This 3D Sh*t Is Getting Out Of Control

Is it me or is there an overexposure of all-things-3D lately? It all seemed to start when “Avatar” came out. Now don’t get me wrong, I thought it was a great movie, but everywhere you look these days, 3D mania has taken over. Should we embrace this trend or is it getting a little outta hand? We’re leaning towards the latter since there are now reports it hurts your eyes. Check out our slideshow of WTF 3D products below and decide for yourself.

At one point it may have been believed that 3D was a thing of the ’80s, but as the abundance of all things 3D affirms, 3D is here to stay.

COED’s Low Priced Last Minute Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Is it just me or are most Mother’s Day gift guides super pricey, lame, and sometimes inconvenient to shop for under time constraints? Sure, maybe your mom is a techie, or a gardener, or a movie aficionado, but is that ALL she is? Of course not! Here’s a Mother’s Day gift guide that’ll reach out and touch any mother’s heart on a more universal level, and luckily for you, fall under budget.

Stroll Down Memory Lane

Here’s a budget-friendly way to revamp memories: modernize an old photo (maybe your 3rd grade class photo or a picture of you and mom) by turning it into photo art on a sleek canvas or frame.

CanvasPeople.com

Unlike more expensive sites, www.canvaspeople.com offers an affordable selection of ways to update an old photo into a canvas print. One 11×11 photo is $13.99 after coupon discounts, which the site offers. White, black, and gold frames start at $14.95.  The site frequently offers specials and is currently offering 25% off orders plus free shipping on any size canvas.

SnapFish.com

Www.snapfish.com allows you to order prints for as low as 9 cents each and create customized photo books, calendars, and cards. A Mother’s Day special on their site is offering free overnight shipping on orders of $30 or more until May 2nd. You can even browse inexpensive gifts under $10, including personalized collage books, posters, and mugs. How’s that for staying under budget?

Timeless Home Runs

Homemade Gift Basket

The following items will be sure to please any mother on Mother’s Day year after year. Shop for a nice handbag and fill it with little goodies your mom needs but never buys for herself:

• Drugstore cream or hand lotion
• Miniature scented soaps
• Hair ties
• Tube of lipstick
• Small make-up bag
• Cover for her cell phone
• Year’s subscription to her favorite magazine or newspaper
• $25 gift card to her favorite coffee chain or bookstore

Flowers & Chocolates

Flowers and chocolate are always a timeless choice. Before you shell out hundreds for roses, here’s a little insider tip: go to you local florist or flower shop, and ask them if they have day-old roses or flower bouquets. They usually do and sell them at a lower price. Okay so maybe that’s a cheapo thing to do, but in the end your mom probably won’t notice the difference and you’ll save money.

Instead of splurging on expensive items from chocolate shops or online gourmet sites, get your mom a box of truffles or assorted chocolates from the local drugstore. They’re much cheaper than purchasing chocolate or gift baskets online. You’ll save on time, shipping, and money.

And finally, instead of ordering an impersonal gift basket, make your own. You don’t have to be a DIY king or master craftsman. All you need to do is buy a bushel basket, crate, or wicker basket (they can be cheap depending on where you get them, like at a dollar store). Then, design a theme for your basket. If your mom is a coffee lover, fill up the basket with different kinds of flavored coffees, biscotti, scones, and a mug. If that’s too pricey, fill up the basket with fresh fruit, or some candles, lotions, and soaps.

Labor of Love

Chores & Homemade Meals

What do moms want most? Alone time, freedom from never-ending chores, and time with their children.

This next idea works great for those extremely low on cash but still want to show their moms they care. Create a coupon book redeemable with various offers, from one coupon good for a car wash, or assistance with cleaning out the garage/basement/attic, another one for a free dinner, or something that is more suited for her interests and hobbies.

And finally, give your mom the one gift she’d never turn down: more of your time! Take her out to a nice, relaxing lunch, or better yet, surprise her with breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal. If you live at home, you probably won’t have to spend money and can cook a great meal with that’s in the refrigerator. If you’ve got your own place, send your mom a formal invitation in the mail that states she’ll be invited to your home for a special lunch or dinner prepared by you. She’ll love the classy gesture and knowing you cooked something for her will make her feel special and loved. After all, isn’t that the point of Mother’s Day?

