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Top 10: Ways To Succeed With Any Woman

Top 10 Ways To Succeed With Any Woman

Every guy wants to succeed with women but few have the “game” to really do it. Most guys are pretty clueless in this area, which is great news. Why? Well, because it means when you learn a few tricks and tips, you’ll be WAY in front of your competition.

The Top 10 Ways To Succeed With Any Woman is a great place to start, it’ll boost your confidence instantly and get you going in the right direction.

Check out these tips on how to succeed with any woman, and apply them immediately.

Katherine Heigl’s Sexiest NSFW Moments on Film

Katherine Heigl YouTubes Sexiest

Katherine Heigl has been asked to flaunt her assets on film many a time in her career. It started when she was 16, rocking a thong in My Father the Hero and has culminated with numerous stripteases, shower scenes and general sexy instances, all on film.

We’ve compiled all the goodness to present Katherine Heigl’s Sexiest NSFW Moments on Film! (more…)

Secretions Magnifiques is…Unique

Secretions MagnifiquesHey everybody! Raise your hand if you’ve ever got the hankering to smell like blood, sweat, semen and milky residue. Oh…you all have? Great – Secretions Magnifiques is right up your alley, immoral ones.

Etat Libre d’Orange, the makers of this perfume (pungent order is more like it) are not only pushing the envelope, but pushing potential buyers of their other products away.

I mean really – smelling like sex and rancid milk is way cool and everything…as long as you smell like it during, and not after, boning. Who wants to walk around the street smelling like that? Nobody, that’s who.

An attractive scent? Not a chance in the world. As a repellent from society? Absolutely.

Oh, the French – they’ll do anything for attention!

Wrecked Exotics: $1.3 Million Ferrari Enzo

Ferrari Enzo

The Ferrari Enzo – currently the most powerful production car on earth, with a limited production of 399. Retail price: $1.3 million dollars.

So, what happens when you drive a car valued at $1.3 million that is known to reach speeds of 200mph (20mph faster than the take off speed of a Boeing 747)? You drive EXTREMELY CAREFULLY…or face the obvious consequences.

The following pictures are horrifying for the drivers who wrecked their Enzos, but so very entertaining for us commoners that laugh at rich people wrecking their precious toys.

Whatever – their tears probably contain little flakes of gold.

After the jump check out before and after pictures of the wrecked Enzo. (more…)

Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day, College Pornographer by Night

jaredJared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.

What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.

Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide! (more…)

Kendra Wilkenson MySpace Pictures

Kenrda Wilkenson MySpace Pictures

COED has leaked the personal MySpace photos of E!’s “Girl Next Door” and Playboy model Kendra Wilkenson. Sexy photoshoots are fine and dandy, but candid photos of hot babes are just as nice.

[Click here to view all 40 pictures]

Megan Fox Wears See-Through Dress

Megan Fox Wears See-Through Dress

Megan Fox (COED’s favorite gal) was photographed at the premiere of Terminator: The Sara Connor Chronicles in a dress that would make any straight man’s head spin. She’s well on her way to becoming the Angelina Jolie of the late 2000’s – and the 2010’s at this rate.

Fox will star in Jennifer’s Body, Diablo Cody’s (Juno) upcoming movie, playing a possessed cheerleader/man-eater. Talk about life imitating art.

Check out the galleries after the jump! (more…)

Minority Report

Many things are determined by color.

You see people wearing black in a church, you know you’re at a funeral. The red and green of a stoplight tells you either to go or stop (please say you know which is which). On the athletic field, color sets two teams apart. And, in life, color could mean the difference between acceptance and persecution.

Color is woven into the fabric of Stillman College, a four-year liberal arts school in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Stillman was established in 1875 as a training school for black male ministers, and ever since it has been dedicated to increasing employment opportunities for young African-Americans.
On the football field there are only two colors that matter at Stillman: Navy Blue and Old Gold, the school colors. When the Tigers take the field in their uniforms and helmets, they all look the same, with only the numbers on the players’ backs acting as a guide.

Once the helmets come off, however, you may notice something different about No. 12 (Sean Reck) and No. 17 (Kevin Flemming). These two players are, as one source told me, ‘two stars in a night sky.’
You see, Reck and Flemming are white. (more…)

Mastering the Ugly Sweater Christmas Party

ugly christmas sweater

It’s the holiday season, and that means it’s ugly sweater party time!

Head down to the local thrift shop, pick out the ugliest sweater you can find, get it dry cleaned and prepare to look like a stylish grandpa.

Check out the rad Christmas sweaters we found after the jump! (more…)

Champagne in a Can? That’s Hot

Paris Hilton

When she’s not fighting for the drunken Elephants in India the incomparable Paris Hilton shills for Rich Prosecco’s Champagne in a Can, which is exactly what it sounds like.

The campaign ad shows Hilton naked, covered in gold, in the Mojave Desert. That’s hot – literally.

Not much to report here, other than Champagne in a can has existed for a long time, even before Sofia Blanc de Blancs of the Coppola winery. Long live the original champagne in a can.