How to Introduce Your Girlfriend to Porn

Guys, I’ve got a secret, I like it when you watch porn. I want to be there when you’re watching it. Hell, maybe I want to enjoy these incredibly sexy creatures just as much as you do.

Of course, I’ll never tell you that. Until, that is, you give me no other choice. What’s the secret to turning your porn addiction into a healthy and sexy couple’s activity? Stop watching it. Don’t give me the chance to force porn out of your life; make the decision all by yourself. Tell me you don’t need it, that I’m much more beautiful and desirable than any of your fantasy ladies and that none of them turn you on nearly as much as I do.

Will I believe you? No. Will I be turned on? Quite possibly. You see, the truth is, girls are fascinated by porn.  They inspire us, they intimidate us but most of all, they make us incredibly horny. There is nothing hotter for me than begging my boyfriend to search the internet to find me the wildest, naughtiest girl-y action. I get even more turned on by his reluctance, it makes it all the more exciting the rare time he does suggest it first. Sure, we might get pissed off at the thought of you getting turned on by them but if you act like you don’t care, the thrill will get too much for us. It’s forbidden and it’s wrong and that’s why it’s so very sexy. Eventually, I find myself rid of all the jealousy and paranoia, actually wanting you to tell me how hot they are, how horny they’re making you, how you want me to be more like them. It’s a truly spectacular transformation and one that any guy can achieve with a bit of cunning. Just like anything else, tell us you don’t want it and we’ll want it enough for the both of us.

How to Spot the One-Night-Stand Girl

You know, there’s a big difference between college guys and college girls. OK, so we all like to party, most of us like to get drunk, we all hate early-morning classes…but there’s one aspect of college life that really separates the males from and females. That is, of course, sex. There’s a permanent and traditional divide between college sex for guys and college sex for girls. The main difference being that no matter where you college guys go, whether it’s to a party, a club or even a sociology class, you are hoping for sex. And not just hoping for sex, but hoping for no-strings, no-commitment, and no-attachment fun sex.

College girls, on the other hand, vary slightly is this area. Don’t get me wrong; sometimes (a lot of the time actually) we do go out solely with the intention of finding crazy, carefree sex with a nearby stranger. This is the freedom we have as college students, to be able to engage in such promiscuity with no remorse at all. We want a fun one night stand, just as much as the hot frat guy lying in bed next to us.

The difference is that, unlike you hormone-fueled guys, we girls often go out for many other reasons other than to find random sex. So how do you tell a girl who is looking for a guy just like you to rock her world for one passion-filled evening from a girl who wants a goodnight kiss on the cheek and a bouquet of flowers at her door in the morning?

Believe me, we give you enough hints for you to figure it out. Here are some great tips for ensuring you have the perfect one night stand. But before you start trying to charm your way into my bed, make sure you know exactly what I’m looking for.

1. My Clothes

Take my clothes: A short skirt might just mean I want to look nice for a night out with the girls…but a super-short dress showing a whole lot of cleavage probably means I’m looking for something more. Now, if it were in a serious relationship, chances are I’d cover up enough so that guys would be attracted to me, but they wouldn’t make assumptions about me. If I look slutty, I realize I look slutty and have chosen not to care. That is one-night-stand material.

2. My Make-Up

I’m not going to wear really heavy make-up if I’m going for drinks with colleagues and my devoted boyfriend is at home waiting for me. Red lipstick means I’m after something wild and unpredictable, and I’m not going to go home until I get it. If I’m trying to impress a guy enough for him to take me home or even for him to ask me for my number, I’m probably not going to be wearing my hair in a ponytail. A girl makes an effort for her friends, but looking dazzling takes work, and if I’m going to that much effort, it’s probably not just for the benefit of my girlfriends.

3. My Vibe

It’s not just about the way I look, though. If I’m hanging out at the bar all night scoring drinks off ten different guys, I don’t have a boyfriend (unless I’m one of those girls – in which case, steer clear!). I’m also probably not looking for anything serious, but I am up for having a lot of fun.  Sitting at a table with all my girlfriends, wearing jeans, looking tired – please don’t approach me. I’m just not in the mood.

