Netsky’s Sold Out Show Streaming Here At 2:45 PM [VIDEO]

The name Netsky should be pretty familiar to you if you know anything about EDM or drum and bass. We’ve been fortunate to catch a few of the Belgian whiz-kid’s shows, but at 2:45 PM EST you can listen to one of his sold-out concerts live from the comfort of your home. He’s going to be playing two entirely sold out shows at the legendary Ancienne Belgique venue in Brussels but (courtesy of Hospital Records and COED) your ticket is free.

That’s one of the great things about being a few hours behind Europe; you can catch live streams of amazing nighttime shows early on in your day. For a preview of what to expect from Netsky, peep the brand new single “Come Alive” from his upcoming sophomore album below. Alternatively, you can buy it here first.

The Girls Of Maxim’s Hot 100 Party 2012 [32 PHOTOS]

Our friends at Maxim really know how to throw a party. Thursday, they unveiled their annual Maxim Hot 100 list in NYC. And while we may have had a couple of  minor disagreements with their rankings, we were more than excited to be invited to their celebratory party on May 25th. Among the red carpet eye candy was Bar Refaeli (their #1 ranked hottie / guest of honor) and the beautiful April Rose. Of course, once you made it inside there were tons of unknown beauties partying and generally enjoying themselves. In between our drinks we managed to snap some photos of the revelers, so make sure to check them out below.

Jenna Jameson’s DUI + Other Arrested Celebrity Sexpots [MUGSHOTS]

Word hit earlier today that Jenna Jameson was arrested under suspicion of a misdemeanor DUI in Orange County. She was apparently involved in a minor wreck, but then every wreck pales in comparison to what she’s looking like recently. Even though the world famous porn star sustained some minor injuries, she refused medical treatment. Jenna isn’t the first sexpot to be arrested for DUIs, though, so she’ll be happy with the company that she’s now in. Check out some of the best looking women ever arrested and their not so attractive mugshots.

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Miss COED: Rachel Mullins [24 PHOTOS]

Rachel is a 23 year old model/actress living in Los Angeles. She was recently seen on Attack Of The Show, but she’s done tons of work with promotional, runway, and print magazines. Her biggest love is helping other attractive young ladies follow their dreams to become a model. For all the female readers out there, you can find her blog here on her website. Our male readers might prefer to skip dow to her photos below. Random fact: In an interview she did with Ugo Rachel claims that she is good at putting up drywall and doubles as a competent plumber.

Age: 23 | Location: Los Angeles, CA | Height: 5’9″ | Weight: 120 | Measurements: 32DD-25-35

For more of Rachel, check her out on:
Facebook | Twitter | Official Website | OneModelPlace

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How To Make Meeting The Parents Painless [He Said/She Said]

The first time a girlfriend of mine met my parents, I think I might have been just as nervous as she was. She was a nice, normal girl, and my parents are great, understanding people, so there was literally nothing to worry about. Of course, everything went fine… until the broad went crazy a few weeks later, but that initial meet and greet was nothing but smooth sailing. Read on for a few pointers to ensure that you don’t experience any snags with this often-awkward encounter between significant other and parents.

First off, don’t wear anything remotely suggestive. If your boyfriend’s mom is anything like mine, she will not appreciate seeing a girl with her cleavage hanging out. She will not be fond of a jean skirt climbing right up your butt. She won’t appreciate the leopard print thong hanging out of your skinny jeans when you bend over the pet the dog that, “OMG IS SO CUTE”. It sounds stupid, but a first impression means everything to parents, so come dressed in something conservative. I’m not saying show up dressed like a nun, but just don’t be flaunting your sh*t because that is not going to go over well with most mothers.

Image via Monkey Business Images / Shutterstock

Another key factor to making that great first impression is to mind that perfect balance in conversation. You don’t want to be that awkward girl who just falters under the pressure of speaking with the parents. Seriously, don’t be shy. Any parent is probably so happy their son has a girlfriend over to the house that they won’t even care what you are saying.

Going hand in hand with that is the fact that nobody likes dealing with a blabbermouth. Find a medium where you have a healthy conversation, back and forth between you and the parents. They don’t give a sh*t about your sorority sisters, you know what, just avoid talking about the sorority at all.

All in all, this experience has all the reason to be a nice, friendly time getting to know his parents. Be confident, but not cocky. Be funny, but not corny. Most of all just be yourself and you should have nothing to worry about because their joy of knowing their son now has the ability to talk to girls will outweigh their potential criticisms of you.

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Top 12 Hotties Shamefully Snubbed By Maxim’s Hot 100 [2012 Edition]

Maxim’s Hot 100 comes out in newstands on May 24th but the final list has been on their website for a little while now. Ranking the hottest 100 women must have been a monumental task for Maxim but honestly there are still a few inclusions/omissions that left us… surprised. It’s tough to argue against Bar Rafaeli being in the #1 spot, but why is Kate Upton way in the back at #39? And where is Beyonce? Yes, there’s bound to be a few disagreements, but that’s were we come in. Think of this list as an addendum to the already well-thought out Maxim Hot 100. Check out their list here and let us know if you agree with our ‘corrections’ below.

