10 Adult Film Actresses Who Went From The Cornfield to the Pornfield

I can understand why Bucky Larson wanted to leave his small town – they’re boring as hell. It seems like there’s nothing to do but go cow tipping, tidying up chicken coops and cleaning up pig pens. Oh yeah, there’s one other thing to do: f%cking! With Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star releasing on DVD, we decided to come up with this list of some small town gals who utilized their leg spreading to the fullest and excelled at the best naked sport God gave us. Some are recognizable and some are as unheard of as the towns they’re from. Check it out and let us know if we missed anyone in the comments.

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10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Walt Disney

If you haven’t seen this on Facebook or Twitter, today (December 5th) would have been Walt Disney’s birthday. Although he’s been dead for almost 45 years, his legacy still has a profound impact on pop culture. We’ve all heard the crazy stories about him: ones that range from Walt being an anti-Semite to him having his head being cryogenically frozen. But, if you’d like to know the truth, check out our 10 facts about the cartoon mastermind below.

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Faces of the 12 Best Voice Actors

December 4th was Jeff Bridges’ birthday and while he might be forever known as The Dude, Jeff has made a pretty penny doing voice-overs. I read a pretty convincing article once in something called “a newspaper” that discussed the benefits of hiring a well-known actor to do narration for commercials. Not only does the advertiser have to pay the actor less (he doesn’t show his face), but the commercial still benefits because the viewer subconsciously recognizes a famous voice. Obviously not all voice-overs have been done by famous actors, but the following people have made a name for themselves in the close-knit world of narration. Check out the unseen heroes of your favorite movies and TV shows below.

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10 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Adopted

The unfortunate death of Steve Jobs revealed some interesting information that a lot of people might not have known, like the fact that he was adopted. While a national-level official survey hasn’t been done on adoption since 1992, an AFCARS report shows that over 52,000 children were adopted in 2010 alone. The same study also shows that 60% of Americans know someone who has either adopted or been adopted themselves. After checking out the list below, you can officially consider yourself part of the 60% (or the 99%) whichever you prefer.

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10 Tales of Celebrities Who Went From Ballin’ to Bankrupt

There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top below.

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The 10 “Best” NC-17 Films of All-Time

Sometimes, even Hollywood has to check itself for being too racy or steamy. The MPAA replaced the X-rating with NC-17 (No One 17 and Under Admitted) in 1990 for this reason. With a Rated R movie, you can get into the theaters with your parents or the homeless guy you paid $10 – not so with an NC-17 movie. If you were too young to see these films when they were released in theatres, I’ve got some homework for you. They’re not only really good, but ‘visually stimulating.’ Check out our list below.

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Honorable Mentions:

• Requiem for a Dream (2000): If this movie had been released in theatres originally under NC-17, you better believe it would have made the list.
• Orgazmo (1997): Trey Parker has been making fun of Mormons way before his new musical “Book of Mormon.”
• Bad Lieutenant (1992): Harvey Keitel is bad-*ss, especially when he plays a cop.
• Man Bites Dog (1992) : I’ve never seen this movie before, but it “documents” a serial killer doing what he does best (worst?).

8 Signs Your GF’s Gonna Be Fat

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I’d agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface – WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you’re a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you’re looking for a partner who won’t embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you’re gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow below.

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Walk All Over Georgio, The Human Carpet [INTERVIEW]

Meet my friend Georgio, the human carpet. Yes, that is correct. He is a carpet and he loves to be walked all over; in the physical sense, that is. I heard of Georgio last year and had to talk to him about what he does and why he does it. He is my new carpet friend and wants you to step on him. Finally, someone I can dig my heels into without getting yelled at. You can follow Georgio and receive updates about his events on his Facebook page. Make sure you catch him at this next “performance” to take a ride on his carpet.

COED:  So, I’m confused. What exactly do you do?

Georgio: I dress (wrap) myself up in a carpet, post a “Step on (Georgio) Carpet” sign, and lie on the floor. People stand, walk, and dance on top of me. It is crazy fun and parties and clubs hire me to do this.

COED: How did you decide to become this “human carpet” and do you actually get enjoyment out of it?

