Put Down Your Remote – Billy Mays Is Dead. Seriously.

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OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home in Tampa, Florida, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

So to honor this fallen icon of 4am television, here is The Best of Billy Mays – Video Remix Edition.

RIP, Billy – buying stuff off the TV will never be the same without you.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ample Career Myths Uncovered

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There’s no denying that actress and singer, Jennifer Love Hewitt has had a very full, well-rounded career. But along with her mountains of talent has come a smothering of career myths, squeezed into the cleavage between truth and fiction, that have caused ample confusion about this lovely leading lady. Luckily for us, the good people of Cracked.com have uncovered these falsehoods, revealing the glorious truth about Jennifer Love Hewitt in a way we’d only dreamed of.

Check out Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ample Boobs Myths Uncovered, here!

AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party [Photos]

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Last night, after hitting the New York City screening of Bruno (which was funnier than expected – and we expected it to be hilarious), COED stopped by the AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square.

Here is the break down…

For the first two hours, DJ AM was up on stage providing the music for the night. He played an eclectic mix and his timing and intuition for music selection based on the mood of the crowd were spot on. (more…)

Download Spin’s Prince Tribute, “Purplish Rain”, (Almost) Free!

spin-coverIn the July ‘09 issue, Spin magazine writer, Brian Raftery has put together an excellent oral history of Prince’s iconic 1984 movie and Top 40s soundtrack, Purple Rain, in honor of its 25th anniversary. With interviews from pretty much everybody with in-the-know insight (besides Prince, unfortunately, but whatever), the 12-page feature gives you a comprehensive behind-the-scenes look at one of the classic music experiences of the modern era.

To top off their Prince-centric edition, Spin produced an excellent Prince tribute album, Purplish Rain, featuring an eclectic variety of musicians, from Of Montreal to the Riverboat Gamblers, which they’re giving away for free on Spin.com. But “free” has one little catch: In order to access the album, readers must first answer a question, the answer to which can only be found by having a physical copy of the magazine* (it’s the last word on page 61).

This is actually a fairly clever ploy to get you to buy the magazine, offering readers a valuable, interactive experience between Spin’s print and online properties. That said, it’s still only a ploy, nothing close to  shutting down the Internet the massive monetary defibrillator needed to zap life back into the print industry. (more…)

14-Year-Old Demolishes Guitar Hero World Records 3 Times

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Taking Guitar Hero obsession to a new high, 14-year-old Danny ‘Phenom’ Johnson recently burst his way into the Guinness Book Of World Records not once but three times, setting new standards with the Longest Note Streak On Guitar Hero (with a score of 3,722 and 100% on the track ‘Through The Fire And The Flames’), the Highest Score For A Single Track (the just-shy-of-a-million 985,206 on the same ditty), and the Highest Score On Guitar Hero: Metallica with a rockin’ 1,009,056 on ‘Mercyful Fate’.

“I don’t think there is anything that can stop this kid, his talents are infinite,” said his father of the feat, possibly confusing ‘ability at a video game’ with ‘world domination’.

Check out Dan The Young Man in action here.

World’s Least Hygenic Tourist Attraction

• World’s Least Hygenic Tourist Attraction

• Photo Tribute To Wet Girls

Megan Fox’s Hotness Hits Moscow

• When Did Sorority Girls Get So Hot?

Katie Price Is See Through

More Bruno Than I Really Want To See

Melissa Rogers is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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Finally, the sun is shining, and Friday night is upon us. What the next 48 hours holds is a mystery – probably a alcohol-fueled mystery, but mysterious nonetheless. But what’s even more surprising is the seriously sexiness of bangin’ brunette, Melissa Rogers. We don’t know much about this 25-year-old model, other than that we want to find out what happened about three seconds after this picture was taken…

Melissa Rogers is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Tiger Woods PGA TOUR Giveaway, Plus 46 Sexy Golf Girls!

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The new Tiger Woods PGA Tour game for the iPhone and iPod touch is officially available. The games features are sick and the price just dropped to $6.99 for the Father’s Day! You can buy it here at Apple’s App Store store, so you don’t leave your Dad empty handed fror the holiday.

I know all you iPhone enthusiasts are excited for this game, and Dads who love golf will also really enjoy it.

To celebrate we are doing a giveaway! (more…)

Ninja Rabbit Kicks Ass [Gaming]

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Adding the word ‘ninja’ before something is a guaranteed way to transform the mundane into the badass, and we’re pleased to see that the good folks over at Wolfire Games agree with us, being all set to launch the ninja-rabbit fighting game, Overgrowth. Also adding known-martial-arts-experts wolves, rats, cats and dogs to the bloody mix, they’ve just upped the first episode of an online comic to help stoke hype for the title – check it out here.

Tennis Star or Pornstar: The Audio Game

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With the French Open just a couple weeks past and Wimbledon coming up on June 22nd, there’s a whole lot’a tennis going on these days. And with that comes a lot of tennis talk. This year, the big topic is whether or not officials will begin penalizing female tennis players for grunting like wild beasts on the court at Wimbledon. Which got us thinking, could you tell the difference between a tennis grunt and porn grunt? The answer is: maybe. So we put together this little game to test your grunt guessing abilities. Just play the clip and pick between “Tennis Star” and “XXX Star”. Get the right answer and you’ll be rewarded with a pic of the vocal vixen. Good luck and happy guessing!

NOTE: Tennis sfx have been added to both choices to make the answer less obvious.

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