9 Ridiculous Super Bowl XLII Bets You Can Actually Put Money On

My grandpa would sh*t himself if he knew what betting in the 21st century has become.

Sports betting used to be a real man’s leisure activity, where one would bet on the outcome of the game and nothing else. Nowadays, Super Bowl bets can be placed on anything, ranging from “Who will be the MVP?” to “How Long Will It Take Jordan Sparks to Sing The National Anthem?”

Personally, I think betting on anything other than who wins is ridiculous; but if you need that money-fueled excitement – and the 11-point spread in favor of the Patriots doesn’t do it for you – take a look at the 9 Most Ridiculous Super Bowl XLII Bets That You Can Actually Put Money On.

Get the lowdown on all the Super Bowl XLII bets after the jump! Read more

Daily Links: New Jersey Freakshows

New Jersey Freakshows [Barstool Sports]

Is Elisha Cuthbert hot again? You decide! [Bastardly]

Hayden Panettiere Gives BJ On Law And Order SVU [YouTube]

This Is How Tim Tebow Rolls [Busted Coverage]

Police Questioning Mary-Kate Olsen in Heath Ledger Death Investigation [Popcrunch]

Look at the abs on SI’s Cheerleader of the Week [SI On Campus]

Hilary Duff: Hotter Than Ever [Popoholic]

EXCLUSIVE: Heath Ledger’s last bowel movement [The Blemish]

Meteorite of Alien? You decide! [Flabber]

Tim Tebow’s Legendary Ladyfriend Resurfaces [The Big Lead]

A soccer ball is a deadly weapon [onthe205th]

Semi-Pro: “Love Me Sexy” Music Video

Miss COED: Casey Parker NEW

7PM Suicide Girl: Joleigh

Joleigh Suicide
Age 23
Location Florida

Cool:
dancing, photography, tattoos,
pretty women, blonds, boys
who look like girls, girls who
look like girls, old school
Nintendo, bar fights

Not Cool:
Baseball caps, lameness,
government=corporations,
hummers (the thing on wheels
don’t worry kids ;] )

Makes her happy:
Getting my picture taken,
my reflection, traveling,
NEW JERSEY, dancing,
making out.

Makes her sad:
Broken mirrors, religion, lack
of manners in America, gas
prices, global warming,
hangovers.

Fave Bands:
NIN, APC, Tool, Beatles
She Wants Revenge
Death From Above 1979
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Fave Films:
Monty Python Movies, Blow
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
ALL MST3K

Check out Joleigh’s complete Suicide Girl profile

Karate Girl Can Kick Your A**

Holy karate – this young girl is the real deal. Just wait for it…

Daily Snapshot: Sivan Krispen Has an Interesting Name

Miss COED: Casey Parker

Casey Parker is a rising star in the adult entertainment industry. COED had the opportunity to sit down with Ms. Parker and ask her a few questions. Enjoy her Miss COED gallery after the jump and look for her interview tomorrow afternoon.

Casey Parker’s Miss COED gallery!

2008 Honda Civic Tour Artist Information and Dates

For the past seven years, the Honda Civic Tour (HCT) has been acclaimed as a “must see” music tour, and this year is no exception.

Following the release of their highly anticipated sophomore album Pretty. Odd. on March 25, Panic At The Disco will be ready to take the wheel as 2008 HCT headliners. They begin their nationwide tour April 10 in San Francisco at the Warfield (see all dates below).

Panic At The Disco will be joined on the annual spring outing by Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound and Phantom Planet.

Honda Civic Tour general on-sale begins Feb. 2 in select cities. Beginning Jan. 30, fans will have a chance to scoop up be pre-sale tickets by visiting www.hondacivictour.com.

See the tour dates after the jump! Read more

Say Goodbye to MySpace

Oh, Myspace! How we love denying all your porn spam. How we love the hours we spend perusing your bad, drunken poetry and those lovely 3 a.m. photos of beer pong. Wait a second…

The next time we log in to MySpace, let’s just hit delete. January 30 is International Delete Your MySpace Account Day. The idea was started by Bloggasm’s Simon Owens, who realized life is too short to wait for excessive banner ads to load.

Do we really need to know when the kid who sits behind us in Chemistry class celebrates his birthday? Do we really enjoy all those crappy Kelly Clarkson songs blaring from random profiles? And let’s not even get into Top 8 drama. Think of the hours we could save by not stalking people online. Maybe we’d have time to study for that quiz after all. Read more

This Oregon Cheerleader is a Smokeshow

Oregon Cheerleader Kelsi is a Smokeshow [SI on Campus]

Jessica Lucas is a hottie [Bastardly]

Catching Up With Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend [Barstool Sports]

West Virginia Ramen Noodle Beer Bong [Busted Coverage]

Top 10 College Basketball Jerseys [College Fast Break]

Gisele sporting walking boot at Victoria’s Secret show [Epic Carnival]

John Mayer Deletes His Blog [Just Jared]

Liv Tyler might want to put on some clothes [Radar]

Sexiest Female On Planet: Rachel Bilson vs. Jessica Biel [on205th.com]

Sports Personality Meltdowns [Double Viking]

Hilary Duff’s boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

2008 Defensive All-Hairmericans [The House Rock Built]

Jennifer Lopez before she got fat [Grumpiest]

Puff Daddy’s ‘Vote or Die’ Music Video

“Shake Them Ti**ies When You Vote, B*tch!”

7PM Suicide Girl: Binah

Binah Suicide
Age 22
Location Uruguay

Cool:
Design

Makes her happy:
Parties

Fave Bands:
Deftones
Team Sleep
Tool
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Led Zeppelin
Radiohead
Eletronik music

Fave Films:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Requiem for a Dream
Trainspotting
Natural Born Killers
Alice in Wonderland

Fave TV Shows:
Family Guy
Salad Fingers
Simpsons

Check out Binah’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

The Secret Society of College Football Mascots

Props are due to Best Week Ever for this hilarious journey into the depths of competitive mascotting.