Georgio: Ever since I was a child I always liked weights, especially people, on me. I started having my friends walk on me at private parties, and then decided it would be far more interesting to go public while dressed in a carpet. I always have and always will enjoy being stepped all over!

COED: Has anyone famous ever stepped on you?

Georgio: Absolutely! Lady Gaga (in her private time), Jay Thomas (satellite radio), as well as several models and local NYC entertainment/media figures.

COED: What kinds of places have you been hired to be a human carpet for?

Georgio: All sorts of different venues. From major clubs (Pacha, Rebel, Santos, Webster Hall), to smaller clubs/bars, to private loft parties and beach/pool parties.

COED: When did you realize you loved being walked all over?

Georgio: When I was very young I had would have my cats walk all over me, then my friends.

COED: Do chicks dig the fact that you are into this type of lifestyle?

Georgio: Most of the time :) They seem to enjoy playing with my face.

COED: How long have you been doing this?

Georgio: I started participating in public parties about 13 years ago. Private parties long before.

COED: So it’s quite apparent you have a foot fetish. What else do you do with feet besides let them step all over you?

Georgio: Haha! Very little. I am not in a position to do much at all while in the carpet :) Besides, I don’t think it is nice to touch people while they stand on me (unless to steer their feet from inadvertently stepping on my face sometimes)

COED: What do your friends and family think about what you do?

Georgio: Most of my friends are carpet enthusiasts. My family is (very) out-of-town, and I think it is better to keep them away from the carpet business.

COED: Is there anyone else out there who is also a human carpet? Are they as “legit” as you?

Georgio: Sure, there is Kevin and Arthur in New York City, Pete in Massachusetts, and Carpet Boy in Philadelphia. They all have different styles; mostly not wearing any carpet … however, all of them are good carpets!

COED: Who won’t you let walk on you?

Georgio: Really no one. Anyone is welcome to hop on the magic carpet ride

COED: Can people step wherever they want on your body? Any bodily preference?

Georgio: Wherever they want. As far as preference, I enjoy pushing limits, so if it is a cute lady, it would be nice if she stood on my face (hopefully without a stiletto going into my eye.

COED: Who is the heaviest person to ever stand on you? Do you have a preference over men or women stepping on you?

Georgio: A 410lb. man. I must admit, I prefer women. Although while at the bar, anyone can step up on the bar mat.

COED: Where do you generally “perform?”

Georgio:  All kinds of events and venues. A good portion is Goth and fetish parties. Another good portion is performance art events. Another type is birthday parties. But it is really up to the organizer. It could be any event.

COED: How can people find you and step on you, too?

Georgio: The best place is my Facebook page. Facebook.com/GeorgioCarpet. They can see which events I will be at, as well as a detailed event description.

The 8 Unclassiest Ways To Dump Your GF

Neil Sedaka said it best: breaking up is hard to do. The easiest ways to do it aren’t always the best. Better yet, if you’ve ever thought breaking up was easy, then you’ve probably employed one of the methods below. That’s alright. You just “didn’t know.” Unfortunately, that excuse will no longer fly. Check out the unmanliest ways to do the dirty and list any we might have missed!

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Stripping Down Sarah White, The Naked Therapist

I always thought therapy sessions were meant to strip the patient down but apparently I was wrong. Meet Sarah White, the founder and ingenious creator of Naked Therapy™. This librarian-hot therapist gets naked then listens to your problems (there shouldn’t be too many if you’re in a session with her). As awesome and sexy as this sounds, the sessions are taken seriously and Sarah has seen/been seen by over hundreds of clients. COED got the chance to talk to Ms. White about her practice. Check out the interview below and don’t forget to check out her website, Facebook, and Twitter. [All photos below are either of Sarah or other Naked Therapists™]

How did you come up with your idea for Naked Therapy™?

I was living in New York for a couple of years and was doing some modeling, web development and still studying Psychology. I think it was really a combination of all three of those aspects of my life which lead me to the idea of Naked Therapy™. It just occurred to me one day and I thought it made a lot of sense. I thought, why haven’t we explored this yet? The idea came about very organically and I decided to do further research and ask: does it make sense, is it plausible, and will it work? And it has been amazingly successful.

