50 Famous People Who Have Taken A Bullet

Ashley Greene & Maxim Celebrate At NYC’s Avenue [Photos]

Last night our amigos at Maxim celebrated their December 2009 issue by throwing a party at Avenue in New York City. The guest of honor was Twilight star and the issue’s cover model Ashley Greene. Smokin’ hot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Selita Ebanks was also in the house hanging on the arm of Maxim’s Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy. To get a glimpse of what you missed check out the photos below!

50 Cent’s NYC MySpace Album Release Show Pictures

50 Cent took over New York City last night with his MySpace album release show at Highline Ballroom. Big thanks to Roslynn, Randy and Earl from MySpace who set up the event and hooked us up with the best seats in the house. 50 Cent rocked the crowd for over an hour performing his classic hits as well as songs from his new album Before I Self Destruct, he also welcomed special guests to the stage including his G-Unit crew and Beanie Sigel.

Tonight (Tuesday, November 24th) MySpace will be airing the show so make sure you tune-in to myspace.com at 9PM ET/6PM PT and also check out myspace.com/50cent to hear all his music.

If you want to see even more pictures from the show click here to see a gallery on prefixmag.com.

50 Cent’s MySpace Album Release Party in NYC Tonight!

50 Cent’s new album Before I Self Destruct has been dominating the iTunes charts this week and tonight MySpace will celebrate the release with a party to end all parties at Highline Ballroom in New York City. 50 Cent will be on hand performing his hits along with songs from his new album. It also turns out that this will be MySpace’s 50th album release show, how appropriate right? If you are in NYC and would like to attend the show head down to Highline Ballroom and pick-up your free tickets starting at 12 noon today, Monday, November 23! The show will kick off at 8PM, you must be be 21+ to attend, and entry can only be obtained by picking up a ticket at Highline Ballroom or RSVPing to hiphoptix@myspacemusic.com.

Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters

Everybody’s seen ‘em and unless you’re a cyborg (which you very well may be…) at least a couple of them have made you laugh your ass off – the demotivational poster. Made famous by Demotivate.com, demotivational posters have been one of the longest running Internet memes around. They’ve been created by people from pretty much anywhere with access to Photoshop – and we’ve gathered together a whole hell of a lot of them. So get comfortable because here’s 225 Demotivational Posters for Your Unmotivated Ass. What, you have something more important to do?

(Click Thumbnail to View Full Image – Warning: Some NSFW language)

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Sometimes You Gotta Say “It Just Doesn’t Matter” [VIDEO]

Today’s lesson kids comes from one of greatest teen-coming-of-age comedies of all time.  No, I’m not talking about ‘Bring it On’ or ‘Mean Girls’, but rather the 1979 classic ‘Meatballs‘ starring Bill Murray.   When life throws you a curve ball, you either give it a whack or watch it pass by. But hit or miss, sometimes you gotta say “It Just Doesn’t Matter”.

Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers! The increase in popularity signals a decrease in machismo and respect for the male vampire. Now, let me COUNT the ways in which the vampire SUCKS:

Vampires completely contradict everything I’ve ever striven for. They don’t have money, they don’t workout, they act effeminate most of the time, they slink around and sneak up on you and act all depressed. If you did any of this in real life, you’d be picked up by the cops on charges of third degree loitering and second degree creepery. So, why do girls get all orgasm-y when a vampire swoops in through the window? Is it because they’re outcasts? If that’s the case, then why aren’t Cameron Frye and Crispin Glover swimming in vagina? (more…)

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The 7 Greatest Uniform Numbers in Sports

LeBron James was recently in the news promoting his campaign to retire the #23 in the NBA in honor of the great Michael Jordan. “His Airness,” LeBron and my favorite Movember supporter Don Mattingly aren’t the only great players who have shared the same number. In fact, #23 is (arguably) not even the greatest number in sports, just take a look at these.

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#3: Babe Ruth, Alex Rodriguez, Harmon Killebrew

Babe Ruth is probably the greatest player to ever play the game. Alex Rodriguez wore #3 until he came to the New York Yankees, will in all likelihood end up as the all-time home run leader, and is currently tenth on the all-time home run list.

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#8: Cal Ripken Jr., Yogi Bera, Carl Yastrzemski, Joe Morgan, Troy Aikman, Steve Young and Kobe Bryant

Ripken is a two-time MVP, 19 time all-star, two-time gold glover, and first ballot Hall of Famer who played 2,632 games straight. Berra is a 13-time World Series champion, three-time MVP, and 15-time All Star. Yaz is a former MVP, seven-time Gold Glove winner, and 18-time All-Star. Morgan is a back-to-back MVP, two-time World Series Champ, and 10-time All-Star. Quarterbacks Troy Aikman and Steve Young and shooting guard Kobe Bryant also wore #8.

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#12- Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady, Joe Namath

Bradshaw is a four-time Super Bowl champion and former MVP. Brady is three-time Super Bowl Champion, former MVP, and holds the record for most touchdowns in a single season with 50. Namath is a Super Bowl Champion, former two-time AFL MVP, and four-time AFL All-Star with one Pro Bowl selection.

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#24: Willie Mays, Rickey Henderson, Manny Ramirez, Ken Griffey Jr.

Mays is also arguably the best player who ever lived, a two-time MVP, World Series champ, 12-time Gold Glover, and 20-time All-Star. Rickey Henderson is the all-time stolen base and runs leader (he also led off more games with a home run than anyone) and a two-time World Series champ, MVP, and ten-time All-Star. Manny is a two-time World Series champion, 12-time All Star, and is currently 15th on the All-Time home run list. Griffey is a former MVP, 13-time All-Star, 10-time Gold Glover and is currently fifth on the All-Time home run list with 630.

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#34: Walter Payton, Earl Campbell

Payton is the 2nd leading rusher in NFL history with nearly 17,000 yards and fourth all-time in rushing touchdowns. Campbell doesn’t have the career numbers that Payton had because he peaked early and played only nine years but his first three years in the league were as good as anyone’s. He’s also a five-time Pro Bowler and a Hall of Famer. Nolan Ryan also wore #34 and used his old man strength to beat the crap out of Robin Ventura – oh, he also struck out 5,714 batters, threw 7 no-hitters and an astonishing 12 one-hitters.

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#42 Jackie Robinson, Mariano Rivera

This number is forever retired in Major League Baseball because it was worn by Jackie Robinson and until Mariano Riviera retires and goes down at the greatest closer of all-time he will run out of the bullpen with “Enter Sandman” blaring wearing #42.

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I Snagged A Cab From Jon Stewart [PHOTO]

Every morning I hail a cab at the same corner in the West Village in NYC.  Most days, it’s an easy grab, rarely a wait.  But this morning I was running late and there were literally 5 people standing up and down the avenue flailing for a cab’s attention. So, I did what any good New Yorker would do, walked deeper into the stream of traffic and snagged the first cab.  This FTW moment quickly became a moment of FAIL when I saw Jon Stewart standing outside my window. D’oh.

(this is another guy also waiting for a cab)

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