Creepy Ringu Girl In Hotel Hallway Prank

I love Japanese horror movies – such as The Ringu and The Grudge. (Not the lame Hollywood remakes, mind you.) Japanese horror films made famous the creepy-little-girl-with-bangs-in-her-face. If you need a visual to know what that involves, look at the following–IF YOU DARE:

Here’s the coolest prank ever. The premise of the gag was to have the creepy girl from The Ring holding a naked doll and standing in the middle of a dark hotel corridor. Screaming and freaked out people followed. Excellent prank! The cleaning woman in the video is priceless. I’m even scared. Creepy girl with bang; why do you haunt me so?

Adam Reposa: Lawyer, Patriot, Champion…Lunatic?

Once in a lifetime, a man steps up to the plate and bats it out of the ballpark – for the little people. Other times, crazy lunatics do late-night lawyer commercials where they scream into the camera and smash up cars with their pickup truck.  Adam Reposa is the lawyer I want representing me if I ever happen to get sued by Ted Nugent. (It would either be over bow-hunting or beef jerky.)  The Austin-based legal-wrangler likes defending the rights up citizens – and kicking in the window of people’s cars. (Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against their own lawyer?)

Just remember: “If you’re prosecuting my client, YOU ARE IN MY WAY!”

Star Wars Burlesque: Stripping Storm Troopers and Buck-Naked C-3PO!

Hey Star Wars – Happy 35th Anniversary! When the film classic debuted in 1977, some thought the sci-fi flick would be nothing more than a B-grade cult classic. 35 years later, the force is still with us. Who is laughing now? (Insert sound of Darth Vader cackling here.)

The franchise is so strong that its even spawned a popular Los Angeles girly live show: Star Warz Burlesque. Helmed by the group, Devil’s Playground, these lovely ladies bring to the stage such stripping icons as C-3PO, Princess Leia (in slave-girl garb), and Imperial Stormtroopers.

So take a Star Wars 35th anniversary break in your day and enjoy the video and photo gallery below. See what happens if Jabba the Hutt accidentally swallows one of his slave girls whole. Get the Star Wars party started!

C-3PO STRIPS

STORM TROOPER TAKES IT OFF

PRINCESS LEIA PUTS OUT

Photos courtesy of LA Weekly

Music Made From Used Condoms and the Best Videos of the Day

A condom has numerous purposes. One purpose involves the act of fornication. Another purpose includes creating musical compositions. We got the video to show you  exactly how it’s done – plus many other oddities in our picks of the day. Waste some time with us and watch on with video delight my friends, watch on…

GREATEST MOVIE FRISBEE SCENE EVER

This is what all action movies need: more deadly frisbee scenes. A commenter on YouTube wrote:
“If Napoleon Dynamite wrote a script, this is what would happen.”

PENCILS IN MY HAIR

How did this kid get so many pencils in his ‘fro?

I AM MARU 4 – CELEBRATES 5TH BIRTHDAY 

The famous Internet cat, I Am Maru 4, celebrates a half-decade of making us laugh.

MUSIC CREATED BY USED CONDOMS

This is way cooler (and less gross) than you think. Watch what kind of music can be made using used condoms.

GO KART RIDING ON RAIL TRACKS

Gizmo geniuses convert a go kart to ride on railroad tracks.

CURE FOR FACEBOOK TIMELINE

Is Facebook Timeline as dangerous as herpes? There’s a cure; it’s called “real life.”

WINGSUIT JUMPER’S NO PARACHUTE FALL

Stuntman Gary Connery completes an incredible 1.4km jump from a helicopter onto a pile of boxes. Don’t try this at home!

FAMOUS STARS IN THEIR FILM DEBUTS

Check out such famous stars as Bill Murray, Chris Rock, Tom Cruise, and Cameron Diaz in their film debuts.

7 Killer Google Moog Doodle Compositions

How crazy fun was yesterday’s Google Moog Doodle? The mighty search engine has outdone itself yet again. In celebration of what would’ve been the birthday of Bob Moog–the electronic music pioneer who created the greatest keyboard synthesizer of all time–Google created a synth doodle you can play by tapping on the keys with your cursor (or by hitting the numbers on your keyboard). With plenty of knobs to fiddle with, users were able to record musical compositions.

If you don’t know who Dr. Bob Moog was, here’s a little video refresher course:

What were our favorite Google Moog Doodle compositions found across the InterWeb? Listen and learn!

Black Sabbath’s Iron Man has never sounded better.