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The 10 Most Peculiar TV Characters of All-Time

American television has produced some of the world’s most bizarre and eccentric personalities. Sometimes when you’re watching a television show, you can’t help but wonder what the writers were smoking when they created a character that defies all logic and human imagination. Most are quite lovable and have become permanent fixtures in the public imagination, while others are at times downright insane to the point of being creepy. Here are some of television’s most notably strange and peculiar characters that’ve graced the boob tube.

Cousin Itt (The Addams Family)

I don’t even know what “Itt” is. On the black-and-white classic 60s sitcom, Itt is Morticia’s cousin who comes to visit every now and then. Itt resembles a living wig of wavy brown locks and is quite memorable for his high-pitched gibberish that sounds like a tape recorder on fast forward. A strange little shambling hairball, Cousin Itt is most likely the result of an ungodly tryst between Chewbacca and a hair model. In spite of his looks and mysterious manner of speech, Cousin Itt is funny, charming and endearing to audiences everywhere.

Mr. Furley (Three’s Company)

The ascot-wearing, hopelessly uncool Ralph Furley was a fashion designer’s worst nightmare. A true relic of the 70s, Don Knotts embodied this character with amazing comic timing and perfection. Mr. Furley was often seen strutting around in leisure suits most senior citizens wouldn’t be caught dead in. He took over as superintendent of the apartment building where Jack, Janet, and Chrissy lived after the Ropers moved. While he never scored with women, he nevertheless considered himself a ladies man and the most happening bachelor of his day; this kind of macho stud attitude deserves recognition. Furley never caught wind of the roommates’ lie, but he was still a good guy with a heart of gold.

Kramer (Seinfeld)

With a name like Cosmo Kramer, you’re not really sure what’s in store. The tactless, wild-haired Kramer is based on co-creator Larry David’s real life neighbor Kenny Kramer. The tall, lanky guy’s Amadeus-inspired hair and jittery mannerisms scare many of Seinfeld’s associates, but that is not to say that a woman or two have not inexplicably fallen head over heels for him. Known for his brutally honest observations of life and his friends, Kramer embodies the sort of bohemian, free-loading lifestyle we all admire.

Horshack (Welcome Back, Kotter)

Who can forget that hyena-like guttural laugh and the screech of “Oooh-ooh-ooooh!!” in the hopes of being called on in class? Weird guffaws notwithstanding, Horshack was a “Sweathog” among the likes of his friends Barbarino and Epstein, and definitely one of the cool kids long before shows like Glee made dorkiness a trend. Above all else, Horshack was sweet, funny and loyal to his pack to the bitter end.

Mr. Garrison (South Park)

I think it’s pretty clear by now that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were definitely smoking something when they created some of this show’s creepiest characters. Enter Mr. Garrison, the cranky transvestite elementary school teacher creepy beyond all measure. When he’s not verbally abusing his students, he’s usually finding solace in the form of Mr. Hat – his puppet and only person in the world who understands his fractured psyche and odd behavior. In spite of some very personal issues, Mr. Garrison tries his best to provide guidance to the South Park kids, even if this advice might raise an eyebrow. Some other creepy characters from this show: Mr. Hanky – a talking piece of nondenominational doody – and Mr. Twig – Mr. Hat’s temporary replacement.

Fez (That 70′s Show)

On the show, Fez was a perverted, virginal foreigner obsessed with sex and being cool;  think a physical manifestation of American Pie with an accent. The character of Fez follows a long line of television history’s homage to immigrants: Balki from Perfect Strangers, Latka Gravas on Taxi, etc. Yet Fez’s age and hormones placed him in a category of teenager that led the character to gaining an overnight following of devoted fans. Resembling a young Erik Estrada, Fez’s threads and mannerisms made him both likable and relatable, even when he struck out with the ladies. Still, you got to give the man props for trying!

Herbert The Pervert (Family Guy)

Family Guy is replete with a cast of unscrupulous and crass characters, but none of them hold a candle to the twisted delight we feel everytime we see Quahog’s resident elderly pedophile Herbert the Pervert. With all he’s done in the series, it’s a mystery as to how no one’s blown the whistle and put an end to Herbert’s conspicuous sexual advances on boys – having his eyes on Chris Griffin especially. But we shouldn’t be quick to judge, maybe he really does want to treat young boys in his neighborhood to the popsicles that are, allegedly, sitting in his basement. Nah, guy’s a sick geriatric through and through.

Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama)

The last thing anyone wants in this world is to be operated on by an unlicensed quack, but for those working for Planet Express they really don’t have much of a choice – Dr. Zoidberg is all they got. Chalk it up to cheapness or lack of a proper background check, Zoidberg knows next to nothing about the human body (apparently we have more than one mouth), let alone general medical procedure; a doctor with an online degree has more credentials than Zoidberg will ever hope to have in his lifetime. Add to that that he goes through a feral transformation called “The Frenzy” when it’s his species’ mating season and you have a major liability on your hands. Nevertheless, an inexperienced doctor is better than no doctor at all.

Mr. Bud Dink (Doug)

He may be a wannabe inventor making gadgets that do more harm than good or serve no beneficial function, but who wouldn’t want to hang out with Mr. Dink, and his silent yet long-suffering wife, too? In Doug’s case he made for an excellent surrogate father figure where his own father failed in the guidance department – regardless of how baffling or incoherent Mr. Dink’s advice may be (it was typically up to Doug’s own interpretation). A word to the wise, do not, under any circumstances, break Mr. Dink’s grill! You’ve been warned…

Steve Urkel (Family Matters)

Don’t fret, my pet. This list wouldn’t be complete without saving the best for last. It’s the bane of Carl Winslow – Steve Urkel! Originally meant to be a one-time character, Urkel immediately skyrocketed into a pop culture phenomenon causing companies to fall over each other racing to obtain the license to the all-powerful one and slap his nerdy visage on every kind of product imaginable. With this kind of popularity, it’s a surprise that the producers of Family Matters didn’t change the name of the show to Steve Urkel and the Winslows Featuring Richie! Oddly, it was hilarious for Urkel to make a mess of things on television, but pulling the kind of crap he did in the real world would result in a beating and/or lawsuit.

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10 Celebrity Girl-On-Girl Hook Ups We’d Like To See

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

Nicki Minaj and Nelly Furtado

Nicki Minaj and Nelly Furtado have both commented on the innate quality of bisexuality in all humans. As musical hotties-in-residence, Nicki and Nelly has quite a lovely ring to it, doesn’t it? With Nicki’s bodacious curves and Nelly’s taut abs, every scene of the babes together would be grounds for a girl-on-girl photo opp.

Megan Fox and Odette Yustman

As stated in Esquire, Megan Fox has “no question in my mind about being bisexual,” and we couldn’t be happier for that affirmation. The Bachelor Guy once asked, “Who Ya Got?”. Well, we want both.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Lots of techies consider Tina Fey their dream girl, a comedic mix of brains and sass. I may not be the only one who’s imagined Tina and fellow “SNL” co-star Amy Poehler getting busy. I guess it’s only natural when you see girls giggling and laughing together that playing with each other would follow.

Kim Kardashian and Nicole Scherzinger

We wouldn’t put it past Kim to consider swapping spit with another woman. She seems to really like herself, so why not hook up with the next best thing? Your lookalike, lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger. I mean, Nicole’s in all-girl group. Don’t tell us she hasn’t thought about the easy route late at night on the tour bus.

Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry

Katy Perry sang about kissing a girl and liking it. What better girl to kiss than her fellow singer, actress, and doppelganger Zooey Deschanel? We could very easily see them getting lost in each other’s eyes for days on end – we know we have. Russell would definitely approve. We think they’d make sweet music together.

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz

Salma’s made out with Big Love’s Jeanne Tripplehorn and Penelope’s made out with her sister, Monica, so this one should be a no-brainer. They came so close to locking lips in Bandidas, so it’s not so far fetched they’d want to make it official in real life. Each actress oozes with sexuality, could you imagine the fireworks coming off their hook up? The world might power down.

Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley

Natalie’s now got experience when it comes to hardcore same sex hook ups and she’s mastered the seductive spirit of the black swan, so she should be able to turn her efforts to Keira, who embodies white swan characteristics.

Vanessa Hudgens and Mila Kunis

Mila’s done the deed with NatPo and we all know Vanessa’s not ashamed of her body, having leaked nude photos a couple years ago. These mighty hot munchkins would make for one make out session that’s long on passion. Both girls have that cute girl gone bad look with mesmerizing eyes that would surely crank up the heat when used on one another.

