Guess The Celebrity Cleavage!

• Guess the celebrity cleavage!

• O’Reilly ambushes Snooki

• Catch up with Katy Perry

• Megan Fox looks really really good

• Top 10 American Idol scandals

• Jennifer Aniston shows major skin here

• Can you believe she lost Miss America?

Holly Madison vs. Crystal Harris: Who Ya Got?

• Holly Madison vs. Crystal Harris…it’s on

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• This is why we still watch the Daily Show

• Is she faking it?

• Guess who is wearing a bikini????

• Some bro philosophy for you

• Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s playdate?

• Bob Saget is going the porn producer route now

• Hahahahaha

Watch A Drunk Redneck Get Arrested

• Nothing like watching a drunk redneck get arrested

• A show for guys who like seeing people punch each other

• Check out these stars stripping for charity

• If only she was still blind you might actually still have a chance

• An awards show you’re actually going to want to watch

• She’s looking red hot

• Someone is single and ready to mingle

• Crazy flash flood video

• This is amazing

• 6 Tips to enduring this cold ass winter

The Dude ‘Abides’ at Number One

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• This makes me sick

• Movie myths about sex

• What’s the worst sex advice you’ve ever gotten?

• Someone’s looking sexy again!

• Meet the creepiest college mascots

• This is a must-have for 2011

• Is she hot…or just a hot mess?

Mad Men’s January Jones Strips Down

• January Jones strips down

• 19 presents that won’t get you laid

• The most ridiculous video you’ll ever see

• He gets away with everything

• The secret to good sex

• Hot stars getting hot on the beach

• So you wanna get kinky?

• 20 greatest celebrity mugshots

• The murder of Yogi Bear

• Here’s what gets her off

Brett Farve Sent Cock-Shots to Jenn Sterger? [56 Photos]

Brett Farve is about to get a few more minutes in the spotlight, despite “retiring” earlier this week. Jenn Sterger, known primarily for being busty, claims that Farve sent her cock shots when she was a reporter and he was a member of the Jets. Even though they never hooked up, this still makes Farve a potential candidate for the “skeezy athletes who cheat on their wives” club.

The 10 Things Guys Look at on the Internet

•  The 10 things guys look at on the internet

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• the hottest photos of Olivia Munn

• this was a great idea…

The 7 Worst Places to Meet Women

Typically speaking, women are mentally unstable. Any guy that has to sit through more than five minutes of Real Housewives of New Jersey can attest to that. That’s why it’s so important in this day and age of E-Harmony meet-ups and Match.com gangbangs, that men be extra cautious about how they meet women. Avoid these places and you might just be able to find someone who is sane, normal, and unlikely to murder you in your sleep.

1. Outside a Bar – There’s no rational reason to hang around outside a bar. The second you see someone leaning nonchalantly against the outside bar wall, get on guard (especially if she’s not smoking). Odds are that she’s under 21, she’s illegally stalking someone inside, or she’s ramping up for a tear-filled phone call that will result in her losing at least one friend.

2. High School – C’mon you’re just asking for trouble if you’re cruising around the high school parking lot looking for bored girls on their study hall break. Forget jail time, you’re looking at some serious sexting drama complete with having to listen to complaints about how the last Twilight film was too short. And don’t even get me started on how awkward it will be when you have to point out she has something stuck in her braces.

3. The Mall – Whether you’re thinking of picking up chicks walking around shopping or picking up chicks handing out free samples in the mall, you’re thinking wrong. Nothing good comes from meeting girls outside of Hot Topics. Exception to this rule: You’re starring in a John Hughes movies from the 1980s.

4. WebMd Forum – Yeah at first it’s kinda cute that you met via the Irritable Bowel Syndrome chat room. But then the cuteness fades off when you’re stuck living with someone with major clinical problems that are not only gross, but capable of taking away all your pity attention. Romantic double dates suddenly turn into an awkward competition where you’re trying to out symptom each other.

5. Men’s Room- Girls who just can’t control themselves long enough to wait in line for the ladies room are bad news from the start. I mean we’re talking about women who are so out of touch with their bodies that they don’t realize they have to pee until it’s emergency -go-go-go-I’ll-pee-in-a-urinal-whatever-time. Think she’s cute and spontaneous now — just wait until you see all the other out-of-touch and wacky decisions shes makes.

6. A funeral – Forget having respect for the recently deceased. This is more about staying away from someone with such limited boundaries that she would gladly and shamelessly flirt with you at a graveyard. I guess she might look great in black, but how is she going to look when she’s she’s on trial for murdering you a few years down the line because she met someone hotter at her uncle’s memorial service.

