May 21st, 2012

14 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck: May 21st – May 27th Edition

Despite the fact that you might be nursing an EDC-related hangover from this past weekend, you’re gonna need to step it up so that you can enjoy the upcoming Memorial Day Weekend. Since you’re not going to be able to fast-forward to next Friday, why not enjoy some of the awesome stuff that’s coming out this week? We’ve got only the dop… Click to read more

May 12th, 2012

Here’s Pantera’s “Walk” Video–Because It’s A Nice Saturday, but Dimebag Darrell’s Still Dead

Not many people at the office this Saturday, so the COED Jukebox is cranking out our advance copy of the 20th Anniversary Edition of Pantera’s Vulgar Display of Power–which has a second disc with video of an amazing 1992 live show in Italy. Those shows were around the time that Darrell Abbott went from being “Diamond Darrell” to … Click to read more

May 9th, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Sexy Girls! (That Other Guys Don’t Think Are Sexy)

Do you think we enjoy spending all day looking at pics of Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker? Yes. Yes, we do. But we don’t just embrace conventional standards of beauty here at the COED offices. We also celebrate lesser beauties like Mila Kunis and Sofia Vergara. And then there are the gals who appeal to our private little quirks. Every guy has a big crush on a… Click to read more

May 7th, 2012

15 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck: May 7th – May 13th Edition

Even if you didn’t like anything else we’re sharing with you this week, Tuesday has more DVD and video game releases than you can shake a Cinco-made stick at. That’s right, Tim and Eric are coming to town. In addition to some killer home entertainment, we’re showing you some of the best live music in (and around) New York City. You wan… Click to read more

April 25th, 2012

This Is Princess Teegra. We’ll See Her In Real Life Soon. [VIDEO]

Here’s great news for fantasy fans, or just fans of gorgeous princesses who wear micro-bikinis while fleeing glaciers started by an evil witch. Noted director Robert Rodriguez–who gave us the bizarre world of Sin City–now plans to apply his unique look to a remake of the cult 1983 fantasy flick Fire and Ice. The original film didn’… Click to read more

April 24th, 2012

Google Just Revolutionized the Adult Industry

Have you Googled yet today? If not, try to think of something you have to look up. Google has put together a fine stunt to celebrate the birthday of Gideon Sundback–who all men are indebted to as (kind of) the creator of the zipper. The main Google page is itself a big zipper that pulls down and opens to reveal a page full of Sundback internet searches. Meanw… Click to read more

April 23rd, 2012

18 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [April 23rd - April 29th]

I promise that despite the image you see here, this week is actually going to be kick-a**. I know that it’s been a little while since we last brought you “Why This Week Won’t Suck,” but this week is so choc-full of goodies that we had to bring it back. Not only are you being given the last episode of Ugly Americans, the NFL Draft, Jack Whit… Click to read more

April 13th, 2012

10 Little Known Facts about Jason Voorhees and Friday the 13th

As I’m sure many of you have realized, today is Friday the 13th, a day which has been immortalized through pop culture over the years. Countless movies and TV shows have used this day to feature something wacky, paranormal or downright terrifying in their stories. None of these characters have become more revered and feared than Jason Voorhees, the ma… Click to read more

April 12th, 2012

Lost Filmmaker Returns–With Giant Rats!

Do you like low-budget horror films? Jeff Leroy does. He likes them so much that the writer/director/cinematographer knocked out thirteen of them between 1999 and 2006. Now we have Leroy making a triumphant comeback (on DVD) with the giant-rodent genius of Rat Scratch Fever. He’s spent the past few years making a series of videos called PoormanR… Click to read more

March 1st, 2012

Skeletons of 17 Popular Cartoon Characters [ART]

You know that moment when something comes along and you think to yourself, “So genius yet so simple! Why hasn’t anyone done this already?” Well, that’s what cropped up in my bean when I saw these sketches from Michael Paulus via Buzzfeed. For some reason, we accept how cartoons look, but when you check out their bone structures, you… Click to read more

February 29th, 2012

Top 10 Movie Drinking Games for February

Drinking games date back to Ancient Greece. Nowadays, there seems to be a drinking game for just about every spectator event out there – whether it’s the State of the Union, The Grammys, The Oscars, or the Super Bowl. But, in the opinion of MovieBoozer.com, drinkings games are best enjoyed while watching movies. So, they’ve provided us w… Click to read more

February 29th, 2012

COED Gets Down With Bibi Jones [43 PHOTOS, INTERVIEW]

A couple weeks ago, we interviewed Brooklyn Lee (@Brooklynleexxx). This week it’s all about Bibi Jones, the 20-year-old who’s all over the place. She can be found hanging with Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski, jet-setting to perform at dance clubs, and (most importantly) on our guilty pleasures list. Bibi is a Twitter fanatic, and you should all follow he… Click to read more

February 27th, 2012

16 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck

What a f*cking week you’ve got in store for you. Three major albums, three sweet video games, three big time NBA matchups, two hilarious movies, a hockey showdown that is sure to go down as a knock-down drag ‘em out classic, plus four huge college basketball matchups amongst ranked teams. I’m personally looking forward to Lepre-Con in Ho… Click to read more

February 21st, 2012

Frat Dude Interviews Whitney Houston’s Porn Doppelganger at the AVN Expo [VIDEO]

You thought we were done showing the sexcapades of Jared Freid aka The Frat Dude at the AVN Expo, but you were dead wrong, my man. Sure we saw him on the red carpet and interacting with fans and vendors, but now we get to the good stuff – the porn stars. In this installment, J-Train talks with legend Ron Jeremy and a host of smoking hot actresses, NONE of whom I c… Click to read more

February 20th, 2012

18 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [February 20th-26th]

First off, you’ve got a three-day weekend so I don’t want to hear any complaints. You’re going to need all that rest (that you’re not going to get) because you’ve got quite a week coming up. Not only is there a brand-new video game system launching, but you’re finishing Mardi Gras strongly and watching some real-life N… Click to read more