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Name: Johnson
School: Florida
Website: http://jlfeeley.wordpress.com

The 8 Types of People Who Need Corrupting

November 11, 2011 by Johnson - Florida  

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There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun. Here’s my list of targets who need a little corruption in their lives.

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Been Pimpin’ Since Infancy: History’s Youngest Rulers

November 4, 2011 by Johnson - Florida  

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November 4th is King Tut Day. On this day in 1922, his tomb was discovered. While most cokeheads perk up at the mention of Tutankhamun, the 18th Century pharaoh was mostly known for being young as sh*t when he assumed dominion. When you think of Kings, Emperors, Presidents, Czars; these titles invoke visions of distinction, maturity, grey hair, and arthritis.  Leadership and power have a tendency to develop with age and experience.  However, there have been anomalies to this stream of succession.  In honor of today (11/4) being King Tut Day, here’s a list of rulers that ran an Empire after getting their dose of Saturday morning cartoons.

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