The All-Time Hottest Girls of the SEC [PHOTOS, POLL]
Every year, Playboy publishes a pictorial featuring the hottest girls of a given conference. In 2010, they showcased the Girls of the PAC-10 and the year before that it was the ACC. This year, it’s the SEC’s turn. The fine females of (arguably) the top football conference have been featured five times in the past – 1981, 1989, 1994, 2001, and 2007. Now, with the crazy hot coeds of the October 2011 issue hitting newsstands and mailboxes in the coming weeks, we’ve put together galleries of SEC girls broken out by school to settle the score once and for all, WHICH SEC SCHOOL HAS THE HOTTEST GIRLS? See all the girls’ pics, vote in our poll then let us know which girl’s the hottest in the comments section.
He Said / She Said: The 13 Worst Places To Have Sex
Last week, we showed you our top picks for the best places to have sex and embedded a poll asking you what your top pick would be. As of this article’s publication, 40% of you selected “On a balcony overlooking a city” far outpacing the second place vote getter “In an outdoor shower”, which collected 13% of the total vote. Of the “Other” write-in votes, “on a beach” and “in a car” were the most popular. Allow us to explain why those 2 and a handful of others are the worst in our slideshow after the jump.
Do Something With Your Life – Write And/Or Intern For COED
That’s right, bitches – we’re hiring. If you (or your smarter, better looking, funnier friend) thinks you have what it takes to be a part of our well-oiled machine, submit your resume … seriously, make a damn resume… and 3-5 relevant writing samples to editor@teamcoed.com. If you don’t know the difference between their / they’re / there or you’re / your, do not bother applying. If you’ve never been laid or shotgunned a beer, please apply re-evaluate your life. Full submission details are after the jump.
Babes Going Back To School [78 Photos]
It’s back to school time. You know what this means! Girls getting hammered and blowing up your News Feed with scandalous pictures. Maybe pepper in a few new reasons you wish you attended school in Arizona. All and all a good time to be a college guy in America. These uniformed hotties will have you ready to study in no time. So get ready for these super-sexy back-to-school girls!
42 Most Memorable Movie Dudes of All-Time [POLL]
First, let’s define “memorable” – it’s something that’s worth remembering or easily remembered. So, for our list of most memorable movie dudes, we took both meanings into consideration – male characters that are both easily remembered (you don’t need hints, clues, or the like) and WORTH remembering. That’s the key word here – worth. There are thousands of great performances or great actors who can bring any character to life but these male CHARACTERS are the ones we know right off the bat and are okay in our book. Check it out in our slideshow then vote for the most memorable in our poll after the jump.
The 30 Emerging Hotties of 2012 [PHOTOS]
It’s been a while since we released our list of up-and-coming starlets in the making aka “Emerging Hotties“. In fact, you’d have to go all the way back to 2007, which is like the 1970s in internet years. Back then, we picked Blake Lively, Summer Glau, Adrianne Palicki, AnnaLynne McCord, Odette Yustman, and Emily Blunt as the sexy chicks to keep an eye on in 2008. Looks like we were pretty spot on. Now, we’re bringing Emerging Hotties back with a whole new crop of cuties who are destined to occupy headlines, news feeds, and “fantasy files” in 2012. These young ladies are ready for flashing lights, first class flights, and VIP nights.
The 16 Finest Frat Castles In All The Land [PHOTOS]
A fraternity needs a castle if they want to truly be considered the kings of campus. We searched all around, high and low, east to west, to find the best frat castles the United States of America has to offer. These pictures not only draw wonder and amazement, but also prompt some questions. How many slam-pigs have been taken inside these walls? How many pledge-f*cks does it takes to clean up after a crazy CEOs and Corporate Hoes party? Why the h*ll didn’t I go to one of these schools? Check out the best abodes to bro out after the jump.
A Whole Lotta Zlata: The World’s Most Flexible Woman [104 PHOTOS]
Meet Zlata the Goddess of Flexibility. She’s a contortionist who’s into candle wax and shaved bodies. She can bend in ways that will amaze, astonish, and arouse. Think it’s gnarly some chick you duffed can put a foot over her head? Yeah, I’m pretty sure this girl can go down on herself. For that reason and a million others, you probably “aren’t ready for her jelly” to quote Jay-Z’s wifey. So, why not stretch out then check out her 104 sexiest photos after the jump? Don’t hurt yourself.
Cinema’s 7 Funniest Fart Scenes In Honor of National Baked Bean Month [VIDEOS]
As Louis CK so gracefully put it on his recent Daily Show appearance, farting is just plain old funny. “It comes out of your ass, it smells like poop because its been hanging out next to it for a long time and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out.” From an innocent giggle to full-blown hysterical laughter, a fart joke can hit you on so many levels. In recognition of National Baked Bean Month, we have compiled the best farting scenes in movie history for your enjoyment. Check ‘em out after the toot.
Sexy Butts on a Boat [56 PHOTOS]
Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat” and the other is “Boats ‘n’ Hoes” from Step Brothers. Either way, boats are f***ing awesome. And as Dennis and Mac found out on the Always Sunny episode where they buy a boat, “she can’t … Click to read more
Hot Girls Hugging and Kissing on Hug Holiday Day [158 PHOTOS]
June 29th is Hug Holiday Day, a day created by “Hugs for Health Foundation” on the premise that “hugs… are vital components to the overall senior care plan”. We believe they’re a vital component to gettin’ your bone on. We’re not really huggers here at COED, but we strongly encourage girl-on-girl hugging. It can only lead to good things. See what we mean after the jump.
The 25 Funniest Rock Driving In Race To Witch Mountain Memes [PHOTOS]
I never saw Race To Witch Mountain because A) I’m a grown ass man without kids (that I know of) and B) it would’ve ruined my strongly held opinion that Dwayne The Rock Johnson was to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Hey, Arnie’s had a handful of crappy kids’ movies, too). Though RTWM got mixed reviews and was less than memorable, it did give us “The Rock Driving” meme, which is now more than 2 years old, but still gets me every time I see it. So, I decided to pull the funniest ones. Sh*t on me for being late to the game, but who says we can’t appreciate the classics? Check ‘em out after the jump.
The 13 Most Annoying TV Characters of All-Time
Have you ever been so pissed at a fictional TV character that you wanted to reach through the screen and shake the sh*t out of them? Technology hasn’t quite reached that point, but we hope it does soon as some characters just piss us off to no end. Sometimes they make mistakes, have annoying voices or are just plain stupid. Whatever the reason, check out our list of the 13 TV characters that rub us the wrong way after the jump.
The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) 2011
Last year’s edition of the 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) blew up on the internet. It was one of those hotly debated lists that drove people nuts. Of course, most lists and rankings invite commentary and criticism because of their subjectivity, but there’s no questioning our tried and true formula for crowning the Queen of the Internet. So, who takes the top spot in THIS year’s survey? Who are the surprising newcomers? Who dropped off the cyber-face of the planet? Check out the full rundown below.
6 Pro Athletes With The Most Illegitimate Children [HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!]
In today’s society, professional athletes are the subject of numerous scandals and public scrutiny. From Kobe Bryant’s cheating scandal, to Tiger Woods’ double-digit mistress count, there is no shortage of athletes creating headlines with their sexual exploits. It’s amazing you don’t see or hear about more athletes with herds of illegitimate children, especially someone like Wilt The Stilt who’s bedded down 10,000+ women. With Father’s Day right around the corner, we thought we’d run down the list of athletes who’ll be receiving tons of gifts due to they forgot to turn off the offspring switch. Check it out after the jump!
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