Tulisa Contostavlos Is FHM UK’s Sexiest Woman [19 PHOTOS]

Today it was announced that FHM UK had chosen Tulisa Contostavlos as their sexiest woman of the year. You might remember Tulisa from her gig on the British X-Factor, her vocals for N-Dubz, or (most likely) her short-lived home video career. Not to say that she’s undeserving of the title, but the announcement did come as a bit of a shock to us. We’ve been fans of hers since we first saw her flick, but it’s especially nice to see her in an FHM-styled photoshoot. Check out the photos of her below. [Lead image via Made Mansion]

Two Things Sofia Vergara Was Hiding From The White House [8 PHOTOS]

In a surprise early move, the internet gods bestowed upon us an early Cinco De Mayo present: Sofia Vergara. GQ Mexico made a veteran move by scheduling the lovely Columbian to appear in the May 2012 Issue. You might remember Sofia from the White House Correspondents Association Dinner on Saturday (we know the Secret Service does). She was wearing a nifty conservative dress that screamed “I respect tradition, but I don’t want to bottle these up too much.”

Oddly enough, that constriction might explain why Sofia decided to completely forego the bra option in one of these pics. Check out a mix of her GQ Mexico photos and her White House Correspondents Association Dinner below.

Paulina Gretzky’s TwitPics Were PG Compared to These Instagram PHOTOS

After seeing these recent Paulina Gretzky party pics, we can only imagine that The Great One wishes his daughter could return to the days of Twitter.  If you recall, Paulina deleted her account moments after she was summoned to a dinner by her dad back in November to discuss her uber-promiscuous presence on her social media outlets.  Yes, it was a sad day for the internet, but (luckily for us all) COED had posted Paulina’s pics a few months prior. Her TwitPics were above and beyond sexy, but these recent pics are downright dirty–and by “dirty,” we mean AWESOME. It goes without saying, but we’ll say it–More, please, Paulina.

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Miss COED: Csira Mead [12 PHOTOS]

Csira is an aspiring 18 year old model from Marin County. When she’s not working as the hostess for a high-end restaurant, this petite blonde loves being outside. She regularly goes on hikes, chills on the beach, and even takes late-night drives just to get out of the house. We’re always big fans of energetic girls, so it’s our pleasure to introduce you to her. What makes Csira especially interesting is that she can play football with the guys, go home and shower, then throw on a pair of seven inch heels to go party. I knew she’d make for perfect Miss COED once I checked out her profile on Facebook. Once you’re done looking at her photos and stats below, you should see what I mean. [lead image via John T. Photography]

Age: 18 | Location: San Francisco, CA | Height: 5’5″ | Weight: 116 | Measurements: 32C-23-25

For more of Csira, check her out on: Facebook | ModelMayhem

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The 2012 NFL Draft Order Represented By Sexy Superfans [32 PHOTOS]

On the night of April 26th, every serious fan of the NFL will be watching ESPN with hopes that their respective teams make some smart draft decisions. Personally, we’re not big fans of the draft — it takes too long. Yeah, there are some great drinking games you can play but the suspense is too much. What really interests us is the amount of pressure that the GMs face. Even if they make a good call, it seems like any decision a GM makes is met with loud and obnoxious boos. Not to pat ourselves on the back, but here at COED we think that we’ve got a pretty solid eye for talent scouting. We decided to pull together our #1 sexiest fans for each team in the NFL, in order of where their favorite team is in the draft. We know you’ll like our decisions.

Sarah Jean Underwood’s Motorboat + Her Other Sexiest Twitpics [32 PHOTOS]

This past weekend, Sarah Jean Underwood attended a pool party at the Encore in Las Vegas. There’s no question that the photos from that day are amazing, but what about the behind-the-scenes action? Without her stacked Twitter account, Sarah’s audience would never have known that this motorboat happened. See what social media can do for your career? Yes, you’ve already seen what she looks like both in leather and in her house, but what about when she takes her show on the road? Check out this smokeshow’s hottest Twitpics below! For your viewing pleasure, we’ve also included the photos from that Encore shoot at the bottom.

No, seriously–here are those Encore, Vegas shots.

Abs-solute Anna Kournikova [76 PHOTOS]

In today’s world of Kate Uptons and Lucy Pinders, we sometimes forget about one of the most mesmerizing women of the decade — Anna Kournikova. The beautiful tennis star/model is about to head to Spain as part of a USO tour and yes, she still looks fantastic. Anna’s not old by any means, but you’ve gotta hand it to her for staying in such glorious shape now that she’s not competing any more. I mean her abs are ridiculous. You just might not have notice because you were so busy staring elsewhere.

