UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Arrested In Vegas–Still Makes It to the Fights! [15 PHOTOS]

Arianny Celeste seems like a great gal to us–and yet the Octagon Girl almost missed the March 26th UFC Fights because she was getting bailed out of jail. As reported by TMZ, Arianny was arrested early Saturday morning for allegations of domestic violence. We’re happy to add that the stand-up guys at UFC stood up for Arianny. She was released from Nevada’s Clark County Detention Center around 7 pm, and was appearing with the UFC by the third-to-last brawl of the night. She might go on to a battle in court, but we still think of Arianny as a lover, not a fighter–and we love these pics of her from earlier this month. Check out Arianny as she poses in a bikini and charms us into buying copies of Maxim…

Babes of the French Open 2012 [PHOTOS]

May has been a big month for France. Not only have the world’s celebrities been partying at the Cannes Film Festival, a fair bit of them are probably planning to stay to watch the French Open (beginning May 27th). The clay courts of the Roland Garros favor defensive players, but that doesn’t mean you’re in for a boring competition. Even without the moaning and grunting, ome of these ladies really know how to bring the heat. Of course we’re excited to see the likes of Sherapova and Wozniacki, but have you seen Victoria Azarenka? That chick is amazing (and not half-bad at tennis either). To get a preview of the lovely femmes of the French Open, take a look below.

Victoria Azarenka

WTA Ranking: 1| French Opens Played: 6 | Age: 22 | Country: Belarus

Azarenka won a junior world championship in 2005 and the U.S. Open mixed doubles title, with her partner Max Mirny, in 2007. If you are at all interested in the kinds of things that I am, Victoria is best known for her screaming and grunts during the matches. She’s actually still moaning by the time the ball gets to her opponent. No paper bags necessary for this one fellas, just ear plugs.

Maria Sharapova

WTA Ranking: 2 |French Opens Played: 9 | Age: 25 | Country: Russia

Maria Sharapova is like Anna Kournikova but actually good. Not only was she in Sports Illustrated’s 2006 Swim Suit issue, Maria has also won three Grand Slam titles and pulled in $12 million in prize money alone. That’s not counting the $70 million contract she signed with Nike, dwarfing Serena’s welfare-like $43 million. Unfortunately, she’s engaged to NBA douche Sasha Vujačić. Not everyone’s perfect.

Agnieszka Radwanska

WTA Ranking: 3 | French Opens Played: 5 | Age: 23 | Country: Poland

This 23-year-old cutie became the first Polish player in history to win a Sony Ericsson WTA Tour singles title after winning the Nordea Nordic Light Open in 2007, as well as the first Polish woman to win a Grand Salm singles quarterfinal during the open era and the first to pass the $1 million mark in career prize money. There’s still no word yet on whether or not she has screwed in a lightbulb.

Samantha Stosur

WTA Ranking: 6 | French Opens Played: 8 | Age: 28 | Country: Australia

Stosur works best on a team, previously ranking as high as No. 1 on the WTA Tour in doubles. Her double-teaming partner is Lisa Raymond an American who is allegedly a lesbian. Together, they succesfully double-teamed Flavia Pennetta (also on this list) and Elena Dementieva. More recently, Samantha has found great success after shedding her partner. She’s currently No. 6 in the world for playing with just herself.

Marion Bartoli

WTA Ranking: 8 | French Opens Played: 11 | Age: 27 | Country: France

Marion is the current #1 French tennis player in the world and has racked up 7 WTA singles titles and 3 doubles titles. She fought her way to the Wimbledon finals in 2007, only to come up short to Venus Williams, who as we know is no slouch. Bartoli has garnered a reputation for her unorthodox playing style, using two hands for both her forehand and backhand strikes….so yeah.

Caroline Wozniacki

WTA Ranking: 9 | French Opens Played: 5 | Age: 21 | Country: Denmark

Since turning pro, this Danish hottie has been making quite a name for herself. The twenty-one-year-old has amassed an impressive record of 318-117 and made it to the finals in her first Grand Slam appearance (US Open 2009) before losing to the top-seeded Kim Clijsters. That same season, Caroline was awarded the Newcomer of the Year – just another reason to watch her closely.

