Never in a million years would we claim partying is a bad thing. (We leave nonsense like that for the therapists.) But we will say that there comes a point in the night when you need to put down the bottle, and get your drunk ass home – or at least to some place where you can pass out in peace. We’ve all seen plenty of pictures of the shame brought upon too-drunk guys, but now it’s the too-drunk girls’ turn to feel the wrath of Internet stardom.

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After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about. (more…)

Drinking with friends at a party is fun. Solitary sipping can be a religious experience. Imbibing with complete strangers is an unsustainable pastime that typically morphs into one or the other of the aforementioned activities, depending on your charisma level.

For most serious drinkers, however, two is the perfect number. Think Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, Hemingway and Fitzgerald, Homer and Barney. Finding a friend who shares your likes (drinking), your dislikes (being sober), and who shares your ambitions (to get drunk) is one of life’s little joys. Who doesn’t like to while away the semi-comatose hours on a barstool, a set of bleachers, or a busted living-room sofa; secure in the knowledge that the person next to you will not be judging your excess consumption? That he will, in fact, spur you on to even greater achievement in the alcoholic arts?

If you haven’t found your drinking buddy yet, the following tips will help you find that certain special someone. If you know this person already, good for you! Read the list and smile knowingly as you and your DB knock back a shot for each simpatico trait you share. (more…)

It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible. So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find. Chug! Chug! Chug!

The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.

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Damn, girls are awesome, aren’t they? I mean, they’re soft, they smell good, and when the get drunk they seem to all start groping each other like they’re at a Caligula party. Like most things with women, we have no idea why they do it. Maybe it’s for attention, maybe it’s just because boobs are freakin’ awesome. But who cares? With pics like these, everybody wins!

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Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party.  Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating. So we’ve compiled a massive gallery of more than 101 motorboating pics, to get you in the mood. As if you needed it…

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We’d like to introduce you to one of the many mysteries of the human female – the boob circle. Most often spotted in pictures taken at bars and parties, the boob circle has no known origin. In fact, we have no idea why it exists at all, or how they happen at all. Does one girl just yell, “Hey, let’s stand in a circle, pull our t*ts out and take a picture!”? We have no clue. Oh well, who cares? Boobs! (more…)

No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We’re not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we’ve ever seen. Now, if only they’d start selling these at truck stops, then we’d be happy…