If you hadn’t heard, former owner of Deathrow Records, Marion “Suge” Knight got knocked out in one punch last weekend by a Los Angeles barber.

Well, TMZ.com just reported that “several Las Vegas promoters” are sending out invitations to the two men for a New Year’s Eve rematch in Vegas. Winner takes home $1 million dollars.

A letter detailing the fight-night proposition has already been sent to Suge. The only problem is that they can’t find the other guy.

I don’t know about you, but if someone were offering me a million bucks to do something I’d already done, I’d make sure I was readily available.

When remembering the regrettable cultural cesspool that defined the 1980’s, two things typically come to mind: horribly bad synth-pop and Sylvester Stallone. Like a marriage made in 80’s Hell, the two combined created a unique genre of inspirational pussy-rock that bled all over American Pop Culture like a Rambo-induced, survival knife slash to the jugular. These songs that once made us hope, cheer and yes… even cry, now make us cringe with embarrassment that we know every lyric, line for line.

Please enjoy COED’s Top 10 Most Awesomely-Sorry Sly Stallone Soundtrack Songs after the jump.

(Stop your bitching… you know you love it.) Read More »

For decades, people have been listening to Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz for its excellently eerie sync-ups. Fans of the music-video combo purport hundreds of instances where the two mediums seem to mesh perfectly, giving fans the feeling of a secret connection between the two. That, and it’s really fun to watch while smoking weed. Read More »

Either we’re not paying close enough attention, or these people are planning their weddings faster than I can write.

In the “50-percent of me doesn’t care, but the other 50–percent really wants to see a picture of Ashlee Simpson’s big boobs” file, 23 year-old Ashlee Simpson and her long-time boyfriend, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, are set to say “I Do” this coming Saturday, in closely-guarded, secret location. Read More »

Tonight, 20th Century Fox’s “How I Met Your Mother” debuted the “Everything Must Go” episode, in which characters Lilly and Marshall sell their stuff, for real. Online. Right now.According to TVSquad.com, it’s going to be “mostly her clothes, since Marshall’s never getting rid of his ‘Split Happens’ t-shirt.” And all the proceeds go to charity as a donation to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

If you want to get some stuff from a TV show, here’s the perfect place to get it. (I can hear your ebay accounts firing-up already.)

In case you haven’t noticed, the Internet is F’ing rad. Everything you could ever hope for is at your finger tips. And today, we’ve discovered another thing we’ve been hoping for: YouStrip.com

Not your run-of-the-mill girl-cam Site, YouStrip features videos from women all over the world, showing-off her bits and pieces. After a video is uploaded (and a lot of videos are uploaded), users can then rate the video. And the top-ranked strip-downs get pushed to the front of the line.

While you get to check out a few videos for free, the Site will cost you $39.95 for the whole year, with no additional charges. Membership gets you unlimited access to everything the Site has to offer, including uncensored videos and kickass prizes.

Not marketed as an ordinary porn Site, YouStrip explains that it exists solely to continue the ancient seductive art of the strip-tease by seeking to “empower” women from all walks of life, every color, shape and size, giving them an outlet to strip down to nothing for the entire world.

Damn, if I’d known that stripping and empowering were the same thing for women, I’d be the most die-hard feminists you could find.

[Thanks to Fleshbot for enriching our lives, again]

Christ, it took long enough! While filming for upcoming release “Jennifer’s Body,” Megan Fox was caught climbing out of the water (basically) topless. Sure there’s some pesky bits of nipple tape covering a tiny portion of her otherwise-exposed ta-tas. But if you don’t have a strong enough imagination to fill that in, you don’t deserve these pictures, anyway.

Click on photos to view the full gallery!

Here is Mike Doughty’s first video from his album “Golden Delicious.”

“27 Jennifers” is the type of song that you’d hear on the movie soundtrack of a coming-of-age teen comedy, similar to Matt Nathanson’s remix of Laid for American Pie: The Wedding.

Coldplay has scheduled a very special show for June 23th at Madison Square Garden in New York City where Chris Martin and crew plan to debut songs from the forthcoming album.

You can’t buy tickets to the show but if you live in the NYC area visit Coldplay’s website to sign up to win.

Playboy Magazine’s “Playmate of the Year 2008″ goes to 22-year-old Jayde Nicole of Scarborough, Ontario.

Nicole will appear in a 10-page nude pictorial in Playboy’s June issue. If you can’t make it to a newsstand then, check out her Jayde Nicole’s Playmate of the Year portfolio on Playboy.com. (Remember, the images are NSFW.)

Along with her title and the prominent photo spread, Jayde received $100,000 in prize money and a 2008 Cadillac CTS - Some people have all the luck!