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16 Denise Milani Jiggling Boob GIFS

When it comes to freakish genetic anomalies, you can’t get much more lucky than notoriously flirtatious Czech glamour model, Denise Milani. This uber-sexy brunette stunner sports all-natural G-cups, along with one of the tightest bodies to boot. With these puppies at her disposal, this super-tease now has one of the most popular individual model Sites on the Internet – all without going nude!

Wanksta + Treadmill = Fail[Video]

Next time you feel like flossin’ your street cred around an active treadmill, you might want to take your sandals off and lace up your One’s…

100 Youtube Greatest Hits Compilation[Video]

In less than 4 minutes, you can enjoy 100 of the greatest and worst things Youtube has done to us. For my money, there is no better entertainment. Plus it’s free. So you don’t even need my money. Enjoy this compilation and get to work on your own video for the next 100 greatest.

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7 Videos Guaranteed to Cause a Laugh Attack

Yesterday, we ran across College Humor’s Natalie Portman Golden Globes video and could not stop laughing, despite having watched it 50 times. After we regained our composure, we trawled for other videos that get funnier with each repeated view. Go ahead, we dare you not to laugh at this list of laughing videos.

1. Natalie Portman at the 2011 Golden Globes

College Humor is an Evil Genius.

 

2. Strange Wilderness: Shark Laugh

Sharks are the deadliest creatures in the sea, despite their notorious guffaw.

 

3. One Baby Laughing

If there’s anything funnier than a laughing baby…

 

4. Four Babies Laughing

…it’s four laughing babies.

 

5. Girl with Horrible Laugh(wait for it)

Be sure you haven’t been drinking coffee or ignoring your sleeping pattern. This girl’s laugh will drive you nuts.

 

6. What the Girl with the Horrible Laugh was watching…(start at 1:30)

Can’t this guy hear himself?

 

7. Everything is Better in Slow Motion

Maddening.

26 WTF Pabst Blue Ribbon Tattoos [Photos]

Pabst Blue Ribbon is defined by modern culture as, “The only beer that makes you feel as though you’re looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening.” A personal favorite of the hippest of the hip, and therefore, consigned to oblivion, this brew is completely recession proof. Throw on a pair of lensless horn-rimmed glasses, flip an obscure free-form interpretive jazz record on the table, and check out these killer PBR tats.

 

He Said / She Said: Sex…During Her Period

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: Having Sex During Her Period.

As Daniel Day-Lewis can attest to, There Will Be Blood, so, how does a guy handle sex while his girl’s on the rag?

Unless you’re in to torture porn and/or snuff films, how can having sex while she’s menstruating be hot? If it’s a random hook up, that’s immediate grounds for dismissal. If she’s your girlfriend and she REALLY wants it, begs for it, DEMANDS it, you’ve gotta weigh your options. Are you tough enough to outlive the trauma?

Men love to spill blood and semen… separately… in their respective and appropriate forums. But both at the same time? While there are some uber-creeps out there, I doubt any guy would go for it. Do the use of towels make it any less traumatic?

My instinct tells me to STAY AWAY when a girl’s on her period. The smell of blood is anything but arousing. It sets off our survival instincts. We may go full werewolf, and not the sexy, metrosexual werewolf you’re thinking of, the kind that can only be killed by a well aimed pistol and a silver bullet. Surely, you will have neither at your bedside.

However, there are three major determining factors that will affect your decision:

photo by Hill Street Studios, © Blend Images

YOUR LEVEL OF DRUNKENNESS

Throw back enough of dem mead steins and even the ruddiest of stumps will look poke-able. But even that ruddy stump isn’t slathered in fetid visceral fluids. Whether or not you can hold down your cookies while you lay down the Hammer of Thor will become the sub-quest in your RPG of shame.

photo by Fuse

YOUR LEVEL OF INTEREST IN THE GIRL

If this has been a long standing adventure, and it finally comes down to it, would you really let a few drops of the sangre de vida spoil your chances?


