Throwback Porn Queens

Some of your parents may be able to relate to some of these old porn queens. Porn has changed dramatically over the years. The whole style has changed. The music is different, the women dress different, and now porn can be accessed through the internet rather than carrying around those big cassette tapes. Some of these queens were in the business when some of you were sitting around playing Mario Brothers on Nintendo (and some of you still are). Many of current crop of porn stars learned their freaky tricks from the “old skool” pioneers. We must not forget the seed these sexy stars planted years ago to make the industry explode in the 2000s.  Do you remember  . . .

5. Johnni Black
The sexy 5’5 blue eyed blond is a former beautiful porn star who in 1998 won the Adult Video News (AVN) Award. Basically these awards are the “Oscar Awards,” for the porn industry. Imagine being old enough to date this sexy woman during the 80s and 90s. Maybe you could have became her Lexington Steele and put something on her that would of made her stay in the business. Maybe if you see her around sometime, your killer good looks might make her decide to make a Michael Jordan comeback. Keep in mind that she’s 42 now and cougar-licious!

4. Celeste
This sexy brown eyed cutie, standing 5’7″ smiles from cheek to cheek because she controlled the industry from 1992 to 2003. She showed that pair of sexy boobs in approximately 175 films. That’s a lot of action for late night viewers who loved this sexy piece of art work. She’s only 37 so she still may have some of her slamming moves left in her. But in the meantime, a new Celeste has made her presence known. She goes by the name of “Celeste Star,” and she surely knows how to lick a lollipop.

3. Alexandra Quinn
Quinn, who appeared in approximately 209 films is a former Canadian porn star who began her sexual career in the late 1980s. This sexy blue eyed devil couldn’t wait until she turned 18 to make her debut. She did what most youngsters would do to get in a 21 and up club by getting a fake I.D. But what you do in the dark eventually comes to the light and years later, she got busted for the films she made before she turned 18. She won a AVN Award in 1991 for Best Group Sex Scene. She left the business for a while after being busted for the underage controversy but the sexy porn star would make a comeback in the mid 90s to give you one more last taste of her creamy sexual body.

2. Traci Lords
Traci Lords is one sexy hot mama! Not only can she turn you on during her films but she has a few workout moves that will have you running to the gym the next day, hoping to find a woman to work that body the way she does. She was another sexy porn star who couldn’t wait to turn 18 for show biz stardom. Lords began seducing her men at the age of 15. Her first movie was, “What Gets Me Hot,”and by the time she was 18 she had already appeared in 100 adult films. But being sexy in pornography was just the beginning, because the young star also showed how sexy she can be in music videos. The only album she ever made titled, “1,000 Fires,” hit the racks for sale in 1995, which featured her #1 hit song, “Control.” The instrumental version of that song was used for part of the soundtrack for the movie, “Mortal Kombat.” She’s the real Shang Tsung and at any given time, she can definitely take a man’s soul.

1. Vanessa Del Rio
Wow! Classic throwback of all time right here: Everybody remembers Vanessa Del Rio, even if you were born in the 90s. This sexy classic loved what she did for a living and had no problem admitting it. Born Ana Maria Sanchez, she began her sexual desires in 1974, but 12 years later she left the industry due to an AIDS scare.  Later she returned to give fans another show. Her sexy 42 DD boobs appeared  not only in over 100 porn films, but she got her few seconds of fame in the music video, “Get Money,” by Junior M.A.F.I.A. Wouldn’t you love to be the man massaging and feeding her those grapes in that video?

10 Greatest Catch Phrases of All-Time

What’s your favorite TV show of all time? Better yet, how about what’s your best catch phrases of all time? You may watch some of your favorite shows just to hear the main character say something that they regularly say during the show. For example, Fred Sanford saying, “You big dummy,” to Lamont Sanford in the TV show, “Sanford and Son.” Maybe you’re a kind of person who loves to hear Bart Simpson say, “Eat my shorts.” Nevertheless, lets take a look at 10 of the some of the best and worst catch phrases etched in your head.

10. “Come on Down, “-The Price is Right

The good old Price is Right show! Imagine the feeling of being called from the audience by Johnny Olson or Rod Roddy to “come on down” and make some money. Bob Barker started hosting the show in 1972 and for 35 years he brought you one of the best game shows ever. What was your favorite game on the show?  Triple play? or how about plinko?

