Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.

Coldplay has scheduled a very special show for June 23th at Madison Square Garden in New York City where Chris Martin and crew plan to debut songs from the forthcoming album.

You can’t buy tickets to the show but if you live in the NYC area visit Coldplay’s website to sign up to win.

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I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”

Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orange-skinned girls from Staten Island.

A desperate fella like me must suck it up and meet girls the hard way: in real life. Read More »

As if we needed any more reaffirmation that Kanye West is the top guy in music, the Louis Vuitton Don was nominated for 8 Grammy Awards earlier today, including album of the year for Graduation.

Amy Winehouse followed him with 6 nominations, including album of the year (Back to Black), song of the year, record of the year and best new artist.

Hopefully she can put the heroin needle down for a few hours and make it to the show.

Check out the major nominees after the jump. Read More »