12. Kate Upton

If you’re being all technical about it, Kate wasn’t left off the list. She was, however, placed in the middle of the pack at #39. Considering that she was the cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, that’s a pretty bold move by Maxim. I consider those “Cat Daddy” Terry Richardson photos some of the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Putting her down at #39 is almost disrespectful. Almost.

11. Danielle Knudson

This time last year, no one had heard of the model only known as “Danielle Kn.” After only one photoshoot, everyone was racing to figure out who she was. Now that we know, she’s kind of disappeared into the sunset. You can’t blame Maxim for not including Danielle Knudson on the list, but it’s a shame that she’s so easily forgotten.

10. Elisabetta Canalis

It seems like Elisabetta Canalis just can’t catch a break. First Clooney dumps her for a younger, leggier, blonde and now Maxim leaves her off of the Hot 100 list. There might have been some back-door deals related to slapping General Aladeen on a private yacht, but more than likely it’s just because 2012 isn’t her year. Take a look at the unluckiest hottie below!

9. Erin Heatherton

We’ve got a serious infatuation with Erin Heatherton, so you can understand why we take her omission personally. This All-American beauty is one of the few people representing for the States when it comes to Victoria’s Secret supermodels, so you’ve got to show her some love. Peep her hottest photos below.

8. Irina Shayk

The only reason we can think of that Irina was left off of the list was because she was too obvious a choice. I mean, how does a Victoria’s Secret / Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model get left off of the Hottest 100 list? That’s like leaving the Miami Heat off of the short list for “Most Likely To Win the NBA Title.” Check out

7. Jessica Jane-Clement

We couldn’t help but notice that there wasn’t a single busty UK glamour model included on the list. What gives? Jessica Jane-Clement constantly comes up with some of the sexiest photos on the web. We’re not sure why she was forgotten on this list and last year’s, but if loving British women with big boobs is wrong, we don’t want to be right.

6. Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that 90% of the civilized world has a severe disdain for Kim Kardashian, I can’t bring myself to stop fighting for her. At least Zoo Magazine agrees me on this one– the British Lad Mag voted her as the hottest 101 women on the planet.

5. Luisana Lopilato

I think it’s fair to say that Luisana Lopilato deserves to be on the list somewhere, somehow. This hot Argentinian first grabbed our eyes once we learned that she had married Michael Buble. By then, of course, it was too late. But it’s not too late for us to

4. Melanie Iglesias

If you haven’t seen Melanie Iglesias before, then you’ve never been on Youtube. Or the internet. You’re sure to recognize this beauty from those “Flip Books Videos,” but her still shots are also note-worthy. Check them out for yourself below.

3. Rhian Sugden

Yet another of the UK glamour models left off of the list, Rhian Sugden just so happens to be one of our most favorite. That’s why we’re more than happy to show you some of her sauciest photos yet. If you can’t tell where you recognize her from, Rhian was the girl who made the way-too-sexy PSA about testicular cancer.

2. Beyoncé Knowles

Sure, Beyonce Knowles might have had a kid but that just makes today’s best R&B singer a total MILF. We’re not saying that People Magazine was right in naming her the Sexiest Woman of 2012 but she definitely deserves a spot somewhere on here.

1. Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood topped Maxim’s Hot 100 list last year, so we’re left a little confused as to why she’s not even on the list. In our minds, SJU is one of the five hottest models/women on the planet so we’re not too sure why she was left off of the list this year and last year. She might be feeling kind of left out, so make sure to check out her hottest photos below.

2012 Fleet Week Foxes [78 PHOTOS]

Those of you who live in the New York area probably don’t need to be reminded of this, but prepare to see a lot more sailors in your local bars. Today marks the beginning of Fleet Week, a time when our nation’s Naval servicemen and women come and party like rockstars in the Big Apple. Unfortunately for you guys out there, the single ladies are going to be busy fending off the hundreds of seamen. We feel for you, so we’ve pulled together a compilation of the best looking women in sailor outfits. From pin-up girls, to Kate Upton, these photos are sure to bring all hands on deck.

Kate Upton Looks “Glowing” In New Beach Bunny Bronze Collection [29 PHOTOS]

In early April of this year, Beach Bunny released some pretty amazing photos of Kate Upton doing what she does best: looking hot in bathing suits. Today, we’re pleased to announce the release of the rest of their photos. In light of the tanorexia craze, we have to be honest with ourselves and admit that Kate does look a little too “glowing.” Perhaps she spent a little bit too much time in Mexico.

