The Poopie List 2012 Poster [INFOGRAPHIC]

I remember first seeing the sh*t list poster hanging on the bathroom door at my fraternity brother’s place during our weekly Thursday night get-together. Luckily, for me, I didn’t have to dump-a-roo because I waited for a lengthy time as my other frat brah finished off a sorostitute on the porcelain throne. From that point on, I couldn’t look at Blumpkin Betty without thinking about “The Power Sh*t”. Since then, the list has been passed around more than Blumpkin Betty. We thought we’d give it an update. Whaddya think? Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments.

Twitpic Tuesday: Human Centipede IRL, Soccer Proctology, Teople Poo [23 PHOTOS]

Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured the new Apple iPhone, Deadmau5 trolling Skrillex, dictator Valentine’s Day cards, Harry Potter’s Facebook wall, and Macaulay Culkin as Mr. Burns. This week, we’ve got a little horse with a giant baby, a seagull that loves ice cream, the perfect card for that girl with vaginal issues, IBM’s new computer, a breakdown of Pitbull’s songs, and much more. Check out the weirdness below then tweet us your most #WTF pics to @COEDmagazine with #twitpictuesday to be featured next week.

Posters for Presidential Action Movies We’d Like To See

Last week we told you about the first trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. In that article, we also mentioned our Tumblr post about FDR American Badass – which is most likely a joke, but we’d like it to be real. Those two ideas prompted us to wonder if maybe this were the new cinematic trend. One year it’s superheroes, next year it’s fairy tales, maybe this is the year of Presidential action stars? Since, today’s President’s Day, we’re giving away four GOLDEN concepts for action movies featuring our greatest Commanders-in-Chief to Hollywood (since they can’t think for themselves). We even created posters for ‘em. You’re welcome, moviemakers. Check ‘em out and let us know your ideas in the comments.

President: Andrew Jackson
Title: The Nullification of Old Hickory
Tagline: Bank on this duel going into overtime.
Premise: The Bourne Identity meets Shooter meets Unforgiven. The Tennessean has seen his fair share of duels over the years and he’s won ‘em all. But, he’s not getting any younger and his enemies are growing. With the aid of an unlikely Indian sidekick, he must out-shoot an up-and-coming mystery mercernary with ominous ties to the national bank.

President: James K. Polk
Title: The Dark Horse Agenda
Tagline: He came from nowhere to conquer everything.
Premise: V for Vendetta meets The Lone Ranger meets Driver. After flying under the radar for most of his life, Polk’s meteoric rise to prominence have cause many to take notice and a litany of questions to come his way. He’ll answer them all one by one as soon as he’s done crossing killer cupachabras off his list.

President: Theodore Roosevelt
Title: Colonel Cowboy, The Bull Moose
Tagline: Trusts aren’t the only things he busts.
Premise: Braveheart meets Die Hard meets Taken. This man’s man does it all with a grunt and a grin – so when a mild mannered environmentalist turns into a madman, he sets out to protect his domain from genetically-engineered beasts.

President: Harry S. Truman
Title: Hellgiver
Tagline: If you can’t stand the heat, get your ass out of the country.
Premise: The Dark Knight meets Hancock meets Watchmen in this dark tale about a man faced with an impossible decision, who meets his challenges head on with a no holds barred attitude that sullies him in the eyes of the public but perseveres for the greater good.

SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS IN THE COMMENTS

Iga Wyrwal Is a Chest Above the Rest On Her 23rd Birthday [PHOTOS]

Iga Wyrwał aka “Eva” or “Eve”, is a Polish glamour model who turns 23 today (February 20th). While she might not be instantly recognizable her in the US of A, those in the UK should be familiar. She played Your Highness and on a Polish version of Dancing With The Stars, in which she finished 11th (hey, you try twirling and dipping with those bad boys). She got her break in 2008 when she signed as a cover girl for Nuts, who introduced her as “the sexiest new babe in Britain” in April of that year. Later that month they ranked her #1 on their list of “100 Sexiest Topless Babes 2008″. Other credits include shoots for Playboy, Front, CKM (NSFW), Met-Art, Breathtakers (NSFW) and Onlytease in addition to being a page 3 girl for the Daily Star. To celebrate her b-day, we’ve pulled together her hottest pics.

