The Baby Diaper Mustache (NSFW)

Opie from The Opie & Anthony Show has to deliver on a promise to make a “baby diaper mustache” when Rich Vos shows up with a dirty diaper.

Will “Super High Me” Justify Smoking Pot?

Taking a note from the Morgan Spurlock School of Thought, comedian (and weed enthusiast) Doug Benson will release Super High Me, a documentary of his life on a 30-day pot bender, and 30 days without it. The early results are very positive, depending on your outlook.

Check out the trailer after the jump. Read more

Sharper Image Needs to Sell Everything

For Christmas I got a Sharper Image giftcard from my girlfriend’s parents. $100 is not too shabby, but at Sharper Image, that isn’t enough to get anything good. SO I have been saving up. I work at a bar up here in Highland Falls, and pull in an extra couple hundred a week flirting with more middle-aged cougars than you could find on the Discovery Channel. Then those f**kers did the unimagineable. They now refuse to honor gift cards! How in the hell can they do that!? Is that even legal?!

Here is my issue from an Accounting 102 perspective. A gift card is a liability – it is similar to debt. Customers buy gift cards with the understanding of cashing them in for merchandise at a later time. When a company defaults or refuses to pay its debts – the companies assets are distributed to those who it owes outstanding debts. I am not saying that I should be allowed to ransack a Sharper Image store for $100 worth of high-tech crap, but no more should they be allowed to keep my $100. I mean WTF?!

Either way, those douchbags at Sharper Image are having a firesale at a bunch of locations. They are even going to liquidate some products online. Be careful, they may decide to charge you $100 extra and be like – “Eh…f**k it, it’s ours now!”

COED Music Video: The Roots “Get Busy”

The Future is Now: Solar Robot Mower

With recent automotive and sexual breakthroughs in technology, we are finally on pace to live in a true blue (neon blue) futuristic society, impending apocalypse be damned.

Mowing the lawn as a child is a rite of passage, passed down through several generations of Americans that prize green, well-trimmed grass more than raising a family To sport the greatest looking lawn is to live out the American Dream; when its condition is less than stellar, you might as well leave town before the neighborhood chases you out.

But wait! Help is on the way – solar-powered robot help.

If you have ever dreamed of a robot tending your garden (I’m sure most of you have), your fantasy is now a reality. Husqvarna has developed a solar powered robot lawn mower (!!!!) that’s virtually silent and can be programmed to mow at your discretion. Once the robot is done the task at hand (it works on a 40-minute charge), it will return to its charge base…on its own.

This is what £2,000 ($4,000) will buy you. Your move, Japan…

Watch the Robot Mower in action after the jump! Read more

Proof That Japanese TV is Amazing

Brew Review: Modelo Especial

I cannot for the life of me understand why Modelo Especial gets a bad rap. Sure, the squat bottled brew isn’t the finest Mexican beer on the market, but it is the most popular – and with good reason. Cheap and refreshing, Especial is stable as a table in drinking terms.

The usual formalities that go into beer reviewing don’t fare well with Modelo Especial, as it pours a typical shade of gold with decent head that fizzles quickly. The scent is grassy and grainy, giving me ‘late nite’ summer vibes, when outdoor drinking is the season’s theme.

Speaking of summer, one can see why this beer is underrated (misunderstood?), as its charms are almost exclusively set for the hottest months of the year. Its taste is straight up anti-firewater, a sweet malt flavor that acts as a cleaning agent for spicy palettes. If we’re talking about beers to pair up with spicy food, not many budget brews beat Especial.

But the truth? It’s merely ok, which is fine. And good.

Modelo Especial stats:

Smells like: hot sticky summer nights

Tastes like: sweet sticky summer nights

Alcohol content: 4.40%, which is plenty for this watery blend

MLB 2K8 is Hyper Technical, But Worth the Effort

I can’t lie: sports games have become far too technical in the past few years. I remember when Bases Loaded and RBI Baseball, the two pillars of baseball gaming, were so advanced that I thought the next evolutionary step would be virtual reality. Twenty years later (!), sports titles have lifelike character models, photorealistic stadiums, Nobel Prize-worthy physics and enough options to make the most temperamental person die of excitement. In short, they’re technical as f***.

When will these companies even attempt to balance skills with simplicity, without being overtly cute or dumbed down? In the sports gaming world – and in the FPS world, come to think of it – you’re either part of the elite or left in the dust. That is sooooooo not fair, guys!

With MLB 2K8, the 2K Sports team has updated the expected (rosters, graphics, minor gameplay tweaks) while testing out a few new options, mostly reserved for stats geeks and hardcore players.

Great news for veterans, distressing for newbies. Read more

Mentos Boosts Confidence With Ladies

As this intense commercial shows Mentos definitely boosts your confidence around girls.

Will Arnett Human Giant Sex Tape

A sneak preview sketch from Season 2 of MTV’s Human Giant:

Season 2 of Human Giant premieres Tuesday, March 11th at 11pm.

Hangboarding: Tubing for the “Extreme” Crowd

While searching high and low for any “happenings” online, I stumbled onto extreme sports latest sensation, Hangboarding. It’s like this: you deck yourself out in plenty of unnecessary gear, strap yourself to a makeshift harness attached to a hang-gliding type thingy and you’re off…sliding with the same speed and intensity as a deflating snow-tube.

When did tubing become too passe for extreme dudes? This whole Hangboarding phenomenon makes no sense. It looks as extreme as staying indoors, reading Chaucer and listening to Morrissey.

Sound Check: Nine Inch Nails – “Ghosts I-IV”

Following the blueprint laid down by Radiohead late last year, Nine Inch Nails have released Ghosts I-IV, a 4-disc instrumental album, without the (full) aid of a major label. A digital download gives you the first nine tracks free of charge; for $5 the entire set is yours. A deluxe version is available for the hefty price of $300, but let’s not go there just yet – how is the music?

Digesting a 4-disc instrumental set in one day, let alone in one sitting, is a tall order – but that’s what I’m here for, fair readers. I am here to hear – here, here.

Less ambient and more mid-90s cold wave soundtrack, Ghosts I-IV is a necessary departure from Trent Reznor’s angsty tendencies. This time around, all his gloom is distilled into instrumentals, which range from the burrs and twitches of NIN’s industrial flirtations (think The Fragile) to quick bursts of avant noise, albeit tame for the genre. Wolf Eyes this is not. Read more

Meet and Greet Scarlett Johansson For a Few Thousand Dollars

UK-based Oxfam International knows when the stars donate to charity, a deal must be struck. Celebrity charity thrives on doing good deeds in public – so what better way to strut your selflessness than to sell yourself on eBay?

Scarlett Johansson, love of my life, is offering up a meet and greet for a lucky fellow who decides to pony up enough cash for a good cause. And by good cause, I mean hooking up with Scarlett Johansson, which will never happen, but hey – it’s for charity too. Read more

The Teabag Incident

McLovin, also known as Christopher Mintz-Plasse, stars in The Teabag Incident.