Angelique Kerber

WTA Ranking: 10| French Opens Played: 4 | Age: 24 | Country: Germany

Kerber has been competing professionally since 2003 and has risen to become the top ranked German in the world. After winning 11 ITF titles and 2 WTA titles, she has mad quite the name for herself and is poised for a break out. Don’t be surprised to see this beauty sticking around until the late stages of the Open.

Vera Zvonareva

WTA Ranking: 11 | French Opens Played: 8 | Age: 27 | Country: Russia

Vera got started on the tennis court at the ripe age of six and she hasn’t looked back since. After turning pro in 2000, Zvonareva climbed as high as number two in the world and even was a medalist in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Sabine Lisicki

WTA Ranking: 12 | French Opens Played: | Age: 22 | Country: Germany

2010 was frustrating for Sabine as she battled injuries for most of the year, but she didn’t let that get her down. She came back strong the next year and re-entered the top 100 world rankings. She also became just the second player in Wimbledon history to advance to the semis while making the tournament as a wildcard participant. Not too shabby for someone as young as her.

Ana Ivanovic

WTA Ranking: 13 |French Opens Played: 7 | Age: 24 | Country: Serbia

Winner of the 2008 French Open and runner up in the 2007 French Open, Ivanovic clearly knows what she is doing on the clay surface. She stays busy off the court, studying finance at a university in Belgrade, but on the court she is known for her aggressive style of play. Here’s to hoping that aggressiveness translates to her life off the court.

Dominika Cibulkova

WTA Ranking: 16 |French Opens Played: 5 | Age: 23 | Country: Slovakia

Before going pro in 2005, this smokin’ Slovakian stunner is a former World-ranked No. 3 at the junior level. However, Dominika has had limited success in her pro career, with only one WTA title in the bag, though she did beat Jelena Jenkovik at the 2008 Rogers Cup in Montreal. And she lists “hard” as one of her favorite surfaces, which doesn’t make us want to make a penis joke at all…

Maria Kirilenko

WTA Ranking: 17 | French Opens Played: 8 | Age: 25 | Country: Russia

In 2002, Maria Kirilenko became one of the youngest winners of the Canadian Open and the US Open Juniors. She won the doubles title in Estoril om 2008, partnering Flavia Pennetta, and her fourth WTA title in Barcelona. Maria was also in a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pictorial entitled Valley of the Dolls.

Flavia Pennetta

WTA Ranking: 20 | French Opens Played: 9 | Age: 30 | Country: Italy

Flavia is an Italian hottie who has beaten the best in the world (Justine Henin, Martina Hingis, Venus Williams). She is the first Italian to place in the WTA Top 10 and was most recently featured in the new WTA campaign ‘Strong is Beautiful.’ I sincerely hope that girls don’t take that phrase too seriously.

Jelena Jankovic

WTA Ranking: 21 | French Opens Played: 8 | Age: 27 | Country: Serbia

Jelena Jankovic was the No. 1 ranked women’s player for 17 weeks in 2008 until Serena knocked her off the pole. While many ‘pole’ jokes come to mind immediately, I’m going to take the high road and just say that Jelena is still hotter than Serena. That competition, by the way, is totally more important.

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova

WTA Ranking: 24 | French Opens Played: 4 | Age: 20 | Country: Russia

In 2006, Anastasia caught the tennis world’s attention when she beat Caroline Wozniacki (current No. 1) to win the 2006 junior Australian Open. That same year, Anastasia won the US Open junior title, then defended her title in Australia against Tamira Paszek. This name is going to be an important one to remember, if you can get the spelling / pronunciation down.

Petra Cetkovska

WTA Ranking: 26 | French Opens Played: 3 | Age: 27 | Country: Czech Republic

Cetkovska is tri-lingual, fluent in Czech, English and French, but we could care less what language she speaks to us. Her record is at an impressive 348–174 and although she has never advanced further than the fourth round of a Grand Slam tournament, she has beaten some pretty talented competition. Don’t be surprised if we see an upset or two out of this Czech cutie.

Julia Goerges

WTA Ranking: 27 | French Opens Played: 3 | Age: 23 | Country: Germany

2011 was a good one for ‘gorgeous’ Goerges, winning two of her 3 finals Tour appearances. Also that year, she offed Caroline Wozniacki in Stuttgart, Germany and won a Porsche (insert convertible joke here). As of this month she has won two WTA singles titles and three doubles titles.

