Best & Worst Places To Celebrate Memorial Day Weekend [POLL]

Although Memorial Day does not officially take place during the Summer, it’s known as the kickoff for everyone’s favorite season. It’s usually the first warm weekend most see after months of a long winter. What better way to celebrate your long holiday weekend than by traveling to a great location? Check out our list of your best and worst places to go during Memorial Day weekend then let us know if you agree in the poll at the bottom of the post.

BEST PLACES

Palm Springs, California

Never been to Palm Springs? If not, you’re totally missing out.  This beautiful city is not only known for music fest Coachella, but for its beautiful beaches, hotels, and tourist attractions. If you’re looking to take a nice mini-vacation, but not looking to go international, Palm Springs is perfect.

Chicago, Illinois

As hometown hero Kanye West says of his beloved city, “There’s nothing like Summertime Chi,” and he’s right! The city known for its frigid winters comes alive during the summertime and it all kicks off Memorial Day Weekend. Whether you’re hitting the beach, checking out an amazing concert, going to Six Flags, or eating some of Chicago’s best food, there’s always something to do.

Bermuda

If you’re looking to splurge a little bit on a 3 day weekend, Bermuda is the perfect location. The turquoise waters, pink sand, and relaxing atmosphere make it all worth the money.

WORST PLACES

Miami, Florida

Although heading to Miami for Memorial Day weekend is very affordable, it’s not worth it. It may be one of the country’s hottest vacation spots, but we highly suggest you stay away during Memorial Day Weekend. The beaches are crowded with thousands of tourists, the clubs are over priced and it’s just an overall bad time. Don’t do it.

Cancun, Mexico

Cancun is another affordable vacation spot that tends to be overly crowded during Memorial Day Weekend. Tourists from all walks of life come to town hoping to get a good spot on the beach and partake in the cheap drinks. If you’re looking for rest and relaxation during your break, Cancun is not the place to be.

Charleston, South Carolina

Charleston is just one of South Carolina’s many gem cities with its great tourist attractions, historic landmarks and beaches. People from all across the country tend to frequent the vacation homes and hotels during Memorial Day Weekend, making it one of our least favorite vacation spots.

What are some of your favorite Memorial Day vacation spots? Let us know in the poll below.

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10 Most Groundbreaking TV Shows of All-Time

It’s hard to imagine a time when the television airwaves weren’t filled with mind-numbing, superficial reality TV shows. However, there was a time when the boob tube wasn’t so bad. Over the past 50+ years we’ve been able to watch pioneering programs that have deeply affected American culture and the media industry as a whole. Who knows where’d we be without their inflluences? Some say we’re worse off because of the envelope it pushed while others praise them for revolutionizing the way we think and behave. Take a look and let us know what you think one is the most groundbreaking.

I Love Lucy

This was the first time a woman played the lead comedic role. It was also the first show to shoot with three cameras and a live audience on 35 mm film.

Star Trek

This sci fi series’ greatest and most significant contributions to TV history was its cast of different races and cultures. On the bridge of the Enterprise were a Japanese helmsman, a Russian navigator, a black female communications officer, and a Vulcan-Earthling first officer – among other members. Also, controversial at its time was Captain Kirk’s kiss with Lt. Uhura, as it was American TV’s first scripted interracial kiss.

All in the Family

All in the Family was notorious for featuring language and authentic epithets previously absent from American television. It was also famous for being the first major television show to feature the sound of a flushing toilet; it became a running gag on the show.

All in the Family’s story lines also included a sense of realism, and occasional forays into very serious subject matter, not previously associated with sitcoms. To interweave illness, crime, or the violent death of a character into the plot of a comedy show was an unprecedented move.

M*A*S*H

This series set during the Korean War was applauded and hailed for its unique blend and balance of drama and comedy and wasn’t afraid to mix things up with unusual episodes. Taking on war is no easy matter and M*A*S*H* managed to toe the line unlike any other – with satirical commentary that sparked the interest of millions.

Saturday Night Live

Live television is no laughing matter, anything can happen and so much can go haywire. That is, until SNL came around in the 70s. Never before had a program of this calibur seen the airwaves. The only show to challenge SNL’s dominance in the late night live sketch comedy racket was MAD TV, which can only be found in reruns. It’s also launched the comedy careers of dozens upon dozens of major stars. Whereas before if someone laughed during a take or flubbed a line on live TV, it was met with horrified expressions from executives, but with SNL it can land you with a couple movie deals and your own late night talk show (read: Jimmy Fallon).

