Sofia Vergara Is AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman of 2012 [164 Photos]

After more than 1 million votes were cast internationally, AskMen’s 11th Annual “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” list revealed Modern Family’s sultry Sofia Vergara as the No. 1 woman. AskMen readers also desire women with an edge, voting in unconventionally hot superstars like Lady Gaga, Rooney Mara and Nicki Minaj. Since its inaugural year in 2001, the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” has served as a snapshot of which female stars AskMen readers favor the most based upon the attributes that men want in a companion, such as intelligence, talent, character, and beauty. Be sure to check out the full rundown over at AskMen.com and get your fill of Sofia in our huge photo gallery.

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11 Emerging Musicians to Watch in 2012 [MUSIC VIDEOS]

Even with the demise of MegaUpload, finding and downloading new music has never been easier. In fact, the big problem that faces most music listeners is not how to find new music, but how to filter new music. We took a look into the music blogosphere and pulled some artists you might want to keep an eye on in 2012. We’re not saying that everyone listed is new to the music game, we’re just pointing out that they’re (somewhat) safe bets to be leading the pack when it’s all said and done come December 2012 aka The End of the World.

SOURCES: RCRD LBL, MTV

Babes of the 20 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time

An estimated 100 million viewers will tune into the Super Bowl this year as the Patriots try to exact revenge on the team that cost them a perfect season in ’07-’08. While you might have a slightly larger group of actual football fans tuning in to see what should be a great matchup, the majority of viewers could care less about the action on the field and more about the commercials, which have become a side competition of sorts to see who can outdo the other in generating buzz. What’s the best way to blow $3 million or more on 30 seconds? We have 20 very sexy suggestions. See our top picks along with pics of the sultry stars then let us know if we missed anyone in the comments.

Farrah Fawcett – Noxzema

It didn’t get much hotter than Farrah Fawcett in the early 70s, but Noxzema managed to crank up the heat by putting their cream in her dainty hands. You gotta believe that Broadway Joe tried to sneak a couple smooches in between takes. If they didn’t bone, I’m calling it quits and swearing off porn for a fortnight.

Danica Patrick – GoDaddy 2011

Patrick’s a polarizing figure: she’s often under heavy criticism for using her looks (and not her talents on the track) to promote racing. Others think that she doesn’t really have the kind of sex appeal that warrants media attention, but she still gets our motors running. Even if we still can’t believe that she fully embraces the sex kitten approach to self-promotion.

 

Jessica Simpson – Pizza Hut

The premise is unmistakeably based on her role as Daisy Duke in 2005′s Dukes of Hazzard movie. Some would argue that was the pop princess at her hottest. The fact she’s shoving these cheesy treats into some tween’s mouth is downright disturbing (like watching Demi Moore make out with a 15 year old). But, I’m sure the zit-riddled, metal-mouthed masses swarmed to get popped in the piehole.

 

Christina Wildes – Doritos Power of the Crunch

This was a “winning” submission from 2009′s Crash the Super Bowl ad campaign & was featured in Super Bowl XLIII. I can’t imagine the sheer number of copycats who went out the next day obnoxiously crunching on Doritos and most likely breaking their candy-weakened teeth. Oh, and the takeaway here is if you don’t continuously eat Doritos, you’ll get hit by a bus. Der.

Carmen Electra – Ice Breakers Ice Cubes

If there’s one thing most Super Bowl commercials have in common it’s – smoking hot girls and dumbass dudes getting crushed. I have to say Carmen’s get up is actually quite conservative, but she still makes us say ‘whoa’.

Ali Landry – Doritos 3D Laundromat

Oh, and another common theme among Super Bowl commercials? The slow mo shot of the chick walking towards the camera with her hair blowing in the wind, making sexy time faces at you the viewer. Don’t fall for this. I did and I gained 30 pounds of fat. On a side note – why are laundromats THE place to hit on hot women? When did that become fact?