Hopefully Kate’s fans will be treated to some more Twitpics of her from this shoot. Her mobile uploads tend to be pretty boobtastic. In the meantime, check out the new Beach Bunny collection below. Just for kicks we added the old ones as well.

Miss COED: Maegen Bowman [22 PHOTOS]

Maegen is a 24 year old model currently living in Columbus, OH. Born in a small town full of corn and cows, this black-haired beauty left to pursue her career. Since then, she’s been featured on Angel’s Playpen and is a current member of the HypeGirls. Speaking of the HypeGirls, you might remember Maegen from the feature we did on the lovely ladies a few months ago. When she’s not making gentlemen’s jaws drop with her looks, she’s either tearing it up in the kitchen or busting a groove on the dancefloor. Oh yeah, she somehow manages over 400 apartments in Columbus. An outgoing, bright, and hot girl who can dance, cook, and keep 400 houses running? Sign us up. Check out her photos and stats below.

Age: 24 | Location: Zanesville, OH | Height: 5’1″ | Weight: 100 | Measurements: 32B-24-32

For more of Maegen, check her out on: Facebook | ModelMayhem

Know a beautiful girl who could be a Miss COED? Submit her full name along with pics to models@teamcoed.com.

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Miss COED: Alisha Louise [18 PHOTOS]

Alisha is a 24 year old model currently residing in the BK. Originally hailing from Plattsburgh, she moved to the big city in hopes of following her dreams. So far she’s been able to work with Axe, the WWE, Abercrombie & Fitch, and ENDEE Magazine. She’s an opinionated, smart, strong-willed, and hardworking woman–plus she’s not half-bad on the eyes. It looks like Alisha is constantly updating her Facebook and Tumblr, so you should definitely check those out after peeping her photos and stats below.

Age: 24 | Location: Brooklyn, New York | Height: 5’7″ | Weight: 112| Measurements: 32C-23-34

For more of Alisha, check her out on: Facebook | Tumblr | Twitter | ModelMayhem

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15 Things #GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe

It’s strange to us why the ESRB would want to prevent children from playing the Grand Theft Auto games; there’s clearly so much learning that can occur. The likes of CJ Watson, Tommy Vercetti, and Nico Bellic have a lot to teach in terms of negotiating refunds from hookers, magical haircuts, wheelies, and being a jack of all trades. You might want to skip their lessons on swimming, though. To see some of the most educashunal stuff found in the GTA series, check out Twitter’s favorite lessons from the storied series. [The "photos" below are actually just screenshots from Twitter, so either click on the "view gallery" button or the thumbnails. Your choice.]

Drunken Freakness At Preakness 2012 [80 PHOTOS]

If you read our post on Kegasus The Preakness Manimal, you’ve probably already made plans to head down to Baltimore, MA for the infield festivities. The only two excuses you have for not making it are graduation (questionable at best) and Senior Week. The rest of you hooligans should pack up your sh*ttiest frat shirts and head for the infield. While you no longer get to bring coolers full of beer in with you, the good news is that you’re now looking at some empty trunk space to fit more of your buddys in. $80 gets you a MUG ticket at the door day-of, so make sure to show up at 8 AM. Preview the nonsense below.

Jenny McCarthy Is Bringing Sexy Back To Playboy [26 PHOTOS]

Great news for anyone who’s feeling good in their happy place. Jenny McCarthy has announced that she will be returning to Playboy in the July/August double issue. Back in 2009, Jenny announced in US Magazine that she’d like to be a Playmate again before she turned 40. It seems that Hef still can’t say “no” to a beautiful woman. We’ll always go to war for the beautiful blonde, and we think that Hef made a great decision. Cougars are “in” and there aren’t that many women who’ve still got the goods like Jenny. Get a sneak peek at what’s coming up in the photos below!

A Look Back At The Sexiest Photos Of “Me In My Place” [118 PHOTOS]

If you’re anything like us, you’ll admit that it’s impossible to grow tired of the “Me In My Place” photo series featured on Esquire. They find some of the hottest women around, throw them into some underwear or tee-shirt, and then snap some pictures. If you didn’t know any better, you’d almost think you woke up next to these girls (minus the whole arrest for breaking and entering thing). Well, we’ve got some great news for everyone: Me In My Place just released a Mobile App that allows you to check out all of their photos for only $12 a month! That’s a complete steal-and-a-half considering that not only are the celebrity girls available, but the amateur models as well.

We realize that some of our readers might need a little goading, so we pulled together the definitive list for the hottest Me In My Place photos that exist to date. We went through every f*cking photo of the Esquire series (aka a lot), picked our favorite 4 photos of each girl, and posted them here. I took the liberty of including five from Sara Jean Underwood and Joanna Krupa’s because only four from them didn’t feel right… Buy the new Mobile App here, but first check out the best 118 reasons to do so.