In case you haven’t been in the world enough to notice, we girls can get very snappy if we’re approached on a bad night. So feel it out first.  There’s a huge difference between guys and girls and this is that if we want a one night stand, we know we can get it. And we will make sure we find it. If my appearance and attitude fit the bill and you’re sure I’m not a psycho-stalker kind of girl, then by all means, go for it!

But remember, I know what I want and I probably made the decision before I even left the house, so be prepared for some hardcore rejection before you find the one night stand of your dreams.

Girl Talk: My Lesbian Fantasies

I have a secret. Don’t tell anyone, k? Sometimes, when no one is around, I go on COED for more than just the articles. It just happens; my finger somehow slips to the ‘Girls’ section and I find myself clicking. Suddenly, I become enthralled and excited, my eyes poring over the pictures of beautiful, glamorous half-naked women. I get a thrill out of admiring the sleek, sexy bodies of these amazing models. I can’t help it, and I bet I’m not the only girl either.

My girl crushes don’t just stop at COED though. Models, singers, actresses…there are always some that give me tingles, the kind of tingles that make me feel guilty and sort of naughty. I love sexy women and there are a great number of them who turn me on and really get me in the mood. But there are a particular group of sexy celebs who I can honestly say that I would go gay for. There are only a few, but if I ever do happen to run into any of these sexy divas, my boyfriend better start getting seriously worried!

1) Megan Fox

Come on, is there any breathing creature on earth that would turn down sex from her? Man, woman, I don’t care – her hotness simply crosses all boundaries of sexuality. Not only is she crazy beautiful with gorgeous hair, perfect skin and an amazing body, but Megan Fox gives off this aloof, badass vibe that triples her appeal. The truth is that I have no idea what happened in Transformers because I spent the whole time fantasizing about how it would feel to make out with Megan Fox – and yes, I was at the cinema with my boyfriend.

2) Jessica Alba

Into the Blue anyone? My point exactly. Any girl that doesn’t need to brush her hair to make me stare at her in awe for two hours straight is lesbian fantasy material. Miss Alba was my original girl crush, first feeding my fantasies of sweet dancer girl in Honey and bringing it further with every movie she’s made since. Of course, all girl crushes are accompanied with a desperate jealousy and rampant hatred for the girl in question, so while I am insanely attracted to Jessica, I also have a vague urge to punch her. How can she be so perfect???

3) Cheryl Cole

One of the most successful and desired women in Britain at the moment, Cheryl Cole is the girl that every girl wants to be. She was voted FHM magazine’s sexiest woman of the year in 2009, but I’ve been girl-crushing on Cheryl since 2002 when she shot to fame with reality TV girlband Girl’s Aloud. She’s not just pretty and she’s not just sexy: she’s funny and down-to-earth too. So not only do I have a major girl-crush on her, but I’d also give my left arm to have her as a friend. And again, I really really want to be her. So yes, I want Cheryl Cole. Just like everyone else in the world wants Cheryl Cole.

4) Kendra Wilkinson

I can see why guys love Kendra so much – she’s wild, funny and doesn’t care what anyone thinks about her. Oh, and she’s a former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, which is enough to gain any guy’s admiration. But – and this sounds kind of weird – Playboy girls wouldn’t usually be my type. They’re all very beautiful and sometimes I feel a pang of jealousy when I look at them, but I’m never so in awe of them that I worry about my sexuality. Except with Kendra. The only Girl Next Door with a real personality – and now she’s family-ing it up with the gorgeous Hank Baskett. I would go gay for Kendra in a heartbeat if she’d have me –this girl just has everything.

5) Kaya Scodelario

Last, but definitely not least in my eyes is Kaya Scodelario, the British 18-year-old who scares us into falling in love with her. Playing the part of ‘Effy’ in wild teenage drama Skins, Kaya has had a hold on me since day one. It’s not that I find her incredibly sexy, there’s just something about her that entices me and probably millions of guys all over Britain. She’s a bad girl to the extreme: drugs, drinking, promiscuous sex life. She’s also incredibly mysterious, her character is silent the majority of the time just to grab our attention. Kaya is the kind of girl I know I shouldn’t want – and that just makes me want her even more.