Daft Punk has never sounded better – on a Google Moog Doodle Brett Domino brings us “Aerodynamic.”

A Google Moog Doodle was needed on the recent Van Halen tour. This is the third best version of Jump.

What is the Google Doodle equivalent of shredding? This would be it.

Star Wars theme on a Google Moog Doodle, anyone?

Original Google Doodle composition: A Reason To Smile

Perhaps a Gotye cover is more your speed?

The Cure’s In Between Days. Thank you Robert Moog for inspiring the Google Moog Doodle.

Craigslist Roommate Nightmares: F*ck tards, Male Prostitutes, and Swingers.

Ready for more Craigslist Roommate Nightmares? Cohabitation scenarios so twisted – we couldn’t even dream them up. Today we have a house full of f*ck tards, male prostitutes, and a very special swinger couple. What more do you need from your potential roommate situation?

Read on to find out why moving back into your parent’s house isn’t such a bad idea.

Looking for a Female Roommate- NO RENT!
Ad Reads: No! My Motive isn’t just sex and I’m not seeking a date. I’m a retired ad agency executive, single, living in a great condo complex.

Frankly, I’d like some female company who is a better conversationalist than my one small cat. I’m looking for a young woman (18 to 35) who might be short on money and needs a nice place to stay without having to pay rent. Your background isn’t important to me. I don’t care about your yesterdays. No questions asked. It’ll be a great opportunity to ‘save up’ some meaningful cash.

My Take: Do you like your stuff looked through when you are not there? Then this is the guy for you. Ladies, expect never to have a boyfriend while living here.

$600 Need a cool relaxed roommate

Ad Reads: Hi. We ask that you be single not out of a relationship single but living in there solo. We are all gamers here really nerdish but not whimpy we like video games and beer but not really party animals we’re relaxed in our setting and don’t want a party animal f*ck tard to move in because ill boot you. As for that being said we need a game friendly individual who isnt an unemployed bumb running up all the utility’s since we share the bill.

My Take: F*ck tards need not apply – to this bunch of f*ck tards.

$400 Room/bathroom for rent!
Ad Reads: We are a loving, young, educated, straight couple seeking a male or female roommate who is relaxed, personable, professional, and clean. We do not judge race, sexual orientation, or religious preferences. We are an active couple who enjoys cooking, gardening, music, art, the outdoors, and just generally having a good time.

-Kevyn and Katy

My Take: Welcome to the world of swingers! And this is the couple you’ll be swinging with.

Free room for female in exchange for housekeeping

Ad Reads: I’m willing to offer one bedroom for free to a female who is willing to clean the entire house once per week, wash and fold my cloths, change my bed sheets, and help clean up after dinner (I usually cook). I’m not interested in anything sexual. You must like dogs!

My Take: Uh-oh. Your new roommate didn’t mention whether his dog was interested in anything sexual or not!

$550 COULD YOU LIVE WITH A GAY HOOKER? TIGHT QUARTERS/SMOKER

Ad Reads: I am searching for the most unique person to share the most unique living situation.

The place is funky (so am I); tight quarters and a bit “eclectic” in its organization and decor (so am I) — it’s like living on a Boat. Yet it’s comfy, inviting and fun.

There’s a lot to read here …

YOU MUST:
- smoke (or be extremely OK with a smoker environment).
- be very sexually enlightened and OK with my frequent sexing, or sexual yourself in similar ways.
- be OK with the tight quarters involved and sometimes-discombobulated living room.

I AM:
- a 40+ permanently-single gay guy; I sex a lot — often here.
- I smoke cigs and love it. This is a smoking environment. I am a very clean smoker.
- I drink copious amounts of beer, but am hardly ever inebriated (it’s the German blood). I am an occasional dabbler in 420, and that tends to be it; I rarely, but once in a blue moon, will indulge in other things; and I avoid Meth-heads like the Plague.

THE PLACE/SITUATION:
- I get to work from the moment I get up (usually noonish) till 2-3a (sometimes longer); I do projects on the computer for income, and I cruise for sex.
- I sleep on the living room couch; I love it.
- I can pretty much “sleep through anything” or do not mind being awakened (I fall back asleep super easy) — so, it doesn’t bug me if you are up and around while I am crashed; I just don’t want to “bug you” crashed out till mid-day.

My Take: Nothing wrong here. If you enjoy having a gay hooker roommate in tight quarters – that’s great. Not only will he always be at the apartment – but you can always catch him sleeping on the couch. Congratulations, you have found your Shangri la. Enjoy paradise.