Do your clients ever find it difficult to concentrate on the topic at hand, since you’re nude during the session?

In short, not in a bad way! I would say it is different for everybody since everyone has different reactions. Many of my clients become more focused and relaxed. Overall, I think that being open with my body helps people feel more comfortable being open and truthful with their emotions and bodies. As far as finding it difficult to concentrate, I have had a couple of clients say so maybe once or twice, but as the session progressed, their focus actually become clearer and their insights deeper. The arousal – be it mental, physical and/or emotional – is a major topic of self-exploration in Naked Therapy™.

Do you ever not get naked during therapy? Or does that defeat the purpose of Naked Therapy™?

Sometimes I don’t get naked. There are actually people who haven’t been quite ready for themselves or myself to be naked during particular sessions, which becomes part of the discussion. I don’t think it defeats the purpose because many people just want to be able to speak completely freely and often just the fact that I’m willing to get naked and positive about nakedness puts them at ease and helps them open up.

What would you say your percentage is of male clients versus female?

Right now it is actually 100% men, aged between 20-70 years of age. But it’s proving to be harder to get the word out to women. I really encourage women to try a session though! I’ve just added a new page on my website that further explains why. Just last week, I’ve welcomed on a wonderful new Naked Therapist-in-Training, Randy. So I’m hoping that an open-minded male may also help attract the ladies! I hope that as the word continues to spread the practice will have a larger base of women who are clients as well.

I know that you do your sessions via webcam; do you feel that’s productive in a therapy session since therapists normally do their sessions in person?

I think it is very productive and embraces our current and future culture of utilizing the World Wide Web. While I still believe in-person therapy is a great and productive way to have a therapy session, in some cases, people prefer to be on the other end of the computer. One reason is, that it lets my clients react however they would naturally react, and don’t feel like they are being judged for that!

Are you thinking of taking the media attention you’ve acquired and parlaying it into something else besides your therapy sessions?

As of now I’m just sticking to the therapy. I have dabbled in other things previously, and perhaps down the road I might get back into those areas, but right now I’m more focused on the therapy practice.

I know you get fully naked in your sessions. Do men ever have the urge to ask you to take the session one step further or have you been lucky enough not to face that type of situation?

I have been asked to do that a few times and I have not been offended, as it’s a natural question for some people to ask! I just say that I don’t do that as I don’t deem it to be under the realm of Naked Therapy™. And, that the sessions are about them becoming aroused and using that arousal positively in their life.

Do you ever feel the men who register a session with you just pay you to see you naked or are they genuine with their therapy session?

I can honestly say that I think that everyone who has signed up for a therapy session is genuinely interested in therapy. And that actually, many men ARE interested in talking about themselves, their life, and their desires.

Has anyone ever “saluted” you during a therapy session?

Yes, some have. I encourage my clients to respond how they would like!

Have you received any negative criticism about the type of therapy you do?

Yes and it ranges from personal attacks to religious zealots. And there is also positive feedback! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and you become used to a variety of comments once something like this goes public.

What are some of your future hopes for your therapy? Where do you see it going?

I just really hope the word keeps spreading and more people become aware of it. I am also hoping it becomes academically legitimized for more therapists to practice.

Do you want to get naked now?

Let’s start the therapy :-)

Visit Sarah and her future naked therapists in training on her main website at: http://sarahwhitetherapy.com/ where you can also check out her experiences in her blog: http://nakedtherapy.org/

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The World’s Weirdest, Most WTF Bars

When you first go to a bar (usually when you’re 18), you find it hard to compose yourself. You’re drinking with the big boys now. But once you’re actually of legal age, you’ve already hit up the same bars so many times, you begin to get bored with the whole experience. Well, you need to broaden your horizons, my friend. We’ve compiled a list of the world’s most WTF bars that should pump new life into your uninspired liver. Check it out below.

Red Sea Star Underwater Bar

This is your chance to bump into that first cartoon crush you had, Ariel the mermaid. Located in Eilat, Israel, the Red Sea Star Bar gives you panoramic views of the ocean and seats 105 people. Also, you’ll have a chance to see and interact with your meal before it’s killed and served to you!