Cindy Crawford – Pepsi

Of course the prepubescent kids are drooling over the new Pepsi can and not Cindy’s cans. What a joke. Some will applaud this for misleading the viewer, for shaming them into having a libido, but I’m sorry I was 5 and no matter how much I hated cooties, if a chick like Crawford strolls up to a vending machine and sucks down a soda, I’m not focusing on the new can, I’m focusing on how I can convince a grown woman to commit pedophilia.

Misty May Treanor – Visa

The formula for “success” with Super Bowl commercials is to jar the viewer with something unexpected, provocative, outrageous – usually with recognizable faces. Seeing as Misty May and Kerri were heavily favored going into the 2008 Summer Olympics, Visa wanted to tap into the excitement and anticipation around the event in Beijing. The duo ended up repeating as gold medalists, but many wondered if they had nipples in that commercial. Are they wearing special heated bikinis? Are they real life Barbies?

Adriana Lima – Victoria’s Secret

Why only dedicate 3-5 seconds of slow mo sexiness to your eye candy when you can just have the entire spot hone in on what counts? Is this the easiest money Lima’s ever made? Sit there, spin a ball, drop it, make everyone take a premature bathroom break.

Megan Fox – Motorola

Jeez, how wasted was I? How do I not remember this? Maybe the sheer hotness made me black out? I mean, Motorola probably saw Lima’s VS spot and was like, we can top that. The two gay guys slapping each other is what seals the deal for me.

Amber Seyer – Powerade

So, this one was apparently banned from being shown at Super Bowl 43 but I’m not 100% sure why. Yes, there’s the gratuitous boob shots but it’s got the funny old dude spectating and a solid message at the end. The twins featured are actually one person – a former Miss Missouri who’s now engaged to Barry Zito. At least one person in that relationship experiences gatorade showers. Zing!

Savanna Samson – AshleyMadison.com

If there’s one advertiser who brings the WTF-ness to a whole new level with its commercials (besides PETA), it’s Ashley Madison. How high were the guys that pitched this? Let’s get a porn star, an overly enhanced hamster / gerbil, and a furry in a board room for a company orgy because some doosher cheated on his wife. It’s amazing

Candice Michelle - GoDaddy Hearings

This one poked fun at the Janet Jackson nip entire boob slip from the previous Super Bowl. Candice was a WWE Diva (the first Diva Search contestant to win a title) before becoming the Go Daddy Girl and posing for Playboy’s April 2006 issue.

PETA – Veggie Love

As soon as the review board, or whomever judges and approves spots for the Super Bowl, sees the word “PETA”, they’ve got to just assume it’s getting rejected. I wonder if PETA ever tries to re-cut their sh*t to be compliant and I’d also like to know how effective this is? Every year producing something that will never see the light of day on TV but will dominate discussions online. Maybe they could team up with GoDaddy and Ashley Madison to create the world’s first Super Bowl porn?

Martha Higareda – Tabasco

WHOA! Didn’t see a sunburn coming under the suit, did ya?! Of all the dumb ways to give us that inevitable “twist” in a spot – this has to be one of the dumbest, but I have to admit I did catch myself rooting for her to just whip out a t*tty. I will never learn.

Kim Kardashian – Skechers Shape Ups

So, Kim doesn’t want to be known as the girl who got famous because she f*cked Ray J on camera, but yet she’s willing to do a commercial that basically re-creates her getting slammed by her trainer. There’s also the rumor that she used a body double for the shots of her walking away from the camera. Are dudes really going out and getting deformed sneakers because of this? Wouldn’t chicks prefer the stud trainer over a pair of cartoonish kicks?

Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Ana Hickman, Laetitia Casta – Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy”

The simple answer: 10s. Can you imagine working on that shoot?