9. “Cowabunga” -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and pizza eating Michelangelo were your four sewer heroes who saved the world many times from the evil Shredder. Michelangelo’s personality portrayed more to be a teenager around the age of 15 or 16 but when it was time to take action against crime, he transformed his playful ways at the moment he would shout, “Cowabunga.” When we were kids, our eyes were big and filled with joy when the, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” movie hit the big screens in 1990. The turtles movie was the topic of the lunchroom in elementary school and guess what your halloween costume would be that year? The answer to that question is sitting in your old toy box that you still keep in your bedroom!

8. ” Did I Do That?” -Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel, one of the most nerve wrecking human beings that ever walked the face of the Earth. The show, “Family Matters,” which ran for 8 years became the second longest U.S. running sitcoms  besides The Jeffersons, starred a nerdy young man named Steve Urkel that annoyed his next door neighbors each and everyday. At the same time he was extremely in love with Laura Winslow but she wouldn’t give him a chance until nearly the end of the sitcom. In the meantime, Urkel’s “oops,” and, “destructive ways,” drove people crazy. At the end of messing up, he would always look around and say, “Did I do that?” There were plenty of times, Carl Winslow wanted to rip him apart with his bare hands!

7. “I’ll Be Back” -Terminator

Arnold Schwarzenegger made his fame during his movie series with, “The Terminator.” The man definitely played a mean role as he rarely cracked a smile, while fighting crime with his robotic movements. But don’t think you’re getting away from the terminator because he will be back and the next time he returns won’t be a pretty sight to see. He will fight for justice until the last wire in his brain burns out!

6. “What You Talking About Willis?” – Gary Coleman

Sure Gary Coleman might have become a cliche punchline in the years nearing his death. But during the prime of his career he was responsible for introducing a catchphrase that has since become a the ultimate response to your friends when they’re talking nonsense. All it takes is a simple “What you talking about Willis” to remind your friend that he’s not only babbling on about nothing, but that you’re a huge 80′s sitcom fan. Gary Coleman may be gone, but we’re pretty sure this catchphrase will outlast all the drama surrounding his death.

5. “Here’s Johnny!!”- Ed McMahon

Ed McMahon made his fame as Johnny Carson’s announcer on, “The Tonight Show.” His opening introduction for Mr. Carson was about as long as his life as he recently passed away last year after living a good 86 long years. When the show came on, viewers would hear ”Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!!” and it would seem to last about a good 10 seconds before actually seeing Johnny. Here’s another phrase that you may have caught yourself saying to your friends and family. Especially when your uncle or somebody is throwing a party and you call yourself making a grand entrance by arriving late. Most of you have substituted “Johnny” and put your own name for replacement only to find out that your put together remix just didn’t coincide with the original version.

4. “Yabba Dabba Doo!!”- Fred Flintstone

Some of us feel the same way Fred Flintstone felt when it’s time to get off work. The way he slide down that dinosaur yelling, “Yabba dabba doo,” knowing it’s time to clock out and head home after a long hard working day. Do you shout yabba dabba doo when you leave work? Some of your co-workers might look at you funny. But Fred wasn’t the only one attached to the phrase. It basically ran in the Flintstone family because Pebbles shows a side of her father when she marries Bam Bam and says the phrase during her wedding ceremony. Maybe getting an A on your next exam or hitting the lottery will make those words come spilling off your tongue.

3. “D’Oh!” -Homer Simpson

 Sometimes, things are just not going your way and you feel like the world is crashing down on you every second. Well, Homer felt this way alot of times. Especially when he got hit in the face, things went wrong on the job, or just the thought of things going wrong in his life that even made his stomach grow bigger. If you’re saying this phrase then you seriously need to slow down on the Simpsons dvd collections. Imagine your parents or even your friends saying, “D’Oh.” You might want to make sure that person took their medication that morning. But nevertheless, Homer’s classic phrase will always be remembered.

2. ”The Plane, The Plane”- Tattoo

Did Tattoo ever see the plane? The TV show, “Fantasy Island,” featured a character named Tattoo who would run up the main bell tower to ring the bell and shout, “The plane, the plane,” to announce the arrival of new guests coming to the island. Manyof us may not be familiar with this phrase but our parents surely would remember the worldwide recognized actor who played the assistant for Mr. Roarke on the show.

