COED’s Spring Break Training Program Courtesy of Men’s Fitness
If you’ve been eating right and putting the work in, you should be getting results by now. Need proof? Bam! Not bad for just under four weeks, right? Granted, I’ve had the luxury of a personal trainer twice a week, but if you’ve been following along with us, I’ve been sharing lessons and principles to help you get shredded by Spring Br… Click to read more
I Drop a Bloody EFFEN Mary with a Tutti Fruti [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you like to party, and we know you do! You’ll want to check out this week’s installment of Drinks of the Week as we test, taste, and review three intoxicating spirits, including: iSpirit Vodka, Bacardi Grand Melón, and EFFEN Cucumber Vodka. As if that wasn’t enough to get your attention, we’ve also concocted three amazing mixed… Click to read more
Jessica Hart in Esquire vs. Nargis Fakhri in Maxim India [PHOTOS, POLL]
Esquire continues to crush the sexy photo shoot scene with their “Me In My Place” feature. This time they shine the spotlight on 25 year old Australian Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart. In the other corner of our showdown we have 32 year old Queens born model-actress Nargis Afkhari for Maxim India. The only other girl I know named N… Click to read more
Why Are People Buying Valentine’s Day Gifts For Their Pets? [INFOGRAPHIC]
We receive infographics from time to time and we always find some enlightening insight but this one takes the cake. Who the fudge is spending money on a Valentine’s Day gift(s) for their frickin’ pet? How f*cking lonely do you have to be? Is the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons real and is she skewing the numbers? I just can’t wrap my head arou… Click to read more
Conan Would Approve of Lana Del Rey & Daniel Radcliffe’s Love Child [PHOTO]
Back when Conan was the host of Late Night, he had a hilarious skit called, “If They Mated” where he’d take pics of two celebs that are rumored to be (or are) hooking up and mesh them together to give us a horrid photo of the fugliest looking offspring. Why do I bring this up? Because after Lana Del Rey “bombed” on SNL, Daniel Radcl… Click to read more
The 55 Dreamiest Black Women Of The Modern Era [PHOTOS, POLL]
If you’ve ever wondered why the “I Have a Dream Speech” isn’t freely available, it’s because the King Estate actually owns a copyright on the footage. Fortunately no one owns the rights to our dreams and/or the girls in them, leaving us free to share them with you. No disrespect to Dr. King, I’m sure you’ll agree… Click to read more
Freaky Friday: Madonna’s Tightrope Walker, Gary Busey MySpace, Macaulay Culkin Face [26 PHOTOS]
Last week, we showed you Mitt Romney controlling airplane chips with his mind, Daniel Radcliffe trollin’ woman in the black, Eli Manning and Nic Cage getting the wax figure treatment, Verne Troyer’s jazz hands. This week’s Freaky Friday features f*cked up figure skater faces, Insane Clown Posse’s lil sister, meat leggings, middle finger barb… Click to read more
Miss COED: Bella Valentine [28 PHOTOS + VIDEO]
Bella is a 27 year-old model living in Scottsdale, AZ. Born in Florence and spending some of her earlier life in Poland, she left Italy to come to the United States via a foreign student exchange program. God bless scholarship programs. Bella’s work ranges from promotional modeling to print ads to television commercials and has been featured in Unobt… Click to read more
Victoria’s Secret Model Kylie Bisutti R.I.P. [35 PHOTOS]
There were so many storylines surrounding the Super Bowl that you might’ve missed the earth-shattering news that the winner of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Model Search Kylie Bisutti decided to quit modeling for the lingerie company because they’re too risque, so now she’s only modeling for granny panty companies like Se… Click to read more
The First Parapalegic To Do A Sit Ski Flip Ever [VIDEO]
While I consider myself a very good skiier, I’ve never gotten the courage to even attempt going upside-down off a jump. So the fact that Josh Dueck snapped his spine (making him paraplegic) and still wanted to do a back-flip is more than ballsy. He filmed the whole process from the foam pit, to the air bag to the actual jump with a GoPro camera and became the… Click to read more
Stacey Keibler Is Today’s Daily Snapshot
The Daily Snapshot is our rundown of the day’s hottest women on the web. In this edition, we feature the 20 hottest photos of WWE Diva Hall-of-Famer Stacey Keibler, WAG of the Year Candidate Lena Gercke, Agnes Olech in her new FHM spread, some braless beauties, the most beautiful smiles on the internet, Jenny P rocking some DD’s, Vanessa Bauche i… Click to read more
This Wes Anderson Slow-Mo Supercut (Ja) Rules! [VIDEO]
Do you like the late 90s / early 00′s? Do you like Wes Anderson movies? Do you enjoy slow motion shots? Do you… DID you pump Ja Rule in your mom’s SUV? Then Slacktory has delivered onto you a supercut for the ages. I don’t know if there are two entities further apart on the spectrum than quirky prepstar Wes Anderson characters and the qua… Click to read more
Are You 21 Jump Street Material? Take Ice Cube’s Quiz [VIDEO]
I’m like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. For years on end I’ve dreamt of the time when I could go back in time to high school and completely dominate. So, the appeal of going back as an undercover cop seems even cooler. If you feel the same way, then you need to take a seat at Captain Dickson’s desk. The mean mugged Ice Cube will be playing the… Click to read more
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