Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.
It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tai… Click to read more

Paulson – Homecoming Concert at Rutgers University

Appearing at Rutgers University on December 6th are New Jersey’s own Paulson.
The quintuplet from Midland Park recently released their third full length album “All At Once” and will close out their national tour with a special homecoming concert for Rutgers University.
Fan of hellogoodbye, Say Anything, Cartel, Pinback or Copeland… Click to read more

OJ Trial Round II

In April 2007, America will time-travel back to 1995: O.J. Simpson is going back to court.
Las Vegas judge Jackie Glass recently ordered Mr. Simpson (along with two co-defendants, Clarence Stewart and Charles Ehrlich) to stand trial for armed robbery of his own memorabilia from two collectors, along with 12 counts of conspiracy and kidnapping.
The victim… Click to read more

Carson Daly Asks Friends to Phone In Jokes…Just Like He Does Every Night

Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Daly.
Daly has also defied the ongoing writer’s strike – but that’s hardly his biggest offense.
Does anybody really watch Last Call with Carson Daly? It’s on at some ungodly hour next to weight-loss and fly-fishing gear infomercialsR… Click to read more

Britney Spears Pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s Baby

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!
If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.
All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor… Click to read more

Snoop Dogg’s “Sensual Seduction”: Flyest Music Video of the Year

After almost fifteen years in the rap game, Snoop Dogg unveils his masterpiece, “Sensual Seduction,” the first single off his upcoming album Ego Trippin’.
Any reservations you may have against Snoop (or in hip-hop in general) will be thrown out the window once the cosmic, low-budget, P-Funk/Chic-influenced video jumps into overdrive. Watching Snoop fo… Click to read more

ANTM Models + Pillowfight = YES

Oh baby! What I would give to be the guy in this Victoria’s Secret gallery.… Click to read more

Celebrity Rehab: VH1′s Latest Trash TV Show

What a perfect post to make at 4:20.
VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.
I know, I know – it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t… Click to read more

Sled in Style with the Alu High-Tech Sled

Remember the scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold waxes up his sled and darts down a steep hill going Mach-1? Now adventurous consumers with money to burn can relive that scene over and over again with the Alu High-Tech Sled.
Looking sleek and stylish with non-corrosive aluminum, shock absorbers and even a hand-brak… Click to read more

Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments

Jessica Alba is the hottie of all hotties, although Jessica Biel is right up there too so let’s call it a tie.
Look at her body of work (Sin City, Idle Hands) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s A**. She was even voted #1 by AskMen.com in their Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006 and admits to loving one night stands. Lovely.
TV, the b… Click to read more

Kevin DuBrow of Quiet Riot Found Dead in Vegas

Earlier today, the Riot went quiet.
Kevin DuBrow, the lead singer of 80s Metal outfit Quiet Riot was found dead in his Las Vegas home at the age of 52. The cause of his death has yet to be officially revealed.
Quiet Riot is best known as the first Metal act to have their debut reach the top of the charts with Metal Health (1983), which has their immortal single (and ka… Click to read more

Fox Will Put “Truth” to the Test – But Will Viewers?

This January, Fox will be trudging out Moment of Truth, a new show that pits mankind versus the most diabolical of machines: lie detectors.
Lie detectors, the unveiling of personal secrets, absolute truth – what could possibly go wrong?
Fox, ever the innovators, ordered the pilot for Moment of Truth in August, which is based on the successful (and rec… Click to read more

A Violent Vagina Wreaks Havoc in “Teeth”

I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a toothy, terrifying vagina, is a straight-up horror flick or a delicious exercise in dark satire. Whatever Teeth turns out to be, expect to hear a strong buzz about it leading up to its limited release in theaters (New York and L.A.) November 30.
No… Click to read more

Rock Band: Give the Drummer Some!

Watch in awe as YouTuber “azuritereaction” runs through “And Justice for All” without breaking a sweat (or a note streak):

“azuritereaction”…YOU ROCK!… Click to read more

Happy Thanksgiving!

Be thankful that your T-Day doesn’t turn out anything like Eli Roth’s faux-trailer (unless it does):

White meat, dark meat – all will be carved!… Click to read more