Spike’s 2010 Video Game Awards Winners [VIDEOS]

This past Saturday, Spike aired the 2010 Video Game Awards. Christmas came early for the gamer in all of us. Despite its historic debut, Call of Duty: Black Ops did not clean house as well as many of you may have expected. Here’s the rundown of winners:

GAME OF THE YEAR

Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

BEST XBOX 360 GAME

Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)

BEST PS3 GAME

God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)

BEST Wii GAME

Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Nintendo / Nintendo)

BEST PC GAME

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (Blizzard Entertainment / Blizzard Entertainment)

STUDIO OF THE YEAR

BioWare

BEST HANDHELD GAME

God of War: Ghost of Sparta (Sony Computer Entertainment / Ready At Dawn Studios)

BEST SHOOTER

Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision / Treyarch)

BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal)

BEST RPG

Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)

BEST MULTI-PLAYER

Halo: Reach (Microsoft / Bungie Studios)

BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 (Electronic Arts / EA Tiburon)

BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME

NBA 2K11 (2K Sports / Visual Concepts)

BEST DRIVING GAME

Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (Electronic Arts / Criterion Games)

BEST MUSIC GAME

Rock Band 3 (MTV Games / Harmonix)

BEST SOUNDTRACK

DJ Hero 2 (Activision / FreeStyleGames)

BEST SONG IN A GAME

Far Away by José González (Red Dead Redemption)

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

BEST GRAPHICS

God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)

BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Chengdu)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE

Neil Patrick Harris as Peter Parker / Amazing Spider-Man (Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions / Activision)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE

Tricia Helfer as Sarah Kerrigan (StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty / Blizzard Entertainment)

BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME

Costume Quest (THQ / Double Fine Productions)

BEST DLC

Red Dead Redemption – Undead Nightmare (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

BEST INDEPENDENT GAME

Limbo (PlayDead)

MOST ANTICIPATED GAME

Portal 2 (Valve / Valve)

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From TUF 1 to TUF 12: The Journey of Josh Koscheck

Tonight, Josh Koscheck will be fighting Georges St. Pierre for the UFC Welterweight championship in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. He’s comfortable being the heel and underdog against arguably the best pound-for-pound fighter on the planet in GSP. After 7 months, the one-sided flame war which started ironically enough in Montreal when Kos said the Pittsburgh Penguins would beat the Canadiens and then he would beat St. Pierre so they (the fans) would lose twice. If I told you he didn’t cross over from WWE but instead made his rise to the top starting on the first season of The Ultimate Fighter, you may be a little hesitant. Five years and a dozen seasons later, Josh Koscheck has come full circle in the MMA world.

Under the coaching of UFC Hall-of-Famer Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell, Koscheck made it all the way to the semifinals where he lost to Diego Sanchez who went on to become the 1st Ultimate Fighter. While on the reality show, his drunken antics sent fellow participant and fan favorite fighter Chris Leben into a rage. Realizing ‘The Crippler’ isn’t someone to mess with when he’s pissed – even if he is half asleep – Josh ran inside and hid. Leben pursued while wreaking havoc on anything that got in his way, including the front door glass and a bedroom door. Critics pointed out that if he had spent more time training and less time staying up late and drinking by the pool, he may have been the one to secure the six-figure contract from the UFC.

It must have been Josh’s lucky day when he got word that the Zuffa brass decided to give him another shot. At the finale, Josh knocked out his opponent. Four months later, Kos submitted another foe which led to the signing of a UFC contract. Since 2006 he’s racked up a 11-3 record with wins over Diego Sanchez, Chris Lytle and Paul Daley. One of his losses came at the hands of the champion, GSP, who he’ll face at UFC 124. The partying has died down and the training has intensified since his first week at American Kickboxing Academy (AKA). The past is just that – the past. Kos understands that everything in the past has prepared him for Saturday night, including his time coaching against the Welterweight Champion on season 12 of The Ultimate Fighter.

At UFC 113, Josh Koscheck dominated the very talented Paul ‘Semtex’ Daley – and talked trash the entire 15 minutes. After the final bell, a frustrated ‘Semtex’ assaulted Kos as he walked away leading to his banishment from the UFC by Dana White. You’d think that would help him garner some love from the fans, but not in Montreal. The winner was to be rewarded with a coaching spot on the 12th season of The Ultimate Fighter and a title shot against Canada’s own son, Georges St. Pierre. Before the fans could digest what had just took place, Kos got on the mic and blasted the crowds hockey team and champion – blasphemy to our neighbors from the north.