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Into the Mist With the Orb Vaporizer

We have so many friends who’ve switched to vaporizers that we’re not even thinking of it as smoking anymore. But if you’re not as health-conscious as your average stoner, then maybe you haven’t even thought about a vaporizer. The big idea is that marijuana might not be as healthy for you as your doctor says. Even the cleanest bud has smoke toxins. That’s pretty much an inherent part of the smoking thing. All you really want is to get that precious THC that gives you all the toking benefits and keeps Doritos in business. A vaporizer provides a pleasant mist to inhale instead of some evil fog that might kill you deader than those people on Lost. (That was a TV show. The ending sucked.)

The problem is that vaporizers get pretty complicated–or they did until the awesome Orb Vaporizer. This beauty replaces all the dangers of a portable vaporizer (hot! hot! hot!), and doesn’t look nearly as flat-out conspicuous as bulkier ones. It’s a damn stealthy machine that doubles as an oil heater to provide some fragrant room refreshing. You won’t be stuck having to explain what that big thing is sitting on your coffee table. The Orb is a decent size and looks pretty cool in any color–and also heats up faster than any vaporizer we’ve ever vapored with before. It’s some instant gratification at a reasonable price. That’s $239 when ordered through Vaporb.com. You’re getting a full kit, too. This might be the end of traditional smoking, but don’t feel bad. We’ll still get lots of deadly toxins from cooking over the barbeque stand.

Yes, This Unfortunate Disney Family Photo Happened [38 PHOTOS]

Sometimes those family pics don’t happen the way you want ‘em to turn out. I guess that’s what you get for taking a photo at the Anal Kingdom though. The internet is a pretty unbelievable place, filled with everything from educational information to rubbish that can make your brain rot. Luckily for you, in our section titled “Yes, This Happened” we’re here to help filter out all that learning sh*t. “YTH” is the place people come to veg out and check what’s happening in the weirder corners of the web. Peep that nonsense below!

Can’t Find The Vinyl LP You’ve Been Seeking All Your Life? There’s An App for That

Yay, it’s almost Record Store Day! Boo, there aren’t any record stores! Or maybe you’re just not checking the right app. There was a fabulously free one launched earlier this year from our pals at The Vinyl District. There’s nothing worse for a music fiend than landing in a strange town (or country) and just not knowing where to go to find some precious vinyl–or CDs, or used DVDs, or bongs, or whatever we vaguely remember record stores selling. This amazing app lets you find whatever record stores are nearby. Maybe more importantly, the app also lets you know which record stores have closed since you were late in town, or maybe got a hot tip at a record fair. Music lovers have jumped in to help make this app valuable, too. The music geek community has chimed in from over 25 countries. That’s one impressive network of guys (and maybe a few gals) searching out a mint-condition LP of the debut album by the Peanut Butter Conspiracy. No, you can’t have mine.

Adolf Hitler’s Birthday and 4 Other Historical 420 Buzzkills

April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year.

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If I Went To The Gym, I’d Probably Hate These Guys Too [VIDEO]

Sprained ankles, laziness, and lack of time are all equally crappy reasons to not go to the gym. What’s worse is that the odd times I do find myself dragged to the weight room by a buddy of mine, I can’t stop people watching. There are some seriously weird people there. The creators of “Don’t Be That Guy” must agree with me because their most recent episode tackles the various d*uches you see in the gym. The one guy they missed, though, is the space-waster. The guy who just sits at a machine, listens to some jams, and tries to remain anonymous. Like me.

Maria Menounos Bikini Mayhem [35 PHOTOS]

Maria Menounous is one of the favorites to win Dancing With The Stars this season. We’re crossing our fingers that she keeps moving on to the next rounds because that means the internet will continue to be flooded with sweet yoga pants and high-heeled training pictures each week. Maria has a rockin body of epic proportions so today we celebrate it by checking her out while she wears much less than a ballgown. Bikini mayhem of the hottest girl whose last name you can’t spell below!

Are These the Colombian Prostitutes at the Center of the Secret Service Scandal? [48 PHOTOS]

We all know that members of the Secret Service screwed up President Obama’s trip to a diplomatic summit in Colombia by getting (allegedly) caught up in a sex scandal involving hookers–starting with one hooker who made the newspapers after getting in an argument with a Secret Service agent over a $47 service fee. We’re also all agreed that the Secret Service agents were very unprofessional to be carousing with local prostitutes. In their defense, though, look at these Colombian prostitutes. It’s not even illegal to have sex with hookers in Colombia as long as it’s done in a “tolerance zone,” and we’re tolerant of hard-working government types performing a little local outreach. We don’t want the agents exploiting Colombian women, but these lovely Latinas look like healthy gals who are having a good time. Now let’s concentrate on how the United States has chosen to remain neutral on the British-Argentinian dispute over the Falkland Islands.