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Can Your Orgasms Land You in the Hospital?
April 12, 2010 by stephaniesurrena

In an ideal world, couples could have endless hours of mind-blowing, orgasm-filled sex. But in the real world, this kind of endless sex romp can lead to a very frightening medical emergency. A sexually adventurous and ambitious couple, Amber and Sean, experienced this lesson firsthand. In an attempt to reach 10 orgasms in one night, they learned exactly what they their bodies were capable of achieving.
Orgasm 1: Amber had come home from a hard day at work. Her boyfriend Sean was waiting at home for her. Already feeling aroused, she makes the first move. By the next move they were on the bed and having orgasm 1.
Orgasm 2: Sean introduces a back massage, which ends up sensual. It leads into another round and orgasm number two.
Orgasm 3: Amber was sweating from the action, but Sean was doing quite okay. They were about to go to sleep when Amber had what she called “an instant reaction,” it caused her to open her eyes and turn to Sean… which lead her to her third orgasm in 10 minutes.
Orgasm 4-6: “This has to be the last, I can hardly move!” Amber cried as she lay in Sean’s arms. Both were covered in sweat and Amber mentioned a tingling in her legs, as well as some pain in her vaginal area. Sean apologized for the pain and promised to make it better, by proceeding to do things he knew turned her on. Amber resisted at first, but once the neck biting and hair pulls commenced, she was back on top for another round. Amber had an amazing triple orgasm during this 25 minute round, which brought her to number six.
Orgasm 7: Amber was panting from the action as Sean lay covered in sweat. “My legs are impossible to move right now,” Amber thought as she attempted to use the bathroom. She got up and fell to the floor. Sean laughed and came down to comfort her . Before they knew it, they reached orgasm 7.
Orgasm 8: Amber felt a more painful strained feeling in her legs and her breath was starting to get short. She had wanted to go to bed, but Sean really wanted to get to number ten. He was exhausted, but willing to go all the way. Despite her feelings, she went ahead and hit number eight.
Orgasm 9-10: Amber and Sean were struggling, mixing a whole lot of pleasure and pain together. But they were determined to get to lucky number 10. As they continued, Amber’s pain worsened and soon she could no longer feel her legs. But she quickly hit number nine. About 20 minutes in, just as Amber felt like she was going to pass out, she hit number 10. Then she passed out.
Amber woke up sometime later covered in sheets with a glass of water by her side. Sean was with her, waiting for her to regain consciousness as well as feeling in her body. Amber couldn’t move her legs and they were scared they would have to go to the hospital and try to explain this story. Their fear was lifted when Amber said she could feel her toes wiggling. They both giggled, and as soon as Sean laid down next to her they fell asleep.
Although Amber healed pretty quickly, not everyone is so lucky. For some women, their clitoris and nipples are very sensitive after climax, making additional stimulation initially painful.
So the big question is, can you orgasm yourself into the emergency room? The answer is no, unless you experience a heart attack or cardiac arrest in the middle of it. But those odds are like 1 in a million, so don’t sweat it!
Spring Break’s Going to Key West!
March 9, 2010 by stephaniesurrena

Clear blue skies, taste of salt water in the air, the smell of happy hour, it must be Key West! Go somewhere new this year for spring break and head down the coast of Florida where you can party with drag queens and spend hangover day at the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum. We got the best spots to hit and the name and number for every best place available. Wish we could say the same about the hot Key West girls, but that’s your job.
Top Places to Drink
BIG ‘UNS SPORTSBAR KEY WEST- Key West’s newest & best sports bar with 16 HD flatscreen TVs! Enjoy our ice cold beer, great bar food, & friendly staff. Live entertainment Wed-Sat and daily specials! (305) 292-1795.
HOG’S BREATH SALOON – Enjoy loads of beer and live entertainment with great food and customer service. There’s always something new going on so stop by, especially on ladies night. Thongs always end up on the ceiling. 1-800-826-6969.
THE FURY’S COMMOTION ON THE OCEAN – Enjoy a unique sail w/ free margaritas, beer, & snacks! Listen to Nashville’s finest musicians w/ Key West’s Famous Sunset as a backdrop. Save by booking online or call today! 1-877-994-8898.
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Top Places to Party
BARE ASSETS – Key West’s largest exotic night club. Features 15 Private, full nude, full friction lap dance areas, 4 VIP Suites, 2 Private Champagne Suites, 4000 square feet of entertainment, couples always welcome and bottle service available. (305)296-3979.
801 BOURBON BAR/AQUA NIGHTCLUB – Check out the hottest gay clubs in the keys! Live entertainment and shows every night, get up and dance and enjoy the drinks, the party, and the people, the everything! These two places you don’t want to miss. Drag queens even walk around Mallory Street promoting the clubs with bead necklaces to hand out, fun stuff. (305) 294-4737.
GARDEN OF EDEN- dance with clothes on or off! That’s right, you can literally drink and party naked, with other people! With live entertainment, prepare to get super comfortable with nudity and embrace the view of others. (305) 296-4565.
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Hangover Day Sites
ERNEST HEMINGWAYS HOUSE AND MUSEUM – he’s the one guy you probably never got to lead a book from in high school. Even if you don’t know him, this is the home to over 60 cats with 6 paws and there’s even a cat that looks like Charley Chaplin. hopefully, some people who he is rather than Hemingway. No number is available but visit the site for more info.
RIPLEYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT MUSEUM – take a break from reality and check out some crazy real life facts of life. With two floors to explore, check out the craziest stuff you would have never have known of until then. (305) 293-9939.
DISCOVERY UNDERSEA TOURS – avoid the sick sickness and get on a boat that’ll take you to the ocean and downstairs to windows that let you view the ocean from below! Dolphin and land tours are also available. (305) 293-0099.
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The Ultimate Spring Break Party
MALLORY SQUARE SUNSET CELEBRATION – when the sun goes down, that’s when the party gets started. An entire block of live music, shows, and restaurants, bars, shops, and more it’s a party you don’t want to miss. The party goes till the sun comes up and if you can stand that long to dance then kudos on you!
Key West has so much more to offer, so pack the bags and head down there for a spring break you won’t forget! Down in Key West, every day is a different adventure!
Spring Break Nightmares!
March 9, 2010 by stephaniesurrena