The Cosby Show

According to TV Guide, the show “was TV’s biggest hit in the 1980s, and almost single-handedly revived the sitcom genre and NBC’s ratings fortunes”. Entertainment Weekly stated that The Cosby Show helped to make possible a larger variety of shows based on African Americans, from In Living Color to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. It was also one of the first successful sitcoms based on the subject matter of a standup comedian’s act, blazing a trail for other programs such as Seinfeld, Ellen, Roseanne, Home Improvement, The Drew Carey Show, and Everybody Loves Raymond.

The Simpsons

This is an American animated television series was the first Fox series to land in the Top 30 ratings in a season and the first successful animated program in American prime time since Wait Till Your Father Gets Home in the 1970s. The show also holds the world record for “Most Guest Stars Featured in a Television Series”. Time magazine named The Simpsons the century’s best television series. Entertainment Weekly magazine TV critic Ken Tucker named The Simpsons the greatest television show of the 1990s. The Simpsons ranked #8 on TV Guide’s 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time. In 2008 placed first on Entertainment Weekly’s “Top 100 Shows of the Past 25 Years”; and Empire named it the greatest TV show of all time. It paved the way for South Park, Family Guy, and Adult Swim.

The Real World

The show is the longest-running program in MTV history and featured one of the first openly gay men with AIDS to be portrayed in popular media. It’s also one of the longest-running reality series in history, and is credited with launching the modern reality TV genre. The series was hailed in its early years for depicting issues of contemporary young-adulthood relevant to its core audience, such as sexuality, prejudice and substance abuse.

Seinfeld

A critical favorite, commercial blockbuster and cultural phenomenon, the show led the Nielsen ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two (along with NBC’s ER) every year from 1994 to 1998. In 2002, TV Guide named Seinfeld as the greatest television program of all time.

24

The show won 20 Emmy Awards over its eight seasons. It won for Best Drama Series at the 2003 Golden Globe Awards and Outstanding Drama Series at the 2006 Primetime Emmy Awards. Kiefer Sutherland has been awarded Best Actor – Television Series Drama at the 2001 Golden Globe Awards, and Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series at the 2006 Primetime Emmy Awards. It also became the longest-running espionage-themed television drama ever, surpassing both Mission: Impossible and The Avengers.

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5 Very Awesome Valentine’s Day Gifts Guaranteed To Get You Laid

February 14th, 2011 is Monday for the majority of us, but for many it’s Valentine’s Day, our least favorite holiday! If you’re still pondering on what to get your boo, side piece, wifey, or the chick you just met, don’t worry we’ve got you covered! Flowers, chocolates, and jewelry have been the norm for centuries. Why not go flip mode squad and think outside the box? Check out our list of the best valentine’s day gifts for girls.

Beats by Dre headphones

You can’t go wrong with Beats by Dre. The sleek headphones are pricey at $199, but if your girl is into music, the reward will be well worth it (read: at the very least, a handy!).

Jewelry Armoire

If you really want to impress your lady, pick up a large armoire and place a nice piece of jewelry inside. You can pick a floor length jewelry armoire up from Target or your local furniture store for under $100.

Zebronics Cinema 4.3

Your smoosh partner will love the Zebronics Cinema 4.3. The media player is a 4.3 inch touchscreen and plays videos in almost every format. The features alone are amazing.

Canon 500 D

If  she loves photography or just needs a new camera, there’s no better one to get that the Canon 500 D. It has great image quality and is extremely easy to work. Pricey, but worth it. Thank me later.

Michael Kors watch

The Michael Kors watch is one of the most sought after Valentine’s Day presents, not only because they’re affordable, but because of its sleek style. You’ll win all night with this watch as a gift!

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The 7 Best Fried Foods

Fried foods date back to ancient cultures in North America, Asia, and Europe. Sure we’re all getting too fat because of dorm room munchies and disgusting chain restaurants that make us scared to fart, but we still can’t help craving fried…well…ANYTHING! The list of foods that taste better fried is endless, so we narrowed it down to our seven absolute favorites below:

Bananas

Never had your banana’s fried? You’re missing out! A few small slices of a deep fried banana will always leave you wanting more.

