Playboy to Enter Energy Drink Market
February 25, 2008 by Hadley - George Mason
Sex sells…energy drinks.
Playboy is planning to go head-to-head with Red Bull and other energy drinks with their own special blend, appropriately titled Playboy Energy Drink.
From the press release:
“Playboy and Play Beverages LLC are thrilled to announce the launch of the ultra-sexy, incredibly invigorating Playboy Energy Drink. With subtle notes of fruit and vanilla, this proprietary formula contains ginseng root, guarana extract and damiana leaf, ingredients that are believed to stimulate energy levels. Available in two varieties, regular and sugar-free, Playboy Energy is now available in the Boston area and will roll out to Miami, Las Vegas and Los Angeles this March.”
I am also thrilled, although I’m pretty sure “subtle notes of fruit and vanilla” means stripper-approved baby powder, whorish perfume and loads of…regret.
2008 Oscar Winners: Expect the Expected
February 25, 2008 by Hadley - George Mason
No surprises or big upsets at this year’s Academy Awards: No Country for Old Men rightfully swept the majority of the categories, including Best Supporting Actor (Javier Bardem) and Best Picture; Daniel Day Lewis got the Oscar for Best Actor and Juno won Best Original Screenplay.
If you were looking for upsets, you were looking in the wrong place.
Check out the 2008 Oscar winners’ list (major categories) after the jump. Read more
The Orgasmatron is Spine-Tingling (Literally)
February 20, 2008 by Hadley - George Mason
Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.
Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. Read more
Last Minute Valentine’s Day Ideas
February 14, 2008 by Hadley - George Mason
Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Exclamation point!
If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorless sack of ice in the lap, reserve a candlelit dinner at White Castle, or something to that extent. Do something fun and spontaneous that doesn’t require you or her stressing about money.
Or, you can order a gift today to be delivered in the near future. Who cares if it arrives late – it’s a gift. Who gets mad about receiving a gift, really? Read more
Single and Lonely on V-Day? Send Morrissey Cards to Those You Love… or Loathe
February 13, 2008 by Hadley - George Mason
Although I find myself resisting at times, it’s hard to truly knock The Smiths. Morrissey, the saddest sack of the 80s (take that, I’m Your Man-era Leonard Cohen!) has influenced the lion’s share of emo Cub Scouts that sing sob stories today. But why listen to the shrill, pompous vocals of Bright Eyes when Moz can give you a metric-ton of sadness in just one verse?
The folks at Viva Moz must’ve wondered the same thing, thus creating a line of Morrissey Valentine’s Day cards. That’s right: the Pope of Mope, not exactly known for being optimistic, has cards bearing his choice verses to be sent on the most romantic of holidays. Read more
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