With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers! The increase in popularity signals a decrease in machismo and respect for the male vampire. Now, let me COUNT the ways in which the vampire SUCKS:

Vampires completely contradict everything I’ve ever striven for. They don’t have money, they don’t workout, they act effeminate most of the time, they slink around and sneak up on you and act all depressed. If you did any of this in real life, you’d be picked up by the cops on charges of third degree loitering and second degree creepery. So, why do girls get all orgasm-y when a vampire swoops in through the window? Is it because they’re outcasts? If that’s the case, then why aren’t Cameron Frye and Crispin Glover swimming in vagina? (more…)

With “Dancing With The Stars” in its ninth season, everyone from Chuck Liddell to Tom DeLay has now shown their fancy footwork on national television. So we thought we’d take a look back at the celebrities with the worst dancing skills anybody’s ever used for increased exposure. Here are The 5 Worst “Dancing with The Stars” Contestants.  (more…)

With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” kicking off it’s new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online. That’s when we came across the episode, “The Nightman Cometh,” which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, “Dayman,” which is awesome in its own right. But after a commercial was put together of fans covering the song, YouTube became loaded with clips of people (often badly) covering “Dayman.” Here are the 20 best (or worst, we can’t decide) “Dayman” covers. (more…)

Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It’s been developing for years and we’ve now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain. This Thursday, September 17, television will provide perhaps its funniest night in over ten years. Here’s your breakdown:  (more…)

With three Golden Globes, a BAFTA and six Emmys already under its belt, AMC’s Mad Men is one of the hottest shows on television. And to go along with all their critical acclaim, the show stars some of televisions hottest leading ladies. So with the third season having just started up, we’ve decided to get you more familiar with all the mad-hot women of Mad Men. (more…)

Well, what do you know–you just got back to the pad, a brand new HDTV in the backseat, and a hefty credit card bill in your back pocket. And while times are tough–as we’ve hard many times before–you just got yourself a shiny 1080P LCD TV and the details of how you financed such a purchase can wait for another day. So, you hook up your beautiful set, fire it up and – crap- you have jack to watch on it.

Sure, you’ve got an Xbox 360 you can give a whirl, and while we all love yelling expletives at prepubescent punks over a game of death match, you want a more fulfilling experience. You want to really immerse yourself in a film and all its high definition glory. Well, bud, head back over to that big box electronics store, pull out that fresh, new credit card, and stock up on a Blu-Ray player and these 5 Blu-Rays that will exploit the wonders of your new set. (more…)

Nobody covers video games quite like G4. Sure, they have good, all-encompassing content, but what really sets G4 apart from the flock of gaming media is their stable of super hotties they’ve hired to give you the gaming goods. To honor these badass beauties, we’ve put together this collection of The Gorgeous Girls of G4 TV.

Alison Haislip

Twitter ID: alisonhaislip

Blond super-cutie, Alison Haislip is a serious gaming gal from the classy state of New Jersey! She ended up on Attack of the Show after she was discovered while bartending by a G4 exec. So let’s get this straight: Hot, loves video games, and knows how to properly pour a Guinness? Welp, the search is over, fellas. We found The One.

Olivia Munn

Twitter ID: oliviamunn

Queen of all the geek goddesses, Olivia Munn is probably the only thing anyone who doesn’t play tons of video games knows about G4. The Attack of the Show host is the obsession of gamers everywhere, and has recently exploded into the mainstream, having recently appeared in Playboy. And if you ask us, the more Olivia Munn, the better.

Morgan Webb

Before hosting G4’s “X-Play,” brunette beauty, Morgan Webb cut her teeth in the gaming world hosting the podcast, WebbAlert, and also writing a gaming column in FHM called “Tips From the Gaming Goddess.” And with a title like “Gaming Goddess,” it’s no surprise she’s ended up on TV.