Oreos

You’ve already scheduled a trip to the mall to buy bigger clothes, might as well tack on a few hundred thousand calories.

Pickles

If Snooki likes ‘em, they GOTS to be good!

Peaches

Deep fried taste sweeter than you’d think, they’re actually delicious!

Fish

Doesn’t matter what kind of fish it is, if you fry it, it taste better. Period.

Ice Cream

An oxymoron indeed, but it sure does taste good.

Chicken

Stating the obvious here, but there’s nothing like some great southern fried chicken.

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The 16 Worst Local TV Commercials [VIDEOS & POLL]

No matter how much you wish you could escape the awful local advertising in every city and small town in America, you can’t.  Bad jingles, horrible rhymes, and off tune singing seem to be the recipe for horrible, low budget advertising on the boob tube. The culprits are usually car dealers, furniture stores, lawyers, and insurance companies who blind us with their hideous special effects and assault our ears with deafening roars or choppy dialogue. Yet, they still entertaining. We give you The Worst Local TV Commercials.

Uncle Majic The Hip Hop Magician

Most uncles are creepy. This one might be the creepiest. “Who’s your favorite uncle?” Not you, you pedophile. Wouldn’t surprise us if his favorite trick is make the sausage disappear.

Law Offices of J. Michael Gallagher “Take My Wife, Please”

Dear God. I’ve lost all faith in humanity. We thought AshleyMadison.com was bad. This trumps that. Intentionally ruining your soon to be former spouse’s HOLIDAYS? What the H did he do to you, lady? Just try a new position in the bedroom. Jeez. PS – His website is just as bad. Turn down your speakers if you click on the link in the header.

Here’s bonus commercial featuring “Gallagher’s Girls”, three “attractive” assistants who happen to be decked out in their finest prom dresses to speak on behalf of the company in their best Charlie’s Angels voices.

Sterling Car Compay “We Sell Cars”

Really? I thought you guys sold CARDS! Yeah, I still don’t want one. Side note: Look how excited the 2 chicks are to work there. PANDEMONIUM!

South Bay Toyota “Wack It” Used Car Sale Event

This guy actually WANTS you to masturbate in his unsold cars. Wow. You can leave now and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat.

Eyetech Productions

This dude belongs on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Like yesterday. My eyes burn and I’m now deaf.

Auto Connection

This dude couldn’t pony up and get the skating bulldog? Stop dancing you guys, you’re gonna lose the car eventually anyway.

Sleep Center Of Odessa, TX

I almost expected the van to roll into a giant CGI shark’s mouth.

Pizza-N-Go

What do you guys make? I’m sorry. What’s your specialty? Yeah, but like what can I get if I call you guys? Like, what can I order? What’s on your menu? QUESTIONS!!!!!

Flea Market Montgomery

So, you’re saying it’s like a mini-mall? Then why not call it a mini-mall? No one in the history of the universe likes fleas. Maybe if you had Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers in your commercial, I’d consider a drop-in.

Eagle Insurance Company “Eagleman”

So… Eagleman… is an Eaglelady? Dude birds can’t lay eggs, correct? Is he/she/it a hermaphrodite? Somehow I think those chicks still wanted to bone him/her/it.

Credit MacDaddy

Credit MacDaddy is a mix between a pimp, Snoop Dog, and a horribly dressed sales man. Not only are his rhymes bad, but this commercial is too. I mean would you trust him to sell you a car? Uh, yeah dude me neither.

William The Refrigerator Perry BBQ Sauce

Ex- NFL player William “the refrigerator” Perry thought it was a great idea to show orphans, surfers, and grandmothers chowing down on his home made BBQ sauce. Unfortunately for him, the commercial was so badly produced that it seemed more like a Saturday Night Live skit than a commercial.

Norton Furniture

Although the sight of Marc Norton and the sound of his strange voice is awful on its own, he thought it’d be a good idea to make it even worse and an ad a clown to the mix to help sell furniture. Awful, yes, but this local commercial actually helped to launch a successful local cable show for Norton. Go figure.

