From the dawn of time, Man has gazed upon the almost unending diversity of creatures in earth’s forests, oceans and hillsides and triumphantly proclaimed – “NOT GOOD ENOUGH!” That’s right, not content with the pitiful efforts of Mother Nature (naked mole rat!?!), we’ve taken it upon ourselves to fabricate hundreds of mythical creatures over the centuries. And while many of these creatures are supremely bad ass, more than a few should have been left on the cutting room floor. Of all the stupid, worthless and just plain ridiculous mythical creatures, here are the 7 lamest of all time: (more…)

With all the great American-made television out there, it’s easy to forget to check out what our friends across the pond have going on. After all, they did give us classics like “The Office”, “Absolutely Fabulous” and “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”. So let’s take a quick peek at the five best shows the Brits have going on now, before we have a chance to take all of the credit. (more…)

I go to the public library sometimes to use the free Internet. So does a guy that likes to watch porn. There I am, checking my email and whatnot, when all of a sudden I glance over to a face full of ass and balls. It doesn’t really bother me – I visit PrettyFatAndNaked.com all the time. However, unlike this guy, I have a healthy amount of shame that prohibits me from doing so in public. If you’re a normal guy like me (and I use the term loosely), you don’t like people finding out about your porn habits.

Unlike some of my friends, I’ve never been caught with my pants down. They claim I’m lucky, but luck has nothing to do with. I have system, and after you read this article, you will too. Here’s how to watch Internet porn and not get caught: (more…)

Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico).

Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips: (more…)

You can try putting it off by switching majors or reducing your semester workload, but it’s inevitable – eventually you’ll collect enough passing grades to graduate. Our society views this sheet of paper as a marvelous accomplishment, but if you’re a slacker like me, it’s a kiss of death.

Why? Because college is a non-stop party with a refreshingly minimal amount of responsibilities. Dorm life, coeds, beer pong, football, 2 am Taco Bell, coeds – these are the best years of your life, my friend (even your parents will tell you that). And that diploma is going to ruin it all by forcing you to grow up and get a “real” job.

At least, that’s what is supposed to happen. In the famous words of Geoffrey the Giraffe, “I don’t want to grow up,” I’m a lazy ass kid. And lucky for all you other lazy kids out there, I’ve managed to pry myself away from my Arrested Development DVDs long enough to help you avoid being an adult for a few more years. Here are some tips that will keep you coasting and out of that suit and tie: (more…)

The growing Latin population in the U.S. means more and more Spanish is being spoken on TV. But that doesn’t mean you have to know Spanish to enjoy the sheer ridiculousness of such spicy import channels as Telemundo and Univision. Even if you don’t know a lick of Spanish, you’ll still find the following four shows highly entertaining. (more…)