COED Staff Survey: Sexy Girls! (That Other Guys Don’t Think Are Sexy)

Do you think we enjoy spending all day looking at pics of Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker? Yes. Yes, we do. But we don’t just embrace conventional standards of beauty here at the COED offices. We also celebrate lesser beauties like Mila Kunis and Sofia Vergara. And then there are the gals who appeal to our private little quirks. Every guy has a big crush on at least one gal whose beauty might be open to debate. Some men keep that attraction as a shameful secret. Those are men with something to lose. COED employees don’t have that problem. So here’s a look at the differently-blessed beauties who get the COED staff swooning in private–and now in public, because we love to share with our readers:

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21 Gorgeous Russians for Great Victory Day [PHOTOS]

It is indeed Great Victory Day in Russia, as proud country celebrates Soviet Union kicking Nazi butt while single-handedly winning World War II for good of all Russian people. Proud leader Vladimir Putin (who kicks butt in hockey game, too) calls on all Russian people to celebrate Russian superiority. Superior weaponry! Superior toilet paper! Superior ability to bootleg video games for Coleco Telstar system! And check out quality of amazing Russian babes! Gallery after gallery of proud Russian exports whose beauty is worthy of Prime Minister Putin himself! That’s why it’s called Pu-tang! Is little Russian humor there–but, seriously, check these gals out…

Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and India Reynolds Go Nuts For America! [30 PHOTOS]

It’s always nice to see foreigners cheering on your country, especially when those cheerleaders are busty glamour models from the UK. Enter Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and India Reynolds in Nuts Magazine. Truthfully they’re not celebrating America as much as they are doing a promotion shoot for the latest American Pie movie, but who cares? I’m still jealous of the lucky SOB who was told to take a day off as his cubicle was turned into a set for the ladies. As a silent protest this doesn’t happen more here at COED, I’m going to be unproductively staring at these photos for a good amount of time. [lead image via Superior]

Miss COED: Rachel Claire [15 PHOTOS]

Rachel is a 19 year old model and student in Virginia. We’ve always had a thing for Southern COEDs, so we were ecstatic when Troy Hodnett introduced us to this Georgia native. It was just icing on the cake once we learned that she’s a Varsity Track and Cheerleader. In addition to all the stuff she already does, Rachel works three jobs in addition to trying to finish up her undergraduate degree. Check out this southern belle’s photos and stats below.

Age: 19 | Location: Norfolk, VA | Weight: 115 | Measurements: 32-24-34

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55 Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons Auditions for the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad [14 PHOTOS]

We all have a favorite MILF, but Sharon Simmons is really drawing a line in the football field with her dream of becoming the world’s oldest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. We have to give the 55-year-old fitness femme some credit for being in great shape. We’ve seen strippers half her age that don’t have the endurance she showed off in her recent audition. Sharon also must have the Texas spirit it takes for her to do Dallas. After all, the aspiring cheerleader is also an aspiring actress, and she’s already landed a small scene in the TNT network’s upcoming remake of the Dallas TV show. And you can’t complain about Sharon being a grandmother. Some guys might find her sexier than Suzie Sanchez. That’s the 37-year-old Oakland Raiders cheerleader who would be Sharon’s only fellow NFL granny. Decide for yourself if Sharon’s dream makes her a dream girl. Seriously, take your time. We can think of worse things to do than stare at any aspiring Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

Babes of Beach Volleyball: 2012 Beijing Grand Slam Edition [64 PHOTOS]

Nothing says “spectator sport” quite like Women’s Beach Volleyball… The bathing suits, the sweat, the legs…but, we digress. You can probably tell that we can’t wait for the 2012 London Olympics, but that’s why the 2012 FIVB Beach Volleyball Swatch World Tour Beijing Grand Slam was such a godsend. This event allowed us to take a good, long look at some of the athletic hotties we hope to catch this summer. The German team of Katrin Holtwick und Ilka Semmler already have our attention, but there’s plenty here for everyone. We’re serving up some of the best looking athletes in the world, so make sure you’re ready. Check out the photos below:

New EXPENDABLES 2 Poster: Scott Adkins Comes Limping Along

Remember when The Expendables 2 released a dozen posters featuring cast members? Well, look who got left out. Scott Adkins–who may be all tough as a Tae Kwan Do champion, but obviously isn’t tough enough to scare the Expendables marketing team. Check out Adkins now, clearly embarrassed to not even make the first cut over pretty-boy Liam Hemsworth. They made a big deal out of Liam, and he’s just the brother of the God of Thunder. That’s right, Adkins. We’re mocking you, and you’re not going to do a damn thing about it. Mostly because you’ll be too busy getting laid just by being the 13th most important cast member of The Expendables 2. Also, we’re not going to put a byline on this thing. Ha-ha.