Amber Heard and Kristen Stewart

Amber came out of the closet last year and by now, Kristen MUST be sick of having dudes fight over her all the time. She probably needs a break and there’s no one better to unleash her feminine side with than the Drive Angry star.

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher

Redheads are notorious for being fiery. You can only imagine the sexplosion that would rattle the stratosphere if these two redheads hooked up. TheCHIVE pitted them against each other, we say they should battle in a no holds barred game of tonsil hockey.

There is ONE girl on girl hook up we’d be too scared to see…

Madonna and Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has long attested to two facts: her bisexual tendencies as well as diva extraordinaire Madonna as her musical inspiration. Legend has it that the pop sensation’s inspiration behind “Poker Face” was based on thinking about women while having sex with an ex. Maybe the star was going gaga for some Madonna. Madonna’s laid lips on Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. She and Gaga even kissed on SNL. Still, we think their hook up would be of the very intense, weird kind complete with whips, chains, and other things that would make it more bizarre than beautiful. It would definitely leave a mark. Even if we were drunk, it’d be hard to swallow.

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Things To Do The Day After Thanksgiving

So it’s the day after Thanksgiving and you’ve consumed more food than a Triathlon hopeful loading up on carbs. Maybe you’ve always spent the day after rotting away on the couch watching television. But this year, you can avoid unnecessary holiday weight gain by spending time doing fun activities. Here is a suggestion of ideas that will beat a veg-out session in front of the television.

Black Friday: Can someone say “shopping?” Black Friday is the biggest sales event of the year for holiday shopping. You’ll find prices on goods slashed anywhere between 20-75% off. The pros? Grabbing some good deals on last-minute gifts for friends and loved ones. The cons? Being a victim of the consumer mosh pit at most shopping malls or stores. But hey, at least it’s more of a workout than sitting at home digesting your Thanksgiving day meal.

Wii Workout: This idea is fun and burns lots of calories. Invite some friends over for a dance or workout marathon. See who lasts the longest, and let everyone take turns picking a favorite Wii sport or activity for everyone to play.

Ice-skating: Most skating rinks open in late October, and who doesn’t like to ice-skate? If you can’t skate, you can score affordable lessons at most rinks or ask friends to help you out. You can keep warm by drinking hot chocolate and cocoa and taking breaks by lounging indoors.

Pub Day: Ask your friends from high school or college to join you at a local pub or bar. You’ll have tons of fun remembering old times, as well as catching up on the latest gossip. You can go camera-happy and tag your friends on Facebook. It sure beats sitting around solo watching “Roseanne” reruns.

Downtown: If you live in a city like New York or Los Angeles, take advantage of the sights by window-shopping or scheduling a tour of the city. You can take lots of pictures and check out some new places that you’ve been dying to see.

Volunteer: The holidays are all about spending time with the people you love and being thankful for having them in your life. Why not make the holidays special for someone less fortunate? Lots of places have holiday-related events that require the help of volunteers. Help out at a local soup kitchen or spread some cheer by agreeing to buy a present for a child in need. See what’s going on at your local hospital and sign up for events to bring smiles to the faces of hospital patients and senior citizens. It’ll be a win-win situation as you’ll feel a sense of deep satisfaction from helping those in need.

Easy To Make Turkey-Day Alternatives

Not everyone’s a turkey person. I know I’m not. Frankly speaking, I’d rather eat something I enjoy on Thanksgiving than dry, smelly turkey. Here are two alternative meals to try out this Thanksgiving, plus a dessert idea to please every palate. And with little preparation time, you’ll have more fun hanging out with your loved ones on T-Day than checking in on a slow-cooking turkey every hour.

Vegetable Lasagna

This variation on a classic Martha Stewart recipe is so good, everyone will want seconds. Plus, the ricotta cheese and spinach mixture is so filling, you won’t even miss the meat in the pasta. Here’s what you’ll need to prepare this sumptuous dish:

• 4 cups whole-milk ricotta cheese
• 2 large eggs
• salt and pepper
• 2 packages frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to remove excess moisture
• 6 cups marinara sauce
• 12 lasagna noodles
• 1 pound shredded mozzarella cheese

-Boil lasagna noodles according to the directions on the box. Meanwhile, combine spinach, ricotta cheese, and eggs in a bowl. Add 1/2 teaspoon each of salt and pepper. Mix well.

-Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In the meantime, drain lasagna noodles and start arranging the dish. In a 9-by-13-inch glass baking dish or aluminum foil pan, spread a little of the marinara sauce on the bottom. Next, arrange a layer of noodles. Follow up with 1/3 of the ricotta mixture, then 1/3 of the remaining sauce. Sprinkle 1/3 of the shredded cheese on top, then repeat to make two more layers ending with cheese.

-Cover the dish with aluminum foil. Bake for 30 minutes. Remove foil, then continue baking until the top is golden brown for 15 more minutes. Make sure to serve after the dish has cooled slightly.

Baked Ziti

This recipe will satisfy any meat lover in your family. The ground beef will more than make up for a dry traditional bird and take less time to prepare. The ingredients are:

• 2 boxes of ziti or penne pasta
• 4 cups ricotta cheese
• 2-3 bottles of marinara sauce
• 1 pound mozzarella cheese
• 1-2 pounds ground beef
• 1 onion, chopped
• salt and pepper
• 1 garlic clove, minced

-Prepare the pasta according to the directions on the box. In the meantime, caramelize the chopped onions in a skillet or pan, adding the meat and spices (salt and pepper) once the onions have turned golden brown. Add the minced garlic clove and stir well.

-Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Drain the penne, then mix with ricotta cheese. Once the meat has cooked, add the marinara sauce directly to the skillet. You can season the sauce with Italian seasoning, oregano, crushed chili pepper flakes, etc.

-Add meat mixture to the pasta in a 10-by-12-inch aluminum foil pan. Spread the mozzarella cheese on top and bake for 35 minutes at 350 degrees.

Strawberry Cake

This recipe is so simple, you’ll be kicking yourself for not having thought of it earlier. All you need to do is follow the instructions on the box! Grab yourself a box of Duncan Hines’ Moist Deluxe Strawberry Supreme Cake Mix and you’re ready to go. With just a few basic ingredients (water, vegetable oil, eggs) you’ll be able to bake this delicious and light cake either in an aluminum foil pan, in a Bundt cake pan, or even as cupcakes! This cake is so good you won’t even need the icing on top.

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Use Your Student ID At These 7 Places To Save Money

It’s 1 a.m. and you’re still up working on that f***ing Poli-Sci paper. You wonder why you ever invested in college when all it seems to be doing is leaving you penniless and sleep-deprived. With the cost of tuition and books increasing, how is a guy supposed to have fun during the best years of his life? Two words: “Student ID”. Pull out that all access pass to awesome at these places and you’ll be surprised at the savings you’ll receive.

RESTAURANTS

Students and food are almost synonymous. Since college students are always on the lookout for affordable dining, most restaurants offer discounts if you present your student ID. Be sure to check out the local fare around town. Chances are that college towns will cater to their clientele by offering low-cost meals. Another good tip is to check out lunch specials and happy hour at the local bar. Most bars offer a “2 for 1″ special at the start of happy hour. You can get two drinks for the price of one, and with your student ID, maybe even be able to score some extra savings.

PHARMACIES

An unexpected place to receive discounts is at your local pharmacy. While most campuses cover medical costs as part of your annual tuition, some drugs aren’t covered by the university’s health plan. You may be eligible for discounts with your student ID. Also, take advantage of the free condoms and painkillers at your campus pharmacy. It’s always a good idea to stock up on freebies and use them as the time calls for it.

MUSEUMS

Most museums these days require a “suggested donation,” but if you’re a student, you might gain free admission through your student ID alone. Even if you don’t, you can pay whatever you wish at the museum.

MOVIE THEATERS

The movie theater is also a great place to display your collegian ID card and nab some savings. With ticket prices elevating, who wouldn’t want to be part of a great savings plan? You may be able to splurge those pennies saved on an even larger bag of popcorn. Check out www.moviefone.com for a new movie near you.

