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The Uber-Sexy Sophia Loren [Gallery]

Lake Havasu Memorial Day Party Girls [Gallery]

Fact: 20% of Teens Post Nude Pics Online

Fact: 20% of Teens Post Nude Pics Online

Bacon Is More Popular Than Jennifer Aniston

Does Audrina Patridge Ever Wear Clothes?

NDSU Guard Sets Single Game Free Throw Record

WTF Is Michael Jackson Thinking Wearing This?!

Sometimes You Need Some Help

When Is “Give Aubrey O’Day A Facial Night?”

List Of Stuff Middle-Aged White Guys Like

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The Ultimate Fighter Finale Is Tonight!

COED Vault: 5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested

It’s 70 degress in New York City and summer is looking closer than ever. To commemorate the fine weather we share with you a sex story from the COED Vault.

Though originally published in early August this warm weather Kama Sutra guide is timeless. My favorite position has to be the “Randy Raft.” This one is perfect because you ‘can hit different angles like a pro, and at the same time put out very little effort. There might even be room on the raft for your beer.’ Genius!

Now get out there, hit the gym to get that beach body in share and practice practice practice the “5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested.”

FIFA Uniform Malfunctions

naked soccer

I don’t know if science has coined a term for soccer fetish, but what ever it is I’ve got it.

Artist John Vargas got these hot models to get naked so he could cover them up – with painted soccer uniforms, that is. These are the kind of Jersey Girls I want to meet.

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Spring Break Bikini Beach Girls Gallery 4

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Spring Break Bikini Beach Girls Gallery 2

Spring Break Bikini Beach Girls Gallery 1

The Biggest Loser: Fat people cry ALOT!

biggest loserWTF?!

My roommate’s girlfriend made us watch “The Biggest Loser.” I learned that fat people cry, sweat and fight alot. I mean ALOT! Imagine Survivor with fat people, that is this show in a small nutshell.

The best part was that this week – the only week I have been forced to watch – they brought in a psychotherapist. Jesus-TapDancing-Christ…they are so damn whiney, pissy, moody; Who watches this sh*t on a weekly basis?

If you want to feel good about yourself, watch this show on NBC. You will feel like you have it together and that you look damn sexy.

This therapist was telling them that it is not their fault that they were fat, but rather their past experiences that drove them to eat themselves into being HUNDREDS of pounds over-weight. Really – I couldn’t make this up.

So I did what any reasonable dude would do…I laughed my silly ass off! (more…)