Svetlana Kuznetsova

WTA Ranking: 28 | French Opens Played: 9 | Age: 26 | Country: Russia

Svetlana has two Grand Slam victories under her belt, winning the US Open in 2004 and the French Open in 2009. She has been knocked for being unpredictable on the court, but you won’t hear us complaining about that…we love an unpredictable babe.

Sorana Cirstea

WTA Ranking: 41 | French Opens Played: 4 | Age: 22 | Home Country: Romania

At only 22 years old, Sorana is one of the more talented and sexy up-and-comers in the tennis world. We aren’t the only ones recognizing her hotness, as MSN has recognized her as one of the most beautiful athletes in the world. We are all hoping she attains some more success on the court, because wins will lead to more exposure off the court. More Sorana? Yes, please.

Simona Halep

WTA Ranking: 49 | French Opens Played: 2 | Age: 20 | Nationality: Romanian

Simona has never advanced past the third round of a Grand Slam, but we might see a new side of her this year in the French Open. She recently got a breast reduction, and although that displeases us here at COED, it might positively affect her game.

Iveta Benesova

WTA Ranking: 51 | French Opens Played: 10 | Age: 29 | Home Country: Czech Republic

Iveta seems to be coming into her own, advancing to the 4th round of this and last years Australian Open, the furthest shes ever advanced in a Grand Slam. Even though she is older than a lot of her competition, she has potential to make a splash. There always seems to be a wily vet in the pool that ends up surprising the rest of the competitors and that could be Iveta.

Timea Babos

WTA Ranking: 65 | French Opens Played: 1 | Age: 19 | Home Country: Hungary

At only 19 years old Babos is the youngest player in the top 100 rankings. What is even more impressive is that at this young age she has already won ten singles and nine doubles professional titles. Heres to hoping that this Hungarian hottie sticks around for a long time.

Alexandra Panova

WTA Ranking: 77 | French Opens Played: 1 | Age: 23 | Home Country: Russia

Not the strongest competitor in the field, Panova hasn’t advanced any further than the third round of any Grand Slam. Ranking and talent aside, Panova is quite the looker and sports some ferocity on the court.

Alize Cornet

WTA Ranking: 83 | French Opens Played: 7 | Age: 22 | Home Country: France

Alize has a ton of Juniors titles under her belt, having won the 2007 Girls Singels at Roland Garros amongst others. She also scored a payday of $50,000 after winning the 2007 ITF tournament in Dnepropetrovsk. At the 2007 US Open things took a turn for the worse as she lost to Jelena Jankovic in the third round. In 2008, she came back to reached the third round with a win over Camille Pin. We’re guessing she used her clever shirt technique to distract her.

Victoria Larriere

WTA Ranking: 175 | French Opens Played: 1 | Age: 21 | Home Country: France

This French beauty is young and talented and is finally starting to see some traction in her pro career. In 2011 she won her first ITF final in a tournament in Istanbul. Although that isn’t a Grand Slam, it is by no means anything to slouch at. At 21, we hope Victoria is poised for a breakout because…well, just look at her.

Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls 2012: Memorial Day Edition [230 PHOTOS]

Memorial Day has become one of the premier party weekends not only of the summer, but of the year. Here in the tri-state area, most of us head down to the Jersey Shore, out to The Hamptons or up to New England to enjoy some fun in the sun. Granted these places are great to celebrate MDW, the good folks on the border of Arizona and California have us East coast slugs beat with the now infamous Lake Havasu. This reservoir has become a hot bed for some of the southwest’s sexiest girls to let loose over the long weekend. If this gallery doesn’t make you want to head west for next year’s MDW you have some serious problems on your hands. I, however, will remain here for MDW because all of these pictures remind me a little bit too much of the setting in the cinematic masterpiece Piranha 3D.