The Skeleton Bar

H. R. Giger was a designer on the set of the Alien movies; so you know if he were to design a bar, it would be made completely out of skeletons. The bar is located in the Château St. Germain, Gruye`res, Switzerland, and even features a section with just children’s skulls. If you want to feel like you are inside of the Alien movie, you should come here.

Hobbit House Bar

I am being haunted by little people. This bar is actually filled with rescued dwarfs (who were probably indentured servants to Snow White) and all work at this bar now in Manila, located in the Philippines. They may be little but they have a lot of love which they serve up in martinis and wine glasses. Say hi to Sleepy for me if you visit.

Absolut Icebar

You will never be served a warm drink here because the entire bar is made out of clear ice. If you happen to be wandering around Stockholm, Sweden, and find yourself dying for a drink, this will probably be the coolest bar you’d find in town. There are many other ice bars opening up around the world, including one I’ve visited in Vegas. Make sure you bring a parka and gloves (the cups are made out of ice, too.)

Clinic Bar

This is probably the world’s most wheelchair friendly bar since most of the seating is indeed, on wheelchairs. In Clarke Quay, Singapore, if you’re feeling faint and like you need to lie down, don’t’ fret, there’s the Clinic Bar which can swoop you up in one of its wheelchair seats and roll you down to a faux-hospital bed where you can dine on burgers and beer. And who said hospitals were scary?

The Baobab Tree Bar

If you feel like hanging out in a HUGE ASS TREE which serves up liquor, then you will want to venture out to Limpopo, South Africa. The bar has a ventilation system so you won’t be suffocating while downing your drink. The tree is about 6,000 years old which would officially make it the oldest living organism on the planet!

Vampire Cafe

Leave it to the Japanese who sell panties in outdoor vending machines to come up with a café paying homage to vampires. In Ginza, Tokyo, you can ring your bell, which comes on every table, and order yourself a nice, bloody cocktail. Heavy on the blood. I hope you can read Kanji, because that’s what most of the menu items are written in.

Sky Bar (also see, Vertigo Bar)

I don’t recommend this bar if you have a fear of heights. The Sirocco Sky Bar is the world’s largest open-air restaurant and bar which is located on the 64th floor of the State Tower in Bangkok, Thailand. After you’re done abusing their human trafficking, unwind on top of the world and have a glass of champagne. We’re pretty sure this was the place featured in The Hangover Part II.

Floyd’s Pelican Bar

This bar which really looks like a shack about to topple over, and most likely built by local 3 year olds, is destined off the south coast of Jamaica in Parottee Bay. You might have to bring a life jacket in case you get incredibly drunk and come smashing through the floor bar straight into the ocean. Bring your flippers too so you can stare your lobster straight into the eyes before you harpoon him for dinner.

Floating Bar

The Bight, off of Norman Island in the British Virgin Islands has a very unique floating bar. There is something more awesome than being on a floating bar and that would be the loads of NAKED PEOPLE who have no issue stripping down and jumping off into the water with their beverages in hand. Have no fear if you feel like you’re floating away, the bar is anchored.

Coffin Bar

This is either a sister venue of the Vampire Bar in Tokyo or a new, scary trend. Introducing Coffin Bar, in Ukraine, and built by undertakers. There’s nothing too impressive about the bar; it is just in the shape of a coffin, has interior black lining to block out sunlight and is surrounded by different caskets on the inside. Their website isn’t working, well, because they’re probably dead.

Alux Lounge

There is more to Mexico than just the donkey shows and Tijuana hookers; they have really beautiful caverns, one of which is the only one, of two cavern bars in the entire world. They say if you stay long enough you’ll see “little people” from the ancient Mayan times walking through the caves. Personally, I think it’s the peyote you’re on.

Cave Bar

If you feel like pulling a Mission Impossible stunt, make sure to come to Cova d’en Xoroi. This bar is physically off the edge of a cliff in Cala n’Porter, Menorca. If your loved one happens to break up with you in this destination at least you’d have a good place to jump. But, before you jump, please reconsider as the cave turns into a dance club!

