The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

The 15 Most ‘Glorious’ World War 2 Movies

We’re really psyched about this weekend’s release of Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds, so we thought we’d take a look at some of the best cinematic World War II offerings of the past. In the effort to narrow down the list, we’re not counting Holocaust movies, nor are we counting TV movies — sorry, but watching Band of Brothers just would’ve taken way too long…

How to Date Out of Your League

The holy grail of dating is to actually find a girl who’s hot but is still willing to go out with you. And as you’ve already figured out, that’s really hard. But even if you’re not as attractive or as suave as that friend who has so much sex you want to punch him, even if you “have no game,” there are a few ways to tip the scales in your favor.

The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

5 Action Sequences You Would Definitely F*ck Up

Ever watch an action scene in a movie and think to yourself, “that definitely wouldn’t work in real life”? Heck, ever see an action scene you think would work? See, action heroes aren’t just heroes, they’re gods. Plug yourself into any action movie situation, even the seemingly plausible ones, and it becomes obvious: even with the right training, you would hopelessly, hopelessly fail. Take these five common scenarios:

The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer

Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.
You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor…

The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

6 Things That Suck About the New Star Trek Movie (SPOILER ALERT)

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)

The 7 Creepiest Products Found in an Everyday Drug Store

We are all uniquely and individually disgusting. This was brought to my attention on a recent trip to the drug store, when I discovered, en route to the candy aisle from the shampoo aisle, that there are a lot of really disturbing products out there. So I decided to go back to see what else I could find. Turns out there was a lot of stuff to work with — mostly found on bottom shelves…

Network TV is Dead

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…

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