For the Pennsylvania native, it’s all been fun and games leading up to 124. To the fighter who needs no nickname to conjure up heat from the crowd, being this close to GSP for an extended period of time meant an opportunity to play mind games with the champ. From blocking in St. Piere’s car and almost smashing his personal medic, to losing all but a few fights as a coach, Koscheck can’t have enough fun.

It’s a great story: Man joins reality show as a contestant and loses. Man works hard and gets contract anyway. Years later returns to reality show as a coach with a title shot on the line at the end. It’s easy to hate a guy who speaks his mind freely but you must acknowledge and respect what he has done in MMA. Does he have what it takes to become only the 3rd man to stop GSP in his professional career? Well, if he fights as well as he talks trash we may have a new champion come Sunday.

Watch UFC 124 Live TONIGHT on PPV.

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5 Better Ways to Spend Your Time Than Watching The Lions Lose on Thanksgiving

No other team in professional sports can claim to be as much a part of an American holiday as can the Detroit Lions with Thanksgiving. When you think of Thanksgiving, you think of annoying relatives and the Lions losing. For 71 years the Thanksgiving Classic has been going on and in that time the pussycats have managed to compile a record boasting 33 wins, 35 loses, and 2 ties. Yes, my football loving brethren, it is indeed against your constitutional rights barring cruel and unusual punishment. It’s bad enough you have to sit at the kiddie table because your more successful brother popped in unexpectedly with his smoking hot girlfriend, but to have to endure another Lions turkey day failure is bogus. Here’s 5 things to do that suck far less.

5.) Play Video Games

Some of the hottest games of the year just hit shelves. Assassin’s Creed, EA Sports MMA, and  Call of Duty: Black Ops are all excellent choices in which to indulge in. Think of this as a time to be thankful for your little cousin who just isn’t as good as you are – or hasn’t had the time to spend with his nerd buddies online talking trash and learning the maps.

4.) Sleep: Black Friday Shopping Starts Early

What? &@%# you! Black Friday isn’t just for chicks and metrosexuals. How do I know this? Open up the sales paper Sparky. How does a 50″ Plasma for under $500 sound? What about a Blu Ray player under $100 or the assortment of $5 dvds?  Get some shut-eye before you go all medieval on the the on the shoppers.

3.) Watch Weekend At Bernie’s on Comedy Central

Another cult-classic from the 80′s, Weekend At Bernie’s should provide enough laughing interest to prevent your grandmother from asking if you have a girlfriend yet.

2.) Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Since 1924 Macy’s has been just like another guest at the feast. It just isn’t the same without watching. The parade is so awesome that Green Day even named one of their songs after it.

1.) Play Backyard Football

Who care’s what’s on tv, SportCenter has your back. Get out the pigskin and toss a TD to dear old dad.  Seriously bro, who’s to say you will ever get this chance again. Enjoy the crisp autumn air and the crunch of the leaves. Don’t worry about the penalty flag for sacking your brother even though it’s two-hand touch.

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Huey Lewis & The News Make Awesome Songs For Movies

Huey Lewis and the News have 19 top-ten singles and have sold over 30 million records worldwide. You might’ve heard their name pop up in American Psycho when Patrick Bateman references their number-one album, Sports. They also had a series of highly successful MTV videos (yes, MTV USED to show music videos at one time). If you’ve been to a hockey game recently, you might’ve heard their song come on after a goal (da-na-na-na-na-na HEY! da-na-na). Here are some other ridiculous achievements and milestones:

• “Sports” (1983) sold 10 million copies in the U.S.
• Won 2 Grammy Awards in 1986, one for Best Music Video and one for Best Pop Performance
• “The Heart of Rock & Roll” was nominated for a Grammy for Record of the Year in 1985
• Won Best International Group at the 1986 British Music Awards
• Recipients of 30 Californian (formerly Bay Area Music) Awards
• All 5 albums released by the band between ’82 and ’91 reached the Top 30 on the Billboard 200 album chart and have been certified either Gold, Platinum, or Multi-platinum

Earlier this month (11/2), they released their night studio album, “Soulsville”, so to commemorate we’re remembering their best songs featured in films.

“I Want A New Drug” – Ghost Busters (1984)

I don’t care what the soundtrack or what the court trial said, Huey Lewis wrote this song and it was ripped off. Think Vanilla Ice vs. David Bowie and Queen.