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Ron Livingstone Emulates Keyboard Cat and the Best Videos of the Day

What can be better than seeing the star of Office Space dressed as Keyboard Cat and pounding it out on the ivories? How about a Romanian TV reporter faking a sandstorm or a man playing Daft Punk on Google Moog Doodle? No need to search for these videos – we did it for you. Here are a few of the best videos of the day.

Take a work break and enjoy!

DAFT PUNK PLAYED ON GOOGLE MOOG DOODLE

In honor of Bill Moog’s 78th birthday, this chap plays Aerodynamic on Google Moog Doodle.

SLINKY CONQUEST

Forget robotics, nothing can beat a simple Slinky walking on a treadmill. Simple but genius.

BOYS NIGHT IN

Brian and Nick try really hard to be heterosexuaL – a cautionary tale!

KEYBOARD CAT REDUX

Ron Livingston from Office Space has only uploaded one video to YouTube – this is the video!

JIMMY CARR VERSUS HECKLERS

U.K. comedian Jimmy Carr takes on hecklers. Guess what? Jimmy Carr wins.

ROMANIAN REPORTER TRIES TO FAKE SANDSTORM

This is like something out of Borat. A Romanian TV reporter misses capturing a sandstorm – so he tries to fake it. Limited success follows.

HOW A SMARTPHONE KNOWS UP AND DOWN\

An iPhone’s accelerometer functionality is explained.

MAN CRIES OVER LIBRARY CLOSING

I feel this man’s pain; the idiots are winning!

Celebrity Meth Addict Photo Generator

What would glamorous celebrities look like if they did crystal meth for 6 months straight? I’m sure you’ve lost sleep imaging this scenario. How would Hollywood’s beautiful people handle the horrible long-term effects of this ghastly drug? Recently, COED displayed horrific mugshot photos showing the real-life physical transformation – from a documentary called, “From Drugs to Mugs.”

We took the story one step further, by creating a photo generator of such stars as George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Julia Roberts, and Brad Pitt. Our goal was to capture what the rich-and-famous would look like if they did meth for a 6 month timeframe. Very scary!

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Bill Murray Drunk and the Best Videos of the Day

No time to surf for videos? You’re in luck – we did it for you. Here’s a handful of the hottest videos found today on the Web. Check out Bill Murray drunk, prom and a porn convention held in the same building, and a creepy talking cat.

Watch on, my friends, watch on..

Porn convention and prom held in same building. Greatest night of nerd’s life!

Bill Murray drunk! What could be better? Mr. Bill Murray is on set of his new movie, Moonrise Kingdom. Looks like another hilarious winner.

Pete Rose Here Now – short film about the scandalous baseball legend.

Music video by Hot Chip. Features appearances by comedian Reggie Watts, Terence Stamp and Lara Stone. Directed by Peter Serafinowicz.

Shoenicesets the World’s Record for fastest time eating a Reddit.com sign. Shoenice has way too much free time on his hands.

Horrible woman sues a mother for the damage to the car that killed her daughter. Let’s hang our heads in shame for humanity.

Leap motion sensitive controller represents a whole new way to interact with our computer. Trust me – it’s flippin’ cool. Welcome to the future!

Talking cat says “I don’t want it.” Freaky. They’re evolving.

Vietnamese coffee is pretty darn good. But the Ding-Dong song is so damn catchy? Will someone remix this please!

Solar Eclipse Time Lapse Footage: Daily Dish of Best Videos

Do you love monkeys fighting? We do. How about dogs riding human bikes? Yup. Why don’t we throw in some hit-and-run footage and the crappiest robbery ever? Okay. Here’s a taste of the best videos of the day – served up on a COED platter. Watch on…

Doggy riding a bike! Doggy riding a bike! Doggy riding a bike! The dog’s name is Norman

Time lapse solar eclipse. Wicked! No CGI involved. Nature is awesome.

Here’s something that sounds like those crazy barking dogs who can sing Christmas carols; a Renault R25 Formula One singing engine. Does it take requests?

Nice edit on Creed Shreds 4 – A Thousand Yasseahs! Someone just needs to edit a video to make it seem like Creed has talent.

Karl Pilkington argues with a starving African. Ricky Gervais plays the role of the starving African.

Either these chimps are playing or the bigger one wants to eat the little one. The sound you hear is chimp laughter.

Hit-and-rundriving, anyone? Fun with dashboard cams!