Here’s a bonus commercial:

Frankie and Johnny’s Furniture

You think this is just your normal local furniture commercial until about 20 seconds in. By the end, you’ll not only be wishing for it to be over, but wondering why it was ever made.

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIALS IN THE POLL BELOW:

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The Most Desirable Colognes Women Want You To Wear

What makes a man attractive and desirable to a woman? His looks? His money? His personality? His fame? You could make an argument for any of those. Even if you don’t excel in those departments, there’s one area that you can definitely master – SCENT! Smelling good is always a huge turn on for women and we have the top 5 colognes that will have you searching for a “beat them off” stick.

6. Davidoff Cool Water

Cool Water was first introduced in 1988 and contains a blend of lavender, jasmine, oakmoss, musk, and sandalwood. It’s been a top men’s cologne for over 20 years and is generally considered a safe bet by many men. She’ll be sure to compliment you if you’re wearing this.

1.35 oz. – $35, 2.5 oz. – $48, 4.2 oz. – $65

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5. Bleu de Chanel

Bleu de Chanel is Chanel’s “first major male fragrance since 2004’s Allure Homme Sport and its first men’s master brand since 1990’s Egoïste.” Even though Bleu de Chanel is not geared to a particular demographic/age-group, Chanel hopes this fragrance will broaden its appeal with young men.

1.7 oz. – $59, 3.4 oz. – $78

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4. Lacoste Essential

The designer cologne was introduced in 2005 and contains aquatic citrus (tangerine, bergamot), tomato leaves, cassis, black pepper, rose, patchouli, sandalwood and “wood accord”. It’s frequently described as “fresh”, “energetic” and “spicy”.

2.5 oz – $65.00

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3. Cartier Declaration

This sensual, elegant, and refined fragrance features notes of bergamot, bitter orange, birch, Moroccan artemisia, cardamom, musk, vetiver, and oak.

1 oz. – $50, 1.6 oz – $75, 3.3 oz – $100

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2. Jean Paul Gaulter Le Male

Introduced in 1995, Le Male was the #1 men’s fragrance in the European Union based on sales. It contains wormwood, bergamot, lavender, orange blossom, cinnamon, wood, musk, and vanilla.

1.3 oz – $42, 2.5 oz – $58, 4.2 oz – $78

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1. Gucci Envy

Introduced in 1997, Envy has become one of the top selling men’s colognes for a reason; it’s simply the best. If you only buy one cologne in 2011, make it this. Your girl will thank you in more ways than one.

1.7 oz – $55, 3.4 oz – $70

Click here to buy it now.

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5 Rappers We Couldn’t Live Without

There’s hundreds of rappers in the world, but only a few that we couldn’t live without:

5. Drake

Although he’s only been in limelight for a few years, there’s no denying that he makes almost every song he touches great. Lyrically smart and extremely driven, it’s obvious that Young Money’s newest member will be around for years to come. He wants stated in a verse that the acronym to his name meant “Do Right and Kill Everything,” and we’d have to agree.

4. Lil’ Wayne

There aren’t too many artist that can have multiple songs on the Billboard charts while in solitary confinement, except if your name is Lil’ Wayne. Perhaps one of the greatest rappers this century, the world of hip hop would surely be lost without him.

3. Jay-Z

Genius. Legend. Trail blazer. CEO. King of the Roc. Beyonce’s husband. “A business—man”. Need we say more?

2. Eminem

The Detroit born rapper was slated as the under dog from the very beginning of his career, but for over a decade he’s held his place at the top of the billboard  charts. His lyrics are always expressed with raw emotion like no other artist in the industry. He’s been slated as “the best” by his peers for the obvious reasons, he is.

1. Kanye West

Arrogant? Perhaps, but what would the rap game be without Kanye West?  He brought a different type of style to the world of rap, causing many to follow in his footsteps. He continues to be innovative with every album and every song. He only cares about one thing and that’s making good music.

Cee-Lo Green-The Lady Killer Album Review

Cee-Lo Green is one of the most underrated artist of the 21st century. Although he’s known for rapping with Goodie Mob, his thriving solo career, and cameo’s on other artist tracks, he’s never really got the recognition he deserves. Hopefully he can change that with his newest album; “The Lady Killer.”