“In the Nick of Time” – Brewster’s Millions (1985)

Huey wrote the music and words for this forgotten ballad. Patti LaBelle ended up singing it for this movie.

“The Power of Love” – Back to the Future (1985)

This song from the blockbuster movie in 1985 gave the band their first #1 hit. “The Power of Love” the album was nominated for a Grammy Award for Record of the Year in 1986. The song was nominated for an Academy Award in 1986. “Back In Time” wasn’t too shabby either.

“Workin’ for a Livin’” – Big (1988)

Kid can’t ride amusement park ride. Kid wishes to be BIG. Being BIG means you must have a job to pay rent. Kid is now ‘Workin’ For A Living’.

Pineapple Express Theme – Pineapple Express (2008)

Who doesn’t love a good stoner movie theme song?

Here’s to hoping more studios put their talents to good use. They definitely won’t hurt your movie’s place in history.

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UFC 123: Rampage vs. Machida, Hughes vs. Penn

The Motor City is host to quite the Thanksgiving treat – a UFC event that will have everyone talking through the holidays. This is the first time Zuffa has brought MMA back to Detroit or its suburban jewel, The Palace of Auburn Hills since UFC 9 back in 1996. From start to finish, this PPV will be a nice break from mid-season football. Let’s take a look at what’s to come.

Main Event: Rampage Jackson vs. Lyoto Machida

Coming off one of the best-selling films of 2010 and a loss to his rival from The Ultimate Fighter Season 10 and #1 contender Rashad Evans, Quinton Jackson has put in one of his most focused training camps ever. Not being on the red carpets has allowed Rampage to get his head right. Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida had his “era” ended after getting KO’ed and losing his title back in May at the hands of Shogun Rua. Now he’s back to drinking his own urine and ready to get his title back. Styles make fights; Saturday night we’ve got Karate & Counter-Striking vs. Boxing & Powerbombs.

I’m not sure if Jackson is completely ready to walk red carpets and attend movie premieres full-time just yet. Machida is far from done in MMA, but I’m not convinced he’s shaken the cobwebs from his head yet. Jackson steps away from the A-Team, brings his A- game to win and step closer to a title shot.

Rubber Match: Matt Hughes vs. B.J. Penn

These two Hall-of-Famers (Hughes: Official, Penn: It’s gonna happen) split their two previous fights a few years back. This is a rare occasion when the powers that be in Zuffa put a guy coming off of a win against a guy who’s coming off of a loss. Both of these guys have worn the strap, yet they seem to be going in opposite directions. Hughes has won his last three fights, against game opponents might I add. Baby Jay, conversely, has lost 2 straight and 3 of his last 5 including a the time he refused to answer the bell against GSP.

It’s no secret that Hughes wants this fight to end quickly so he can get back into his tree stand. But with Penn as hungry as his is, it’s much easier said than done. I think the winner of this fights will take home the ‘Submission of the Night’ honors.

Joe Lauzon vs. George Sotiropoulos

This fight has the potential to be ‘Fight of the Night’ if Lauzon’s last fight is any indication of how he’ll perform in Motown. Dude Hulked out and went absolutely berserk submitting a Brazilian Jujitsu black belt in 2:01 of round 1. Homey must not have liked the cake his last opponent brought to the weigh-ins’.  Sotiropoulos hasn’t lost since 2006 when he nailed Shinya Aoki in the sack. Most of the fight should take place on the ground with J-Lau securing a win and moving up in the ranks.

Free on Spike: Aaron Simpson vs. Mark Munoz

Once again, Spike and the UFC are giving you, the fan, a couple free fights. Simpson-Munoz is the one I’ll be keeping my eye on. These Middleweights aren’t exactly Anderson Silva caliber fighters, but they know how to put on a good scrap. Don’t worry about who wins or losses, just enjoy two men putting their bodies on the line for your entertainment… and a fat paycheck of course.

The Return of Karo Parisyan

I don’t usually make fun of people with mental problems, and I’m not going to start. This highly talented Judoka has faced more ups and downs than Kim Kardashian’s panties. After testing positive for steroid cocktail, he pulls out from his next fight just days before the event. Dana White unleashed on Twitter and said that you’ll never see him in the UFC again and that he’s %@&$#*! the fans for the last time. Time heals all wounds and Karo has exorcised his demons, at least I think he has but it’s only Sunday night and anything can happen between now and then. Here’s hoping for a successful return for ‘The Heat’.