Those clever Japanese. Check out the Honda UNI-CUB Personal Mobility Device.

Crappiest robbery ever. Shhhh, we’re stealing from you!

Celebrities CAUGHT Without Makeup: Katy Perry, Madonna, and Penelope Cruz

As long as there are celebrities in the world, COED will continue to capture stars without makeup. It’s our job to search the streets of Manhattan in search of celebrities caught off guard – without the benefit of cosmetics, jewelry, a man servant named Hovis, a pet  capuchin monkey, and fancy evening wear.

The one place in New York you’re always guaranteed to find celebrities: Times Square. This secret locale is a virtual playground for the rich-and-famous. When celebrities go to Times Square to frolic – they usually let their glamorous guard down. These celebs aren’t always camera ready – due to their jam packed schedule or self-declared bronzer-free day. This week we use our Sony a57 to capture Britney Spears, Madonna, Katy Perry, and the cast of Glee – without makeup. Stupid celebrities; how dare they go out in public without makeup!

KATY PERRY

Maybe it was her breakup with British comedian, Russell Brand that made this American songstress let her makeup guard down? Or maybe Miss Perry was on her way to the makeup store to buy more makeup. Regardless, COED caught her without makeup?

MADONNA

It’s hard to believe this is the same Madonna who has sold millions of hit records worldwide and is an international superstar. Hey Madonna, when did you stop being a material girl? Go buy yourself some makeup!

MARGARET CHO

We caught funny-woman Cho leaving a Manhattan TGI Fridays – without the benefit of makeup. Miss Cho, who’s laughing now?

ASHLEE SIMPSON

Ashlee ditched the face paint for a little window shopping at a Times Square T-shirt store. Hey Ashlee, Cover Girl called and they want to put some makeup on your makeup-less face!

CAST OF GLEE

The youthful cast of Glee looks more like a band of nursing home candidates without their makeup.

BRITNEY SPEARS

Minus her makeup, Britney could pass for just another ordinary shopper in Times Square on her way to M&M’s World. Hey Britney – what’s in the bag? Is it a bunch of makeup?

PENELOPE CRUZ

The stunning Spanish actress goes practically unnoticed sans makeup – but COED’s keen eye spotted her departing a discount Broadway ticket booth. The Oscar winner should know better that going out in public without makeup is a major no-no – in any language!

WHAT DO YOU THINK COED READERS -SHOULD STARS BE ALLOWED TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT MAKEUP? VOTE IN OUR POLL BELOW!

Kyrie Irving’s Basketball Punk’d: Your Daily Dish of Top Videos

What gets you more excited: inmates saving the life of a prison guard or Will Smith rapping the theme song to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? We got both in our top videos of the day. Also on the plate: the new James Bond trailer, Lego art, a man who gets way too excited about his dog catching a frisbee, and Kyrie Irving going undercover at a pickup game in New Jersey.

Stop surfing the Web and get back to work – we picked the best videos for you. Watch on, my friend, watch on..

NBA star Kyrie Irving punks a pickup basketball game in New Jersey by going undercover in disguise as “Uncle Drew.” Watch as the old man cleans up the court.

Crazy. Footage of prison guard being strangled by inmate before other inmates rush in to save him. Faith in mankind ensues.

Ever wonder what an Internet troll looks like? Comedian and Webby Award host, Patton Oswalt, shows the secrets behind Internet troll-dom.

Will Smith raps the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on the Graham Norton Show. (By far, Smith’s greatest role.)

Check out the Star Wars “Carbon Freeze Me” experience at Walt Disney World. Follow in the footsteps of Han Solo in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back and create your very own action figure.

The man is the double-rainbow guy of dog frisbee. Clearly a guy who’s easily impressed.

Meet today’s top Lego artists. Really, it’s much cooler than you think.

New trailer for the upcoming James Bond movie, Skyfall. Is Daniel Craig a better bond than George Lazenby?

More T-Shirts That Guarantee You’ll Never Get Laid

Let’s reexamine “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the above example; you’ll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that saying – ever. These are T-shirts that you’ll never see live humans wearing in real life, without irony. Want women to never speak to you again?

Walk around with one of the “funny” chemises below. Gentlemen, start your engines.

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Harmonscopes: Horribly Inaccurate Horoscopes

What’s in your future this week? Is it a new romance, success with midgets, or a #1 hit song in Japan? COED has horribly inaccurate horoscopes….that will predict all! Here are your Harmonoscopes for the week.  Read on to find out such secrets of the unknown.

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