Faraday Bar

You must be really, really lost if you ended up in this bar, because it is in Antarctica. Researchers decided it was really cold and lonely there so they decided to build the only bar possibly on the entire continent. Getting drunk is no fun unless you’re getting drunk with a penguin. I would give you an exact location for the bar, but just keep walking until you see the only building in sight. Order the Vodka, everything else is frozen.

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The 7 Most Unethical Reality TV Shows

Reality TV started with the “Real World” in New York and changed television forever. I bet MTV had no idea that over twenty years down the line such vile and vapid garbage such as “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “The Jersey Shore” would spawn from a harmless airing of strangers living together. The idea snowballed into some really revolting and unethical shows in the future. Let’s face it, all reality tv is unethical, but the shows below take the cake!

Toddlers and Tiaras

I don’t know what to say about this show except, “What the hell were these parents thinking?” Can anyone say Jonbenet Ramsey? If you want to see a great display of little children dressed up as whores masquerading themselves in front of a slew of judges who likely moonlight as pedophiles, then feel free to tune in and join in on the Schadenfreude. Watching these grown adults live vicariously through their tiny tots is not only narcissistic but ethically wrong on many different levels. After having placed their children into these competitions, they should be lucky if their kids only turn into strippers. Thanks, crappy parents of America!

Who’s Your Daddy?

Imagine a fragile and emotionally void woman is placed in a room with 25 random males. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re WRONG! The premise of the reality TV show Who’s Your Daddy? that only lasted 1 episode, was a show about an adult who had been put up for adoption as an infant to only be placed in a room with 25 potential fathers. Here is the best part: if the contestant incorrectly chose the person who may be their father, the person who was chosen incorrectly would receive a whopping $100,000! Psychiatry bills for the loser, however, are not included. [Ed. note: The guy in the video above is an actor, not the real father.]

Kid Nation

Let’s be real: this reality tv show should have been entitled “Lord of the Flies.” Only lasting one season, thankfully, 40 kids were placed in a random location in New Mexico to compete for cash and prizes. With no adult supervision in sight, fending for their lives through challenges and setting up their own government, I’m surprised no one was killed or physically crippled. I am hoping the exploitive parents of every one of these kids was arrested, or worse, had a kid turn out like our next contestant.

Breaking Bonaduce

I’m slightly ashamed to admit I was addicted to this show and glued to the screen every time Danny Bonaduce had a manic sh*t fit over everything including his gorgeous, now ex-wife, Gretchen. This is one celebrity I would be extremely scared to cross, and not because he is a raging alcoholic with massive emotional tribulations, but because he is BAT SH!T CRAZY. Crazy enough to get into a random stranger’s car on the highway after receiving word that his then wife, was having a soiree that may have included male strippers. I think Danny believes he lives in Grand Theft Auto and that the world is his to play, but the only thing that was played here was him. Exploiting his past drug abuses, binge drinking, mental instabilities, and manic rages equaled great TV, but corrupt all the same. We thank you VH1 for another hit!

Bridalplasty

There are enough crying and empty women out there that feel like they aren’t attractive enough already, so how should we make them feel better? Introducing Bridalplasty – the show that will make you over from head to toe transforming those sad, droopy muffin tops into sexy six packs. Very similar to the reality TV show The Swan, these women crank it up a notch to compete for something more superficial than their looks: a wedding ceremony. Nothing speaks louder about love than changing yourself from the person your partner originally fell in love with. Now he’ll be expecting you to look hot all the time and you’ll inevitably disappoint him since your makeup crew won’t be around all the time. At least you’ll have your perfectly sculpted nose to look at after your divorce papers go through.

The Littlest Groom

Everyone deserves love, even little people. In the introduction of the The Littlest Groom, they explain the winning contestant would acquire a 2 carat diamond and “the hand of a man that is one in a million.” Lucky for the future bride the actual chances of having a smaller than usual child is actually much less than that. Make sure you find these episodes somewhere online to experience the humility of midget women and regular sized women embarrassing themselves on national TV and leading on an already disadvantaged human being!

Who Wants To Marry a Multi-Millionaire?