Another One Bites the Dust: Keira Knightley Engaged [18 PHOTOS]

Welp, fellow dreamers like myself, another one of our all-time fantasy girls is officially off the market. Keira Knightley’s publicist has confirmed that the movie star has gotten engaged.. This British babe has been a favorite of ours at COED ever since we stared into those eyes in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. (No, we haven’t seen Bend It Like Beckham.) She just screams sexy in every photo she takes and every movie she appears in, so it is only right that we pay our respects to one of the great ones as she embarks on the path to married life. We wish all the best to Keira and fiance James Righton (of the indie band Klaxons), but don’t think that a part of us will cry going to sleep tonight knowing that she is off the market.

Yes, This Ronald McDonald Unhappy Meal Happened

We’re not sure that even a free Happy Meal is going to save this little girl from some pretty serious night-terrors. What’s interesting is that usually McDonald’s causes heartattacks among older, fatter people. I guess it’s never too late to tap into a new market. As you go out and about this Memorial Day weekend, you might want to think about grilling your own burgers as opposed to buying them from a fast food place. Otherwise, you might have an experience similar to this girl.

AWOL Playboy Pool Party

We’re not on the West Coast, but if we lived anywhere near Hollywood, you could bet your sweet tuchus that we’d be at the AWOL Party this weekend. From Friday until Saturday, the Roosevelt Hotel is going to be rocking with some of the flyest California girls you’ve ever laid eyes on. The party starts tomorrow, so remember that it’s not too late to get your tickets here. Why would you want to miss the best party of the weekend when you have Monday off? We can’t think of a good excuse either. Check out the photos of the parties below, and then get your tickets here.

Brooklyn Lee’s 19 Sexiest Twitpics

By now you’ve probably seen the Twitter picture of porn stars Brooklyn Lee, Tasha Reign, and Jennifer Taule posing with Bill Clinton. What you might not know is that we’ve been on the Brooklyn Lee train for a little while. You can check out our interview with her here, but (considering all the hoopla) we thought that you might be more interested in her awesome Twitter photos. We’ve pulled together the sexiest SFW photos of the AVN’s Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee below. To see her posing with Bill Clinton, click here.

The Facebook IPO: What the Hell Happened?

We can use Facebook for a lot of things. For example, the company just provided a good example of one cardinal rule: “Everybody I know uses it” is not a financial strategy. Look at how many people thought the social network was a guaranteed good investment when the company opened last Friday to outside investors. A lot of people have made quick cash on Initial Public Offerings on tech stocks, and Facebook’s IPO was hyped as a potential return to the days of the 1990s tech boom.

The stock started out last Friday being sold at $38 a share. There was huge demand by buyers figuring their shares would be worth $138 by the end of the day. That’s happened with stocks before–but Facebook ended the first day of its IPO with stock selling at just around $38 a share. Four days later, Facebook was selling at $32 a share. If you had bought one thousand shares of Facebook stock on the IPO’s first day, you had already lost $6,000.

Of course, you can’t really judge a stock’s success based on four days. An IPO is a risky thing, too, where underwriters (in this case, mostly the financial services firm Morgan Stanley) have to balance the cost of stock to appeal to individual investors and institutions like hedge funds. The Facebook IPO still counts as an instant loser. One problem was that all the media hype ignored that Facebook had been adjusting its sales pitch to investors right up to the last minute. That included Facebook having to admit that the network’s revenue had been seriously declining.

Financial experts were reading that kind of thing while regular folks were reading about Bono’s plan to get rich by buying Facebook stock. The company still sold $16 billion worth of stock, and at least Facebook is avoiding the quick stock inflation that backfired on ’90s tech companies. That’s still a steep opening decline. There’s already talk of investigating Morgan Stanley over how the company set the stock, and the NASDAQ stock exchange is being accused of some technical flubs.

If nothing else, this is all a reminder that IPOs remain a bad way to judge the worth of a business. That’s especially true for small investors–now commonly called “retail investors”–who buy stock for themselves instead of going through big institutions. The hard truth is that America has a market that works on two levels, and those billions of dollars were mostly earned for those big institutions. It’s probably a good thing that Facebook didn’t bring back the ’90s boom. Every generation needs to be reminded that IPOs aren’t easy money.

