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Fact: 20% of Teens Post Nude Pics Online

Fact: 20% of Teens Post Nude Pics Online

Bacon Is More Popular Than Jennifer Aniston

Does Audrina Patridge Ever Wear Clothes?

NDSU Guard Sets Single Game Free Throw Record

WTF Is Michael Jackson Thinking Wearing This?!

Sometimes You Need Some Help

When Is “Give Aubrey O’Day A Facial Night?”

List Of Stuff Middle-Aged White Guys Like

Check Out Pics From Run DMC’s 25th Anniversary Party

The Ultimate Fighter Finale Is Tonight!

COED Vault: 5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested

It’s 70 degress in New York City and summer is looking closer than ever. To commemorate the fine weather we share with you a sex story from the COED Vault.

Though originally published in early August this warm weather Kama Sutra guide is timeless. My favorite position has to be the “Randy Raft.” This one is perfect because you ‘can hit different angles like a pro, and at the same time put out very little effort. There might even be room on the raft for your beer.’ Genius!

Now get out there, hit the gym to get that beach body in share and practice practice practice the “5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested.”

FIFA Uniform Malfunctions

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I don’t know if science has coined a term for soccer fetish, but what ever it is I’ve got it.

Artist John Vargas got these hot models to get naked so he could cover them up - with painted soccer uniforms, that is. These are the kind of Jersey Girls I want to meet.

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The Biggest Loser: Fat people cry ALOT!

biggest loserWTF?!

My roommate’s girlfriend made us watch “The Biggest Loser.” I learned that fat people cry, sweat and fight alot. I mean ALOT! Imagine Survivor with fat people, that is this show in a small nutshell.

The best part was that this week - the only week I have been forced to watch - they brought in a psychotherapist. Jesus-TapDancing-Christ…they are so damn whiney, pissy, moody; Who watches this sh*t on a weekly basis?

If you want to feel good about yourself, watch this show on NBC. You will feel like you have it together and that you look damn sexy.

This therapist was telling them that it is not their fault that they were fat, but rather their past experiences that drove them to eat themselves into being HUNDREDS of pounds over-weight. Really - I couldn’t make this up.

So I did what any reasonable dude would do…I laughed my silly ass off! Read More »

George Clooney, U.N. Messenger of Peace?

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WTF is wrong with the world?!

Another actor trying to be a politician/activist? Sorry, me thinks we have enough of those. Between Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and all the old West Wing actors, there is enough crazy to go around - don’t do this George.

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NORAD Santa Radar

NORAD SANTA

Track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! Google Maps will refresh Santa’s position every 5 minutes.

I’m gonna spill the beans: Santa doesn’t exist. Sorry to break your hearts. With that said, this site is perfect for those of us with young siblings. They will get a kick out of NORAD Santa Tracker. Stop being so smug and loosen up a little!

Jamie Lynn and Casey - Get Hitched or go to Jail?

Jamie Lynn Spears Casey AlridgeAs if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.

So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, white trash don’t keep good records and for some reason there is a some discussion as to how old he is.

People are looking at Casey’s MySpace page, which has him at 17; his old school records that have him at 19. However, the latter records come from his Principal, who is trying to hold the school yearbooks to make extra money. It’s about as trustworthy as the Mitchell Report.

My roommate is pre-law, so here is the $.50 tour:

- If he is 17, he is just another genius who knocked up a Spears girl and won the “K-Fed Lottery”

- If he is 18, there are some state statutes that would allow for a 2 year differentiation between consent and statutory rape

- If he is 19, he is f**ked Read More »

Harvard Implements “Scholarships for All Students - No Loans” Policy

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Harvard and Yale announced they will be be providing financial aid to families who make under $180,000 per year in a move that sets a new standard for all private universities to include students of all economic backgrounds.

The move by private schools to assist through expanded scholarships and grants is in stark contrast to the often corrupt and exclusive “student loan” system that state schools use.

“Across the country, states provide state loans to students through non-profit corporations that are accountable to no one and increasingly corrupt.” Like the “Iowa Student Loan Liquidity Corp.” which is just one private loan offender that is under investigation by the attorney general.

Meanwhile, students attending the private University of Iowa graduate with an average of $20,234 in debt, well below the national average. Read More »