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The Hills Hotness: Five Things Dudes Will Like About Tonight’s Finale
Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s The Hills. The party is going down at New York City’s Tavern on the Green, kicking off at 10PM. This might not be a big deal to you. But to your girlfriend, tonight is like Christmas come early.
Since you’ll probably get dragged into watching it anyway, below we’ve given you five reasons why you should be excited for tonight’s finale…and surprise surprise, all five are of the female nature.
Click the photos to see full galleries of The Hills stars Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port. Also included, Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger - because the Doll’s will be performing at tonight’s finale - and seeing Sherzinger in leather pants can turn any frown upside down.
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COED Hangs with Bam Margera
A few weeks back Jackass star Bam Margera was nice enough to invite COED to his home in West Chester to hang out for the day. Bam showed us around his new bar/concert venue, ‘The Note,’ took us on a tour of his sprawling 14 acre estate, did some skate tricks in his massive indoor skate barn and even introduced us to his family, Phil, April and new wife Missy.
With only eight days until Christmas Bam’s new DVD Where the #$&% Is Santa? would make an amazing present for a friend, your brother, your sadomasochistic cousin . Basically you’re a fan of Jackass and his recent shows “Unholy Union” and “Viva la Bam,” you’ll definitely enjoy this very funny and entertaining DVD…and at 19-bucks it’s affordable as well.
We brought a photographer along for the trip so be sure to check out all the awesome pictures on our Facebook group.
SI Announces Their 2008 All-American Team
Sports Illustrated has announced their 2008 college football All-American teams. And although Oklahoma’s quarterback Sam Bradford won himself a prestigious bit of hardware on Saturday (the Heisman Trophy) he had to play second fiddle to Texas quarterback Colt McCoy who was named the first team All-American quarterback for 2008.
Also named to the first team was McCoy’s Texas Tech nemesis Michael Crabtree, who was one of five sophomores named to the first team. Florida’s golden boy Tim Tebow, who will play for the national championship in January was named to the third team.
When you’re done checking out the full list of 2008 All-Americans and poke them on Facebook!
Complete 2008-09 College Football Bowl Schedule
College football bowl season is finally here!
As we all know by now the Florida Gators will take on Oklahoma in the FedEx BCS National Championship Game. Barring a catastrophic off the field injury to Tim Tebow, Florida is going to eat Oklahoma alive. A more even match-up would have been the Gators vs USC but in the current BCS era we have to take what they give us and live with it.
The 2008-09 bowl season will start in Albuquerque on December 20th and end in Miami on January 8th.
The Plastic Ball In Guinness Cans Explained
After cracking a refreshing can of Guinness, most of you have probably wondered, What is the deal with the little plastic ball floating around in cans of Guinness? Well, today you get your answer.
The little plastic ball called a “Widget” was first patented by the Guinness company years ago to add the right kind of head on their thick and creamy stout, which is less fizzy than regular lager beers like Bud Light.
When Guinness is canned the brewers add a shot of liquid nitrogen to help pressurize the can. Read More »
The Ultimate New Year’s Eve Concert Guide
New Year’s is coming up fast, and that means you need to get your Eve party plans in order. To help you get things started, we’ve compiled a massive list of all the best New Year’s Eve shows from around the country. From Buckethead to the Wu Tang Clan, there’s a show going on no matter your taste in music. So skip the overpriced, crowded bars this Dec. 31st, and go straight to rocking your F’ing face off!
Check out COED’s Ultimate New Year’s Eve Concert Guide here! Read More »
Using Social Media To End The Spread Of STDs
Every now and then COED takes a break from the beer, boobs, and dogs dressed in Christmas costumes to do something of a serious nature for a good cause. Today is that day…hear me out.
Did you know that every year in the U.S. there are 19 million new cases of STDs, many of which are contracted by college students like yourself? That’s roughly the population of New York State!
With the help of COED and all of you, Trojan Condoms and MTV will be giving away 1 million condoms on college campuses and in urban locations through their “Evolve One Evolve All” campaign.
