Get Stoned with Tom Cruise…Purple

Hey kids…wanna get high? I have every strain of marijuana you could ever ask for — Hawaiian Kush, Northern Lights, Tom Cruise Purple…what’s that? You’ve never taken a toke of Tom?

Tom Cruise Purple is all the rage these days, although the actor’s people aren’t too happy about its namesake. I don’t know why, though — Cruise should be so honored to have a marijuana strain named after him and his likeness (read: completely batsh*t).

I’m not sure if I would like being trapped in the maniacal brain of a Scientologist, but I would sample the celebrity strains after the jump if they were on the market. Read more

Sickest Beer Pong Skills Ever

Dude needs to be featured on every late night talk show at the very least, and become the international representative of beer pong at the most:

Hot Blonde Gets Rid of One Night Stand

A seriously hot blonde demonstrates a very simple way to get rid of a guy from the night before.

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The Roots’ Collabo With Fall Out Boy Falls Apart

“Birthday Girl,” a song recorded by The Roots with Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump on vocals, has been taken off the hip-hop group’s upcoming album, Rising Down, due to the collabo sticking out like a sore thumb amongst heavier songs. After hearing the song — an autopilot riff, lyrics that are sing-songy and aloof — I can understand why, seeing The Roots’ drummer Questlove has said Rising Down is “the most incendiary, political album of our career to date.”

Yeah…incendiary and political this is not. Then again, would you have wanted it to be?

It’s not my exact taste, but if it’s up your alley, up the alley you go:

“Short Circuit” Remake In the Works

Number Five – Johnny Five, to be exact – is alive.

The news of a Short Circuit remake has been making the rounds, and most people seem to be optimistic, rather than rolling their eyes at the prospect of another retread.

Maybe it’s because Short Circuit is the best movie ever. Seriously: how many movies feature a wise-cracking robot, Steve Guttenberg and a wacky Indian programmer? Read more

100 MPH Line Drive Off Head

Notre Dame baseball pitcher Wade Korpi takes a line drive off the head. The radar gun picked it up off the bat at 100mph.

Wii Are Getting Bored: Nintendo Sales Up, Quality Third-Party Releases Down

It’s the moment I feared: Nintendo Wii, like the GameCube before it – and the Nintendo 64 before that! – has reached a point where selling consoles to their demographic has hit a consistent peak without releasing any noteworthy games, outside of first-party titles.

First off, let me admit to being a Nintendo ‘fanboy,’ whatever that means. I align with the style and ingenuity of their titles, and think their idea of what gaming should be about – a surreal experience that’s fun without being too complicated – is sincere. With that said, all titles that fall outside of their quality imprint fall short. Far too many weak, cash-in ports plague the system, and their stable of AAA franchise revivals lacks inspiration at times. What the Big N needs is a SNES-like revival of equal parts quality and quantity – but can that happen within their niche market? Read more

COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship Game

Sure if the sexiness of a team’s cheerleaders guaranteed championships then the UCLA basketball team wouldn’t have been knocked off in the Final 4 and there’s a good chance they could defeat a bipartisan McCain-Obama ticket to take the White House this November – in other words… UCLA has the sexiest cheerleading squad in all of sports.

With that said Kansas and Memphis will square off tonight in the NCAA Basketball Championship Game so lets take a look at how their “spirit squads” match up.

Check out “Cheerleaders of the NCAA March Madness Championship Game” after the jump! Read more

Lollapalooza 2008 Lineup Announced

Lollapalooza’s lineup has been officially announced!

As expected, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West and Nine Inch Nails are the main attractions at the festival, with Wilco, The Raconteurs, Bloc Party, Cat Power, Stephen Malkmus, Gnarls Barkley and The Go! Team being the show’s quality mid-levelers.

Live (albeit less publicized) performances by Battles, Spank Rock, Chromeo and Girl Talk are worth mentioning as well, as their live sets are not to be missed.

View the full list of performers at the 2008 Lollapalooza right here.

Five “Emo” Albums That You Shouldn’t Be Ashamed of Loving and Owning

Even with the lack of creative input in pop and the questionable ethics of gangsta rap, “emo” is the dirtiest word in music, a plague upon the ears to those who loathe strained voices and restrained, introverted subject matter. Still, all is not whine and die in the much maligned genre.

When not exploited for narcissistic self-regard, emo is simply emotional music, its intensity drawn from the makers as opposed to rock cliches. Of course, even that aspect has been pillaged – watered down offerings by today’s popular pretenders solidify this – but the following bands, under the wide umbrella term of emo (screamo, emocore, etc.) toe the line between resilient and righteous. These releases could very well be the olive branch between emo kids and their opposition.

Let’s hold hands and sob after the jump. Read more

Hillary’s F*cking Obama!

Great remix of the Sara Silverman / Ben Affleck song, Hillary is F*cking Obama!

Men in Scandinavia Love to Show Off Their Mustang Skinline Jeans

I hate the Internet so hard sometimes.

Why are Scandinavian dudes uploading videos of themselves wearing Mustang Skinline Jeans, the absolute worst jeans in history…why is this guy in the shower with them on…what the f*** is going on?? Somebody help me. Is anybody out there? I feel so lost and alone.

This is by far the most homoerotic post in COED history. I have no clue why these videos exist, but they do – and they’re wrong. They’re morally incorrect and make no sense.

Coming Soon: Super Pii Pii Brothers?!

Either this is a very well-conceived prank just in time for April Fools, or the most outta control video game I’ve seen in years, if not ever.

Japan has always been a bastion for odd games and products, but Super Pii Pii Brothers, a game where players strap a Wiimote to their crotch and attempt to keep their ‘flow’ in the toilet bowl, is the most insane and hilarious games since the inimitable Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, endearingly known as that game where you put a finger up a plastic a**. Yeah…Japan is pretty rad. Read more

Skittles “Piñata” Commercial