Does anyone remember Darva Conger? Me neither. Apparently back in 2000, a new reality show called “Who wants To Marry a Multi-Millionaire?” aired. I remember this show vividly, but not because of what went on during the actual episodes but because of the chaotic media coverage this show received.

One “lucky” multi-millionaire (Rick Rockwell) would pick a woman on the spot and marry her; the winner received $100,000 in prizes, three-carat diamond ring, and a Barbados honeymoon where she wouldn’t even HAVE SEX WITH HIM. If you’re going to act like a prostitute you better put out like one. Darva did not want to look like a whore but certainly true to word, felt the need to spread her legs for a spread in Playboy. We all know you can’t find true love on a TV show but you can certainly find your 15 minutes of fame – even if it means swallowing some public humiliation.

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Top 10 Tweeters On Twitter

Twitter’s a mixed bag; there’s a lot of superfluous garbage. Many consider it to be a steady stream of textual diarrhea, it’s enough to make a person give up.  But, there are a few people worth following for their consistently charming and intriguing tweets. Whether it’s their observational humor, unfiltered dialogue, refreshing nature, nonsensical babble, or flat-out ability to engage with his or her fans, the following 10 tweeters never disappoint. Check ‘em out below and let us know if we missed any in the comments section.

FILTHIEST TWEETER: BIBI JONES

The filthiest person to follow on Twitter is BiBi Jones @xxxBiBiJones – if there’s only one reason you have a twitter, she is IT. Recently appearing on the Howard Stern show, Bibi has sex with anyone. ANYONE. In fact, before she appeared on the show she had sex with a janitor and random pedestrian in her hotel lobby. She posts completely naked and filthy shots of sexy body all day long – for free. Follow her closely, and you too, will be laid upon entry.

RUNNER-UP: BREE OLSON / DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

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CRAZIEST TWEETER: COURTNEY LOVE

The craziest person you should follow on Twitter is, no other, than Courtney Love @CourtneyLoveUK herself. Trying to decode Love’s tweets might be more difficult than cracking the Da Vinci Code. Love may have left Twitter and been replaced by a fake because of a twitter lawsuit, but there’s no knowing when the drugs and alcohol will kick back in and give us back our beloved, slurring, and incoherent Courtney Love. Come back to us!

RUNNER-UP: JOHN CUSACK / TILA TEQUILA

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SEXIEST TWEETER: ADRIANNE CURRY

@AdrianneCurry is the sexiest person on Twitter by far. Tweeting sexy pictures of herself and being a loud mouthed sailor on Twitter is my kind of girl. She is a nerds’ wet dream as she is a regular gamer on World of Warcraft, loves her Star Wars belt, and is the first America’s Next Top Model winner.

RUNNER-UP: COCO (not TeamCoco, Ice-T Coco) / KATE UPTON

FUNNIEST TWEETER: DANIEL TOSH

If you’ve seen Tosh.0 @danieltosh on Comedy Central doing his web redemptions, you’ve undoubtedly pissed yourself. Or, defecated, depending on your condition. He is one of the funniest people to follow on your twitter feed and will surely put a smile on your face. His wit and sarcasm has pulled him to the top of his ranks, and if you don’t remember who he is, you might remember him from this Taco Bell commercial!

RUNNER-UP: ROB HUEBEL

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COOLEST TWEETER: SNOOP DOGG

Following Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg will give you two advantages in life: you will get an automatic high from just adding him, AND, you will learn to properly spell in ebonics. I find it impressive that Snoop can tweet while holding his 8 foot blunt, making him the coolest person to follow on twitter. Follow him for some fun tweets and you might even be able to snag his dealer for a sweet stash. Of brownies, that is.

BEST FAKE POLITICAL TWEETER: FAKE SARAH PALIN

Nobody cares about politics. Well, except for those in politics and those who vote (ok, so maybe that’s a good amount of people.) But the Fake Sarah Palin @FakeSarahPalin is the best fake political tweeter to follow. I was recently reading her tweets and stumbled upon her blurting out things like “cannot wait for RAPTURE!! I’m totally checking in to heaven first so I can be mayor” and “so does ‘middle class’ mean like Junior High?” put her to the top of my Twitter following list. Follow her for some political inspiration!

