, one thing it has in abundance is ridiculously smokin’ hot chicks. So we thought we’d combine two awesome things – Sweet Ass Tuesday and the lovely ladies of Entourage – to give you hands down one hottest things you’ll ever see: Sweet Ass Entourage. Don’t worry, you can thank us later.

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