1. ”Eh, What’s Up Doc?” -Bugs Bunny

Elmer Fudge and Yosemite Sam just couldn’t catch Bugs Bunny. Even with a carrot in his mouth and a shotgun staring down his eyes, Bugs Bunny showed no fear. He just taunted his enemies with his best defense: his words. Every time Fudge and Sam thought they had the rabbit cornered, he would slip away again. Maybe Bugs Bunny was just trying to make conversion with the guys but they wanted to have rabbit meat for dinner instead. It’s perfectly fine to use this slang phrase when talking to friends. Besides, you want to stay hip with the clique right? Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics, probably gets this phrase said to him quite often.

1990′s Stars: Where Are They Now?

Steve Erkle was on TV like six times daily, and Lauren Hill was the Cat’s Meow and the Heir Apparent to Music royalty, but now that it’s year 2010, you may be asking yourself where are some of those people? What happened?  We all know that both television and radio has changed in the past ten-fifteen years. New stars have rose while other celebrities have fallen off or moved to another planet seems like. What happened to these people? Do you remember some of your 1990s artists and early childhood stars?

1990s Ghost Artists

5. Lauryn Hill

You all remember Lauryn Hill. She established her reputation in the hip hop world as a member of the Fugees. The Refugee Camp, formed by Prakazrel “Pras” Michel approached Hill in high school about joining his music group. Later, she met his cousin Wyclef Jean that would eventually lead to a compicated relationship between the two. In 1998, she launched her solo career with the album, “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.” The album gave Hill five Grammy Awards. But where is she now? According to USA Today in 2005, she said that if she makes music now, it will only be to provide information to her children. January 23, 2010, Hill performed at Raggamuffin in Rotorua, New Zealand which is a music festival  that celebrates reggae music.  Does a world with Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas need a Lauren Hill or The Fugees?  Probably not.

4. Coolio

Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. aka “Coolio,” is a rapper who rose to fame in 1994 with his debut single “Fantastic Voyage,” and in 1995 with the hit single, “Gangsta’s Paradise.” The hit single appeared on the soundtrack for the film, “Dangerous Minds.” His first album, “It Takes a Thief,” reached the top 10 of the pop charts and #8 on the Billboard Hot 200. His second album, “Gangsta’s Paradise,” went quadruple platinum. It was his most successful album. But where is he now? According to gadling.com, March 2009, the former Grammy Award winning artist was held at a Los Angelos airport for possession of crack cocaine.  Do we miss him in a world where Snoop Dog Reins supreme . . .nah.

3. Blackstreet

The first group featured Terrell Phillips, Eric Williams, Mark Middleton, Levi Little, and Joseph Stonestreet. Their first released single was in 1993 to the movie, “CB4,” starring Chris Rock, titled, “Baby Be Mine.” Their first album, “Blackstreet,” was a success due to singles, “Booti Call,” “Before I Let You Go.” But in 1996, their album, “Another Level,” was a breakthrough success due to the hit single, “No Diggity,” with Dr. Dre which became a #1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 in November 1996 and won the 1998 Grammy Award for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals. But where are they now? The group now consists of Teddy Riley, Chauncey Hannibal, Dave Hollister, and Sherman “J-Stylz” Tisdale. The last major performance the group took place in was the New Jack Reunion Tour in 1996, a concert that featured members of the 90s music genre.  The world simply didn’t need another boy band, and especially not one with any more depth than a guilty pleasure . . .and when the rumors of New Edition reunions swirled Black Street really became  . . .unexciting.  The world’s a better place with them, but sadly no one is paying attention.

2. Vanilla Ice

Robert Matthew Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice is a rapper who released his debut album, “Hooked,” in 1989. His first hip hop single to hit the top Billboard charts was, “Ice Ice Baby.” His best selling album that released in 1990,”To the Extreme,” became the fastest selling album of all time, peaking at #1 on the Billboard 200. The album spent 16 weeks on the charts and sold 11 million copies. But what goes up, comes back down and soon his audience began to see him as a novelty act and his career began to decline. So where is Mr. Vanilla Ice? Well January 2010, he performed with Jedward singing, “Under Pressure,” and, “Ice Ice Baby,” at the National Television Awards in South East London. Could this performance be his debut comeback?  Not likely.  Van Winkle is actually far more intelligent and talented that he gets credit for, but he has a destructive personality and is difficult to work with.  Although some stars appear to be “Loose Cannons” for marketing purposes, the reality is no body wants to invest in “chance.”  Clean it Up Up baby and there might finally be something there bro.  Word to your mother.