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The 6 Hottest Chicks That Can Kick Your Ass

Remember that one girl in P.E. with the pug face who could bench 225lbs and had more body hair than you did? You knew she could take you but that didn’t seem to bother you or anyone else because she was ‘one of the guys’. Forget about her – now. These lovely ladies may be easy on the eyes but don’t be mistaken; these hot chicks can kick your ass, too!

Gina Carano

She’s competed in MMA, acted in Hollywood movies, and was even an ‘American Gladiator’. In May 2009, it was announced that Carano was ranked #16 in Maxim‘s Hot 100 list. Don’t let her looks fool you, her only loss in her pro career came to that girl from your high school gym class.

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Erin Toughill

Formerly the #2-ranked 145-pound female fighter in the world according to the Unified Women’s MMA Rankings, Erin Toughill has the skills to twist you like a pretzel and dunk you in chocolate. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound that bad after all.

Check out her photo gallery here.

Kyra Gracie

The last name says it all: Gracie. As part of the legendary Gracie family, Kyra is one of the only women to get a black belt in Brazilian JuJitsu. She’s got over 25 BJJ awards and a body that would make your girlfriend want to get back to Curves.

Check out her photo gallery here.

Michelle Waterson

This bad girl earned the nickname ‘The Karate Hottie’ by breaking faces and hearts. She’s a mixed martial artist and a model – not too shabby. Think you’d like to tap that? Then you’re in luck; Over half of her wins end up with her making her opponents tap out – that’s about you close as you’ll get bro.

Check out her photo gallery here.

LaTasha Marzolla

In what appears to be a great combination of boobs and biceps, Marzolla has made a name for herself inside the cage and out. She’s appeared in numerous Playboy special editions, was named 2004 Model of the Year and even won a few MMA fights. Mess with her and she’ll distract you with her knockers while her fists put you to sleep.

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Miesha Tate

I think it’s safe to ASSume you aren’t even reading this. I’m right, aren’t I? Just a bunch of stupid words below an ass so smokin’, you don’t even care she’s on a 5 fight win streak.

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Watch UFC 122 For FREE on Spike!

Saturday night on Spike tv, the UFC will give you a FREE PPV. Why? Because they love their fans and understand that you’re probably broke from tailgating all season. Here’s what you can expect on this wonderful night of UFC 122.

Nate Marquardt vs. Yushin Okami

Nate “The Great” Marquardt will face off against Yushin Okami in a Middleweight Title Eliminator bout. Nate just fought less than 2 months ago and jumped at the chance to fight again, especially when a #1 contender spot is on the line.  This fight seems one-sided to casual MMA fans, but you should know that Okami does have a win over Anderson Silva.

Jorge Rivera vs. Alessio Sakara

Jorge Rivera, a TUF 4 veteran, beat the living hell out of Nate Quarry his last time out. This dude’s striking was sick that night, landing almost 75% of his punches. I expect him to be just as dominant against Alessio Sakara.

Dennis Siver vs. Andre Winner

Germany’s own son, Dennis Siver, is up against TUF finalist Andre Winner. Besides Clay Guida, I can’t think of a more interesting fighter to watch than Siver. His trademark spinning back kick, when placed properly, is powerful enough to make you sell out your grandma. Just the thought of his highlight reel makes my stomach turn. Watch this fight just to see Andre go from Winner to Loser after being on the wrong side of Siver’s Russian/German foot.

Amir Sadollah vs. Peter Sobotta

I love the UFC and Spike thank you, but c’mon man! They’re practically spoon-feeding The Ultimate Fighter season 7 winner Amir Sadollah. His opponent, whose name I will not mention because you’d just read and think “WTF bro? Who’s that?”  He’s lost both of his fights in the UFC and Amir needs a win – now.

Krzysztof Soszyński vs. Goran Reljic

Krzysztof Soszyński faces Goran Reljic in what should be a back and forth fight.  Both have good stand up and always look to finish. K-Sosz really need to rebound from his Fight of the Night loss to Stephan Bonnar. I wouldn’t doubt if he wins the same honors in Germany wither.

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WEC 52: Faber vs. Mizugaki

In what is to be the second to last official World Extreme Cagefighting event, the lighter weight fighters will have one last go at it in the blue Octagon and the small paychecks. It’s not as intriguing as WEC 51, but is not to say you can skip this event. On November 11th, former and future champions will entertain you for  few hours – for free. Here’s the top 5 reasons to tune in.