The Lady Killer is extremely innovative throughout the entire album, with Green using metaphors, popular topics, and entendres to express his art. It opens with the self titled “Lady Killer,” intro that will excite long time Green fans for what’s to come on the rest of the album. He follows up with songs like “Wildflower,” where he uses clever comparisons throughout the song and it later becomes clear that “wildflower” is another name for a gorgeous woman.  ”Bodies” uses the same smart metaphors where Green belts out about a “murder victim.”  ”F*uck You,” arguably the best song on the album is a straight to the point catchy song that is climbing the charts for not only its dope beat, but its incredible lyrics. Other notables include, “I Want You,” “It’s Ok,” and “Please.” Every song on “The Lady Killer” ties in with what Green is known for; his eccentric style. The album is carefully constructed, thought out, and lyrically brilliant.

Cee-Lo Green is already a musical genius, he just needs the industry to take notice, but we already have.

Nicki Minaj “Pink Friday” Review

Rapper Nicki Minaj seems to have exploded onto the Billboard charts almost overnight as the newest signed artist to Lil’ Wayne’s record company, “Young Money.” The Queens, New York  born rapper made a name for herself by co-starring on tracks with heavy hitters like Drake, Trey Songz, Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Mariah Carey during the past year and has recently been named the new queen of hip hop.

Her much anticipated first album “Pink Friday,” hits stores this week and it’s not the classic that so many people are hoping it would be.

Minaj kicks off the album with “I’m the Best,” where she lets listeners know that she’s not your average female rapper.  Minaj  fires back at other artist that have taken shots at her (Lil’ Kim) with Roman’s Revenge featuring Eminem . “Right Thru Me,” gives crossover appeal in which Minaj showcases her vocal skills belting out on the tracks chorus. Other notable songs include “Fly,” featuring Rihanna, “Moment 4 Life featuring Drake,” “Your Love,” and “Check it out.”

I have to admit with the absence of  female rappers the past 5 years I was expecting the female version of Reasonable Doubt (Jay-Z’s first album). Pink Friday is a good album, but not great. Minaj revealed in an interview earlier this year that the songs that were supposed to go on the album were taken off in favor of adding new tracks. I can’t help but wonder if  the material that was originally supposed to go on the album would have featured more tracks of Minaj speaking to her genuine talent of uncanniness like “Romans Revenge.” Billboard Magazine recently referred to her as the “Lady GaGa of Hip Hop,” and after listening to Pink Friday in its entirety I’d have to respectfully disagree. While she does have a few solid songs on Pink Friday, she really held back on her first album. She’s truly talented, but Pink Friday doesn’t show how much.

COED Reviews Kanye West’s New Album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”

One year ago rapper and music producer Kanye West was one of the most hated men in America due to his infamous interruption of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards. Today, after months of rumors, assumptions, comments, interviews, and outburst the world can finally listen to the original release of his fourth studio album; My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Mr. West may not not always have the public’s approval, but when it comes to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, no one can deny his raw talent as a musical genius. The album is like nothing West has done before.

MBDTF opens up with the self entitled  “Dark Fantasy.” Rapper Nicki Minaj leads the intro to the song with a british accent followed by an incredible beat. West pours his heart into the verses and it’s clear that he’s about to tell us a story. The end of the song leaves you wanting more and gets you excited for what’s to follow. Next up is “Gorgeous,” featuring Rawekwon and Kid Cudi, which stands out with a soft guitar beat and Rawekwon’s raw lyrics. Unlike his last album, 808′s & Heartbreaks, he only has a few tracks that are auto-tune heavy which are “Runaway” and “Lost in the World.”

Other star tracks on the album include “Monster,” with Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Jay-Z, “All the Lights (featuring John Legend, Elton John, Ryan Leslie, Rihanna, Tony Williams, Charlie Wilson, Alicia Keys, Fergie, Kid Cudi, and The Dream), “So Appalled,” “Power,” and “Devil In a New Dress. However, no song on the album stands out like “Blame Game,” featuring John Legend and Chris Rock. West pours his heart out on this song which seems to be about his very public relationship with ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. The song is about a couple falling in love and then it turning into a complete disaster. The track is already great by it self, but Chris Rock’s monologue at the end makes it the greatest. “Yeezy taught me,” might be arguably one of the best phrases in hip hop after hearing “Blame Game.”