Imagine yourself in a remote beach location, and your two best friends are with you. With alcohol and boys at hand, this trip couldn’t get any better. That’s until the guy you met turned out to be a serial killer and raped you and your friends before slaughtering you and disposing of your bodies.
Ok, that’s a bit graphic and quite disgusting to read but anything is possible during spring break. All the teens are out from school, and ready to party. All the crazy, creepy, perverted people come out at this time too, and to avoid them or any other strangers the ‘spring break’ rules must be followed.
The following are true horror stories from students from various college campuses.
Kelly’s took a trip with her friends to Jamaica. Kelly and her friends were hanging out on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. At around 6 p.m. a guy comes up to them saying he was from Boston College and invited them to a ‘Happy Hour’. They all agreed to go and he proceeded to take them into the forest where they walked down a dirt road. Finally, they got to this area where there were locals selling various goods on mats like voodoo dolls, handmade bowls and pipes, etc. They turned around and the dude was gone. The girls were scared, so they started picking stuff up and looking at it, pretending they were interested. The vendors started yelling at them to “buy!” and after one man and his wife started chasing them with a giant knife, they ran screaming back to civilization. The girls did end up ok, and made it back to the beach and home.
Spring break rule: NO following a random stranger on the beach to a dirt road at night, didn’t your mother teach you better!?
Adam and his friends from FSU went to Cancun for spring break and decided to get freaky on the beach. They met up with some girls and partied after hours on the beach with fire, music, and alcohol. Adam was having a drunk conversation with one of the girls, Allison. They were hitting it off just fine when Adam recalls feeling dizzy and the last thing he remembers is hitting the floor. Adam and his friends had woken up the following morning, with no clothes no nothing still on the beach. Turns out, the girls had drugged them and stole everything (wallets, clothes, jewelry, and alcohol) before ditching. The boys feel lucky to be alive, but wish they had known better.
Spring break rule: trying to score with hot girls is great, but not if they’re crazy! Watch your drink around strangers; you don’t want to feel mr.pill having you hit the floor.
Jillian had no original plans to go anywhere for spring break. She had limited friends and choices on where to go, what to do. She had work on spring break and figured it was nothing big. She goes to school for the last day before break and meets up with a former employee in the library. They talked, and Devon (former employee) invited her out to South Beach for the weekend. So they went, and Jillian had called out from work and was ready to party. Three days into the trip, Devon and Jillian are having the best time ever. By the fifth night, a heated argument on the reason why she wasn’t putting out yet rose among them. Jillian packed and threatened to leave when suddenly Devon grabbed her by the throat and pushed her on the bed. He then tried to have his way with her, but she was able to fight him off and run out of the room. She was able to make it down to the lobby where she asked for the cops and was able to arrange a way back home with her friend.
Spring break rule: know the person(s) your going away with! Don’t assume cause you work with someone doesn’t mean what they are at work is who they are outside of work!
Jake and his girlfriend went to Mexico for spring break. They had gotten a beautiful room at a resort in some remote town. The town was isolated from a major city for miles and the couple was surrounded by the beauty of nature. Jake took it upon himself to celebrate this break with just his girl Amber so they partied at the resort with some locals and just enjoyed a small party. Two nights before departure, Amber had needed to go into the city for an errand. Jake had to clean up the room from the party the night before so housekeeping wouldn’t fine them for legal reasons. So Amber took it upon herself to find an alternative into the city. She called on a girl she had met at the party from the night before and she offered to take her into town. So they met up, and the girl took Amber to the city. Halfway there, the car pulled to the side and the girl asked amber to hand it over. Amber wasn’t sure what she meant but the girl was going nuts accusing amber for taking drugs and raping her son. The lady pulled out a knife and threatened her. Amber got scared so he got out of the car and ran for the city. Upon arrival she called her boyfriend to come get her, which he did and when she told him what happened he knew what she meant. “The drugs is what I was cleaning up in the room but for the son I have no clue.” Jake decided best to flee Mexico from there, which they did with first class tickets.
Spring break rule: don’t go into the city with unknown locals! Haven’t you ever seen those films where couples do the same thing and they end up dead? Always use the buddy system, always together never alone (or with strangers!) As for those drugs, no comment. Just don’t bring them kids, or do them, yeah totally…
Sarah and her best friend Wendy took a trip to Myrtle Beach for spring break. They had been invited by a guy from a chat website to come to a beach party. The girls were hyped and ready to go for over the 2 years that’s Sarah had been talking to this guy online, she had developed a crush on him. The girls tell their parents there going to another friend’s house for the 3 days and head off on a road trip to South Carolina. They arrive and check into a hotel 10 minutes away from the beach. Sarah spent the few hours of the earl night talking to the internet guy about the party. She had her information and the girls got ready. They went down to the beach, with food and alcohol and walked into a party. The party however, only consisted of guys and they all were over the age 0f 25. Scared out of their mind, the girls dropped everything and ran for their lives. Wendy recalls having to fight off a few, luckily it was just pushes and shoves. Thankfully, the girls had made it back to the hotel where they called security and had themselves watched as they packed and left for the trip back home.
Spring break rule: if you can’t get this one yourself, just lift your hand and smack it on your face. meeting boys over the internet? using chat rooms to hook up with guys and meet him at a beach, at night, with no one else around? point taken, stupidity ranks at number one here.
Much more has happened to people, including disappearances (which are terrible) but the key thing is to be safe and don’t be a complete drunken fool when celebrating spring break!
10 Greatest Magic Tricks The World Has Ever Seen
February 15, 2010 by stephaniesurrena