HER LEVEL OF “FLOW”

While it is highly unlikely that a girl will entertain the thought of bedding you on a heavy day, anything is possible. There are just as many female creepers as there are male creepers.

photo by Andy Reynolds, © Stone+

TO THE GIRLS WHO THINK IT’S TOTALLY FINE:

I’ve heard plenty of girls take a somewhat aggressive stance on period sex, taunting us males, “oh you shouldn’t be afraid of a little blood.” We’re not. We’d simply rather not associate the loveliest thing we know with the psychological equivalent of “death.” Waking up next to a lovely girl, covered in blood from pelvis to chest, doesn’t evoke romantic feelings. I immediately am jerked violently awake in a mad dash to see which of us is dying. If we’re not to be afraid of a little blood, then you shouldn’t be afraid to f*ck us on the first date, sugar. BOOM!

Check out what SHE SAID at CollegeCandy.com.

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This Cat HATES Justin Bieber (Video)

By now you must know how we feel about Justin Bieber. WE LOVE HIM! Whether this cat hates his haircut or the overall perfect symmetry of his face, will remain a mystery. What we do know is that this cat knows a bad photoshop job when he sees one.

You Will Be Unprepared For The New Sucker Punch Movie Poster [8 Photos]

You’ve been waiting for a movie like this all your life; Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, and Abbie Cornish star as hot girls with swords and automatic weapons battling Nazi Zombies, Exploding Zeppelins, Fire-Breathing Dragons, and a Robot Samurai armed with 80mm vulcan chain guns. From the director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, comes a film that is guaranteed to bring you to climax one way or another. The green screen revolution has never been more violent…and sexy. Check out the Gallery below containing all the Sucker Punch Posters to date.


He Said / She Said: Sex On The First Date

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – I know, impossible. So every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy side here and the girl side over at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: Sex On The First Date. Strap on some protection, we’re goin’ in!

So you meet a cool girl. You like her. You go out, see a movie, have a meal, all that. It may be awkward, it may be wonderful. Since you’re on a date, it goes without saying you’d like to know the girl intimately. You expect the girl to make you work for it, and, as guys, we will, because maybe, just maybe, she’s that rare cool girl we’ve been searching for all our lives.

Knowing that chicks are still caught up in the stigma that comes with sex on the first date (that they’ll be considered a whore, slut, etc.), chances are slim it’ll happen… unless, of course, you met her on Match.com. Ha!

Let’s just say the girl decides to take the guy inside and f*ck his brains out. Herein is all a woman needs to know what’s going on inside a guy’s mind after we do what it do.

The Pros

We’re not a hook-up, we’re your date. If we shared something worth seeing each other again for, than aren’t you interested in a little more than a movie and a meal? Wouldn’t you like to see us naked, and then make us show you what you were interested in knowing from the get-go?

It’s something fun to share. Surely, you’ve taken hook-ups home, sexed them, and sent them on their way. But of course, you’ll never see them again in this capacity. Next time you and your date go out, however, you’ll have an intimate something to share and discuss. You’ll have jokes, secrets, insights, and observations to share concerning your encounter that you would never have with Johnny Nice-Hair, the asshole who didn’t stick around to spoon and watch you scramble to get to work on time.

The destruction of inhibitions that have always held you back with previous partners is worth its weight in gold. Next time, we’re going to try and outdo your previous expectation. We’re going to go faster, longer, harder, stronger. You have my word.

The Cons


Honestly, if you suck at sex, we’re going to lose interest. Many girls think that the very act of it is enough for us. Such is not the case. We are expecting the same mind-blowing experience you are, and it’s a two way street. Don’t think just because you spread ‘em and pop a pillow under your head that we’re set.

Truthfully, there are those of us that are just looking to add a notch to our belts. But since you’re so sensitive and intuitive, you should be able to spot them a mile away. If you hold back on the first date, you probably won’t hear from them again. They are not aware of their emotional need for a stable love interest. Their father probably wasn’t around and they will never achieve what wasn’t there to set an example. They’ll have a love for Entourage, drink Coors Light exclusively, and only ever order Bacon Cheeseburgers. Also, though they may work out and have a great body, there is a good chance they do steroids. Ask me how I know. Go on, ASK ME.

