New “Dead Island” Official Announcement Trailer Does Slow-Mo Rewind [VIDEO GAME]

If you are anything like me then you absolutely love merking zombies. There is no better feeling than putting a shotty right up to a zombie’s domepiece and saying Sayonara. Well you can do exactly that in Techland’s new first person, zombie shooter, “Dead Island“. The game is set in the Palms Resort, in fictional Banoi, located off the coast of Papua New Guinea. A young girl and her family are on vacation when a vicious, zombie outbreak occurs. After watching the trailer, if you don’t want to avenge this little girl and her family then something is seriously wrong with you! Be ready on Sept. 6th for the release.

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Take Workout Advice From A 10-Year-Old Trainer [VIDEO]

Are you a young adult feeling fat and flabby, and just want to get fit? Well look no further C.J. Senter is a 10-year-old workout trainer who’s ready to help. Uhhh what? Yeah, the kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet but, you should totally take his workout advice. With moves like “The Chase”, “The Powerjack”, and “The Shredder” you are guaranteed to get diesel as s**t and/or laugh your ass off because a 10-year-old is giving you workout advice.

Something tells us this “kid” is actually one of those 35 year old dudes from Cuba or some other country where birth certificates are scarce.

Anyway, if the whole idea isn’t enough to make you watch, his fat friend will help you with that decision. Right from the gate, he opens up with “Hey I’m Christopher, and I’m overweight.” Yes, I can tell you are, you f*cking man-child. Check out the video below.

5 Most Epic Rap Battles Of History [VIDEOS]

What do Adolf Hitler, Abe Lincoln, and the Easter Bunny all have in common? They straight up kill while rocking on the mic in their rap battles. The people behind Epic Rap Battles of History take some of the most famous, historic figures and, well, have them rap battle. With Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking, Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler, and Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris you are bound to find one that strikes your historical, verse-spitting fancy. Check out the battles below.

Tempe12 Has 67 Hot Reasons To Transfer To ASU [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

If haven’t noticed recently, Tempe12 models have been showing COED a lot of love. Apparenlty, we turn them into sex panthers, which is pretty sweet. Of course, we love ‘em right back. What makes us love ‘em? Well, these aren’t just any hot chicks, they’re the real deal – all Tempe12 models must be enrolled at ASU and maintain a minimum GPA of at least a 3.0. I’ve had the opportunity to see, and yes even talk to, some of these girls and let me tell you, they do not disappoint. Check out a behind the scenes video from their casting call in April and 60+ pics of their hottest models below. Be on the lookout for more scorching hot Tempe12 features in the coming weeks!

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Dudes Dance To Dubstep Via Magical Headphones [VIDEO]

With its hard, murderous bass and insane highs and lows, dubstep really could be the low down, dirtiest genre of music out there. I know from personal experience, as it’s the reason for my sudden entry into puberty. The guys in this video seem to understand the power of dubstep after they pick up what appears to be a simple pair of headphones. By the way, the song you hear in the video is “Louder”- DJ Fresh (Doctor P & Flux Pavilion Remix).

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The 4 Most Epic Meals From The Epic Meal Time Guys [VIDEOS]

Any meal you have ever made I guarantee you these crazy, Canadian bastards will top it. Making their debut in 2010, the EpicMealTime guys have put together some of the wildest, meatiest, and most alcohol fueled meals out there. Some have reached in upwards of 100,000 calories. For one damn meal! Common ingredients include pounds and pounds of cheese, Jagermeister, vodka, beer, large quantities of fast food, and of course, BACON. Check below for their most insane food videos.

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

Check this: Cornish Hen inside of Chicken inside of Duck inside of a Turkey – then the turkey is sewed shut with craploads of Bacon. Then the cooked “Turkey” is placed inside of a pig, which is also sewed up. The pig is smoked and the whole time they’re drunk. Sounds pretty TurBaconEpic to me. Stick THAT in your turducken, John Madden!

Breakfast of Booze (It gets you drunk)

This breakfast has got to be the best way to get over a hangover ever. It includes (but is not limited to at all) Bacon Cream Cheese French Toast Dumplings, Pancake Wrapped Cream Cheese Stuffed Sausage Deep Fried in Beer Batter, Chocolate Chip Bacon Beer Waffles, and over 12 seconds of hard pouring from a Jack Daniels handle. Not videotaped is the pooping that occurred after this meal.

Chili Four Loko

An important highlight in this video is that one of these dudes drinks the real Four Loko (not that p*ssy shit without the fun chemicals) out of a cup made of bacon. These guys are on a whole other level. That same dude eats some gnarly chili with a paddle. They almost *almost* make me take back what I’ve said about Canadians in the past.