The Main Event: Urijah Faber vs. Takeya Mizugaki

Former featherweight champion “The California Kid” Urijah Faber makes his highly anticipated 135-pound debut against Japanese striking sensation Takeya Mizugaki. Although he’s lost three of his last five fights, Faber is always entertaining. This dude embodies the spirit of a warrior and had the balls to continue fighting a few rounds with two broken hands! And your sissy ass whines if you’re asked to help someone move. Oh yeah, that Japanese dude is pretty sick too, only losing 4 times in his 5 year MMA career.

Contenders Collide: Chad Mendes vs. Javier Vazquez

These featherweight contenders collide in a pivotal 145-pound contest. The winner moves incredibly close to a title shot, but who cares about that? The undefeated Mendes’s nickname is  ‘Money Shot’! Vazquez is riding a two fight win streak but his nickname is not nearly as clever. Expect fireworks; these  fighters are out to impress Dana White enough to get a crack at the title. If that’s not enough motivation for the fighters, knowing that the loser will have a much more miserable Thanksgiving should nudge them to get a KO or submission.

Brittney Palmer

Not sure there’s much else I need to add. You’ll get a few glimpses of her strutting her stuff in between rounds. Whet your appetite by checking out our photo gallery.

It Won’t Be Long Before It’s Gone

“Never missed the water till the well went dry – Never missed my baby till she said good-bye”. This memorable line from Usher can teach you a valuable lesson – you don’t miss stuff until it’s too late. After that, you’re left to kick yourself for not appreciating something you should have. The UFC-WEC Merger means you will no longer be getting a free fight card every 6-8 weeks. I think the merger is great for everyone involved including the fans, but it’ll take some time getting used to watching the best ‘little guys’ on the main stage without all the blue.

You Have Nothing Else Going On

Seriously bro, it’s November. It’s cold, maybe even snowing and you’re gonna park your lazy ass on the couch anyway. Why not order pizza, call your bros (think free beer) and have a Guy’s Night In. You can talk all the trash you want and debate the now somewhat realistic ‘Super Fights’ like Jose Aldo vs Bj Penn or Frankie Edgar. Other than the Celtic’s – Heat game (just watch SportsCenter), WEC is by far the best and safest bet to a good time. Make a bet with one of your friends that you’ll see a ‘Money Shot’ tonight or the next round’s on you, again think free beer.

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The 7 Biggest Badass Little People In Entertainment

Eastbound and Down’s second season came to a close Sunday night and one of the brighter spots during its sophomore run had to be the lil’ dude Aaron, played by Deep Roy. He originally served as Kenny’s sidekick then double crossed him. He cut down KP who, though pissed off Aaron f’d him over, admired Aaron’s stone cold persona. Any time the new K-Swiss spokesperson gives you props, that’s badass. Inspired by Aaron’s acts of aggression, we decided to take a look at other bad-ass little people.

Dylan Postl a.k.a. Hornswoggle

This ‘Irish’ dude has taken his share of bumps inside the squared circle and has been linked to Tammy Lynn Sytch and Stacy Kiebler.

Jason Acuna a.k.a. Wee Man

If you know the Jackass franchise, you know Wee Man. His insane stunts and nonchalant attitude have led to him being photographed with a score of beautiful women.

Joseph “Joe C.” Calleja

He was the  J-O-E to the C hoe. He was a  freak hoe call him sick -three foot nine with a ten foot #@%*! From touring with Kid Rock to wrasslin’ in the then WWF – Mr. C was quite an influence.

Verne Troyer a.k.a. Mini Me

At 2′ 8” Verne Troyer is one of the smallest people in the world, but that didn’t stop him from trying to take over the world with Dr. Evil. If that doesn’t make him a badass, maybe his sex tape with Ranae Shrider will.

Stewie Griffin

You’re damn right a fictional cartoon character is on the list.  The Family Guy toddler oozes badass. The only reason he isn’t #1 is because Seth MacFarlane decided to take Stewie from homicidal maniac to fancy nancy boy.

The Half Pint Brawlers

Think ECW meets Jackass. These lil’ daredevils put life and limb on the life when they tour the county wreasslin’ in bars and civic centers. To hold the number one spot on the list of badasss little people was earned by these midgets when they got a tv show on Spike and appeared in Jackass 3-D.

Peter Dinklage

The angry South Pole elf is THE little guy to go to for top notch acting.