For every comment left on a video on the site, Trojan will donate 1 condom to those with out the means to go out and buy them. For every rating left on the site, another one. If someone takes the pledge or the quiz on the site, Trojan will donate 2 condoms. Every time the site is forwarded to a friend, Trojan will donate 3 condoms, and if you upload a video, Trojan will donate 5 condoms. Read More »
Nikita Lynn and The Week That Was: Dec. 1st-5th
Twenty-two-year-old hottie Nikita Lynn might not be on the Victoria’s Secret runway show, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to see pictures of her wearing as little as possible. We don’t know much about her, but aside from modeling, she works as the manager of a coffee shop, putting her pics up on Myspace and wearing delicious bikini tops. Which reminds me, I’m getting hungry.
Check out Nikita Lynn’s Week That Was gallery here!
Friday, December 5th
The Girls of Rolling Stone’s Hot List 2008
Getting tired of googling the same old chicks? Yeah, us too. Which is why we were so psyched to see the release of Rolling Stone’s “Hot List 2008.” We highly recommend you check out the whole article, which highlights the upcoming trends of the new year. But to make things easier on you, we’ve condensed the list down to what really matters - the top hotties to watch, all with photographic goodness. So get ready, ’cause here they come!
Hot Teacher Lisa Glide Arrested On Sex Charges
As you might have guessed, we here at COED love hot teacher sex offenders. And this is one of the hottest! Drama teacher Lisa Glide, 35, from Old Bridge High School in Middlesex County, NJ has been arrested on second-degree charges of sexual assault and child endangerment for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old male student. The lucky bastard “victim” was a senior when the relationship reportedly began last February and has since graduated. Each charge carries with it the possibility of a 10-year sentence.
Thursday, December 4th
‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…
The Top 8 Tracy Morgan Moments
If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.
Stuart Scott’s Eye Ball Explained
Anyone who has ever seen ESPN’s “SportsCenter” knows that anchor Stuart Scott has a weird looking left eye. Like Tina Fey’s face scar, it’s a deformity that is often questioned but never answered. (OK, Tina answered, finally.) So was Stuart born with a lazy eye? Does Stuart have a glass eye ball? Did he get popped in the face by Sterling Sharpe? All the rumors are laid to rest after the jump!
If you’re as big a fan of Adult Swim’s Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job! as us, then today’s your lucky day. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are hitting the road on a 20-city tour, starting in Seattle. While it’s not their first tour, they are hitting higher profile venues. And if you ask us, their odd sense of humor is sometimes better suited to television, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t funny as all hell.
Wednesday, December 3th
41 Watchmen HD Movie Stills You Haven’t Seen
It is almost not fair. This movie has been a cinematic c**k-tease for the last 2 years. It might be part genius and part greedy corporation, but the way they keep spitting out media info for this movie - it is just enough to keep your attention. I have still been waiting to see the giant exploding monster, the owl-mobile, Dr. Manhattan blowing more sh*t up, Ozymandias’ cat and whether they are going to make Rorschach extra ugly looking. I hope these photos will help keep your balls as blue as mine are.
Top 6 Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze Roles
Back in March, Hollywood star Patrick Swayze was given only 5 weeks to live due to a nasty bout with pancreatic cancer. But one life lesson you must learn is that although he’s down, you must never, ever, count Swayze out. Because of his role as a prancing, dancing fairy in Dirty Dancing many assume that Swayze is a effeminate wuss - but that is not the case. In fact, he’s one of the most bad-ass superstars in all of Hollywood…and here are 5 definitive reasons why.
Poke A 2008 Victoria’s Secret Model…On Facebook
Want to poke a supermodel? Of course you do! So why not poke the hottest supermodels on the planet - the 35 lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret, who will be walking around nearly naked for an hour tonight on CBS for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages for every single model on the Victoria’s Secret roster, from Adriana Lima to Selita Ebanks. (Sorry, to actually “poke” a supermodel, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just f**k around on the Internet.) So while you’re salivating over Candice Swanepoel, hit her up on Facebook and let her know how rockingly awesome she looks. And tell her we said “Hi.