For more of Iga, check out her Facebook.

The Monday Stumble: Gassassin’s Creed, Siri’s Holocaust Joke, Five Knuckle Shuffle [PHOTOS]

Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around. Allow us to make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when surf StumbleUpon to stumble upon random wtf photos. This week we’ve got a great gallery featuring a girl who smokes (with a) c*ck, Easter Island pez, a ballsy haircut, the secret behind marshmallows, how to learn Skyrim languages, a lightsaber lighter, guido toothpaste, a turtle doing an impression of your parents, and much more.

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Jay Z’s 99 Problems In Film Supercut [VIDEO]

If you haven’t seen this supercut, we feel bad for ya, son. This comes from Eclectic Method, the same slicer & dicer who brought us The Tarantino Mixtape, The Apocamix, and the 8-Bit Mixtape. By now you know, we get all wet when we see the word ‘supercut’ but this is some next level editing. If there are awards handed out for this sort of shtick, EM needs to be showered with statues. Oh, and on a side note, Maya Rudolph was awesome on SNL – the Blue Ivy Carter sketch was the best I’ve seen in a while. You can check that out below.

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Johanna Lundback for Nelly Swimsuit 2012 Photo Gallery

Look Out for Bust Out WAG Brittany Rodgers on Eastbound and Down [PHOTOS]

This 25-year-old model from Virginia Beach, VA will have an appearance on the third (and final?) season of HBO’s Eastbound and Down. When I first saw her, I thought she might be Katy Mixon’s body double who shed her top in season 1, but no dice. Does anyone know who that chick is? Anyway, I don’t know what Brittany’s role will be, but I do know she’s well-groomed for the role of baseball WAG – she’s currently dating Minnesota Twins prospect Brock Peterson. In preparation for tonight’s EB&D premiere, we’ve put together this gallery of Brittany’s hottest pics. She’s in, we’re f*cking out! (lead image via Portside Photo)

For more of Brittany, check out her Facebook | ModelMayhem

36 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Scientologists [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Last night, as I was watching “30 Rock” I saw what I thought was a parody of a commercial for the Church of Scientology. My smile and anticipatory chuckle slowly faded away as I realized that this was an ACTUAL promotional spot for the controversial religion. I honestly still can’t believe they aired that. NBC must be hurtin’. With tomorrow (2/18) being the anniversary of the first “Church” establishment in LA, I thought I’d direct your attention to the 36 most notable celebrity scientologists that you most likely didn’t know dabbled in thetans and whatnot. We know about Cruise, Travolta, and their significant others (Kidman, Holmes, Preston), so they’re not included. Check out the list (along with the full version of the ad) and let me know if I missed anyone in the comments.

Teens Hate Condoms [INFOGRAPHIC]

Yesterday (2/16), MTV Clutch released an infographic detailing the alarming trend of teens gettin’ preggers and catchin’ STDs. Thanks to MTV’s shows like Teen Mom and “16 and Pregnant”, I don’t really see that trend going away. Chicks see that sh*t and all they see is fame and fortune. Why work your way through school and get a good job when you can’t just let Taylor raw dog you a couple hundred times? I’m actually surprised the numbers aren’t higher. I was on a college campus tour and tried to hand out buckets of FREE condoms and kids were like, “F that ‘ish. Rubbers are for the birds”. Me? I carried economy packs of domes from Costco. I don’t want my d*ck to fall off.