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Essential Outdoor Gear for Guys

Fall is as good a time as any to break from the hustle and bustle of lecturing professors, beer pong tourneys, and failing miserably at hooking up with the chick in 3B. Take a few days off with your buddies or an afternoon with the little lady and enjoy one of God’s masterpieces: the great outdoors. These guy gadgets are sure to make the trek or camp a little more enjoyable, and may even save your life. Read on to see what gear is essential if you plan to let your inner Bear Grylls out for playtime.

Bigelow Day Pack from L.L. Bean

No matter where you go, you’re going to need something to carry stuff in. Not only does this pack hold a change of clothes, blanket, water bottles, sunglasses, cell phone, medicine, money, and the rest of your gear, it does it comfortably. L.L. Bean gave the Bigelow recurve collar-cut shoulder straps with a pivoting mounting system to allow it to adjust to your body shape. If that isn’t enough bro, just wait till it’s stuffed full and on your back…. You’ll barely notice it because of the full-length back panel that’s supportive and cushioned in all the right places.

Octane Multi-Tool by Gerber Gear

This is the only time you’ll ever catch me advising you that ‘smaller is better’ … screw that I’m just saying dynamite comes in small packages’. When you’re out on the trails, camping, or opening gifts on Christmas morning (you’ll see what I mean) the Octane gives you the performance of a full-sized tool and I’m not talking about Ashton Kutcher.  From screw drivers to pliers, from an outboard blade to bottle opener, from wire cutters to my personal favorite, the package opener. You know those damn plastic clam shell packages you have to fight tooth and nail to get open? Consider that a thing of the past with this one hand opening device.

Mini-Remix

If that’s a little too much for ya, try out the stylish and convenient pocket clip knife,the Gerber  Mini-Remix.  This little sucker is a minimalist’s dream. Simply poke your finger through the anodized aluminum pivot for a safe, secure hold and outstanding precision.

SOG Knives

Things don’t always go as planned and if they don’t, you’ll be glad you packed one of these fine folding knives from SOG. One one hand you could opt for the small version SOGzilla, This lightweight general purpose knife has a great handle and unique hole in the blade that allows you to open it with one hand – you never know when that’s all you have available.If you need to cut fruit or fend off a wild critter, the 3 1/4″ blade is sure to do the trick.

On the other hand we have what has to be the coolest knife I’ve ever seen, the SOG Flash II. In addition to having a partially serrated blade for when the going gets tough, it has lightning quick SOG assisted technology that allows the 3.5″ blade to open with the flick of your thumb minus the whole “illegal switch blade thing”. It’s great for righties or lefties as it offers dual thumb studs and reversible clip. Did I mention it opens really, really fast and looks like it belong on Batman’s tool belt?

Stratum by Surefire

The flashlight is to many a handy tool, but if you’re too drunk to find your way back to camp, this light may be the only thing other than the smell of vomit that let’s your buddies know where you are. It’s not the size of the bone, it’s how well you bury it; that means don’t be surprised that this little guy has a three-output tailcap click switch and enough juice to run for 75 hours. Use Low to read a map, Medium for a little midnight navigation (hint hint, wink wink) and use High to signal a 747. Featuring a smooth, ergonomic aerospace aluminum body and being Mil-Spec hard anodized for extreme durability to boot, the Stratum fits nicely in the palm of you hand and doubles as pair of LED (get it?) knuckles in case Yogi and Boo-Boo show up.

TX4.0 Flashlight

The TX4.0 is about as tough as the come; constructed from anodized aircraft grade aluminum. It too has a rear tail cap that ensures it doesn’t come on when you don’t want it to, which is good when you’re stealing Steve’s bag of trail mix when he’s sleeping. Gerber also gives you a lanyard hole designed for 550 paracord and an anti-roll design so the light stays where you want it. Better yet, the waterproof light has an ultra-narrow optic for improved beam distance visibility.

All of these items are essential outdoor gear. Some may prefer this over that, but at the end of the day the only thing that matters is that you have the right gear to maximize your enjoyment or save your life if need be. What did I miss?

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30 Minutes of Mayhem: An Inside Look at the Host of Bully Beatdown

Shortly after 9 o’clock my phone rang. ‘Miller, Jason’ appeared on the caller ID. For a moment I was confused, and then it dawned on me. I had been expecting it to read ‘MAYHEM’. Not knowing who’d be on the other end of the line, Jason Miller or Mayhem Miller, I answered the phone – and quickly knew that you cannot separate the two.