Miller Lite Cat Fight Girls: Kitana Baker & Tanya Ballinger

The ultimate male fantasy beer commercial has now become known as the beginning of the end for good Miller Lite commercials. This was their swan song. Since then they’ve opted for man laws and other bullsh*t that’s missed the mark. Kitana appeared in two WWE PPV events (with Tanya) and won Playboy’s “Girl Next Door” competition. In addition to the WWE cameos, Tanya appeared in Stuff’s April 2003 issue.

Simona Fusco Stratten – GoDaddy Shower

Simona was born in and raised in Europe, splitting time between Milan, Italy and Vienna, Austria. She’s appeared on Mental, Shark, Cougar Club, and Entourage in addition to playing one of the hot Swedes in Beerfest. There’s a super f*cking hot deleted scene you should check out here.

Diane and Elaine Klimaszewski - Coors Light Twins

This spot and the ladies’ careers can be summed up in two words: … AND TWIIIIIIIIIIIINS! Other credits include modeling on Let’s Make A Deal, bit parts in Problem Child 2, a spread in Maxim, dancing in WCW’s Nitro Girls group, and a cameo in Scary Movie 3.

Hooters Make Kids Happy [58 PHOTOS]

Hooters really sells itself short when it describes itself as “a neighborhood place, not a typical family restaurant.” Just because a majority of the ‘families’ that go there are divorced or recently-separated men who have their babies for the weekend doesn’t mean that Hooters has the right to define “typical.” Kids love this place too, man. Just look at the smiles on their faces when the stacked waitress puts down the pitcher and picks up the little bundles of joy.

16 Essential Items For Your Super Bowl Party

If you’re planning on hosting a party this Sunday for the Super Bowl, please be aware that there’s a huge burden on your shoulders. Whether or not your guests deserve to be treated like VIPs, they’ll be expecting food, booze, and the luxury of not having to do a single thing besides kindly making it to the bathroom before they relieve themselves. Since we know that a true MVP spends their down-time studying film and game planning, we’ve pulled together some of the keys to help you end the season in style. Check out some of the best gadgets below, followed by some championship recipes. [image above via Steve Cukrov/Shutterstock]

Acura’s Jerry Seinfeld Super Bowl Commercial Has Leaked

Super Bowl commercials are leaking like hot cakes! In this masterpiece from Acura Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that is expected to debut in the next three years that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. This video is the extended version of the commercial that will air during the Super Bowl but it is still a good look at where they will be headed on Sunday. If you want to see what else Jerry would do for the first new NSX check out http://www.acura.com.

Here Is The Extended Version of “Matthew’s Day Off”

A few days ago the teaser for a new Ferris Bueller’s Day Off commercial hit YouTube. Details were sketchy but now we know a bit more as this clip meant to celebrate the launch of the Honda’s all-new 2012 CR-V brought back the man himself, Matthew Broderick, skipping out on a day of acting work and living it up. It’s a wonderful homage to this ’80s classic and was directed by Todd Philips (The Hangover) as part of Honda CR-V’s “Leap List” campaign, which encourages people to take a #dayoff to do the things they’ve always wanted to do. Stay tuned as this might be extended once more into the Super Bowl… we will see.

MMA Ring Girl Mayhem [PHOTOS]

If you read our list of reasons why this week won’t suck, you’d know the second UFC on Fox event will take place tomorrow (1/28) at the United Center in Chicago. The main event is Rashard Evans vs. Phil Davis and we, along with UFC and FOX, are hoping it’ll last longer than the first broadcast in which Dos Santos destroyed Velasquez. Of course, we’re hoping to catch a glimpse of the best part of the night’s festivities: the ring girls. But, alas, if you can’t attend the event you can only see so much of the ladies on TV. Luckily, we’ve pulled together galleries for the hottest card-holders in the biz. You might recognize a few from our Most Beautiful MMA Ring Girls list.

