[23 PHOTOS] Victoria Azarenka Wins Australian Open… So do We!

Victoria Azarenka destroyed Maria Sharapova in straight sets to win Saturday’s Australian Open Final in Melbourne.  The 22 year-old Belarusian stunner will move to the one spot when the new world rankings come out on Monday.  It’s fairly obvious why Azarenka’s been at the top of our rankings for years.

New Miley Cyrus Birthday Party Photos Take the Cake

Is Miley Cyrus some kind of idiot savant / mastermind evil genius on par with the Kardashians? Do all celebrities just sit around all day brainstorming ideas for completely ridiculous antics that make the majority of Americans flip their lid and all media members scoff? Like did Miley finally get a chance to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin, saw the Betty Cocker Wigging Out scene and think I gotta do that? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that she celebrated her boyfriend Liam’s birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake shaped like a dong piece. Yes, Mr. President the erection results are in.

SOURCE: TMZ

88 Reasons You Should Be Watching The Australian Open [PHOTOS]

If you’re a Ravens or 49ers fan, you’re most likely avoiding ESPN or any other network that shows sports highlights, so you may be unaware that the Australian Open is underway. This isn’t entirely your fault – most Americans get the short end of the stick because of the time difference. The matches and live broadcasts take place around 12 AM EST. By that point in the night, anything you’re watching is likely going to have a lot more than grunting going on. Before you completely write the event off, though, you might want to check out our gallery of the 88 best reasons to tune in.

The 99 Sexiest TwitPics From The 2012 AVN Awards [PHOTOS]

The 2012 AVN Awards went down on Saturday night in Las Vegas. We called it one of the reasons last week wouldn’t suck then we showed you the hottest pics of the Best Actress nominees (Jessie Andrews won for her perf in Portrait of a Call Girl, which is the least dirty sounding title of the bunch). If you don’t get Showtime and weren’t famous, cool, or well-endowed enough to attend, we’ve got you covered – which is a word you’d use to describe the actresses once their scene is done. Do you think you could go the entire show with adjourning to the restroom for some “me time”? Can you imagine what the after-party is like?

Gina Carano Overdose Will Make You Go Haywire [134 PHOTOS]

If you read our Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck, you already know where we’re going with this post. Haywire opens this Friday (1/20) and the more we hear / see about it, the more our anticipation grows. At first, it looked like another one of those straight-to-DVD titles from WWE in which they try to give us the next Rock. But, when you look at the director (Soderbergh who gave us Sasha Grey’s “debut” in The Girlfriend Experience) and the cast (Douglas, Tatum, Fassbender, McGregor, Banderas), we might just have an underrated “hit” on our hands. But the impetus behind our desire to see the film rests on the strong shoulders of Gina Carano in her first lead role. If this gallery of her hottest pics isn’t enough, you can check out the first five minutes of the movie on Hulu.

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Rihanna ‘Blunt’-ly Hits the Maui Wowie in Hawaii [22 PHOTOS]

In today’s News That Shouldn’t Surprise You, here’s some photographic evidence of Rihanna smoking weed. On her Twitter account yesterday she posted “Kush rolled, glass full… I prefer the better things!” and it’s clear that she does. Considering that she is Bahamian, should I be impressed by the blunt that she rolled? Probably, but the thing to note here is how you can easily see that Rihanna is getting progressively more high as she blazes. My only question is where are the snacks at? I guess you have to give something up if you’re under constant scrutiny. Check out these smokin’ photos of Rihanna below. To see more photos of sexy celebrity stoners click here.

Miss Golden Globes 2012 Rainey Qualley’s Sexiest Facebook Photos

While most of you were watching some pigskin over the weekend, the awards season began with the Golden Globes on Sunday, January 16th. Each year, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association chooses the daughter of a famous actress or celebrity to help them promote and assist with running the Golden Globes. This year the title was given to Rainey Qualley, daughter of Paul Qualley and Andie MacDowell. Somewhat unknown in the film biz, Rainey is waiting for the release date for her debut film Mighty Fine to be released. I don’t think that a movie starring Rainey could have a better title. Check out her hottest Facebook photos below.