7. A family reunion – It doesn’t matter how far removed you are or if she’s your tenth cousin. Nothing good will come of interbreeding. Can you imagine how awkward the wedding will be when everyone realizes that the groom’s family and the bride’s family are one in the same.

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Naomi Campbell Didn’t Beat Anyone With The World Cup Trophy!

There’s no fairytale more magical than the one about Naomi Campbell: the mentally unstable supermodel who uses her good looks and irrational temper to scare everyone into letting her do cool things like unveil the World Cup Trophy Case. Luckily for the World Cup people, there were no stairs involved because everyone knows that crazy people only use ramps when doing promotional events. And even more luckily for them, none of the World Cup sexy superfans showed up to take away Naomi’s attention.

Miami University Sorority Girls Enjoy Destruction

The partying skills of the sorority girls at Miami University of Ohio put any drunken spring break girls gone wild to shame.  Rather than dancing at their formal, they chose to get wildly intoxicated and destroy the premises with all kinds of bodily fluids imaginable. While they might have had fun ruining their repuations, their national sorority chapter gave them a punishment worse than any drunk shaming.  Even though they’re no longer welcome in their national sorority, we’re pretty sure they’ll be very welcome on to the 2011 list of top party schools.

The 8 Friends You Avoid

Is there anything more annoying than having to avoid a friend that you hate? It’s like stop calling me everyday and messaging me on Facebook all the time and showing up in my bedroom when I’m sleeping. No matter how mean you are or how many times you send out restraining orders, these are the friends that keep clawing their way back into our lives.

1. The Clinger
The clinger’s ability to latch on to you and never ever let go puts any reoccurring STD to shame. He’s running next to you at the gym, he’s ordering shots next to you a the bar, and he’s lathering right alongside you as your shower. Your subtle text messages, “do not come over tonight under any circumstances or I will torture and mutilate your body” don’t seem to have any impact on his willingness to always be right by your side.

2. The Pauper
The pauper actually gets herself off on complaining about being poverty-stricken, despite being comfortably middle class. It’s hard to avoid her since she’s been sleeping on your couch for the past 6 months – it’s not like she afford rent on top of going out every night. She’ll not only make you feel guilty about doing any shopping outside of the dollar store, but she’ll also make you feel like a complete a-hole for hesitating when she asks you to pick-up her bar tab, buy her new shoes, and get her a year-long Match.com membership.

3. The Millionaire
The millionaire not only inherited a gazillion dollars from his parents, but he also made a ton of money when he invented some kind of magnetically powered dildo that spoons after sex. He likes nothing more than to literally light a fire and burn money right in front of your eyes.  When he’s not using dollar bills as his personal toilet paper stash, he’s practicing condescending looks for when he encounters people who spend less than $150 on white undershirts.

4. The Ego Maniac
The Ego Maniac booked such a long power trip that you’re not sure that he’ll make it back in time to start his year-long expedition riding on the world’s highest horse. He doesn’t brush his teeth or walk down the stairs without calling you to tell you how well he did it. Needless to say, he’s not at all interested in your life unless he can somehow figure out how spin the recent death of your grandmother into a story of how the Starbucks barista complimented him on his coffee ordering skills.

5. The Planner
The planner is the ringleader of incredible fun and unforgettable good times within your group of friends. Or so she thinks in her head as she manically pencils in lunch dates and Facebook chat sessions six months from now. Everyone else refers to her as the Nazi that made you sleep on the sidewalk for a week while you waited in line for concert tickets that didn’t even sell out.

6. The Complainer
The complainer alternates between wallowing around in self pity and sighing until someone finally asks what’s wrong. And something is always wrong. His computer froze for 6 minutes at work or everyone keeps chanting Eeyore whenever he speaks or God forbid – his shoelace came untied when he was walking.

7. The Klepto
Forget leaving your wallet with her while you go to the bathroom or letting her spend time alone in your apartment unsupervised. The klepto will shamelessly pocket everything that’s not permanently attached to you. It’s absolutely amazing you how many times one of your possessions go missing just as the klepto finds the exact same one-of-a-kind item at some store on that street by that corner in that place.

8. The Social Media Junkie
Any amount of time spent with the social media junkie is meticulously recorded on Twitter and Facebook. Jake is meeting up with John. Jake is asking John what is up. Jake is wondering why John always has last minute work calls come whenever they hang out. Jake is so alone.

