If you’re idea of “deep” and “meaningful” storytelling revolves around characters whose primary defining features involve being quirky, then you’re probably a huge Wes Anderson fan. But whatever you think of the (sometimes) brilliant director of Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tenenbaums and The Darjeeling Limited, you can’t argue his serious style credentials. So now that Anderson’s revealed to ThisRecording.com his “perfect mixtape”, “cool” people are clamoring to catch a listen. Luckily for them (you?), we’ve already done the dirty work.

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Last week, we checked out Bruno, and I must admit, the movie blew away my expectations. It’s not just funny, it’s sh*t-your-pants-twice-hilarious. Sasha Baron Cohen really brought his shock comedy to a new level with his latest instant classic. Below we’ve listed “6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie“.

WARNING: This is a massive spoiler post, so if you want to go into the movie with a clean slate, I wouldn’t read any further. (more…)

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This is by far the coolest-looking movie we had no idea existed. Called simply 9, this animated feature follows nine creatures created by a mad scientist, as they embark on a quest to save a post-apocalyptic world from killer robots – all good things in our book. On top of being produced by visionary, Tim Burton, the flick stars the voices of actors like Elijah Wood, John C. Rilley, Jennifer Connelly and Crispin Glover. Here’s the trailer, and the film comes out 9.9.09.

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

So what does that leave? Well, it’s an accepted fact that Hollywood has run out of ideas and is just coasting on remakes and sequels, so while putting together this list, we tried to come up with as many totally original movies as we could. In the end, we’ve got four sequels, three of which are based on books; four additional non-sequels based on books; three movies based on TV shows; and one based on a well-known legend.

That left only six original movies. Oh well. Despite that, we think we put together a damn good list. (more…)

From f**king with frat boys to giving Eminem a taste of his taint, Sacha Baron Cohen’s flamboyantly hilarious character, Bruno, whose new movie hits theaters July 10, is sure to be the talk of the summer. So to give you a little refresher course on this saucy Austrian, we’ve compiled the 13 most awesomely offensive Bruno moments we could find. Enjoy!

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Most cynical movie buffs would say no, but I say yes!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Ivan Drago Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin and Randy Couture are a team of mercenaries who head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

As soon as I hear written and directed by Sylvester Stallone my ears perk up. Then you throw in the action movie hall of fame cast listed above is a winning formula alone.

I would have liked to see Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Chuck Norris added to the list but why get greedy.

Sure this movie probably won’t win an Oscar, but the body count will be ridiculously high and your balls might explode from a surge of testosterone.

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man.  It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers… except for the parts where it sucks.

I had a chance to see Trek at an advance screening last week, and yes, I liked it a lot.  But the critics have already started over-praising it Dark Knight-style, and I know everybody else is going to join in soon too.  So allow me, just for a moment, to counterbalance the raves with some sanity and present to you the reasons Star Trek might not be the best thing ever.  (Be warned that there are spoilers in this article.) (more…)

On Saturday we hosted the pre-party for the World Premiere of Midgets vs. Mascots at the Village Pourhouse. We all put the free open bar to good use and we’d like to say thanks to everyone who made it out.

If you weren’t able to attend the party and world premiere screening then read our review and take a look at the pictures for a glimpse of what you missed. (more…)