The Breakdown

Sexual compatibility is a real issue. If we’re going to f*ck you for the rest of our lives, we’d like to know right away if you’re where it’s at. Personally, I had sex with the love of my life on the first date, and that turned into a three year relationship that only ended because A.) it became a long distance relationship, and B.) because she sought the fulfillment of her physical needs elsewhere. It did not end because we freaked on the first date. I stuck around because I liked her. Simply that. The awesome sex was just a bonus, a bonus that I always looked forward to. The sex was a second to the connection that we shared, which is what we’re all looking for anyway, right?

To Girls Who Think They’d Be Considered A Whore:

Very few guys will admit this, but I’m not ashamed to share this truh. All guys are searching for is that one girl that will change everything. Whether or not you have sex with us on the first date does very little to impact that expectation. It’s what you do beyond that, that deems you a whore, a slut, a fling, a hookup, a friend, or that something special.

Know this, we men have all been taught you’re incredibly emotional. More so than we could ever understand. But we males are incredibly physical. Our desire to f*ck and fight is beyond our control. It’s just engrained into our very being. Blood and semen, that’s all we are. And we want to spill both, constantly.

We will never understand or comprehend each other. That is the point of contrasting genders. But, I think we can agree that we are all searching for the right back to lean against when facing the world. We will f*ck, we will fight, we will lose, we will love. But if we have the girl we want to come home to every night, none of that will mater. At the end of the day, if you sexed us on the first date, it becomes such a small thing when weighed against the life connection we could share together.

Want to see what SHE said?

Check out HER response at CollegeCandy.com.

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COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion’s SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section…

Cute bartender girls popped caps off Newcastle Ales while beautiful people hovered over plates of savory chicken wings, bursting jalapeno poppers, and pipping hot cheese sticks in what was the only quiet corner of the room. We stuffed our faces and filled our bellies. Life is good for the one’s with the wrist band, and we were certainly those ones.

The show began after the last of the cheese sticks had been consumed. If you’re a fan of the Onion, you’ll know what to expect. If you’re not, become one. Few television programs are as familiar to fans as ESPN’s “SportsCenter.” By satirizing it’s news through pacing, theme music, anchor banter, graphics and set design, considerable work has been put into making the “SportsDome” come off as a warped, steroidal version of “SportsCenter.” The look, rhythm and tone borrow from ESPN: the set pulsates red and blue, the music throbs, everyone speaks with speed and purpose. The well-groomed anchors (played by Matt Oberg and Matt Walton) read stories at a desk or beside a giant monitor.

“A lot of our job is an elocution exercise,” said Oberg, who plays Mark Shepard, “to read the Onion jokes as fast and as loudly as possible.”
Oberg, and Walton, as Alex Reiser, speak to studio insiders, cut to field reports and stoke debates with well-rehearsed mock seriousness. Sound bites from news conferences convey the frequent banality of the real thing. Heart-tugging features (like one about a dying girl, a Phillies fan, whose last wish is to brutally heckle Mets third baseman David Wright) capitalize on every familiar, mawkish note.

Like the Onion newspaper, which started in 1988, the taped “SportsDome” tweaks, twists and distorts reality.

For the last three years, Graham and Smith have prepared their assault on ESPN by stocking the online Onion Sports Network with short, overheated reports (Evander Holyfield boxes a horse for the heavyweight title; Fenway Park plans a “massive antiquation” to return to its 1912 look) that add an extra dimension to recognizable, “SportsCenter”-like reporting.
“ESPN’s coverage is so overhyped that it’s a challenge to go further than that,” Smith said. “We see them as our competition.”

The channel’s embrace of mixing sports and The Onion could lead some viewers to object to the treatment of sacrosanct subjects; one report is a “Cops”-like parody about retired N.F.L players with concussion-related dementia, with updates that pop up throughout the show.

