Jurassic Park IV: Worst (Best?) Plot Ever!

After years of anticipation (not really), the creative team over at Universal Pictures have leaked crucial information involving the plot of the new Jurassic Park film due in 2008 – and it’s a doozy.

The folks over at Bloody-Disgusting have reported that Jurassic Park IV‘s storyline “…is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.”

FINALLY! The holy and all-too-uncommon union of Velociraptors and various weaponry – machetes, M-16s, crossbows, rayguns, flamethrowers, penis-pumping condoms, other dinosaurs, pogs, rotting vegetables – battling for the government has been properly filled.
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