Floyd Mayweather’s Miss Shantel Jackson Is A Real Money-Maker [28 PHOTOS]

There’s been a lot of talk about the ridiculous entourage Floyd Mayweather was rocking for his fight Saturday night, so how has everyone failed to mention the most eye-catching of Floyd’s troupe: Shantel Jackson (aka Ms. Jackson)? Those of us who watch 24/7  knew all about Money Mayweather’s fiancee, but I think that we were all blown away by the super revealing dress the bombshell wore on fight night. If you liked what you saw then, you’re going to really enjoy the photos we’ve pulled together for you.

Supermodels Before They Were Famous [PHOTOS]

It’s not everyday we see something that impresses the hell out of us, but here’s a bunch of fun little photos of models before they were famous. Taken from Douglas Perrett’s book, Wild Things, the following polaroids are the actual photos that were shot during some of today’s most famous supermodels first casting calls. If you haven’t yet seen these photos, get ready for a real eye-opener. What makes them so interesting? Abbey Lee Kershaw – one of the hottest things on the planet – honestly looks like something pulled from Faces of Meth. These photos aren’t meant to be glamorous, but that’s what makes them awesome. Check out the worst looking photos of the best looking women below.

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Miranda Kerr

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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Candice Swanepoel

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Chanel Iman

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Hilary Rhoda

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Abbey Lee Kershaw

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Arizona Muse

Jessica Jane-Clement Goes Nuts [10 PHOTOS]

I’m an American through and through, but I’ll be damned if some of these UK glamour models don’t impress the hell out of me. Jessica Jane Clement is one of the more popular ladies across the pond, and her new photoshoot with in “lad mag” Nuts is a good representation of her work. We last saw her in a reworked Maxim Photoshooot, but she’s looking mighty boobtastic here. Are the Brits putting something special in their water or does fish and chips just go straight to your tits? Check out her new hot photos below. [lead image via Superior Pics]

Yes, This Awesome Tiger Woods PhotoBang Happened [33 PHOTOS]

If there’s not already a name for this type of photo, we propose the phrase “photobang.” It’s catchy, funny, and (frankly) pretty f*cking descriptive. We’re not too sure what Tiger Woods’ obsession with trashy chicks is, but it seems that even his paintings can’t keep it in their pants. On a slightly separate note, that’s the photo they use for the EA Sports Tiger Woods game right? Then what the hell is it doing on someone’s wall? So many questions, so little time. Yet another day in the life of “Yes This Happened.” Check out some more unbelievably believable stuff below.

Where Are The 10.5 Million People During Putin’s Inauguration? [VIDEO]

So you may or may not have heard the news, but Putin’s back in power. Whatever, that’s not interesting – Russia is corrupt as hell. What we find so fascinating is that as the Pres was on his way to his inauguration, there was no one on the street. As in, no one. Niet. Zilch. Aren’t there supposed to be 10.5 million people in that city? Why would he want the streets cleared? I thought people respected him. Perhaps they’re all at home drinking vodka, or perhaps checking out our awesome guide to Russian MMA Ring Girls. Either way, it’s probably more exciting than watching this 8-minute motorcade.

2012 USA Synchronized Swimming Olympic Duet: Mary Killman and Maria Koroleva [24 PHOTOS]

One of the few Olympic teams that has formally been decided on involves the USA Synchronized Swimming Duet of Mary Killman and Maria Koroleva. We’ve been chomping at the bit to announce to our readers some of the amazing athletes who will be representing their countries, and we’re honored to have these two ladies be our “first.” While the United States Synchronized Swimming Team didn’t qualify for the London 2012 Olympics, we’re sure that Mary and Maria will handle themselves properly while competing against 23 other duets. Check out the newest members of Team USA in their photos below. There are more than a few of them wearing bathing suits. That’s what swimmers wear, you know.  [background image via shutterstock. lead images via jonbrewerphotography]

2012 USA Synchronized Swimming Olympic Team Duet

Harley Davidson Girls Bring Heat to UFC Diaz Vs. Miller [PHOTOS]

If there’s one thing that the dudes at Harley-Davidson marketing have probably realized, it’s that guys like MMA and chicks. That’s probably why the famous all-American motorcycle company sent Precious (left) and Shelly (right) to represent  for them at this past weekend’s UFC Fox 3 fight. These gorgeous girls were posted up in the arena, trying to get people to sign up to win a free Harley-Davidson motorcycle… It’s easy to see why they walked away with so many names (and possibly numbers). I’m ashamed to say that neither of these girls have submitted themselves to be Miss COED, but I won’t rest until we get at least one of them. That’s a promise. In the meantime, check out their photos below!

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