“It’s always subjective,” said Kent Alterman, the channel’s head of original programming and production. “There’s no absolutely right or wrong to anything. For me, a lot of it is, ‘Is there a real satirical point that makes it defensible?’ You can never predict who’s going to laugh or not.”

Well we laughed. A lot. And if you want to laugh, watch SportsDome, or the Onion Movie.

Chuck Norris and 9 Other Marijuana Strains Named After Famous People

Recently, Californian Marijuana Dispensaries have introduced a savage new strain of Medicinal Marijuana named, “Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream.” Why the name? Because it’s said to have quite a kick!

The Estate of the Norris has already made it clear that permission was never given to use his exalted name, though they haven’t said whether legal action will be taken. Why they chose to incite the wrath of The Norris is beyond me. But it is about time he had his own strain, whether or not he endorses it. This got us thinking about other strains named after famous people. Here are 9 more buds!

Strain Name: “Marley’s Collie”

Namesake: Bob Marley

“Collie” was the standard slang-word for cannabis in Jamaica during Bob’s youth. The aroma of Marley’s Collie combines the pungent sweet nectar bite of Jamaican pot with a musky undertone. Much like his music, it lights a fire in your belly and brings you peace and a heightened awareness. But you will cheat on your wife/girlfriend. Thousands and thousands of times.

Strain Name: “Jerry Garcia Kush”

Namesake: Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia smells like purple. I’m sure his weed does too. It’s a smooth smoke that spreads a groovy feeling all throughout your body. Kick back with your guitar and pop that carton of ice cream. It’s going to be a long day…wait, it’s already 4pm?

Strain Name: “Willy Weed”

Namesake: Willie Nelson

Prescribed mostly for depression and anxiety, this fluffy bud has a great smell and a sour taste. Much like if you put Willy in your mouth, for real. The high is spacey, detached, and you will be prone to fits of giggling and a desire for BBQ. Boy, I’m feeling depressed and anxious.

Strain Name: “Tom Cruise Purple”

Namesake: Tom Cruise

This weed is a trip. Literally. Sources have said that it’s the kind that makes you hallucinate. With it’s disarmingly pleasant aroma, and sweet fruity taste, it’s no wonder you’re so surprised when you put this weed on Oprah, aka, smoke it, you lose your f*cking mind. One of Cruise’s friends found it “outrageous” that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. But we’re not surprised, that we’re laughing hysterically. Willy, is that you?

Strain Name: “Elvis Pressedme”

Namesake: Elvis Presley

Some killer weed. And real stinky too. But not like cheeseburgers and shame, like the real Elvis. Like stinky skunk elvis, with cheeseburgers and pride. Roll yourself a joint, take a seat on the porcelain throne, and rip one for the King. It’ll feel like the weight of the Fat E himself is coming down on you.

Strain Name: “Casey Jones”

Namesake: Casey Jones

The Casey Jones weed has a very sweet flavor, and a transcendent high. Your mind will be prone to wander, and you’ll most likely screw up anything you’re trying to do. It’s a good movie or video game weed. But definitely not Train Engineering weed. It’s a combination of Trainwreck and Sour Diesel strains. If you didn’t know, John Luther (“Casey”) Jones was an American railroad engineer from Jackson, Tennessee, who worked for the Illinois Central Railroad. On April 30, 1900, he alone was killed when his passenger train, the “Cannonball Express,” collided with a stalled freight train at Vaughan, Mississippi, on a foggy and rainy night. You won’t find that funny, until you smoke it.

Strain Name: “Belladonna”

Namesake: Bella Donna

This strain named after a porn-star is orangey all over with discernibly purple blotches, and is covered in resin. Wink wink. It’s smells sweet and a little skunky. Wink wink. Once you get it in your mouth, it’s spicy and burns on the way down. Wink wink. The high is euphoric and you feel a sensation of soaring through the clouds. Once you’re done however, it knocks you out and puts you to sleep. Wink, f*cking wink.

