Truth of The Dorm Room Casino

The dorm room has transformed from a place to sleep to underground organized gambling rings. You find students playing high stakes Texas Hold’em poker tournaments for one hundred dollar cash buy ins, wagering on games of rock paper scissors, and even placing dollar bets on a good old fashion game of heads or tails. Read more

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.

If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.

Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Do’s:

1) Do make sure that the plastic funnel is securely fastened to the plastic hose via a heavy-duty plumbers hose clamp. The idea is to get the beer in you, not on you.

2) Do make sure to frequently stop by the urinal and piss your brains out so you are ready for the next round, it will empty your stomach, make you less bloated and in turn decrease your chance of puking.

3) Do start out with a light beer such as, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coor’s Light so your stomach does not explode like your first orgasm. Read more

Make Your Dorm Room Hot Babe Friendly

Here are some tips to create a hot babe friendly dorm room. A socially stimulating dorm room during the day can lead to one hell of an after party under your covers by night.

Follow these rules and transform your boring dorm room into the ultimate bachelors pad you have always dreamed. Read more