The Stupid Guy’s Guide to Buying Jeans

Every guy owns jeans. But is every guy wearing the right jeans? No. Absolutely not. That’s why we had to make this guide for every guy out there who has no idea what he’s doing when he’s buying his denim. If the words inseam, wash, and  fit confuse the hell out of you (and maybe even scare you), then read on for the Stupid Guy’s Guide to Buying Jeans.

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The 11 Most Relevant Stand-up Comedians of 2011 [POLL]

First, let’s define “relevant”. It’s “Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand”. In terms of stand up comedy, that means having a connection with your audience. You’re up there on stage, making observations, and the audience whether they sympathize, empathize, or just process what you’re saying and they respond in a favorable way (read: they f***ing laugh and clap). Comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld became huge celebrities because audiences could relate to them in some way. But those guys aren’t “relevant” today. So, who is? Let us break it down for you with today’s most relevant comedians in our list below.

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The 9 Most Frat-tastic Beers [POLL]

Here’s a quick frat math tutor session for you kiddies out there: since beer = college, and frat = college, frat = beer. Simple enough, right? You’d think so, but sometimes people bring un-fratty beers into a party. These people are thrown out. Bringing Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Sororities hand out bids next semester, dude. Bud Light? How’d I guess that you’re just visiting your sister who’s still in college? Only the manliest of beers can make it past the moat of pledges / door-b*tches. These are the chosen few.

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Note: Don’t even bring that PBR sh*t into my house. Hipsters in NYC drink that. Leather boots and bangs ≠ frat. Polos and flip flops = frat.

Major League Baseball’s 19 Weirdest Players Of All-Time

Professional athletes are the most superstitious people on Earth. It makes sense since their lives are driven by routine and repetition. But out of all the sports, baseball might have the most superstitious. Remember Major League? As boring as most casual fans believe the game to be, they might change their minds after seeing what these ballplayers do behind the scenes. The eccentricities range from peculiar clothing to unusual pre-game rituals, running the gamut from quirky to crazy. To celebrate what makes us all ‘special,’ COED’s compiled a list of the strangest / nuttiest players from baseball’s past and present.

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