I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.

Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performance at the VMAs, Brit has been an overexposed part of pop-culture that we cannot run away from…no matter how hard we try.

So, Blackout: it’s low-energy, manufactured trash. To hate Britney Spears the Person is commonplace and expected; but hating Britney Spears the Artist – “artist” has never sounded so poor – sparks violent criticism from the lowest depths of the music-listening community: teenyboppers. (more…)

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“Yadnus” is off !!!’s album Myth Takes (2007).

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer!

I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now that it’s up and running, feast your eyes and taste buds on the future of pizza.

VIDEO: Fastest. Stripper. Ever. (Notice I only said fastest.)

I can barely carve an eye into a pumpkin, let alone the Death Star.

The family that drinks together, sinks together.

Somebody wanted a pony really bad. Somewhere in Scotland a Pixie is loose.

And the Minnesota Timberwolves wonder why they came up short against the Indiana Pacers.

Amy Fischer has a sex tape in circulation. Yeah, I forgot who she was too.

Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that America’s Oldest Brewery provides.

Similar to Coors in its smoothness Yuengling is a staple of Northeastern frat-parties and post-college keggers. Its neutral taste hardly offends, with decent head and a nice honey-grain finish. Guys and gals alike love Yuengling.

Comparable to Corona in value, Yuengling is cheap enough to buy in bulk yet quality enough to pass off as “good beer.” (You know what I mean: “Hey, I don’t feel like drinking canned sh*t – can you pick up some good beer?”)

Experts in the beer-drinking field (read: alcoholics) tend to call Yuengling a “lawnmower beer,” perfect for outdoor drinking while doing heavy-duty yard work. While I can’t say that I’ve knocked back a case while operating heavy machinery, I have sipped one while taking out the trash – does that count?

Still, I must admit: Yuengling’s low alcohol content takes it down a half-notch in overall…drinkability? Yes, drinkability. (more…)

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.

Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure – not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. (more…)

This is what happens when noise-rock duo Lightning Bolt (one of the best bands recording today) meets the Muppet collective:

Isn’t Animal a dead-ringer for LB drummer Brian Chippendale?

“Dracula Mountain” is on Lightning Bolt’s seminal album, Wonderful Rainbow (2003).

To celebrate the fine tradition of Halloween we here at COED have compiled the best sites for ghost stories and other paranormal activities that have spooked out people for ages.

Prepare to get freaked the f*** out.

Haunted Libraries in the U.S.

Bookish-types beware: studying for your midterm just got scarier.

The Scole Experiment

What do you get when four psychic researchers conduct various tests in a mysterious village? You get “The Scole Experiment.” (more…)

Comedian Louis CK explores the boundless world of animation:

Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering?

Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.

The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!

VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.

Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher – with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.

Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.

You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.

Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.