RUNNER-UP: FAKE RAHM EMANUEL

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WITTIEST TWEETER: CONAN O’BRIEN

There is only one person who has been passed around more than a joint at a Snoop Dogg party, and that person would be Conan O’ Brien. My poor Conan @ConanOBrien has gone from NBC, to Los Angeles, and had a gag order put on him before being gobbled up by TBS. In the meanwhile, he opened up a Twitter account and started posting very witty comments about his life and loss of his show(s). He is probably one of the smartest and wittiest people to follow on twitter, and if you don’t, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Now, follow him, or I’ll make sure Jay Leno comes after you.

BEST VISIONARY TWEETER: CHRIS ANDERSON

@TEDchris Chris Anderson is one of the top visionaries on Twitter. Chris is the curator for the TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) Conferences held in the United States and all over the world. The TED website alone is a brilliant piece of work that encompasses topics ranging from technology to global issues all led by equally, if not, smarter people. TED conferences can be watched free and from the comfort of your home. I have been dying to get into one of these conferences (for free), whaddya say Chris?

LUCKIEST TWEETER: JUSTIN HALPERN

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Howard Stern’s Media Producer Talks About Life On The Stern Show! [INTERVIEW]

Photo by Jason Kaplan, The Howard Stern Show

I have been a Howard Stern fan since I was in diapers; I’d seen him do it all, from throwing bologna at girls mayo slathered asses, Hollyweird Squares, and not to mention our favorite Wack Packers, such as Beetlejuice, Jeff the Drunk, and Blue Iris (R.I.P). But what about all those other people who work for him that we rarely hear about? We know all about the King of All Media but not so much about his fellow cohorts.  One Stern worker, J.D. Harmeyer (Stern’s Media Producer) and I sat down to talk about his life prior to the Stern show and what he is up to now.

1) Tell COED a little bit about yourself and what you did before working for the Howard Stern show?

JD: Well, let’s see. I was living in Winter Park, Florida (originally from Fairborn, Ohio) and going to Full Sail University (a technical film school) with my younger brother. Our schooling was ending and we didn’t really have plans or know what we were doing after that. So one of our friends (who is now my roommate) said he wanted to move to New York since he didn’t really know anyone else here. So we figured we might as well try it since we had no plans of doing anything else. So, we drove up here and another film school guy hooked us up with this apartment that we’re in now. Prior to moving into this apartment we had to live in our other friends’ parents’ house basement. After the move I tried getting internships with film companies here, but they thought I was too lax or something. So, obviously I didn’t end up getting hired by them and ended up getting a job delivering food for this place in Prospect Park. After all of this, I heard on the Stern show one morning that they were looking for interns and I thought it would be cool to apply, so I sent in my resume and cover letter right away to Anne-Marie (the office manager), and got called in a couple of hours after submitting my resume for an interview.

During the internship interview, Anne- Marie was telling me about the different positions; one was Scott’s intern, which was more about dealing with equipment, which I had no interest in because I had no experience working with radio equipment. And the other, was to be Robin Quivers intern, but I sort of laughed when Anne-Marie brought that up because I had heard horror stories.  So Anne-Marie explained there’s a regular internship, where you just answer phones and get coffee, and then there’s a TIVO internship, where you watch TV and pull clips from different shows and they play them on the air. I REALLY wanted to do the TIVO internship because I knew that it would be on-air and I would somehow directly be providing material for the show somehow. So, I didn’t get the TIVO position, but the regular internship, and I did that for a couple of months.  Then, I heard the girl who did get chosen for the TIVO internship got fired because she was trying to sell her boyfriend’s music to 50 Cent.  So I came home and thought about calling and asking if I could switch to the TIVO job position, but I was really nervous; so I finally called after thinking about it, and they said they would think about it and get back to me. Low and behold, I ended up getting the TIVO internship

2) What exactly do you do for the show? What is a typical day like for you?

