TIL Kids Enjoy Rollerskating More Than Drugs and Candy [VIDEO]
You have got to hand it to Rhett and Link for knowing their audience. Despite my eager desire to hate everything they do, time and time again the self-proclaimed Commercial Kings come up with ads that are internet gold. This time the pair take on Roller Kingdom in Reno, NV. The two really wanted to convey a sense of realism that the viewer was really in Reno, so the… Click to read more
32 Reasons To Celebrate Jordana Brewster’s 32nd Birthday
Born April 26th, 1980, Jordana was initially blessed with model genes thanks to mother Maria João (née Leal de Sousa), a former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model from Brazil. Over the range of a decade, there has also been consensus from men’s magazines worldwide that Jordana is stunning. In 2002, Stuff Magazine classified her as the 96th hottest wo… Click to read more
Torrey DeVitto [See Her Tonight on THE VAMPIRE DIARIES]
O, to be a vampire being hunted by Torrey DeVitto. This stunning brunette grew up as the daughter of Billy Joel’s drummer, which makes her Long Island royalty. Now Torrey is busy spicing up the scandalous storyline in Pretty Little Liars–but she still finds time to vamp in a recurring role on The Vampire Diaries. Make her determined doctor a regular on the show, and we’ll get one step closer to a Torrey Channel!
Molly Ringwald is the New Queen of the Internet
Her Twitter feed describes her as “your former teen-age crush,” but it was your father who was really nuts over Molly Ringwald. Now the mother of twins is a major MILF crush after scoring an epic win in her Reddit AMA interview. (That stands for “Ask Me Anything.”) The last celebrity to face the fickle Reddit audience was Woody Harre… Click to read more
Don’t Sleep On These 29 WTF Spongebob Photos
That Spongebob Suicide Bomber Pants we featured on Yes This Happened was only the tip of the iceberg as far as strange Spongebob stuff is concerned. While I can’t really understand people’s obsession with the yellow cartoon character, there’s no denying his effect on people. Take for example, this person who may or may not be homeless. H… Click to read more
Raquel Alessi [See Her Tonight on BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]
NBC is pulling out all the stops to push their new sitcoms, which gets us pulling out our remotes to watch Raquel Alessi on tonight’s Best Friends Forever. It was still downright criminal when Raquel got quickly canceled with last year’s Charlie’s Angels. She didn’t have much luck with the short-lived cop series Standoff, either, or playing the tantalizing titular Playboy centerfold in the big-screen Miss March. What kind of upside-down world are we living in?
Chelan Simmons [See Her Tonight on THE L.A. COMPLEX]
She’s a regular on the show, but tonight’s debut is is your first chance to check out Chelan Simmons in The L.A. Complex–playing a struggling stripper who’d be a movie star in real life. Of course, we’ve thought the same thing about Chelan. Hollywood was slow to catch on to this Canadian cutie, but Chelan is back tonight in a Canadian production picked up by The CW. And we’d sure pick her up anytime.
18 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [April 23rd - April 29th]
I promise that despite the image you see here, this week is actually going to be kick-a**. I know that it’s been a little while since we last brought you “Why This Week Won’t Suck,” but this week is so choc-full of goodies that we had to bring it back. Not only are you being given the last episode of Ugly Americans, the NFL Draft, Jack Whit… Click to read more
Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert Nominated for WTF…Er, CMT Awards
CMT is like MTV if MTV showed music videos, but only country music videos that sound more like the Journey videos that MTV showed back in the ’80s. The CMT Music Awards are a real big deal, too. Nominees were announced today for the 2012 ceremony, and we’re proud to present the gals who are up for Female Video of the Year. Now you can enjoy what’… Click to read more
This Candy Is Not As Sexy As Some People Think
This whole Mike & Ike thing seems to be getting out of hand. For those coming in late, Mike & Ike is a chewy and fruity candy that has more of a retro appeal. It hasn’t exactly been cutting-edge candy lately. So the marketing geniuses put together a promotion about Mike & Ike splitting up, with really hip kids talking about the big event on newf… Click to read more
Mircea Monroe [See Her Tonight on HART OF DIXIE]
We didn’t expect to see Mircea Monroe guesting again on Hart of Dixie. We thought she’d outgrown The CW’s Southern-fried drama after her busy 2011–which included a stint on the Showtime Channel’s showbiz spoof Episodes as a hot actress miscast as a dour lesbian librarian. Check out our gallery and a hot video that’ll have you screaming for mercy–and setting your TiVo for more Mircea tonight!
Emilia Clarke Is Winning The Game of Thrones [PHOTOS]
If you’ve been watching the hit show Game of Thrones on HBO, then you’ve probably already got a nerd-boner for Daenerys Targaryen; if not, then you probably don’t even know how to pronounce that name I just threw out there. Either way, the actress Emilia Clarke has been turning a lot of heads with her role as the Khaleesi. (That’s wh… Click to read more
Clemence Poesy [SEE HER TONIGHT in BIRDSONG]
Your girlfriend already has you watching Downton Abbey. Now impress her by wanting to see the Birdsong drama that debuts tonight on PBS’ Masterpiece Classics. Maybe she’ll even speak to you again after she realizes you’re only tuning in for Clemence Poesy. This fine French femme has shown up in episodes of Gossip Girl, stole a few scenes in 127 Hours, and bewitched boys and men as Fleur Delacour in both parts of Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows. Clemence mostly cares about working in Europe nowadays, but that’s why we have PBS.
Farrah Aviva [SEE HER TONIGHT on SUPERNATURAL]
Never mind that tonight’s Supernatural is a throwback to the show’s early days as spooky fun. The episode also takes us back to the fabulous Farrah Aviva. We got fixated on Farrah after her big debut as Nicole Richie in the 2008 TV-movie Paparazzi Princess: The Paris Hilton Story. Then she concentrated on quiet indie fare. That was actually kind of selfish of her. Now we’re happy to have Farrah back tonight–even if it is as a psycho ghost.
Christina Moore on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT [See Her Tonight]
Hang around after tonight’s repeat of The Big Bang Theory to get a bang out of Christina Moore on Rules of Engagement. She’s been around long enough to have made her TV debut on the original 90210, before returning as a magnificent MILF on the recent revival. Christina recently scored some overdue buzz on HBO’s True Blood as a sensual socialite shapeshifter, but we’re happy to see her back to her sitcom roots.

Billy the Blind Kid in "Dumb and Dumber" 'MEMBA HIM?!
OMG, this should be illegal [Photos]
I think you have a perfectly shaped side bewb.
17 Things That Irritate Girls About Guys
The sexiest women in America is...
If you like girls in bikinis
18 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
Who Has Got the Luckiest Job in the Entire World?
Girls in the grass
Awkward celebrity yearbook photos (21 Photos)
This sexiness feels naughty…