Everyone likes a surprise and a chance to be amazed, so what’s better than to watch crazy magic tricks! Whether it’s done in the streets or at a show, it’s the talent and creativity of the magicians that have you thinking ‘is it real?’ Magic can be found just about anywhere, it just takes an open mind and sharp eyes. Move over harry potter, these guys are your latest competition!
10) Metamorphosis
Turning into someone else seems like a pretty cool thing to do, but not when you’re going from sexy assistant to a regular guy. Nonetheless, the trick was performed well and its one that many others and the act of ‘how-to’ wow the audience that makes it amazing!
9) Water Torture Escape
Houdini amazed with this, and year’s later people try to do the same as him. This woman is immersed in water and handcuffed and hanging upside down she manages to escape. Amazing!
8 ) Straightjacket escape
It sucks to have reasons to be in one, but watching people escape out of it is crazy! This trick has been performed by many, but this guy takes it for having escaped the fastest, at 50.08 seconds!
7) Optical Illusions
Our eyes aren’t perfect, and there are plenty of online sites that offer hours of illusions for entertainment. Photos such as this one makes the eye stop and wonder, how? It’s completely amazing!
6) Levitation There has been much debate on this sort of trick, with issues of it being fake and impossible. Much has been heard of this trick, and the only way to truly know is to witness it personally yourself. Regardless, the effort put into such a trick used by many is amazing!
5) Card tricks Millions of people have mastered this trick, the magic of cards. Some tricks are obvious, and others are mysterious but it’s a magic style that has been around for ages. When done by the best, it just becomes amazing!
4) Sword Swallowing
Swallowing sharp things is one thing my mother told me never to do. These guys do it as an act, but it’s just amazing how they do it! Just one slip and the throat and its slit! Such patience and great gag reflexes makes this trick, amazing!
3) Splitting the human body
This has been in many magic shows and done by many people. The act is usually done with a female assistant but this clip had the funniest approach to the trick. Being cut up for entertainment and living to see tomorrow, amazing!
2) Removing the front teeth
David Blaine has many tricks up his sleeve, but this one has to take the cake. Going to a random person and removing their teeth is unbelievable. TV can be very misleading, but debate goes on to whether he’s real or a phony. Regardless, this street trick is just too amazing!
1) Coin trick
Tricks have been done numerously with money but nothing like this. Cris is just like David, conversational and innovative. His work involves much debate, but street work like this is gross and amazing!

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