Cheesy Grilled Cheese Tower

DeadMau5 decided to hang with these loons for a meal. They stack together a 12 Decker Bacon Grilled Cheese thats soaked in cheesy batter then deep-fried. I can honestly say I’ve never heard such a hard beat drop when food is being eaten. “Hater you can’t stop this sh*t. You’re too stupid. And too meek.” Plus, how the f*ck do they get these hot girls to eat this stuff?

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33 Sexiest Celebrity MILFS [PHOTOS, POLL]

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll below!

Brooke Burke

Halle Berry

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Cindy Crawford

Vanessa Marcil

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Heidi Klum

Denise Richards

Angelina Jolie

Vanessa Williams

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Demi Moore

Kate Hudson

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Christina Milian

Sofia Vergara

Jessica Alba

Jenny McCarthy

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Gwyneth Paltrow

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Julia Roberts

Amanda Peet

Charisma Carpenter

Kate Beckinsale

Elle MacPherson

Naomi Watts

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Katie Holmes

Nelly Furtado

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Jaime Pressly

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Bridget Moynahan

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Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Kate Moss

Paz Vega

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Salma Hayek

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Jennifer Garner

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Reese Witherspoon

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Gisele Bundchen

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10 Images You Should NEVER Search For On Google [NSFW]

While Google Images is indeed the one of mankind’s greatest inventions, and the leading cause of low workplace productivity, the search engine can be a cruel mistress given to sudden moments of vicious caprice. An innocuous image search can inexplicably result in a web page rife with the grossest, most horrifying pictures known to man, leaving you to explain to passing co-workers or family members what the hell you’re looking at! But which things should you never, under any circumstance, search for in a public setting? Find out by checking out COED’s list of 10 things you shouldn’t search for on Google images! WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LIST IS  NSFW!

1) Lesion

2) Steve Buscemi

3) Third Degree Burn

4) Nicole Bass

5) Goiter

6) Scat Lovers

7) Special Fried Rice

8) Pain Olympics

9) Tub Girl

10) Blue Waffle Disease

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31 Posters That’ll Have You Laughing To Osama bin Laden’s Death [PHOTOS]

We all know it. We all love it. They finally killed that bastard Osama Bin Laden. People are cheering everywhere. Troops stormed into his heavily guarded mansion and engaged in a crazy firefight. Which ended with some dead terrorists, a woman(who was used as a human shield, like WTF terrorists) and Osama getting a fat bullet to his domepiece. These soldiers have to be so jacked up right now it’s unreal. Meanwhile the rest of us can cheer and laugh in Terrorism’s face. AMERICA, #WINNING!

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Tempest Freerunning Academy [VIDEO]

Freerunning is a form of urban acrobatics in which the participants, known as freerunners, use city and rural landscapes to perform insanely, difficult movements to get from Point A to Point B in an aesthetically pleasing manner. The guys over at the Tempest Freerunning Academy made this sick video to celebrate the Grand Opening of their new Los Angeles based training center. You might remember them from their appearance on Conan a while back. The video starts out with a hot chick then features a Super Mario Brothers inspired set. These guys know how to flip out.

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The 5 Highest Blood Alcohol Levels Ever Recorded

“The liver is evil and we must punish it!” This is the motto these following people live(d) by. They drank their liver into oblivion. Punishing it like a red-headed step child. Blackout doesn’t even begin to describe the state of mind they were in. Alcohol-induced coma would be a better fit. To put things in perspective, 3 Four Lokos and 5 Beers put yours truly at .32%. So, WTF did these people drink? Find out below!

5) 0.914%

In Plovdiv, Bulgaria a man was admitted to the hospital after getting smashed by a car. The doctors smelled the massive amounts of alcohol on his breath and breathalyzed him on the spot. Of course, they thought their equipment was malfunctioning and proceeded to test him five more times all with the same result: WASTED!

4) 0.976%

In Bourg-en-Bresse, French police gave some dude a breath test after he lost control of his car. Turns out the guy was way way drunk. He ended up losing his license and paying a fine of € 150. Lose control of car, lose license, Frenchie.

3) 1.024%

A homeless Polish man was found sleeping and half naked on the streets in the dead of winter. Seriously, the temperature was -10°C. Cops breathalyzed sleeping beauty and got a 1.024%. Wonder how he paid for all that?

2) 1.400%

A woman was found dead in Paso Robles, California. The autopsy showed that her B.A.C. was 1.400%. She died simply of organ failure. At least she went out in style.

1) 1.480%

Not to be outdone by the last girl, a man in Wroclaw, Poland got in a car accident. His B.A.C. at the time was 1.480%. Freaking 1.480% of that man’s blood was alcohol. A coworker told the investigators that the man funneled pure grain alcohol he obtained from his place of work, a chemical plant. He survived that B.A.C. record, but died later from wounds sustained from the accident.

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The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can’t because you’re a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall – KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

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