After returning from Rio de Janero to promote the new EA MMA video game he’s starring in, he’s making the rounds so you know that Bully Beatdown starts its third season on November 4th. In my first question, I made the mistake of referring to him as a ‘international superstar’. “I’m not so sure about the ‘superstar’ status. That’s reserved for guys like Brad Pitt.” In my defense, Miller is an MMA fighter who has fought across the globe and even has his own cult – the Mayhem Monkeys.

 

MTV was looking for a fighter to host Bully Beatdown when they stumbled across self-proclaimed ‘YouTube Superstar’ Mayhem Miller. “Once they saw those videos, they thought I would fit”. Since then, bullies have been getting their asses kicked on cable television to the delight of their unfortunate victims. “Chris (victim) was adorable last season, but this time we have more “artsy” types of victims. But this one dude, this special one on the third season, flipped my switch and I got real close with him. You’ll see on November 4th.”

I couldn’t help but laugh at the idea of a common street thug picking a fight with a brown belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. “On a more serious note, were you ever bullied in school? This is a real threat to America’s youth – what do you think the solution is?” I asked. “Yeah, absolutely” he said. Telling of how he grew up on an Army base and getting jumped, Miller recalled a time a “full-grown man” attacked him. “I was just a kid, but you know, I can’t just punk out”.

As for a solution, the Strikeforce middleweight suggests intervention – no not the reality show. “It’s more about awareness, not just knowing how to defend yourself. We need more people to step up and intervene on behalf of the kids getting bullied”.

 

Remembering the only reason an idiot like me gets an interview with a cool cat like Mayhem, I ask him if there is anything he’d like to tell the audience that only knows him as the host of Bully Beatdown. His response was priceless: “Nothing. [laughing] Watch the damn show – it’s awesome! I don’t care what you know, just be entertained.”

“Hey man, you got a last question… I gotta run?” says the always entertaining artist. I have several other questions to ask, some for you guys, others more me, the fan. I quickly scan my notes and settle on this: You’re an artist, fighter,video game character and reality tv show host. What’s next… a book?… a movie? “Yes and yes. I doing it all. Spreading my wings and flying. I’m going all the way to the top!” Did he tell me what or when these projects were coming out? Should Lindsey Lohan be allowed to run a daycare?

That was it. 30 minutes of ‘Mayhem’ and you’re a better person for having read it. Be sure to catch MTV’s Bully Beatdown November 4th at 11/10 c.  Watch the trailer below:

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Treehouse of Horror: The 6 Best Simpsons Halloween Episodes

If you didn’t grow up watching The Simpsons, allow us to welcome you to Earth.  For years, the little yellow family from Springfield brought us an abundance of laughter… and sometimes chills. The award-winning Treehouse of Horror series has run the table of classic spooky tales and futuristic frights. Here are the 6 best episodes from the past 20 years:

#6.) “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse”

(Treehouse of Horror XIX, 2008)

Racist pumpkin goes on killing spree to avenge his carved and baked kinsmen.

#5.) “Lisa’s Nightmare”

(Treehouse of Horror II, 1991)

A monkey paw grants 4 wishes, one of which nearly enslaves the human race.

#4.) “Time and Punishment”

(Treehouse of Horror V, 1994)

Homer travels back to prehistoric times and then back to the future only to realize that once you change something in the past, life as we know it can never be the same…

#3.) “Clown Without Pity”

(Treehouse of Horror III, 1992)

A possessed, or so it seems, Krusty Doll turns from last minute birthday gift for Bart to something that could break through the walls of your nightmare and attacks Homer.

#2.) “The Shinning”

(Treehouse of Horror V, 1994)

The Simpsons put a spin on a cult classic. “No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy” pretty much sums it up, except it doesn’t.

#1.) “The Raven”

(Treehouse of Horror, 1990)

James Earl Jones narrates one of the best poems ever penned by man, The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe – acted out on screen by America’s favorite family.

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UFC 121: Lesnar vs. Velasquez Fight Preview

In what appears to be the most stacked card since UFC 112, Zuffa is giving you your money’s worth this Saturday night on PPV. Interesting storylines, title implications, and nation vs. nation… UFC 121 has it all. Let’s take a quick look at what to expect from the televised portion of this intense fight card.

