The NYC Premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 Phantom Menace in 3D Was Pure Pandemonium! [VIDEO]
We sent COED correspondents Yang Miller and Shawn Wickens to check out the absolute mayhem that was sure to go down at the midnight NYC premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace in 3D. As you can see, it was pure pandemonium. A dozen years later, we know one thing for sure – Jar Jar Binks is one likable dude. Highlights include all the girls there to s… Click to read more
17 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [February 13th-19th]
Last week was the week of Asians in basketball, but we’re looking for a return to normalcy as the ladies in our life will once again see that we’re notoriously procrastinatory. While Valentine’s Day might set you back a a few dollars, you’ll see that there are tons of things this week that are geared towards dudes being dudes. Get rea… Click to read more
Did Whitney Houston Have The Greatest Voice of All? [POLL]
I will always love Whitney Houston. That voice, ooh that sweet, strong, melodic, unparalleled, majestic voice. Whitney Houston had the voice of an angel. When she sang, you felt it. She was a child of the church, and now she will continue to sing into the heavens. The music world lost one its biggest and brightest stars on Saturday, Feb 11th, 2012. Whitney Hous… Click to read more
The First “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” Trailer Has Arrived
Growing up, I never really questioned what I learned in school. If I did, I usually received a healthy dose of ‘shut the f*ck up’. So I went through my years in the classroom blindly accepting what was thrown my way – more concerned about getting good grades than actually learning what happened. What does this have to do with the first traile… Click to read more
The 24 Biggest ‘Best New Artist’ Snubs in Grammy History
Best New Artist is one of those awards that can be hit or miss. It reminds me of our Emerging Hotties list – you stack your chips on the person you think is gonna break out big time and cross your fingers. I remember last year Beliebers almost rioted and murdered Esperanza Spalding when she won the award over Biebs. This year, Bon Iver took the hardware home o… Click to read more
In The Mixtape: RIP Whitney Houston, S’Cowell’s X-Employees, Converse Kicks It
Last week, Fiona Apple edged out Ellie Goulding to take Top Song of the Week honors. This week, we feature tracks from First Aid Kit, Sharon Van Etten, Kendrick Lamar, Big Pun, and Electric Guest along with a look back at the passing of Whitney Houston, Simon Cowell’s cuts, and a peek ahead at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Click to get in the mixtape.
The Dumbing Down of Television
Lupe Fiasco said it all in 2007’s “Dumb It Down” — “We didn’t graduate from school” and “Them big words ain’t cool.” We’re not saying today’s generation is dumber; we don’t have to. If the media’s any indication, TV’s already ratted you out. With the cashing in of lovable old men and brawny-haired geniuses for colorful puppets and ten-year-old kids, it’s no wo… Click to read more
16 Things #GirlsShould Do According To Twitter
In late January, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile was trending on Twitter so we put together a list for the ages. We imagine the majority of girls did NOT flash them pearls after reading it, but the ones that did should give us a call. Today, it appears #GirlsShould is trending so we thought we’d throw our 2 cents into the mix based off the top images from that hash… Click to read more
FOX News Facemelter Kimberly Guilfoyle Loves To Get Spanked [VIDEO]
So, I’m chillin’ on the couch nursing the well deserved hangover I acquired getting over-served at our Trashy Spring Break party at Otto’s Shrunken Head last night. My roommate comes in and puts on FOX News to watch “The Five“. We both acknowledge how f*cking hot the women are on the network then we see Greg Gutfeld ask Kim if s… Click to read more
The 10 Funniest Female Comedians [VIDEOS]
Yes, females can be funny too (although admittedly from watching the show Whitney you might not know that). The list below is valid proof that we can kick any guy’s *ss at stand-up comedy and more. Some of them are hot and some of them are just horrible looking, but try to hold your nausea / excitement until the end of the article. If that means skipping over Kathy… Click to read more
Frat Dude Demonstrates T F’n at the AVN Expo [VIDEO]
I wanted to title this “Frat dude chugs big c*** at the AVN Expo” (you’ll see why) but knowing my luck that’s when friggin’ Coca-Cola or Ford or Verizon will randomly decide to check out our site to see if they should spend dolla dolla bills with us. You may remember a couple weeks ago, J-Train the Frat Dude wrecked the red carpet… Click to read more
The Cast of Home Improvement: Then and Now
“Some kid got arrested for smokin’ doobs. What an idiot. Here are some old washed up actors who used to be famous ion [sic] the mid-90′s. One is dead.” That’s what Steve wrote for the intro to this article. I honestly don’t know that I could possibly improve upon that. It’s pure genius. Solid, thorough, and pro… Click to read more
Agent Provocateur Lingerie Will Land You a Three-Way [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Victoria’s Secret is the better known lingerie brand and they have a knack for turning up the heat, but I don’t think they’re in the same league as Agent Provocateur when it comes to boner-inducing ads. We named one of their promotions featuring former Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta to our list of Sexiest Ads from 2011 and this effor… Click to read more
Conan Would Approve of Lana Del Rey & Daniel Radcliffe’s Love Child [PHOTO]
Back when Conan was the host of Late Night, he had a hilarious skit called, “If They Mated” where he’d take pics of two celebs that are rumored to be (or are) hooking up and mesh them together to give us a horrid photo of the fugliest looking offspring. Why do I bring this up? Because after Lana Del Rey “bombed” on SNL, Daniel Radcl… Click to read more
The 55 Dreamiest Black Women Of The Modern Era [PHOTOS, POLL]
If you’ve ever wondered why the “I Have a Dream Speech” isn’t freely available, it’s because the King Estate actually owns a copyright on the footage. Fortunately no one owns the rights to our dreams and/or the girls in them, leaving us free to share them with you. No disrespect to Dr. King, I’m sure you’ll agree… Click to read more
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