COED Magazine

Let’s reexamine “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the above example; you’ll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that saying – ever. These are T-shirts that you’ll never see live humans wearing in real life, without irony. Want women to never speak to you again?
Walk around with one of the “… Click to read more

He’s shown up on a Gorillaz album, so it’s not too weird to see a soul legend like Bobby Womack collaborating for an entire album with a (relatively) young gun like Damon Albarn. It sure sounds like everybody’s playing to their strengths on the upcoming The Bravest Man in the Universe. The  title track is a mix of classic Womack and typical… Click to read more

It’s always a big night when we get to see Julie Bowen escape the drab suburban setting of Modern Family. We’re even ready to sacrifice our usual slate of Sunday shows on cable and sit through The Billboard Music Awards–depending on what Julie’s wearing, and how often she changes outfits through the night. We’ve already got some pics to prove Julie isn’t drab and suburban yet…

I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some baseball in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. There are very few instances when it is acceptable for your Funday to include both… Click to read more

What’s in your future this week? Is it a new romance, success with midgets, or a #1 hit song in Japan? COED has horribly inaccurate horoscopes….that will predict all! Here are your Harmonoscopes for the week.  Read on to find out such secrets of the unknown.… Click to read more

As noted earlier, it’s Joey Ramone’s birthday and we’re going out to the Annual Birthday Bash for the late punk god–on what should have been his 61st birthday. (He died back in 2001.) The yearly concert is put together by Joey’s brother Mickey Leigh, who had his own fine band called The Rattlers. Mickey’s also been bus… Click to read more

The only good part about pulling all-nighters in the library are the cute girls you get to study with. Now that those days are “unfortunately” over, you’re not going to get that face time. As the understanding older brother, we’ve done you a solid and pulled together the best study-buddy a man could ask for: hot chicks in glasses. Th… Click to read more

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. June is right around the corner, and you know what that mean… Click to read more

It’s not every day that you get to sit down at a tasting table with three individual spirits that are so different and unique, but still share one distinctive quality. You may be scratching your head asking yourself “what could whiskey, vodka and gin possibly have in common?” Well, honestly not much. In the case of Son of Bourye Whisk… Click to read more

Eve Angel may be getting older, but her body is still rockin. This Hungarian pornstar has been working since she was 18 years old but has picked up an interesting “habit”– she now  only works with women. See? You might have more in common with her than you originally thought. We don’t know how Eve plans on celebrating her birthday, b… Click to read more

We’re getting geared up for tonight’s big Joey Ramone Birthday Bash, where our ticket buys us a t-shirt, a copy of Joey’s new …Ya Know? album, and an evening of NYC gutter-rockers paying tribute to The Ramones. (We could’ve gotten on the list, but it’s for charity, man!) We’re also almost done reading Johnny&#… Click to read more

Nowadays, you have to be born a sideline reporter. We’re not talking about talent or an innate sense for the game you’re covering, we’re talking about looking foxy as hell. Forgetting Craig Sager for a moment, think of all the other sideline reporters you know. Inez Sainz, Erin “Pageviews” Andrews, Jenn Brown, and now Jenn… Click to read more

If you read our post on Kegasus The Preakness Manimal, you’ve probably already made plans to head down to Baltimore, MA for the infield festivities. The only two excuses you have for not making it are graduation (questionable at best) and Senior Week. The rest of you hooligans should pack up your sh*ttiest frat shirts and head for the infield. While you… Click to read more

Do you know what’s great for a rockstar – who already has everything in the world? It’s when the acquire even more! U2′s Bono has become the richest rocker on the planet. (Sorry Vanilla Ice.) According to England’s NME, Bono owns 2.3 percent of the shares of Facebook through his investment group, Elevation Partners.  B… Click to read more

Oh you haven’t seen the “Jessica Alba Ass” pose? Well, let us educate you. In 2004 Jessica Alba was relaxing on the beach when she was photographed in a position so fantastic, so amazingly enthralling, that we felt compelled to name it after her. It’s true that her body was second-to-none, but we’ve recently noticed that the… Click to read more