What especially makes MTBF  his best album yet is not only the variety of artist, but the fact that every track on the album is so big that you can picture it being performed live in a huge stadium. West takes you on a ride and tells you his story of the past year about being built up by the media only to be broken by his own recklessness, then finding love, and losing it again. When you listen to the album in its entirety you want West to win.

You don’t have to like him, but you should respect him for his ability to contribute what no one else can to the world of hip hop and music in general. His genius and talent is undeniable.

Welcome back Mr. West.

The 13 Greatest Beer Commercials From The Past 15 Years

Beer commercials typically employ hot chicks and funny dudes to get you to buy their product. Some companies try to highlight their “innovative” packaging while others tend to hone in on what it means to be a dude. The following commercials do a great job of relating to the target demo without trying too hard.

Budweiser’s “Wassup?” (1999)

Who can forget this simple, but hilarious commercial where a bunch of  dudes sit around watching the game saying “Wazzzzzzzzzup!” The commercial was so popular it spawned numerous spinoffs for Italians, aliens, and many other groups in addition to be spoofed in movies like Scary Movie.

Bud Light’s “Wine and Cheese”(2008)

Every dude can relate to this. Your girlfriend drags you to some boring wine and cheese party with her and there are no beers. Who would ever guess that a six pack is hidden in a block of cheese? Clever.

Miller Lite’s “Catfight” (2002)

2 ladies fighting over beer, a man’s fantasy gone wrong. But still hot!

Budweiser’s “Frogs”(1995)

Budweiser strikes again as marketing genius proving that anyone can sell their products, even a frog.

Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” (1999)

The voice over guy. Former Survivor lead singer echoing the voice over guy with the killer vocals. It’s no wonder you can still hear these commercials on the radio. They never get old. Mr. Never Get Tired Of Hearing Survivor’s Lead Singer Echo The Voice Over Guy’s Narration Guy

Bud Light’s “Dude” (2007)

Sometimes the funniest scenes, moments, or encounters are the simplest. Who knew one word could be used in so many different ways? Well, we knew f*ck or sh*t could, but Bud Light made “dude” the universal response to all your daily plot points.

Coors Light’s NFL Coaches Press Conferences (2006)

How do these guys keep getting into these press conferences? Now, they’re in the coach’s booth! Whenever a coach flips out or makes an infamous statement, you know it’ll end up selling more of the Silver Bullet. From Denny Green’s meltdown to Mora’s “playoffs?!?” Coors Light has managed to capture the very best gems from some of the most classic press conferences and sideline rants.

Bud Light’s Jackie Moon Cross Promotion (2008)

Semi-Pro released in late February 2008. To build hype for the movie, Bud Light used the player/coach/owner of the Flint Tropics as their spokesperson for their Super Bowl commercial with hilarious results.

Foster’s “Australian For Beer” (2009)

Yes, the original campaign that taught Americans how to speak australian launched in the 80s and ran for more than a decade, but Foster’s brought it back last fall. Still waiting for the spot that tells me how to say, “one night stand” in Australian.

Jack Rabbit Light’s “If This Is Light Beer…” (2010)

You’ve seen that scene in Ace Ventura Pet Detective where Ace finally figures out Einhorn is Finkle? Multiply that by 5.

Bud Light’s “Swear Jar” (2007)

Tried implementing this at the office. Anyone hiring?

Guinness’ “Share One With A Friend” (2008)

… or two. Wow. I can’t even see this spot airing on Skinemax, but it should. This is the beer Mitch’s girlfriend in Old School would drink. NOTE: So, okay, it’s not a real ad. Most real ads suck.

Guinness’ “Rhythm of Life” (2005)

THIS one IS real. Guinness covers the evolution of mankind while showing you how powerful their beer is under a minute. Now if that doesn’t deserve number one, I don’t know what does…except…

Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man In The World” (2007)

“He speaks perfect French… in Russian.” I mean, does it get any better than these gems? Chuck Norris, eat your heart out. “You have to RESIST TO THE URGE TO SAY THANK YOU when he PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE!” That’s GOLD! You can see a montage here. For a full list of Most Interesting Man In The World facts, go here.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Drug Busts

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

5. Lindsay Lohan

“I’ve Never Seen Those Pants, I’m just wearing them”

Police found nearly half a gram of coke in Lindsey Lohan’s pants pocket in 2007. Lohan was quick to point out that the pants she had on weren’t even hers and had borrowed them from her personal assistant. Right. Today Miss Lohan is in a rehab at Betty Ford.