A typical day now would consist of me, waking up at 3 in the morning and looking online and a couple of other different websites and see what is happening; get ready, take the train and get to work about 4:30am. I usually go to my office and see if there’s anything I need to pull that’s immediate, directly from my e-mail. My hopes are that I already have something prepared from the day before, because if I go in without anything, I feel horrible. Especially on days when there’s no guests, because that’s when I feel the most pressure. It’s basically just looking up stuff, going through TV shows, during, before, and after the show airs. Before all this, I was going to work at like, 11pm, and staying through the whole night, and leaving shortly after the show ended.

3) What was your reaction when you found out you’d be working for Howard Stern?

Not only was I happy to have an interview, but I was really just excited it was for the Stern show. I have been a fan since he was doing the MTV Award show, where he was playing Fart Man, and at that time, there were no radio stations in Ohio that were getting him on-air (that I was aware or had known of.)  Although, when I moved to Florida, I realized that he was on in Orlando, and in Lakeland, you would get this radio station called Real Radio 104.1, and it was a great radio station, and Howard was on in the mornings and I would pretty much listen all the time.

When I found out I was getting the internship, I was happy to just be getting a job, even though it wasn’t paid. I was just elated it was for Howard Stern. Actually, when Gary told me I was hired, he brought me in to the area which was like a big equipment closet, and he told me they would bring me on and hire me. My reaction was very modest and almost nonchalant, and Gary said “you could be a little bit more excited,” but I really just thought it was great.

4) Who are some of your personal favorite guests or porn stars?

There have just been so many people over the years, I can’t even tell you who was on last week let alone have a favorite. George Takei is on more now, and he’s great. I am usually so busy getting clips; I can’t even listen to the show all the time or to every guest.

I could tell you a story where I have dressed up for a guest while I was interning, and Jenna Jameson was coming in to be a guest. And of course I asked if I could do her release. I feel like such a dummy because I wore a nice long sleeve shirt, and I think you could sort of see I was dressed up more and K.C. Armstrong came up and said we might have you on the air, to have you meet her. I told him I did not want to go on the air, whatsoever.

5) Do you get to interact with the guests or do you usually just keep to yourself?

It’s really unprofessional and just frowned upon by the show, period. They are guests and they’re there to do just that. It’s not a meet and greet.  But I don’t really deal with the guests unless I really know them.

6) Have you made any celebrity friends since working for the show?

Ryan Phillippe and I are friends and I text message Jillian Barberie here and there. Also, Kimberly Kane, the porn star, and Jesse Bradford.

7) How did you go from Jamie to J.D.?

One day, we got called in on-air because it had got out that I liked Scott’s intern. And I remember a new intern that was the news intern, who brought me the TV listings because that was one of her duties, said I creeped her out for some reason. And the conversation just sort of kept rolling and Howard said he didn’t really like the name Jamie and asked for my middle name (Daniel), and someone suggested J.D., and I thought it sounded cool, so that is how it came to be.

8) Do you feel like it’s easier to pick up women since you started working there?

Yeah, I guess, but a lot of it has been over MySpace and Facebook. And if I wasn’t with the show I don’t know what the fuck I’d be doing. I’d probably be on like PlentyofFish.com or something.  I mean, some girls know who I am and it is definitely nice that they know of me. But I don’t really go out to clubs or anything, or talk to people, and I don’t really think just saying that I work for the Howard Stern show would make me that recognizable.

9) What do you think you’d be doing right now if you weren’t working for Howard?

I don’t even know. I think I might be editing; my roommate is an editor, so maybe I’d be involved with that. That’s all I can really think about; I don’t really know what I’d be doing. I don’t even remember if I was doing much of anything before.

10) What is with the techno music they play when you enter the studio?

I am into certain Techno music and was downloading music one day and Richard Christy asked what that was and that he wanted to play it on the air, and he kept bothering me about it. Then I was listening to another track and he wanted that song too. So they just ended up playing it as background music every time I enter the studio now.

11) Tell COED something about yourself that would surprise people.

The answer is really that there isn’t much that people don’t know about me. I may not say everything that I do, but I don’t put on a fake façade. People are surprised that I watch sports, and am into certain Heavy Metal Music.

Catch Howard and his gang  on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius/XM Radio or on Howard TV.

Follow JD on Twitter (@JDharm).

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