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Origins Of The Cougar

A little trivia for you: The origins of the term “cougar” dates back to the 1980’s when members of the Vancouver Canucks used it in the locker room as a derogatory name for the team’s older groupies. But the concept has been around much longer.

Hot, tight-bodied older women have always fueled younger men’s sexual fantasies since our fathers were our age. (Just watch 1967’s The Graduate to see Dustin Hoffman seduced by pop-culture’s first cougar.) But now that every “The View”-watching wildcat is lusting after boy-toy ass, a new breed of sexed-up older ladies is upon us - and no man is safe.

From Mrs. Robinson to Sharon Stone, DETAILS takes a look at the social evolution of the cougar in this month’s Saturation Point: Cougars.

Hot Girl Hot Tub

These days, hot tubs are synonymous with super sexy girls, bikinis, alcohol and hot, steamy nookie. And if they’re not, they should be. So as winter makes its way in, now’s the time to start thinking about firing-up the bubbling bad boy bath and getting that sucker ready for some serious action.

To set the mood, we’ve put together the hottest compilation of hot tub hotties on the Internet. So grab your champagne, turn the bubbles to “high” and don’t get out until you’re fingers are wrinkly.

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I Scissored Sarah Palin

COED Magazine / Austin Rhodes

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.

UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….

(Image: COED Magazine/Austin Rhodes)

The World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament: NYC

Last Saturday afternoon (Oct. 11), at a bar in lower Manhattan, a hoard of heavy drinkers took their spots around the table to prove themselves masters in the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament. Hosted by the Flip Cup Guys, the WLFCT consisted of 64 teams from 10 different states and Canada, each competing for an all-expenses-paid trip to Jamaica. After a lot of drinking, cursing and failed dreams, DC-area team, the Two Finger Fanatics flipped their way to victory and a well-worth it hang-over.

Street Artist Banksy Invades New York City

Underground British street artist Banksy has turned up in New York City bringing his latest creation (above) to a three-story wall at Wooster and Grand Street while painting another Rat on a wall near Broadway and Canal Street. Plus, he’s just opened his first official exhibition in NYC - an animatronic pet store.

The elusive artist’s identity is still unknown to this day and few if any have ever met the artist face to face. Being that he shies away from public displays it was a surprise to see Banksy breakout the painters scaffolding and create his Rat murals in broad daylight.

Check out his latest NYC creations and the first known images of the artist at work!

How To Buy Porn

It was such an exciting time in my life. Turning eighteen, a monumental event for one reason - I could buy porn. Yes, I could also buy cigarettes and lotto tickets but those aren’t nearly as fun.

What makes me think of this was something that happened yesterday. I was in Borders, over in the men’s magazine section, which happens to be right next to the porn section. No big deal. As I was browsing, these three teenagers come over to the porn and start acting like they have never seen a pair of t*ts in their lives. “Oh man, catch out these boobs.” What tools! Read More »

Actual Fears of a 20-Something Red Neck

Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.

I recently went home for a long weekend, and while hanging out with…oh let’s call him Bob, a friend from high school, I learned about an interesting new “hobbie” he developed.

Bob has started to collect swords and exceptionally big knives, but not for show or display, they have a practical purpose. I’m going to let Bob tell you in his own words why he started this…collection. Read More »

Obama’s Grandfather’s Junk

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?

Well, maybe if you consider a sloppy armadillo packed away in Grandpappy Dunham’s trousers sweet…

The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train,

I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause.

But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window. Not that I don’t get what you’re trying to do. But the contrast is such a shock, it doesn’t make me want to help, it just makes me want to run.

Now you might think I’m just shallow and inconsiderate to those less fortunate, but you’re completely missing the point–I think you’re doing a good deed, and completely support your mission. But by seeing your ads on male-lifestyle Sites, it’s like having your mom walk in on you having sex–or worse, like having a poor kid with a cleft lip walk in while you’re having sex. It kills the mood–and any chance of me clicking on your ad. Read More »

Show Us Your Kicks: Win a Pair of Chuck Taylors

Attention aspiring musicians, bands, and people with nothing better to do: Right now, our friends at Converse, Journey’s and Downtown Records are having a huge “Get Out of the Garage” music contest which gives entrants the chance to win a free trip to New York City and four days, three nights of recording time in a professional studio. To enter, just check out GetOutofTheGarageMusicContest.com, upload one of your songs to their Website, and wait to see if you’re track made the cut! The contest ends September 15.

To promote the contest, and give you a second chance to win free stuff, we at COED are holding our own “Show Us Your Kicks” contest, which has nothing to do with “recording time” at all! All you have to do is send us a picture of your dirtiest, filithiest, most F’ed-up shoes and the person to send in the worst pair of the bunch gets a gift certificate for a brand new pair of Converse sneakers to replace the ones you screwed up to win a contest, plus swag from Downtown Records (home of Cold War Kids, Justice, Gnarls Barkley, Santogold, and more!)

Send all your grossest shoe pics to kicks@coedmagazine.com

PDA From 600 Miles Away?

I have seen the dark side of laptops with built-in webcams and microphones. It’s not leaked videos of you doing a naughty dance for your significant other, or some bizarre government conspiracy to spy on everyone in the country. It’s much simpler than that. It’s a little thing I like to call, video chat PDA, and it could very well be the next cutsie pandemic.

My roommate’s girlfriend recently moved to Baltimore to start her teaching career, and since my roommate still has a semester of school left before he graduates they are trying out the whole long distance relationship thing.

I’m sure it’s been hard to transition from seeing each other every day to living 600 miles apart, but it’s only for six or seven months, it shouldn’t be that difficult, right? They started things off by calling each other multiple times a day, chatting online at every possible moment and e-mailing little messages whenever the other wasn’t logged in to one of many instant messaging programs. But they completely changed the game last week when I walked in on a video chat between the two. Read More »

Caption This: Tragedy Edition

Sure, terrible things happen around the world every day. But the sight of so much wasted beer makes a man just not want to get out of bed in the morning. But since you’re already out of bed, it’s time to caption this.

The Rules:

Submit your best caption editor@coedmagazine.com, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Let the captioning begin!

Last week’s winner!

“Maybe if you kissed the judges like that, China wouldn’t win so many f**king medals.” –Barrett