Strain Name: “Bin Laden Weed”

Namesake: Osama Bin Laden

While not actually being a strain of marijuana, the term “Bin Laden Weed” originates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia. The term is still widely largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro. In other word. It really f*cks with you.

Strain Name: “Dirty Harry”

Namesake:  Harry Callahan

This is truly a no nonsense weed. It’s earthy and tastes like grapefruits and wood-chips. It’s hearty and gritty, and covered in that sticky-stickness that gets you where you want to go. Careful though, this strain will knock you on your ass faster than, well, Inspector Harry Callahan. At this point, we’d like to acknowledge that Dirty Harry is NOT a real person, but I mean, look at how big that gun is.

What Your Cigarettes Say About You


Brands define you. Or perhaps, you define the brand. Whatever the case may be, there is a stigma to everything you touch, despite what you may think. Cigarettes are perhaps the boldest statement you can make, since they are so offensive, particularly to those around you who do not smoke. Here are a few of the major brands and the associations that come with puffing on them. Smoking is bad for you. But makes you look SO cool.

Marlboro Reds

The pinnacle of self destructive behavior. When you’re not herding cattle, shooting grizzly bears, or repairing barbed wire fences, you’re at the bar drinking straight alcohol without ice cubes or that little straw. You’re typically a loner, whether by choice or circumstance is beside the point. In your eyes, it’s you against the world, pedal to the metal, balls to the wall. You live life to it’s fullest, which is why you kill yourself so quickly.

Camels

Whether you like it or not, you are a connoisseur of fine turkish tobaccos. And people think you’re a douche. But you know the truth. The smoke you exhale all but clouds the aura of mystery that surrounds you. You enjoy a good read from time to time and value intellectual pursuits in some capacity. Your sense of humor is ever-present and well exercised. Your phone is full of friends and your inbox chocked full of texts. You can be someone’s best friend or worst enemy. You have a camel’s face, wear sunglasses indoors, sport a leather jacket, and love to play pool.


Lucky Strikes

You stormed the beaches of Normandy, raised the flag at Iwo Jima, Firebombed Tokyo, and bayoneted at least ten Krauts in the Battle of the Bulge. When you got home, you idolized James Dean, never took off your fedora, opened doors for your ladies, and always picked up the tab. You listen to rockabilly and have maybe single-handedly supported the oldest, dustiest cigarette the American distribution market has to offer.


Parliament Lights

You are glamorous, beautiful, fashionable, and NOT a smoker. If you were, you would buy real cigarettes. You love to be loved and portray the image of someone you are not. You’re probably a freshman or a sophomore who just started to grow into your party skin. The lights and sounds still dazzle you and you are floored by each new person you meet. But fear not, one day you will realize that people will love you for who you are. Now would be the time to stop buying Parliaments, so you can either start smoking or be content with the fact that you never started.

Newports

You’re black. Or have black friends. Or you’re from Chicago. You enjoy the sensation of gravel in your throat and needles in your lungs, as long as it comes with a heavy minty aftertaste. Good music plays an important part in your life, as does smoking a little reefer from time to time, or smoking a lot of reefer, always. You wear your emotions on your sleeves and love to experience all forms of physical stimulation. You’d be the perfect example of a human being, that is, if your lungs weren’t covered in crystalized menthol.

Kool

You’re over 40 or steal your cigarettes from your unemployed uncle. The name of this brand is ironic. It is anything but.

Virginia Slims

You suck. Additionally, you wear too much makeup and drink too many dirty martini’s. Still, you’ve come a long way baby, since you look like a California raisin when you wake up.

American Spirits

You’ve been around the block time and time again. You’ve traveled extensively and have no doubt hopped a freight train to Seattle at least once in your life. You used to party pretty hard, and occasionally will again, but those days are mostly behind you. You’re looking for a little stability and one less thing to worry about, which is why you buy cigarettes without industrial grade chemicals.