Investigative Reporter Brett Higgens Finds Booze-Filled 5.29 L.A. Party–With A Daniel Tosh Connection! [VIDEO]

We know that we’ve mocked investigative reporter Brett Higgens over the past few days. Maybe we were even happy to see his arms broken. We’ll still concede that Higgens has found the big story behind the 5.29 conspiracy. This new video has all the details behind a top-secret Los Angeles gathering–to celebrate the return of new episodes of Tosh.0 to the Comedy Central line-up. Of course, it’s no secret anymore, thanks to the hard work of Brett Higgens. Get all the breaking news from Higgens himself, and then you West Coasters (or dedicated guys from elsewhere) can RSVP to: toshmeetup [at] gmail [dot] com. Brett, we are sorry to have doubted you.

Nicole Scherzinger’s Sideboob Was The Best Thing At The MIB 3 Premiere [17 PHOTOS]

Truth be told, we’re not particularly excited for Men In Black 3 but we are pretty miffed that we missed the premiere on Wednesday night. Nicole Scherzinger treated everyone to a peep at her Pussycat Doll sideboob when she walked down the red carpet in this pretty open dress. It’s the kind of sideboob that even a neuralyzer (proper spelling, haters) couldn’t remove from my mind. Of course, she’s no Micaela Schaefer wearing VHS tape but there aren’t many people who can stake that claim. Check out the best thing about MIB 3 that you’ve already missed below.

500 Sexy Pit Babes For The Indianapolis 500

The Pacers aren’t going to be the only talk of Indiana this weekend. On May 27th, thousands of NASCAR fanatics and party animals will descend on the Indianapolis Speedway to watch a lot of souped-up cars (FOX | 5:30 PM EST) for the Coca-Cola 500. Truthfully we’re hoping for some pretty epic crashes (non-fatal of course) but there are always some other ways to distract yourself if the left-turns get boring. No, we’re not talking about the endless amounts of beer that you can consume, we’re referring to the sexy starlets of the pit. A hot chick greased up in oil with a wrench? Count us in! Once you check out their photos below, you’ll probably want to join us on the tarmac.

Yes, This Gay Football Moment Happened [41 PHOTOS]

The NBA is busy dealing with hard fouls to the grill piece and here you have a pretty heartwarming moment between the Indianapolis Colts. I wonder if Gay is upset that he didn’t get to collect the bounty on Vinatierri’s knee. Well, there’s always next year. Just another day here at “Yes, This Happened” where we bring you some of the strangest moments on the internet. Considering the creeps that are online, you know that you’re in real wild ride. Check out the random WTF-ness below!

Miss COED: Kyra Transtrum [15 PHOTOS]

Kyra is a Marketing major at ASU and happy to be a new member of the Tempe12 team. Originally hailing from Eagle, Idaho, Kyra made the smart move to attend Arizona State University where she hopes to move into sports broadcasting. We’re always fond of good looking sports casters, so clearly we’re keeping our fingers crossed. When Kyra is working hard in class, you can probably catch this beauty jogging around campus. If you can’t keep up with her speed, we suggest you should try hanging with her on the slopes where she snowboards and skis, or on the water while she wakeboards. Yeah, this blonde seems like a pretty good time to hang around. Check out her photos and stats below!

School: ASU | Location: Tempe, AZ

For more of Kyra, check her out on: Facebook | Tempe12

Know a beautiful girl who could be a Miss COED? Submit her full name along with pics to models@teamcoed.com.

Bill Clinton’s Porn Stars Love COED! [PHOTOS + VIDEOS]

If you haven’t seen the full photo of former President of Bill Clinton, here he is posing with pornstars Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee (plus one girl we have yet to admit we know). The foursome took this photo during the “Nights In Monaco” fundraiser but since Brooklyn Lee has since taken the photo off of her Twitter account, we have no way of confirming that. What we can confirm, though, is that Tasha Reign is a big fan of COED Magazine. Don’t believe us? Check out these photos she sent us when she was a Miss COED back in 2010. You can view the rest of these photos here.

Additionally, we know Brooklyn Lee (the girl who uploaded the photo) pretty well. Check out this interview we did with her a few months back. The only question that remains is whether or not Bill knew who these fine looking ladies actually were. My money’s on the fact that he knew, but just didn’t give a f*ck. Dude is absolutely crushing it in the “speaking for dollars game” while his wife is busting her balls for the nation. Sounds like a deal to me. We’ll leave you with Tasha’s video she left us, along with some of her photos we know you’ll love. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.