The NYC Premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 Phantom Menace in 3D Was Pure Pandemonium! [VIDEO]
We sent COED correspondents Yang Miller and Shawn Wickens to check out the absolute mayhem that was sure to go down at the midnight NYC premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace in 3D. As you can see, it was pure pandemonium. A dozen years later, we know one thing for sure – Jar Jar Binks is one likable dude. Highlights include all the girls there to s… Click to read more
17 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [February 13th-19th]
Last week was the week of Asians in basketball, but we’re looking for a return to normalcy as the ladies in our life will once again see that we’re notoriously procrastinatory. While Valentine’s Day might set you back a a few dollars, you’ll see that there are tons of things this week that are geared towards dudes being dudes. Get rea… Click to read more
The First “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” Trailer Has Arrived
Growing up, I never really questioned what I learned in school. If I did, I usually received a healthy dose of ‘shut the f*ck up’. So I went through my years in the classroom blindly accepting what was thrown my way – more concerned about getting good grades than actually learning what happened. What does this have to do with the first traile… Click to read more
The 10 Funniest Female Comedians [VIDEOS]
Yes, females can be funny too (although admittedly from watching the show Whitney you might not know that). The list below is valid proof that we can kick any guy’s *ss at stand-up comedy and more. Some of them are hot and some of them are just horrible looking, but try to hold your nausea / excitement until the end of the article. If that means skipping over Kathy… Click to read more
Frat Dude Demonstrates T F’n at the AVN Expo [VIDEO]
I wanted to title this “Frat dude chugs big c*** at the AVN Expo” (you’ll see why) but knowing my luck that’s when friggin’ Coca-Cola or Ford or Verizon will randomly decide to check out our site to see if they should spend dolla dolla bills with us. You may remember a couple weeks ago, J-Train the Frat Dude wrecked the red carpet… Click to read more
Conan Would Approve of Lana Del Rey & Daniel Radcliffe’s Love Child [PHOTO]
Back when Conan was the host of Late Night, he had a hilarious skit called, “If They Mated” where he’d take pics of two celebs that are rumored to be (or are) hooking up and mesh them together to give us a horrid photo of the fugliest looking offspring. Why do I bring this up? Because after Lana Del Rey “bombed” on SNL, Daniel Radcl… Click to read more
The 55 Dreamiest Black Women Of The Modern Era [PHOTOS, POLL]
If you’ve ever wondered why the “I Have a Dream Speech” isn’t freely available, it’s because the King Estate actually owns a copyright on the footage. Fortunately no one owns the rights to our dreams and/or the girls in them, leaving us free to share them with you. No disrespect to Dr. King, I’m sure you’ll agree… Click to read more
This Wes Anderson Slow-Mo Supercut (Ja) Rules! [VIDEO]
Do you like the late 90s / early 00′s? Do you like Wes Anderson movies? Do you enjoy slow motion shots? Do you… DID you pump Ja Rule in your mom’s SUV? Then Slacktory has delivered onto you a supercut for the ages. I don’t know if there are two entities further apart on the spectrum than quirky prepstar Wes Anderson characters and the qua… Click to read more
Are You 21 Jump Street Material? Take Ice Cube’s Quiz [VIDEO]
I’m like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. For years on end I’ve dreamt of the time when I could go back in time to high school and completely dominate. So, the appeal of going back as an undercover cop seems even cooler. If you feel the same way, then you need to take a seat at Captain Dickson’s desk. The mean mugged Ice Cube will be playing the… Click to read more
Random Dad Photoshops Himself Into Movie Stills [16 PHOTOS]
Reddit continues to be a treasure trove of awesome sh*t. Today, I saw the headline “So… my dad likes to photoshop himself into movies and movie posters” and I immediately became jealous. At the same time, I’ve got my skeptic pants on – how good could these really be? Consider my expectations severely surpassed. The dad sort o… Click to read more
Win Tickets to Titanic 3D on Valentine’s Day in One of 44 Cities!
On Valentine’s Day Titanic in 3D will screen in 44 cities across America. RSVPs for this free screening filled up in minutes last week. There is absolutely no way to get tickets, except through us! We are giving away two tickets to the fully booked February 14th screenings so you can see Titanic in 3D TWO months before anyone else. Talk about the ultimate Valent… Click to read more
10 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [February 6th-February 12th]
While the week started out wonderfully for Giants fans (and the people who just hate the Patriots), Monday might not have been the best start to your week. Personally, I was as hungover as I’ll ever be but the good news is that we’re looking at a pretty good week. Not only does Star Wars: Episode I get re-released in 3D, but gamers have a bunch of choic… Click to read more
24 Celebrities In Bizarre Foreign Commercials [VIDEOS]
I think it has become pretty clear just how desperate celebrities can be to get their hands on some more cash (I’m looking at you Nic Cage!). What better way to do it than to agree to do some random and often awkward commercial in a foreign market? Your embarrassment generally goes under the radar amongst the American public and you can get a pretty penny fo… Click to read more
11 Punxsutawney Phil Photobombs aka Phil-o-bombs
Happy Groundhog Day! Since we here in NYC have been experiencing one of the mildest winters in a long time, we thought it was a forgone conclusion that Punxsutawney Phil wouldn’t see his shadow and we’d be swimming in an early Spring. Well, we were wrong – 6 more weeks of winter. What a load of sh*t. He punk’d us all. At least, thereR… Click to read more
Clemson Loses Top Recruit Because They Don’t Have Chik-Fil-A
It reads like a headline from The Onion, but it’s real life. Four-star rated linebacker Cassanova McKinzy was recruited by Clemson University but decided to sign with the Auburn Tigers on National Signing Day because they don’t have a Chik-fil-A on campus. The real kick in the d*ck? “You had to go 15 minutes off campus to go to a real restau… Click to read more
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