It’s kind of embarrassing to think how many girls turn me on – I hope you guys don’t think it’s a problem? I guess once you have a big sexual appetite it just doesn’t stop with one sex! I bet all girls are the same really, they just won’t admit it. I mean, look at my list – is there anyone there you would be able to resist having sex with? Didn’t think so.

So now you know. Just promise you’ll keep my secret ;)

5 Ways to Make Me Scream!

In case you get the wrong idea, this isn’t going to be one of those articles that tells you in disturbing detail how to find my G-spot or give me multiple orgasms – I trust you can all figure that out all by yourself (if not though, there’s some pretty clear instructions here and here ;)). My goal here is to help you out with the other aspects of sex; the minor details that guys often dismiss as being unimportant and girls see as lavish, extended foreplay.

This is all part of the build-up to an amazing night of pure indulgent sex, the kind that leaves you panting and dizzy, exhilarated but exhausted. This kind of sex does not come from a spontaneous quicky before we go to sleep, it is born out of a well-planned evening of decedent romance and ferocious pampering. This important evening can be achieved in five steps. It might involve more effort than you would usually go to but I promise, the end result will be well worth it! ;)

1) Have me fantasizing about you all day long

Just because I’m not with you, that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be thinking about you! Coming home to the prospect of nice sex just won’t cut it. You need to get me fantasizing from morning til night – no matter where I am. If I’m sitting in a psychology class, you and sex are the last things on my mind. Until, that is, a naughty but incredibly sexy picture pops up on the screen of my phone and suddenly, I can’t avoid thinking about you. And sex. And me and you having sex…match these pics with a few saucy text messages and you’ll have me sprung the whole day through!

2) Feed me!

Hungry girls are not happy girls. Being wined and dined is a luxury for me and one that I often associate with romance, lust and high expectations. Whether you cook for me yourself or take me to a nice restaurant, there’s no overestimating how special a nice dinner can make a girl feel. Add a few glasses of wine to the mix and I’ll really begin to feel the burn of desire. A romantic meal adds a sense of elegance to the evening – something that many girls need in order to truly feel right about having sex.

3) Touch me

So we’ve eaten dinner and now we’re chilling out on the couch, drinking wine, eating a luscious strawberry and chocolate dessert and watching the sexy chick flicks you’ve so selflessly picked out for us (these are the sacrifices that must be made boys!). Now as a post-pubescent adult, you are savvy enough to know better than to throw yourself mercilessly at me right this second while I’m still getting past a brief meltdown about how much gym-time that indulgent meal is going to cost me while simultaneously trying to work out how the movie-love-triangle will untangle itself to everyone’s satisfaction. It still isn’t the time for sex, but you also don’t want to risk losing the mood – one spoonful of chocolate too much and I’m ready for bed. What you need to do now is to remind me where the night is headed and there is only one way to keep this momentum going: physical contact. Start at my knee and gentle graze your hand along my thigh until I’m tingling, and once again I can’t avoid thinking about sex. Brush my hair away from my face and tenderly stroke my neck. If I lean over, reach out and touch the base of my back – just for a moment. The tingles of delight should now be running through my entire body and although I still may not be ready for action right now, my body will already be responding to your touch, thereby sizing itself up for what is to come.

4) Massage me

Many guys are reluctant to reach this point of intimacy, simply because it’s not part of the average dinner-movie-sex combo. But a guy that is willing to break away from what he knows in order to satisfy each intricate fiber of my body – that is the guy that I am going to give up all my inhibitions for in the bedroom. The truth is that sexual stimulation can be achieved in many many different ways and a guy using his strong hands to release the tension in my bones is one way to seriously rile me up. I mean, when am I going to more in the mood to have sex with you than right after you’ve just rubbed my naked body from head to toe, both relaxing and stimulating me to the utter extreme? So for one night, just put your ego aside and go for it. The other guys will never have to know that you became my slave for a little while one night – and if they ever do find out, just explain to them what I did for you right after!