UFC Heavyweight Championship Fight

Brock Lesnar (5-1-0) vs. Cain Velasquez (8-0-0)

Undefeated against stellar competition, Velasquez will look to keep things on the feet. Although a 2 time All-American wrestler from Arizona State, his skills on the mat just can’t  compete with those of Brock Lesnar, a NCAA Champion. Regardless, “Brown Pride” is a legitimate threat to the champ.

Lesnar was exposed in the first round against Shane Carwin. Yet his size, athleticism, and wrestling ability enabled him to weather the storm and make it to the second round where he submitted his foe.  If you think this fight will go the distance you better not drive yourself home, bro. This is sure to be a slobber-knocker and I wouldn’t be surprised if one of these men received Knockout of the Night honors.

#1 Middleweight Contender Fight

Jake Shields (25-4-1) vs. Martin Kampmann (17-3)

The former Strikeforce Middleweight champ, Jake Shields, is making his UFC debut against the heavy-handed Martin Kampmann. Having 14 consecutive wins in the last 5 years,  Shields is sure to bore you to death using his BJJ unless Kampmann can land a solid right to the chin first. The winner is expected to get a crack at Georges St. Pierre’s (GSP) title… that is, of course, if Josh Koscheck doesn’t take it first.

Student Versus Teacher Fight

Matt Hammil (10-2-0) vs. Tito Ortiz (16-7-1)

You should know that Hammil is legally deaf and his record should be 9-3. Seriously dude, Jonny ‘Bones’ Jones messed this kid up bad… but I digress. Before ‘The Hammer’ started riding his current 4 fight win streak, he was a contestant on The Ultimate Fighter.

Matt’s coach on TUF season 3 was none other than Tito Ortiz, where he show the world his incredible wrestling skills. Yes, it’s the same Tito that married porn queen Jenna Jameson and used to be the most feared UFC badass at 205 lbs.. Unfortunately, time has not been kind to Mr. Ortiz; he hasn’t won a fight since 2006! Hell, most of you were still in high school the last time the Huntington Beach Bad Boy got his hand raised.

Rest of Undercard

Diego Sanchez (23-4-0) vs. Paulo Thiago (13-2-0)

The season 1 winner of TUF, Diego Sanchez, has returned to New Mexico to train under the tutelage of Greg Jackson. Will this help him right the ship and end his 2 fight losing streak? That remains to be seen. Expect him to be a more focused and rejuvenated fighter. Paulo Thiago is a member of of BOPE (Elite Special Forces in Brazil) and is in dire need of a win. Sure, he’s beaten the #1 contender in the 170 lb. division in Josh Koscheck, but he’s dropped 2 fights since. Thiago will need to keep his cool and not get into a slugfest with Sanchez.

Brendan Schaub (7-1) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (11-5)

Gonzaga has faced the best in the world in his five-year UFC career. He’s most famous for giving CroCop some of his own medicine – a knockout inducing head kick.  Schaub is a product of the University of Colorado and star in the making thanks to his talent and charisma. Although we haven’t seen his skills on the ground, with the combination of hos KO power + the fact that Gonzaga’s five losses all come by way of knockout, we may not need to.

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The 8 Most Bizarre Boob Inventions

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, as I’m sure you’re well aware of by now. It gets a whole month because there’s nothing better than a set of sweet melons. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, that’s the fatal flaw in your whole game. Companies know that tatas are magnificent and guys will buy anything that looks like them and chicks will buy anything to help them look bigger better.  Here’s a peek at some of those very products that make us bounce with joy.

Chug-A-Jug

What better way to bong your beer than two giant boobs? Just pull the nipple rings and let the bong races begin.

The Kush

It’s a breast separator that allegedly reduces the likelihood that your chick gets wrinkles in her cleavage.

Jingle Jugs

It’s the best rack any hunter could ever mount on his wall… and it plays festive music too.

Cleavage Caddy

Once her handbag is stuffed, she can still find room in the bra that doubles as a purse.

The Amazing  Magic Boob

Think Magic 8 Ball but way cooler. Need the answer to life’s biggest question? Just give this beauty a jiggle. Wish I would’ve got this when I was 10.

Emergency Bra

Worried about terrorists or chemical warfare? Then you better hope the waitress is wearing one of these in case you get attacked at happy hour; it’s the bra that turns into a gas mask.

iBoobs Naughty Speakerphone

There is no better way to listen to your favorite tunes than by resting your head on nice set of… well, you can see what they are.

Wine Rack

Boobs and Booze, what can go wrong? This sports bra holds 25 oz. of the adult beverage of your choice.