Bodybouncer: Clearly the X-Mas Gift of 2007

Forget the Nintendo Wii: Bodybouncer is the new front-runner for best Christmas present of the year. It’s one of those gifts similar to sexy lingerie that you buy for your girl that’s really a gift for yourself.

The Bodybouncer is a sex toy designed to make you feel like you’re having zero-gravity sex. Judging from appearance – I don’t own one, you sexed-up freaks – it looks like a footstool with an elastic seat and a hole in the center.

The Bodybouncer website claims that the product is much more discreet than a sex swing, but I have a hard time believing a footstool with a hole in the center could be looked at as a sensible piece of furniture. Portable toilet? Maybe. Run-of-the-mill footstool? Probably not.

So, is purchasing a sexual trampoline to the tune of $200 worth your troubles? Can this ottoman with an orifice really turn up the heat?

One glance at BodyBouncer.com (CG NSFW?) may make you a believer.

The Perfect Spring Break: Jamaica

When the winter months are upon us, Jamaica is indeed the country of cool – in all the right ways.

The former British colony (and current cannabis field) caters to those looking to preserve or pulverize fond memories by way of extreme relaxing or partying, respectively. Our COED itinerary guarantees to put a smile on your melanoma-stricken face (seriously, you really should get that mole checked out).

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“¿Por qué no te callas?” Ringtone is a Hit

Last week at the Ibero-American Summit King Juan Carlos of Spain told Hugo Chavez to “¿Por qué no te callas?” which translates to “why don’t you shut up?” in English.

With some help from crafty YouTubers, what was a simple moment of political banter has become the hottest selling ringtone in Spain’s history.

An estimated 500,000 people have downloaded the ringtone which have pushed sales past the 1.5 million euro mark. It is also said that branded mugs and t-shirts are selling very well.

Check out the video that was turned into a ringtone after the jump!

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Get Jacked Like Ryan Reynolds in 5 Months…

I am not really interested whether Ryan Reynolds is still dating Alanis Morissette or Scarlett Johansson. But I do have questions concerning his suddenly-jacked self.

Reynolds transformed his body when he was preparing for his role of Van Wilder Hannibal King in Blade Trinity. He did not only gain 20 pounds of muscles, but also reduced his body fat percentage from 11% to 3%.Reynolds trained under the guidance from Darren Chapman. Many dropped their jaws after seeing Reynolds’ solid body on big screen.

Find out his secret behind this successful change which took about 5 months in How To Build Body Like Ryan Reynolds? Read more

Win a Lovers Spat and Get Laid

Your girlfriend can be really lame when she is mad. Nagging, bringing up completely irrelevant side arguments and constantly hitting you with low blows – it’s just plain annoying but it’s a part of life.

Being a guy, it’s natural to want to win the argument; since we are the “stronger” sex there’s no reason not to (I’m kidding! Don’t hurt me, honey!). Winning lover’s spats is a major piece to the 300-piece “Becoming a Man” puzzle, and once you know how to do it you’ll be ready to dump her lame-ass whiny self and move on to a real woman.

Below are the steps to winning a lovers spat in a calm, effective manner. It’s so good in fact, that you will get laid after. If you don’t believe me, read after the jump and thank me later! Read more

Miss COED: Bar Refaeli

COED is officially naming Bar Refaeli “The Hottest Women in the World.” The 22 year old Israeli model dated Leonardo DiCaprio up until last week when she dumped his ass.

Check out her incredible Sports Illustrated Swimsuit gallery after the jump! Read more

Getting Something for Nothing: College Betting Scandals

Rick Tocchet is (was?) a respected assistant coach with the Phoenix Coyotes, and during his 18 years as a player in the NHL, he was one of only four players in NHL history to collect 400 goals and 2,000 penalty minutes. He also apparently has a lifelong goal of being a member of The Sopranos. Watch out, James Gandolfini. He even set it up in New Jersey despite the fact he lives in Phoenix. Just proves all crime happens in The Garden State.

Not too long ago, Tocchet was identified as the moneyman behind a sophisticated illegal gambling ring, accounting for $1.7 million in bets, some of them placed by NHL players and others connected to hockey. He even managed to smear the name of Wayne Gretzky, whose wife, Janet Jones, was identified as one of the betters. The furor has died down ‘ for the time being. But Tocchet is far from the first athlete to get embroiled in the underworld of sports gambling, and it’s not just professionals. Many college athletes have been caught in the web as well. Read more