Roll-Your-Owns

You desire to live in a time long passed. Your subversive, against the grain tendencies put you on the fringe of whatever crowd you run with. Which is Agrarian/Socialist in nature. You despise the internet, television, factory farming, and soda pop. The only photographs you take are 35mm black and white, and it takes you 25 minutes to brew one cup of tea.  You desire to be different but don’t realize that you already are. It takes a really special kind of person to carry around a little bag of shredded leaves EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

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The New Yorker’s Guide To Bangin’ A Foreigner

New York City is one of the top travel destinations for a plethora of hot girls from around the world. Thousands flock here to take pictures of the tops of buildings, walk aimlessly in Times Square, ride a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, and buy what they think is a hot dog from a street vendor. Fortunately, as a New Yorker, you are appalled by such actions. What they’re really looking for is an authentic New York City experience. This puts you in a special position to be their tour guide to activities that are truly New York. All it will cost them is their dignity.

Check Into A Hostel

Besides your once-in-a-lifetime chance meeting, Hostels are a great option. There are several great hostels in Manhattan and Brooklyn packed with party crazed girls looking for the next thing. Check yourself in for a night or two and start drinking in the common area.

Make As Many Friends As Possible

Make all the friends you can, regardless of gender. The more people that smile when they see you, the better your chances are.  It never hurts to know a foreign language, as you are bound to meet a girl who speaks it. But a few phrases will suffice in most situations.

The Night Out

People tend to party in groups. Recruit as many girls as you can, as you’ll most likely have plenty of competition from Euro boy-toys and Australian roughnecks. It’s better to get along with everyone, despite the fact that you’re in a war for flesh rights.

Lead the Pack

As you are a resident, you should have a good idea of where to go. In Brooklyn, anything off the Bedford or Metropolitan stop is great. In Manhattan, take them to Greenwich/West/East Village. No doubt they will never have gone into this part of town, unless they walked through it on their way to Wall Street.

Live Music

New York has some of the greatest working musicians. Take your rabble to any number of great venues and turn them loose. They will never forget it. If it’s a dance gig, dance with them. Men from across the globe hate to dance. If you can swallow your pride they might just return the favor.

House Parties

So as a resident, you’ve got some friends that occasionally have small get togethers. Spy yourself the coolest and most interesting characters of the bunch an invite them to the party. Once you’ve arrived, let them mingle and strike up a conversation with your own friends. If you start exchanging glances with any one of your new prospects, it’s a sign that they are having so much fun, they have to make sure you are a real person and not just a figment of their imagined desire.

Be On Guard

A note of caution, their will eventuality be a situation where your prospect will be cornered by a less subtle predator. This is your chance to shine. Be sensitive of their body language/code words. NYC and its inhabitants can be downright frightening at times. You’re their only escape route. Do not hesitate to get them out of there at all costs.

A Grand Day Out

Walking tours are the bread and butter of the foreign tourist. They will no doubt want to do/have already done all the “postcard spots.” As a resident, you have the ability to take them off the beaten path, to see sights unseen, eat foods unknown, and take even more pictures of all the locations to their favorite movies. Most of all, you should walk to Serendipity and buy ‘em a cupcake.

Take Awesome Photos

It helps to be an accomplished photographer.  They’re going to want stupid pictures of themselves in front of store fronts, large banks, that guy that walks around with a rainbow afro, and everything in between. Be happy to do this for them and make sure you get a good shot. When they are uploading this Facebook fodder, they’ll be impressed.

Dinner and Drinks

If you get to this point, a nice quiet spot with low light is the name of the game. You will have known each other and they will be craving a little one on one time with their own personal New Yorker. Take them someplace classy and listen to them talk. Steer the conversation away from their boyfriend in Sweden.

Back to Your Place

If they accept the invite, you know it’s going down. Grab a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of something. Hopefully, your room is clean and your prophylactic cache is unused and stashed away in an unseen corner of your bedside drawer/recesses of your pillowcase. Fill up a giant glass of water and get down.

You’re Welcome.

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