BANKS AND/OR INSURANCE COMPANIES

Most banks and insurance companies also offer forms of discounts. Bank of America, for example, offers a free student checking account that automatically converts to a regular checking account after five years. A “Campus Edge” student account also offers a “Stuff Happens” card good for one service fee refund. So if you withdrew money from a non-Bank of America ATM, overdrafted on something, or if there was a stop payment fee, you can show this card to your bank and have them refund the fee. Definitely a great card to have in your wallet for those little messes that happen from time to time. Check out www.bankofamerica.com to see if you qualify.

GYMS / FITNESS CENTERS / HEALTH CLUBS

If you’re dying to get in shape, try the campus’ fitness center for a free place to work out. Most campuses offer free gym services at no additional charge. The upkeep comes from yearly student membership fees, so students don’t have to pay anything extra to work out. Most fitness centers require a student ID and offer locker rooms, swimming pools, weight rooms, and even exercise classes. Just be sure to read the ads posted on bulletin boards near the gym and lockers.

MOST BUSINESSES

A lot of department stores and local businesses offer student discounts as well. Places like Target, Best Buy, Enterprise Rent-a-car, and lots of clothing stores offer student discounts on all kinds of merchandise. Apple, Sony, Dell, and HP offer student deals on items as well. Most car dealerships offer discounts to students on top of existing discounts, as well as to those who’ve shown great academic ability. GM is one such place with good discounts for students.

So whether you’re getting a good deal at your local steakhouse or hoping to get a discount for those flowers you want to get your girlfriend, make sure to hand in your student ID to the customer associate to see what kind of savings are in store for you. You might be pleasantly surprised and save money to spend on your social life.

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Who Should Play The New Golden Girls?

“The Golden Girls” 25th anniversary collection comes out today (11/9). For seven years, this NBC sitcom about the lives of four vibrant older women – Rose Nylund, Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo – enthralled audiences of all ages. The show is a staple of television history and a favorite for millions of fans around the world. Knowing the entertainment biz, there’s a good chance we’ll see a remake of this classic. So, which of today’s actresses would make suitable replacements 20, 30, or even 40 years down the road?

Rose Nylund

This is fairly easier than others. Betty White thrilled audiences with her lofty stories of her hometown St. Olaf and epitomized innocence and simple-mindedness. Several Hollywood actresses come to mind for the role of Rose: Reese Witherspoon, Tori Spelling, Lisa Kudrow, Drew Barrymore. For starters, they’re all blonde, and secondly, they’re known to play “the dumb blonde” role rather well. Hopefully they won’t mind being typecast.

Click on the thumbnails below to see more of each potential Rose!

Blanche Devereaux

One must exude sex appeal, vivaciousness, and sass like no other. Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, or Carmen Electra would be perfect for this. Meow. Enough said.

Click on the thumbnails below to see the next Blanche!

Dorothy Zbornak

You’ve got to have razor-sharp wit and sarcasm that could cut through stone. Several of our Hollywood ladies play cynical and bitter characters all the time, including Linda Cardellini, Natalie Portman, Alyssa Milano, or Jennifer Connelly. Imagine them with a little gray hair and you might have a successful new Dorothy Zbornak.

Click the thumbnails below to see the next Dorothy!

Sophia Petrillo

One has to be spunky, loud, and socially inappropriate to play Sophia Petrillo. Her sharp tongue and callous observations of her roommates earned big laughs and admiration. A feisty Amber Tamblyn, Katie Holmes or Shannen Doherty in their later years might do the magic.

Click the thumbnails below to see the next Sophia!

Who do you think should play the fearsome foursome? Let us know in the comments.

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Easy Recipes To Wow The Girl Of Your Dreams

Maybe the first time you saw her was in the school cafeteria noshing on a bagel. Or maybe you overheard her telling a friend about her love of gourmet food. Maybe you’ve seen the way her eyes light up as she peruses the menu at her favorite restaurant. The truth is that women love men who can cook. There is nothing sexier than a man dishing up a seemingly effortless yet finger-licking meal. Here are simple and quick recipes throughout the week that will make your dream girl hungry for more.