Kristen Holt Adams

Cheat! host, Kristin Adams has a serious hot girl resume. While in college at Texas Christian University, Adams (then with the last name, Holt) became a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. She then made the semi-finals in the first season of American Idol, and was hired as a correspondent for the second season. She’s also appeared as a Stuff Magazine cover girl. It’s just too bad Cheat! has been cut down to a few minute segment – we could stare at miss Adams for hours!

Anna David

Twitter ID: annabdavid

Not your average gamer girl, sexy stunner, Anna David is a journalist that’s written for publications ranging from The Los Angeles Times to Playboy, covering everything from sex and relationship advice to crystal meth and prostitution. Along with her writing, Anna tackles viewers’ sex questions on AOTS’s “In Your Pants” segment.

Blair Butler

Twitter ID: theblairbutler

Out of all the hotties on this list, Blair Butler is a true nerd. On top of being an “avid” comic book fan, the 31-year-old host of the “Fresh Ink” segment on AOTS, is also a stand-up comic, having appeared on such shows as Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend.” Blair got her start at G4 as head writer for “X-Play,” but soon found herself on the other side of the camera.

Jade Raymond

When it comes to real gaming chops, Jade Raymond is your girl. This smiley stunner broke into the gaming world as a game producer for companies like EA, IBM and Sony Online. Nowadays, in addition to producing kick ass, highly addictive games, she’s interviewing gaming industry insiders, and finding out about the hottest in gaming news. The hottest in gaming girls, however, she’s left to us…

Carissa Walford

Bodacious blond babe, Carissa Walford is the latest smokeshow to infiltrate the G4 arena, as guest host of Attack of the Show. The saucy Aussie has made a name for herself already by performing her AOTS duties almost entirely in a bikini. Which, when you have a practically perfect body, is definitely the best way to go.

On Monday, COED was lucky enough to attend a screening of the new Comedy Central show “Michael & Michael Have Issues” with the stars Michael Black and Michael Showalter themselves.

The show has major potential, and tonight’s 10:30 p.m. ET/PT premiere on Comedy Central is definitely worth checking out!

Highlights from the first episode include a skit about high school virginity pacts and the skit about butterfly farts that you can view right here.

To give you a bit of background about “Michael & Michael Have Issues”, the show stars Black and Showalter in a new twist on narrative and sketch comedies that features the long-time comedic partners as the hosts of their own fictitious sketch show.

Behind-the-scenes of the show-within-a-show, viewers will get a first hand look at issues, both big (in an attempt to broaden their appeal, the guys turn their show into a frat house spectacle), and small (the two Michaels fight over the approval of a teenage intern writing an article about them for his high school newspaper) that the two misguided stars wrestle with as they confront their own issues of insecurity and jealousy as each attempts to undermine the other.

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The third episode of “The Real World: Cancun” aired last night, and Jim Kelly Jr. got cast mate Jonna on the phone at 7 a.m. for his latest podcast to talk about life before, during and after “The Real World”.

Highlights include Jonna spilling the beans about cast mates off camera, potentially joining The Duel after “The Real World”, the future doing club appearances, finding her on Facebook, hooking up on camera, showering in the kitchen, spring break season in Cancun and much more. Listen to it now and make sure you check out “The Real World: Cancun” which airs on Wednesdays at 10pm on MTV.

Jim Kelly Jr. is the hottest new PodCast on iTunes. Subscribe to his Podcast and check out additional recent episodes:

July 1st: Jim and KLo talk about the rise of Twitter and Facebook, tips for using Facebook Chat to hook up with girls, and the “Baby Daddy Pantheon.”

June 26th: Jim and Rory talk about Michael Jackon, Billy Mays, betting on celebrity death pools and Jeopardy.

Let’s face it – we’re addicted. Every single one of us. We’re addicted to ‘tweets’ and ‘blogs’ and cute f**king kittens. We’re addicted to staying in touch with everyone we’ve ever met (and plenty of people we’ve never met), to talking sh*t anonymously to strangers and laughing at other’s misfortune. And it’s high time somebody show this every-growing monstrosity called the Internet who’s the g*ddamn boss! Which is where Tosh.0 comes in. (more…)