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Sometimes You Gotta Say “It Just Doesn’t Matter” [VIDEO]

James - University of Texas — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:50:19 +0000

Today's lesson kids comes from one of greatest teen-coming-of-age comedies of all time. No, I'm not talking about 'Bring it On' or 'Mean Girls', but rather the 1979 classic 'Meatballs' starring Bill Murray. When life throws you a curve ball, you either give it a whack or watch it pass by. But hit or miss, sometimes you gotta say "It Just Doesn't Matter".

Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:43:28 +0000

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can't help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin' dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they're c*cksuckers!

Exclusive “Splinterheads” Star, Rachael Taylor Bikini Photos!

COED Staff — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:00:11 +0000

Here at COED, we like nothing more than finding a new super-hottie to tout on the Site. So when we received these pictures of Transformers' (other) hottie, Rachael Taylor, we were downright giddy. Hailing from sunny Sydney, Australia, the 25-year-old beauty will be starring in the upcoming indi-licious romantic comedy, Splinterheads, which hits theaters this Friday.

Bill Pullman to Play Father in Inevitable Upcoming “Balloon Boy” Movie

Andrew - Hunter College — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:28:45 +0000

We're past this whole "Was the Balloon Boys story a hoax" nonsense. Obviously, it's all bullsh*t. And if you think it might not be bullsh*t, all you have to do is watch this video of the father releasing the g*ddamn balloon to know that it's a hoax. Now that we have that resolved, let's move on to bigger things: Who's going to play who in inevitable upcoming Hollywood biopic...

Observe and Report DVD Giveaway

COED Staff — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:15:21 +0000

Seth Rogan’s new movie Observe and Report is out on DVD and Blu-Ray!! Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper’s paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can’t bring the culprit to justice, a surly po…

And The Winner of the Pandorum Gun Giveaway Is…

James - University of Texas — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:34:39 +0000

Congratulations @brogan_wilson! You are the winner of Ben Foster's sci-fi blaster from Pandorum which hits theaters today. This great news for you, bad news for any aliens that may be residing on your block. Happy hunting.

“Pandorum” Twitter Giveaway – Win The Gun from The Movie!

COED Staff — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:26:18 +0000

Sci-fi space thriller, "Pandorum," starring Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster, follows two astronauts who awaken on a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. But unfortunately for them, they're not alone. Luckily, that means lots of badass alien killing! And to help promote the film, which opens Friday, Sept. 25, they've given us a prop gun actually used in the movie to giveaway to you!

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

Michael Dance — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:37:23 +0000

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks [Videos]

Andrew - Hunter College — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:00:17 +0000

Having created some of the most hilarious, babe-licious, original videos on the internet, we've come to expect good things from the guys at SecretSauce.tv. So when they sent us their series, "Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks" we knew it'd be awesome. (Honestly, pretty much anything involving hot chicks in bikinis is right up our alley.) So, without further adieu...

Megan Fox Set to Play Catwoman

COED Staff — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:30:38 +0000

File this under the "Please, please, please be true!" category. Transformers star and all-around on-screen goddess, Megan Fox has reportedly signed on to play Catwoman in the next Batman film, which is set to be released in 2011. Fox follows in the footsteps of past hotties, Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry. But something tells us she's going to blow those two out of the water.