SOURCE: Public Health Degree

Freaky Friday: The Face Guy, Hannibal Lecter Purse, F Off Angelina Jolie [24 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you f*cked up figure skater faces, Insane Clown Posse’s lil sister, meat leggings, middle finger barbwire, final fantasy cosplay. This week, we’re delving into some pretty sick and twisted sh*t with a cat that looks like John Lennon or Harry Potter depending on your age, smiling rocks, Twilight cat, a Pete Wentz-Ashlee Simpson face swap, and a tree that is down to fight. Check ‘em out in our gallery then tweet us your freakiest, most wtf pics to @COEDMAGAZINE #FREAKYFRIDAY.

The Darkness II Legal Mumbo Jumbo

1. Promotion Period/Sponsor: The Sweepstakes begins at 5:00 PM, Eastern Time (“ET”) on February 17th, 2012 and ends at 11:59 PM ET on February 23nd, 2011. Sweepstakes governed by U.S. law. Void where prohibited by law.

2. Eligibility: The Darkness II Giveaway (“Sweepstakes”) is open to individuals who are: legal residents of the 50 United States or District of Columbia age 18 or older. Employees of Sponsor, its affiliated companies and its advertising and promotion agencies and anyone involved with the Sweepstakes (collectively, “Sweepstakes Entities”), and their immediate family members and/or those living in the same household of each are not eligible to enter or win.

3. How to enter: To be eligible for the Sweepstakes, all entries must be received during the Sweepstakes Period. To enter go to the page http://coedmagazine.com/2012/02/17/the-darkness-ii-video-game-review-giveaway and follow all onscreen entry instructions. Only one (1) entry per person/email address during the Sweepstakes Period; entries with duplicate email addresses or multiple entries using different email addresses for a single individual will be disqualified. All entries and requests become the property of Sponsor and will not be acknowledged or returned. Entry materials/data that have been tampered with or altered, or mass entries or entries generated by a script, macro or use of automated devices are void. In the event of a dispute over the identity of an online entrant, entry will be deemed submitted by the authorized account holder of the e-mail address submitted at time of entry. “Authorized account holder” is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, on-line service provider, or other organization (e.g., business, educational institution, etc.) that is responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

4. Prize(s): Four (4) copies of The Darkness II (2 copies for PlayStation 3 and 2 copies for XBox 360). Only one (1) copy of the game will be awarded per winner. Prizes are non-transferable and no substitution by winners or cash equivalent is allowed. Sponsor reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value at its sole discretion. All fees, federal, state, local or other expenses relating to the use, acceptance and possession of prize are the sole responsibility of the winner.

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I’ll Take a Dozen Melissa Debling Handbras To Go, Please [PHOTOS]

You know that scene from Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj? Yeah, I know. No one saw but me, but there was a dialogue exchange that went something like – “Woman on Plane: Excuse me, is that Bombay Hot Sauce? Taj: No way, you know it? Woman on Plane: I have this… thing for spices. Taj: You have a TING?” Then they bone on a plane or something. Well, I have a TING for busty British models. Everyone has their preferences – I’m sure I’ll catch a lot of sh*t from guys who seek no less than size 0 perfection from their chicks – and mine are kind of all over the place. When you think you’ve got my “type” pinned down – BOOM! – I’m into Asian dwarves. So, take that rant for what it’s worth (hint: $0) and enjoy these handbras from Melissa Debling.

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Introducing The New Logo for YOUR THCU Stoned Frogs! [PHOTO]

Yesterday (2/15), Busted Coverage relayed the Fort Worth Star-Telegraph story about the 17 TCU students arrested for dealing drugs, four of whom were players on the football team – LB Tanner Brock; DL D.J. Yendry; OT Tyler Horn; and CB Devin Johnson. The kicker is they sold to OTHER teammates. Wtf? Maybe not a big deal at The U or THE Ohio State University but TCU? It’s not exactly Notre Dame, but still it’s a big story because of the religious affiliation. So, we thought the program should change its name and logo to be more appropriate. Take a look and let us know what you think!