Tuesday, December 2th
The 110 Sexiest Female Bloggers on Earth!
Until today when I heard sexy + female + blogger all in the same sentence the only two people that came to mind were our favorite sex columnist and Wired magazine cover girl Julia Allison (who just happened to get her start at COED Magazine a few years back) and Rachelle Hruska, editor of Guest of a Guest. Rightfully so, these two blog queens are smokin’ hot and web-savvy! When you combined Zoo’s 97 Sexiest Bloggers In The World [NSFW], Playboy’s Nine Hottest Web Bloggers [NSFW], Rachelle from Guest of a Guest and Julia Allison & her Non Society crew of Meghan and Mary we get a compilation of the 110 Sexiest Bloggers In All The Land!
How to Go Green Without Looking Gay…Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
Here’s the deal: It’s high time for all of us to do everything we can to ensure that Earth stays clean and habitable. And switching to renewable sources of energy is a must. But as is, it’s pretty hard to “go green” without looking totally lame. So until these green industries start to hire better designers that don’t make everything look like it came from a gay alien’s fantasy, here are a few small things you can do to reduce your “carbon footprint” while not looking like assclown.
If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up - he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding - dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)
If you’re anything like me, packing for a trip usually involves rushing home 15 minutes before you’re supposed to leave for the airport and cramming whatever’s in grabbing distance into whatever container you have (i.e. a garbage bag) that they’ll let on an airplane. But with airlines charging for every piece of luggage these days, it’s become financially irresponsible to not know how to properly pack.
Jessica Alba’s Campari Swimsuit Calendar
The recently un-impregnated Jessica Alba has new pictures out for a Campari calendar and JESUS CHRIST she’s hot! Dang…If we knew that’s what pregnancy does to a woman, we’d have been a hell of a lot less worried when the condom broke.
Monday, December 1st
Thanksgiving’s over and we’re officially in the long-haul to Christmas. But sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life - like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!
The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online
Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.
It’s National Bloody Mary Day!
Bloody hell, it’s National Bloody Mary Day! Invented by bartender Fernand Petiot in 1920’s Paris, this delicious drink was perfected in New York’s St. Regis Hotel in Manhattan in 1933. So to celebrate the concoction’s 75th anniversary, New Yorkers kicked off with a Bloody Mary toast in Times Square this morning. New York bars are offering give-a-ways and deals on the drink all day long, with TGI Friday’s offering the drink for only 99-cents, the same as its price in 1933. But since you might not live in or anywhere near NYC, here’s my personal recipe for this bloody delicious drink, so you can make your own at home.
Joanna Krupa is Today’s Daily Snapshot
Anytime blond bombshell Joanna Krupa does anything, we can do nothing but stop and stare. Luckily, most of what she does includes stripping down to almost nothing and getting her picture taken. So we really can’t complain.
Joanna Krupa is Today’s Daily Snapshot - Check out the gallery!
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The Buddy Gift-Guide: Playboy’s 2008 Holiday Wish Book
On Monday we gave you the be-all, end-all online shopping gift guide to help you navigate the internet while shopping for your loved ones. But what about your buddies?
The guy you go fishing with, your beer pong partner, your best friend since kindergarten - these guys have been there through thick and thin and maybe this years you should get them a little thank you because after all, who needs Santa when your buddies have you as a friend.
Playboy has thrown together the 2008 Holiday Wish Book with a collection of stuff to get every kind of guy you know. From the Man-Child to the Tech Geek to the High Roller to the Mountain Man all bases are covered…oh and did I mention there is video of Playmate’s using power tools?
I consider myself a Tech Geek so in case you were looking to get me a present the MacDaddy’s Diamond-studded Gold Fishing Lure will suit me just fine!