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7 Reasons to Break Up with a Girl

Most of the time it’s pretty nice to have a girlfriend. Someone to ask about your day, someone to massage your sweaty feet, someone to post embarrassing things on your Facebook wall even though you’ve asked her to seriously stop posting her poems every freaking day. But even the best relationships go bad and it’s important to know when it’s time to end things, cut her loose, change the locks, defriend her on Facebook, start sleeping with her best friend etc.

1. She’s letting herself go – Has she been dabbling in pants with elastic waistbands and “forgetting” to put her contacts in as soon as she wakes up. Well it’s time for you to wake up because she’s letting herself go faster than she convinced you to put both names on the answering machine. There’s no room in this world for two Kirstie Alleys and if she’s already moved on to wearing sweat pants all day, it won’t be long before you’re filming the TLC special “I’m married to the world’s fattest woman.”

2. She’s got a tattoo with your name – Nothing says “we’re going to be together forever and ever” quite like her getting a tattoo with your name on it. Odds are that she’s already plotting out how to accidentally get pregnant and tell you in front of your entire family. Get out before she goes all out and tattoos “this belongs to my boyfriend tommy” on her nether regions.

3. She’s wants to be on a reality show – If she starts insisting that you turn on the camera whenever you’re having sex or a fight, there’s a definite problem. And if you’re already at the point where she’s making you sign releases before you leave the house, it’s probably too late. It’s most likely that there are already hidden cameras taping you as you read this.

4. She has a crazy habit – It’s not at all normal that she collects all your hairs in a little jar and it’s absolutely sociopathic that she kills kittens on the weekend. NO matter how hot/funny/smart/boss’s daughter she is, these quirky little habits are grounds for a break-up, if not for a restraining order. Today she’s alphabetizing the condiments in the fridge, tomorrow she’s killing the neighbor and asking you to help hide the body.

5. She has a bad temper – It’s not a fight if she doesn’t throw at least one cast-iron pan and break your brand new HDTV. You can’t even remember the last time the cops weren’t called during a routine “why did you check out that waitresses” argument. Go stealth on our break-up and sneak out while she’s gone or risk being lorena-bobbited when she sees the suitcases.

6. She has a daily ticket on an emotional roller coaster – One second she’s the happiest person in the entire world and the next second she can’t stop sobbing. She might blame her irrational mood swings on PMS, but you rest assured that she’s just straight up straight-jacket insane. You never know what’s going to make her smile and what’s going to make her bring a toaster into the bathtub.

7. She’s too kinky – You can’t even count how many times you’ve been on the verge of death after another one of her suicide role play games. Even thought you never thought you would be sexed-out, you can’t stand the thought of spending one more night handcuffed to the cat. One time you misunderstood what she was talking about and now every single time you have sex, the cat has to be involved.

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The 6 Stages of Getting Drunk

It wouldn’t be a Friday night if you weren’t insanely trashed and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your work cubicle to this high-speed car chase? And when did someone draw an extremely realistic penis across your face? COED has cracked the secret to figuring out how you went from slowly sipping a beer to walking around the bar drinking the bar’s signature tornado-tini out of a cowboy boot.

Sober All you wanted to do tonight was go home, catch up on your NSFW links, and fall asleep. But your stupid friends dragged you out to happy hour. But seriously you’re just having one beer and going home. And your friends are crazy if they think you’re going to laugh at their jokes and engage in polite conversation.

Buzzed You know what? It’s Friday night and it’s kinda stupid to leave the bar now that your beer goggles are just getting into focus. Why not order a few more beers, take a couple body shots, and find out just how drunk you have to be to willingly take the bearded waitress home.

Drunk Sometime between that last round of shots and dancing on the bar, you’ve become a stand-up comedian and a first-rate politician. When did your jokes start getting so funny and since when did you become so into oil drilling policies. You’re going to do some great and timely Will Ferrell impression as soon as you get back from peeing on your buddy’s car.

Blackout What did you just snort and where are your pants? And most importantly, when did you lose the ability to speak English? In other news, love your new bicep tattoo of you and the bearded waitress getting married.

Clinically Dead That’s a cozy spot in the back alley. Why don’t you just lay down, make yourself comfortable, and sleep it off. And remember whatever happens with the homeless man doesn’t count if you can’t remember it.

Hungover Wow. There’s nothing quite like waking up inside a dumpster on a Saturday morning. A lot of things are pretty blurry right now but you’re pretty sure you got to second base with a raccoon last night.