Has Anyone Seen The Husband Of The Teen Mom Who Shotgunned The Intruder?

We’ve all heard this story by now. 18-year-old mother of a newborn shoots an intruder with a twelve gauge after calling 911 and asking permission to shoot him. ONE THING everyone missed about the story is the baby daddy. The guy in the screengrab is her husband who died of cancer on Christmas Day. First of all, he was in his late 50s. The age of consent in Oklahoma is 16 so the marriage was legal but still on the level of Courtney Stodden.  Second, is it just me or does this picture look like it was shot in the early 1970s? How is this the best picture they could find? There wasn’t anything in the house from the last three decades? Never. Visiting. Oklahoma. This story is bizarre.

Here’s the ABC segment – take note of the reporter’s voice and try not to think of Jim Carrey in “Bruce Almighty” – “That’s how the cookie crumbles.”

Here’s an eyewitness…

[29 PHOTOS] Will The Bachelor’s Blakeley Shea Go Lesbian Over Ben Flanjik?

Former Hooters Calendar Girl / Maxim Hot 100 2006 nominee Blakeley Shea has her work cut out for her on ABC’s  2012 season of The Bachelor.  The current “VIP waitress” from Charlotte, North Carolina got hit hard with some strong bisexual game from fellow contestant Monica Spannbauer during the premiere episode of the  show’s 16th Season. Which way she’ll go remains to be seen, but as you will see in this gallery, Blakeley’s got a body that demands attention.

These XXXMas Girls Had Too Much Eggnog [57 PHOTOS]

These ladies know how to listen to some good Funday advice and are 100% embracing the cheer of the season. It’s either that, or the fact that the pressure to buy awesome gifts for people and attend every party that they’ve been invited to has really gotten to them. Either way, these girls making out with each other and rubbing up on Jolly Saint Nick really are perpetuating the notion of “T*ts the season…” Check out the drunken ladies below!

Nicole Sparks Tops The Week In Re-Boob

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There’s a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We’re offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It’s hard work, but we think you’re up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Nicole Sparks, Brooklyn Decker, the hottest rack in cheerleading, Jordan Carver,#FriskyFriday, and much more. Check out the full hotness below!

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Sexy Smokeshows in Shoulder Pads [31 PHOTOS]

I wish that all forms of protection were this sexy. Sure we’ve already hit you guys with sexy girls rocking the football jersey, but we’re taking it to another level: chicks in shoulder pads. While this uniform is pretty much the standard for the Lingerie Football League, seeing these girls on TV versus seeing HQ photos makes all the difference. “Why have the shoulder pads when you can just take them off?” you might ask. Dudes, the pads are for your protection, not theirs. That’s how powerful this knockout gallery is. Check it out below.

Gorgeous Gift Wrapped Girls [58 PHOTOS]

If you’re a little nervous or unsure of what to get that special slampig in your life, you can always fall back on getting her some sexy lingerie. By getting her sexy lingerie, I mean buying some ribbon and asking her to wear it. If she starts flapping her gums about “I bought you blah blah,” remind her that it’s the thought that counts. Straight from the heart, here’s an early Holiday present for you all you guys out there. You’re probably going to want to keep the tissue that these girls were wrapped in.

The Girls Of Miss BumBum Brazil 2011 [218 PHOTOS]

If I was to ask you what country is known for their butts, what would your guess be? Nevermind, I’ll tell you. Brazil, hands down. Now what if I was to tell you that there was a competition for (wait for it) the best butt in Brazil? Would that be something you might be interested in? Yeah, I thought so. Well it’s called the Miss BumBum Brazil pageant, and (in the same light that the NBA’s MVP can consider themselves the world’s best basketball player) the winner is officially the most a**tastic woman in the world. You can check out all the competitors in all their onion-booty glory below.