Invite her over for brunch and serve up a delicious breakfast for two. Impress her taste buds with a healthy and filling cheese omelet. The only ingredients you need for this breakfast staple are:

• 2 eggs
• 3 tablespoons oil
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon pepper
• dash of red chili powder (optional)
• one small or medium-sized tomato, diced
• 4 American cheese singles

Directions:  Pour three tablespoons of oil into a skillet and preheat on low heat. Mix the salt, pepper, and eggs together until lightly beaten. Add in the diced tomato and pour the mixture into the skillet. Cook the eggs until firm. Check the underside for a golden color, and then flip the eggs to cook on the other side. Layer the top of the eggs with four slices of American cheese, coating the entire mixture. The dish is ready to serve once the cheese melts. Present the dish with some crusty bread (such as ciabatta) or prepare some slices of garlic bread.

You don’t need to buy store-bought garlic bread or take cooking lessons to make this wonderful side dish. Here’s what you need to do to convince your dream girl that her man is a hunk of deliciousness – both inside and outside of the kitchen. An even bigger plus is the great garlicky taste you will get from the bread without the dragon breath.

Ingredients:

• 1 large baguette
• 4 garlic cloves
• pinch of salt
• pinch of pepper
• 1 stick of unsalted butter, at room temperature

Directions: Chop up the garlic cloves finely, then using the bottom part of the knife, mash the cloves together until a smooth mixture forms. Add in the butter, then the salt and pepper. Meanwhile, preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Cut open the baguette lengthwise facing up. Spoon the garlic mixture evenly across the bread. Pop the bread into the oven, baking for approximately seven minutes. Check the bread for a golden texture. Serve the bread alongside the main course either hot or warm.

Stuffed mushrooms are a classic and a favorite at every party or intimate get-together. Amaze your girl by showing off your skills in the kitchen with this easy yet delicious recipe for a surefire crowd-pleaser. You can serve this as an appetizer before the main course, or at a low-key date for drinks and appetizers.

Ingredients:

• Package of white small mushrooms (about 12)
• 1 medium-sized green bell pepper, finely chopped
• 1 small onion, finely chopped
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon pepper
• 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese
• 2 tablespoons shredded mozzarella cheese
• 1 stick butter
• handful of bread crumbs
• greased baking dish

Directions: Clean the mushrooms under running water. Use a small kitchen towel or paper towels to scrub off the excess dirt. Using a knife, take the stems out. In a frying pan or skillet, warm the stick of butter. Once the butter melts, saute the mushroom caps. Once they’re done, set them aside on a plate lined with paper towels. In the same pan, saute onions, peppers, chopped stems and salt and pepper.  Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Spread the mixture inside each individual mushroom cap along with a little bit of mozzarella cheese. Sprinkle every cap with a little Parmesan cheese, then dust off the caps with some of the breadcrumbs. Spray each cap with a little cooking spray to ensure a golden crust. Place each stuffed mushroom inside the greased baking dish and bake for 15 minutes at 325 degrees. The mushrooms are ready to serve once the cheese and breadcrumbs have melted and turned golden brown.

And finally, who doesn’t love pizza? This alternative mini-pizza will not only impress your girl, but have her begging you to make it for her again!  And who wouldn’t love that? A confident man who knows his way around the kitchen in front of a drooling and hungry woman. Here’s what you’ll need for this thin-crust pizza mini-pizza recipe:

• 2 large soft flour tortillas or 1 large flatbread
• 2 cans of tomato paste
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon pepper
• oregano and Italian seasoning as desired
• 1 package shredded mozzarella cheese
• 1 small chopped bell pepper, sautéed(optional)
• chopped mushrooms, sautéed (optional)

Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Warm up the tortillas or flatbread in the oven, heating both sides. In a small bowl, mix the tomato paste with salt, pepper, oregano, and Italian seasoning with a few teaspoons of water. Keep mixing until a well-seasoned taste forms, making sure to taste the mixture as you mix it. Spread the tomato paste mixture onto the flour tortilla or flatbread once it has been warmed up. Add the sautéed pepper and mushrooms if desired. (Hint: You can even use the leftover sautéed mushrooms and bell pepper from the “Stuffed Mushrooms” recipe!) Sprinkle the entire bread with mozzarella cheese, adding liberally if deciding to make a cheese pizza. Bake for 7-10 minutes at 350 degrees until crust is crisp and golden brown. Cut into wedges and serve.

And there you have it: four awesome recipes to sweep your girl off her culinary feet and give her a hankering of her stud’s skills in the kitchen. The next time you catch her off guard at the restaurant or bagel shop, maybe your delicious cooking will be the reason behind her Epicurean fantasies!