4.Tatum O’Neal

“I wasn’t buying crack!”

Actress Tatum O’Neal was arrested back in 2008 for allegedly buying crack. When police questioned her, she responded that she was researching for a role and then later admitted that she was sad about her dog. Your dog, really?

3. Nicole Richie

“Life in the fast wrong lane”

Reality star and socialite Nicole Richie was arrested in 2006 for DUI when caught driving the wrong way on the highway. Vicodin was also found in her system, which she claimed was for menstrual cramps. Right girlfriend!

2. Jeremy London

“I Had to get high, I was forced by gunpoint!”

Actor Jeremy London was arrested earlier this summer for getting caught being high. When police asked him why he was high, he explained that he had been kidnapped, held by gunpoint, and forced to get high.

1. Paris Hilton

“Wait, so you mean this isn’t gum?”

The top drug bust of the last five years definitely has to go to Paris Hilton. What other person do you know who can actually get away with mistaking cocaine for bubblegum? Yeah, I don’t know anyone else either.

Crazy Dude From Independence Day Has Lost His Mind (Randy Quaid)

The name Randy Quaid might not ring a bell when you first hear it, but there’s no mistaking that you know who he is. The actor is most known for his roles in the National Lampoon franchise and saving the world in Independence Day. Turns out the role he played in Independence Day as the loony father who thought aliens were abducting the world might not be too far off from how Quaid thinks in his real life.

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are currently staying in Canada where they are hiding out as “refugees,” because the “star whackers” in Hollywood are trying to kill them. No, I’m not joking. Seriously. Star whackers. See the entire story for yourself.

It’s probably not Randy’s fault that he’s lost his mind and here’s why:

The crazies in Hollyweird have driven him mad.

You have to admit, there are some pretty wild people that make up the celebrity world we know as Hollywood.

He’s not Dennis Quaid.

While he does have a well known face, when you think of the name Quaid, only his brother Dennis comes to mind. Did that get to him? Less famous siblings have been known to become jealous or even break under the pressure of people constantly reminding him of the fact that Dennis is higher on the STARmeter. Doesn’t he know he has a cult following? We love ya, Randy!

His wife isn’t helping.

The saying “blind leading the blind,” comes to mind when we think of Evi Quaid. She’s also smoking the same stuff he is.

His royalty money ran out.

When is the last time you saw Randy Quaid starring in anything? No, really?

He took the whole alien and saving the world thing too far.

Everyone’s heard of those stories where the actor gets into role and can’t get out of it. Whether it’s Denzel Washington or Christian Bale or Sascha Baron Cohen, the actor refuses to break character so he can nail his lines. Whatever the case, we wish him well.

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Lady GaGa’s Scariest Outfits [PICS]

Since the day pop queen Lady Gaga first burst on the scene two years ago, there’s one thing that’s always a topic of discussion; her crazy outfits! Whether it’s dressing herself in hundreds of Muppet dolls or covering her body with raw meat, you can never tell what this “Lady” will have on! Dude brace yourself, what’s below is freighting:

1.) The Wicked Witch of the West? Mmmm, nope it’s Lady GaGa at the 2009 VMA awards. She took Kermit the Frog as her date and accessorized her outfit with a neck brace. Bro, a neck brace? Need we say more.

2.) There’s always a plethora of strange outfits seen on the streets of New York City, but this takes the cake. Shoes stapled to your jacket. Really?

3.) GaGa was spotted wearing this get -up at Jet Nightclub in Vegas. The only thing great about this dress is her areola trying to peak out. Besides that, errr please stay 10 feet away.

4.) No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That’s really Lady GaGa dressed in raw meat at the 2010 VMA Awards. Dude, RAW MEAT.

5.) Her breast are exploding. No really!

7.) Only GaGa could find a way to make one of your childhood hero’s look scary as hell.

8.) I’m still having nightmares about this. Little Red Riding Hood will never  be the same.