1. Tevin Campbell

The R&B singer hit the charts when he debuted his first single, “Tomorrow (A Better You, A Better Me),” which reached #1 on the Billboard Hot R&B/Hip hop singles in 1990. It was the lead single from Quincy Jones’  LP, “Back on the Block,” which won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year in 1991. Campbell’s first solo, “Round and Round,” was charted at #3 on R&B charts in November 1991 and #13 on the Billboard Hot 100 in April 1991. His second album, “I’m Ready,” released in October 1991, was #1 R&B hit and #9 pop single, “Can We Talk,” in December 1993. But where is Mr. Campbell now? In 2009, Campbell made an appearance at the 2009 BET Awards to pay a tribute to the O’Jays with Trey Songs, Tyrese, and Johnny Gill.

Early Childhood Stars

5. Cameron Finley

Some of you may remember this kid. He appeared in his first movie, “A Perfect World,” in 1993 directed by Clint Eastwood, and his second movie, “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape,” in 1993 starring Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. He also was featured in, “Hope Floats,” in 1998 that starred Sandra Bullock. “Leave it to Beaver,” in 1997 played the main role in this movie as Beaver. Where is this young man now? According to the internet movie database, Finley graduated from Moorpark High School in 2005 and planned to attend Moorpark College as a Molecular Biology major. He currently is not acting.

4. Mason Gamble

Everybody’s knows this kid! Gamble starred in the movie, “Dennis the Menace,” in 1993 as Dennis Mitchell. We all loved that movie! Gamble later appeared in other shows such as, “ER (1997),” “Close to Home (2005),” and “CSI Miami (2006).” But where is this kid now? In 2008, Gamble played the lead role as Michael Murphy in the movie, “Golf in the Kingdom,” based from Michael Murphy’s classic novel, “Golf in the Kingdom.”

3. Tahj Mowry

TGIF!! What a way to relax on fridays back in the day as we watched many sitcoms on television. One of those sitcoms featured the young Tahj Mowry in, “Smart Guy.” He became best known from the role he played as T.J. Henderson. The TV series ran on Warner Brothers for three seasons from April 2, 1997 to May 16, 1999. He also played Teddy on the sitcom, “Full House.” But since those shows, what is he doing now? According to mahalo.com, in 2003, he left Hollywood to play football at Savannah State University and also University of Wyoming. He last was known to attend Pepperdine University in Malibu.

2. Jaleel White

“Did I do that?” You remember the famous “oops” phrase Steve Urkel always said in the sitcom show, “Family Matters,” a show about a middle-class African American family living in Chicago. Jaleel White played the role of Steve Urkel and Stefan Urquelle. Another one of your TGIF’s sitcoms that had you falling to the floor with laughs. But where is Mr. White now? In September 2009, White guest starred on the USA Network series Psych, as a college singing buddy of the character Gus.

1. Macaulay Culkin

The two crooks in the movie, “Home Alone,” could never catch this kid! He was too smooth for them. Macaulay Culkin played Kevin McCallister in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. He was considered to be the most successful child actor since Shirley Temple. He was ranked #2 by Entertainment Television (E) and VH1 in their list of “50 Greatest Child Stars,” and, “100 Greatest Kid-Stars.” But where is he now? On August 17, 2009, Culkin made a surprising appearance on WWE Raw during a match between Hornswoggle and Chavo Guerrero. Is the actor’s next move to become a wrestler?

5 Celebrities That Never Age

You may look at yourself from a picture that’s 10 years old and think to yourself, “Wow! I looked so different from then and now.” But some people in the world don’t have to worry about getting older. Some of our known celebrities can testify to this statement. From the 1990s  until 2010, some of the most famous people in the world look exactly the same. I guess we should have listened to our parents when they told us to eat our vegetables when we were kids.

5. Vince McMahon

Vincent Kennedy “Vince” McMahon, the chairman and CEO of WWE, has not aged at all. In fact, the first picture shows how McMahon looked backed in the mid 90s when he spent more time in the ring wrestling in the 90s and early 2000s. The second picture is McMahon at the 2007 News Conference for WrestleMania along with Donald Trump and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Only a few things have changed in his features but overall his body and face structure has not changed. Of course his bulky muscles may have depleted a little but dont let the suit fool you. Take a look at WWE Raw and Smackdown occasionally and you’re get a glimpse of those vein popping muscles as he does his arrogant power walk down to the ring.