AXE Hair Presents: Deadmau5 At Sundance [27 PHOTOS]

We were at Sundance this past weekend to check out the AXE Hair Media Lounge and Groom Room. One of the highlights of the trip was the Deadmau5 laser show at a 800 person venue called Park City Live. AXE Hair sponsored the event so our crew got hooked up with the best seats in the house and an all-access pass to dance our faces off all night. Once you’re done checking out our pics head on over to Spin Magazine to read their recap of the event called, “Deadmau5 Takes a Bite Out of Sundance.”

The Cast of “Salute Your Shorts” Then and Now [10 PHOTOS]

Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!) It’s ‘I hope we never part’. Now get it right or pay the price. Twenty years ago Salute Your Shorts entered its second and final season on Nickelodeon. It’s kind of ridiculous that a show with only two frickin’ seasons that aired two decades ago still holds a place in our memory but that’s just a testament to how awesome it was. So where are the show’s cast members now? The girls are looking good, some of the guys have gone downhill and one is the lead guitarist for a super huge rock band. Hop in our time-traveling gallery, campers.

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The Thomas Crown Affair: Oscar de la Hoya Orgy Partner Angelica Cecora [PHOTOS]

This morning WPIX reported that Angelica Cecora, the 25 year old Playboy model who cross-throwing cross-dresser Oscar de la Hoya allegedly forced to perform extreme drug-fueled sex acts last March at the Ritz Carlton appeared in court to follow through with her $5 million lawsuit. The news first broke back in mid-November 2011. De la Hoya said his name was “Thomas Crown” (classy) but made the mistake of letting her see his AmEx card. Apparently, the world class boxer donned his infamous black fishnet body suit and women’s underwear from 2007 again. He also asked her to invite her roommate over and kept asking for sex after the initial two times, and she declined. Damn, dude. Talk about getting your money’s worth. Anyway, here are her pics. Do you think you could go 3 rounds with her?

SOURCE: WPIX

21 Sexiest Aussie Athletes [PHOTOS]

If there’s ever a day to give thanks to Australia for all the awesome stuff they’ve given us, January 26th would be that day. On this date in 1788, the British Royal Navy took over the eastern seaboard of what we now call Australia. After awhile, the convicts and ne’er-do-wells that England sent over turned into descendants like Sophie Monk, Holly Valance, and Abbie Cornish. This country not only produces some of the hottest women in the world, but these ladies have still kept that toughness passed down to them by their ancestors. The likes of Candice Falzon, Jessica Bratich, and Niki Gudex are all talented athletes and professional beauties. Hopefully we’ll get to ogle these Aussies (and more) in the upcoming 2012 Olympics.

(above image via Shutterstock / Matthew Cole)

Eli Manning Drunk Photoshop Fails & Wins [188 PICS]

Eli’s going going back back to the Super Bowl. Over the years, we’ve grown accustomed to Manning Face but in the NFC Championship Game against the Niners – we saw Eli take some brutal hits all of which were accompanied by his trademark cringe. But one face will always hold a place in our hearts – the classic drunk pic he shared with a blonde groupie. Luckily, we’re not the only ones who love that face, we found an entire forum dedicated to it. Some might think it’s sad that an elite QB on the verge of winning his second ring in 5 seasons be subjected to this ridicule but we know Eli will take it in stride like always.

SOURCE: ExtremeSkins

SOURCE: ExtremeSkins

Willa Ford Wants To Be Bad With You On Her 31st Birthday [35 PHOTOS]

January 22 is singer/actress Willa Ford’s birthday and to celebrate her special day we put together a gallery of her sexiest photos. Some of you may have forgotten who Willa Ford is, or perhaps she has just slipped your mind after years of little activity. That’s what we are here for, to bring this hottie right back to the forefront where she belongs. If her big hit from 2001 “I Wanna Be Bad” doesn’t do it for you, how about Friday the 13th, the Lingerie Bowl, or Dancing With The Stars? Rumor has it she’s releasing a new album this year. Let’s hope she’s just as bad (in the sexy way) this go round.

For more of Willa, check out her Twitter | Official Site