5) Bring some toys

Durex is a wonderful brand, filled with diversity and choice. So next time you’re out shopping for the big night, invest in more than just flavored condoms (although definitely do still invest in those!). Lubes, vibrators, rings…these are among just some of the play things that can spice up even the most exciting sex. There’s a whole line of toys devoted to Sex in the Shower here.  My favorite girlie girl sex gels, toys and seductives come from Pure Romance (Check them out here at www.PureRomance.com).  I love using these sex enhancers and I love it even more when my guy takes the initiative to surprise me with them. Of course, this all depends on how comfortable we are with each other. First date? Maybe hold off on the toys until you get a feel for her sex-style – some girls may not be thrilled about introducing gadgets to the mix. But sometimes after a while, new toys are needed to keep the momentum going, even if the sex is just as amazing as always. Don’t forget that fantasies are important too – find out what I’ve always wanted and make it happen for me, even if it means wearing a stupid costume or playing a role. Sex should always be a new experience and you should be willing to do whatever it takes to keep me wanting more. Handcuffs? Spanking? A bunny rabbit outfit? Find out what I want from you and fulfill me.

Always remember, a girl wants more out of a night of sex than just sex. Give me romance, give me suspense, give me a reason to rip your clothes off before we even reach the bedroom. If you do all this, I promise we’ll both be screaming enough to shake the house down to the foundation tonight.

Get Me Wet with Sex in the Shower.

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You know what seems ridiculous to me? That it’s after a session of hot, steamy sex that we decide to abandon one another to hit the shower. I mean, do you actually realize what happens in the shower? Let me give you a visual.

Me, standing naked in an enclosed space, lathering my body with soap from head to toe, using my hands to rub myself all over as the hot water steams up the room around me. I spend up to twenty minutes doing this every single day, while you wait in the other room only for me to emerge covered up in a towel?

All the while, we spend fortunes on the usual mundane sex toys: vibrators and massagers and handcuffs in an attempt to spice up our long-past exciting bed sex.

Something doesn’t add up here right??

Everything that’s so great about sex becomes a million times better with the addition of one ingredient: water. Just picture this scene: You’ve just woken up, and hop into the shower for a quick rinse before your first class. You’ve barely had time to reach for the soap bar before you feel something behind you – you turn around and suddenly my wet, naked body is pressed up against your skin, my hands and my mouth getting ready to explore. Think of the positions – doggie-style, backwards doggie-style, scissors; so many creative and hot new ideas to try out. Think of how I’d look having sex, water dripping from my body and my hair sexy and wet. Is there anything hotter in the world?

Yes, actually.

Shower sex is sensational as it is, but it’s now been revolutionized to make it an out-of-body heavenly experience. Sex in the Shower, a new company has created a whole new era of shower sex, abandoning the old soap bar and shampoo, and giving us much much better shower accessories to play with. Think of how sexy it would to have me be the one to lather your body with soap and clean you up – think of how much sexier it would be if it were  vibrating soap that I massaged all over your body.

And you think handcuffs are just for the bedroom?  These suction hand cuffs allow me to keep you trapped in the shower for as long as I want, while I do every single thing imaginable to make you come. Disappointed you missed that class huh?

Just in case we get a little stuck for ideas, we can keep these waterproof position cards hanging on the shower wall – just to remind us of the vast possibilities in our shower sex future.

Yes, shower sex has been revolutionized; but don’t forget that water can be used in many other ways to enhance a great orgasm. If you have yet to lose your ocean virginity, I urge you to stop reading, grab your girlfriend and head for the nearest beach. Sea sex is one of the most erotic experiences in life: think of that amazing scene in The Beach and add a million times to it, because it will be you and not Leonardo Di Caprio climaxing beneath the waves. Swim out as far as you can and let the magic begin – if there are other people in the sea, ignore them and try to pretend that you’re not doing what you’re doing. For the most romantic atmosphere, go at midnight and go separately. Ask her to meet you in the ocean, and make sure her bikini is nowhere to been seen. The anticipation, the moonlight, and the beauty of the ocean will make this an unworldly experience that neither of you will never ever forget.

Mm…writing this article has seriously put me in the mood for some water – I’m off to the shower to get myself really really wet – anyone wanna join me? ;)

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