4. Vanna White

Sexy Vanna White is best known for being the co-host for the long-running game show, “Wheel of Fortune,” hosted by Pat Sajak. White’s first television appearance came on June 20, 1980 on the game show, “The Price Is Right,” where she participated as a contestant. The first picture was a picture of the sexy star in the 90s. The second picture is Vanna White at the 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball on October 25, 2008. She still seems to be the same weight. In fact, there were a few times on Wheel of Fortune if you remember when White was pregnant and she still seem to weigh the same. Her stomach looked as if she just swallowed a marble!

3. Bob Barker

Good old Bob Barker, or is he really old? The 86-year-old former television game show host of, “The Price is Right,” who hosted the show for 35 years, finally retired in June 2007. But this man here could probably run a marathon if he wanted. The first picture is Barker from 1982. But when you look at the second picture from a recent photo, what changed? Let’s just say he dyed his hair white and gained a few more wrinkles. Not much changed in a 28 year spand.

2. Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg, who made her film debut in, “The Color Purple,” in 1985 is your next celebrity that never ages. The first picture was her appearance at the 1993 65th Annual Academy Awards. The second picture is from the 2009 Oscars. In a 16 year period, she basically changed her hairstyle and put on some shades.

1. Prince

Prince, who is known to have written over 1,000 songs, recieved 7 Grammy Awards, a Golden Globe Award, and an Academy Award is also known to be an immortal man. This singer and actor has not gained one pound, or one face wrinkle. What vitamins did he take as a child? The first picture is a photo of Prince in the 80s, when his album, “Purple Rain,” hit the charts, selling more than 13 million copies and spent 24 consecutive weeks at #1 on the Billboard 200 chart. The second picture is Prince in the 2000s. Only thing changed was a new suit and getting a smooth hair cut!

5 Reasons Why She Hung Up On You

You’ve done the impossible and found a great girl that you really want to talk to every single day. Or so you think, until she starts calling you every single day, demanding that you listen to every minute detail of her drive to work. You half-listen to what’ shes saying and throw in the occasional “true” and “cool.” But after a few too many of these stimulating phone calls, she’s hanging up on you before you can even throw out “yeah, work does suck.” You don’t want to throw away a good relationship over a few bad phone calls, but you can’t figure out what you’re doing so wrong. You’re in luck, COED knows exactly what you’re doing wrong and exactly how to fix it. Check out our tips and never fear the hang-up again.

5. Keeping Her On Hold

The conversation is going great and you two are just laughing and enjoying each-others company over the phone. Fellas, we already know women can get a little jealous sometimes. So what do you think is going to happen when she hears your line click? A few years ago, when someone called another person’s phone line, you could hear the noise interrupt the conversation. But technology has advanced and now the noise is gone but a delay is heard instead.

She knows when someone clicks in your line because when you’re conversating, a delay is heard between the last thing she heard and the next thing you said after the delay. So next time she says, “Are you going to answer your incoming call,” don’t be shocked or surprised. Remember, women have that sixth sense regardless of how slick you think you are.

Regardless with who’s on the other line, your best bet is to click over and answer that call and get back to your girl within 15-20 seconds or less or she will suspect something.

Fellas, you must remember that a woman feels that she’s on the top of your priority list, somewhere between 1-5 following your immediate family. Whether you return back to her within 15 seconds or later, be prepared to answer a woman’s typical question: “Who was that?” If you’re smart, you will never tell her the incoming call was from another female. If so, that female better be a family member. And if your mate is a motor mouth, and you just don’t have that much gas in your tank to talk as much as she does, then just pretend to pay attention.

4. You Just Said the Wrong Thing

Oh no! You just boiled her eggs by comparing her to your ex-girlfriend. There’s a lot of things that a man can say over the phone to a woman that can piss her off but this is one of the ultimate reasons she will hang up on you. But a few other things to keep in mind to keep that lovely lady on your good side is to pay attention and not say some of these statements listed below:

• You start talking about some of her female friends as if you have a crush on one of them. For example, your girlfriend is having a party and you ask if a specific one of her friends will attend the party. This is not the only time you’ve asked about her friend. Don’t be shocked if she says, “Do you want to date my friend, because you seem to always ask about her?”
• You compare her not only to your ex-girlfriend, but now you may slip and compare her to one of your best female friends. Now you’re putting you and your best friend’s friendship in jeopardy because eventually your woman is going to tell you one or the other has to go.
• You never listen to what she’s saying. You’re too busy expressing your own opinions. Try listening to her sometimes, she could be right at times.

3. She’s Last On Your List

OK, so it may be the NBA Finals where Kobe Bryant is looking to hit another game winning shot, or SuperBowl 44 where the New Orleans Saints win their first Superbowl in franchise history. But nevertheless, you have your love sitting on the phone talking to you and what she’s saying is going in one ear and coming out the other. Then you wonder why she gets mad at you when she asks you what was the last thing she said because she knows you were not paying attention. It’s not a good feeling being ignored. Don’t be mad at her if the tables are turned and she’s paying more attention to her soap operas rather than you. That’s right! Two can play that game.

2. Hello! Are You Listening to Me?

Talking to your brother or sister or whoever in the background could be another one of your downfalls. For some reason, some people don’t understand the meaning of another person being on the phone. You may have people in your household that seem to only want to talk to you when you get on the phone. Which sometimes, you don’t make the situation no better by adding to the conversation while you have your significant other on the phone. It’s fine to say a few things to people in the background but when you start having a full lengthy conversion, don’t be surprised if the dial tone start singing in your ear.

1. Oops! My Battery Died

You may get a little upset at first, but once she calls you back to explain that her phone went dead and she had to put her phone on the charger, then you better make peace. Besides, how can you be mad at such a sexy, beautiful and gorgeous woman that will go the whole nine yards and back for you? She’s not laying on that bed in that sexy mouth dropping robe for nothing. If you play your cards right, then both of you could be hanging up on each other, with you hopping in your car, heading over to her house to unleash that robe!

5 Turnoffs For Women, Men Do At The Club

Ok guys, so you’re in the club and come across this fine girl who’s checking you out and she has your name written all over her chest. This is your ultimate chance to grab a sexy babe and possibly take her out on a date on a later day. But sometimes, in the process, men will turn a lady’s sexy smile into a frown. But why?

5. Cheap Cell Phone Provider
It can be kind of embarrassing after pulling the girl’s digits and out your pocket comes a metro pcs, boost mobile or some pick-up and go gas station phone. First of all, these type of phones have been known to break easy and the phone bill is rather cheap. Some even starting at $30 a month.

So already the girl knows there’s a chance you could be one of two kinds of guys or even both: 1. The type of guy who is cheap, or 2. The type of guy who is broke.

4. Getting Caught Talking to Another Female

Wake up genius! You’re both still in the same club. This is a killer right here especially if the next girl you’re talking to is actually her friend. At this point, you might just want to pick your face up off the floor! If you’re going to talk to other females after pouring your heart out to the last chick, at least attempt this stunt in a club with two or more floors.

3. Acting Cheap

From conversation, the lady will determine if you’re cheap. Try your best to never say these types of lines during conversation:

- “I like going to the movies but most of the time I try and catch the matinee. Movies are so expensive now. Prices before used to be $8, now it’s $10 per person.”

-”This is my first and only drink. The bar is too expensive. Most of the time, I drink before I get to the club.”

-”Yes, I have a car but sometimes I wish I didn’t because gas is sky high.”

-”My boys and I came to the club early, we heard it was free before 10pm so why not save $10? That can go to my gas tank.”

2. A Guy with No Class

How do you expect to grab a woman’s attention and the first thing you’re saying to her is, “yo baby yo, lemme holla at chu.” And those slang words are not used in error. This is exactly what men say. Also, women don’t like to be grabbed. When men see women walking pass them in the club, their first move is grabbing her hand, waist, and some will even grab her booty. This is rude and if she turns around and slaps you, then stop by the gas station on the way home to pick up that ice pack to cool off your face.

Some of the men need to listen to “General” Larry Platt’s song “Pants on the Ground,” from his audition for American Idol a few weeks ago. Approaching a female at the club, with your pants or shorts sagging to your ankles is complete grounds for dismissal. How can you respect the female if you can’t even respect yourself. Do some research and find out where sagging your pants originated from, then think twice about doing it.

1. Bad Breath

This is the ULTIMATE TURNOFF! If you know you been drinking, smoking, or just ate, please take some time out and invest in a pack of Dentyne gum, certs, or something. This is a hygiene issue and ground rules for termination before an application is even submitted. Females, next time a guy approaches you with bad breath, just eliminate him on spot!