An Insane Amount Of NHL Ice Girls To Kick Off The 2011-12 Season [115 PHOTOS]

Seems like just yesterday the Bruins hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup above their heads as the entire city of Vancouver collectively lost their sh*t and rampaged. Well, the NHL 2011-12 season is upon us as the first puck is scheduled to drop October 6th at 7pm ET. Also scheduled to drop? Your jaw. Why? Ice Girls and their colossal cleavage. With the Atlanta Thrashers now the Winnipeg Jets we wonder if the Ice Girl tradition will continue. We certainly hope so. Check out all the ice-melting hotties in our gallery below then let us know which team’s got the best babes in our poll below the gallery.

Sexy Halloween Costume-less 2011 [110 PHOTOS]

We’re 99% sure we were one of the first, if not THE first, websites to blow the lid off the whole body-painted Halloween costumes trend. If you can prove that anyone posted on it before October 9th, 2008, we’ll prove you’re a bold-faced time traveling liar. With the sexiest holiday a few weeks away, we thought we’d inspire the hot young women who are low on the flow to think outside the box, get out of their clothes, and get creative with paint. We’ve got a gigantic gallery of examples for visual reference below.

Arrested Development is Returning to Television for One More Season! [VIDEO]

We’ve heard rumors for years of an Arrested Development movie, but today’s exciting news dwarfs the film version by grand comparison.  Show Runner Mitchell Hurwitz made the announcement at the New Yorker Festival cast reunion, that in addition the feature film, Arrested Development will be returning to the small screen for 10 episodes in 2013. Will Arnett and Jason Bateman confirmed via Twitter. I do believe a chicken dance is in order. Kaw Ka Kaw Ka Kaw Ka Kaw!!!

Courtney Stodden Shows Big Cleavage at the Beach [26 PHOTOS]

Teen bride Courtney Stodden hit the beach with her 51 year-old hubby and a teeny white bikini to prove once and for all the goods are real.  Although we’re still not convinced Courtney’s never visited the plastic surgeon, there’s little doubt she’s recently paid visit to the spray-on abs technician. What do you think?  All natural? Hot? Not?

142 Super Sexy Sweater Kittens [PHOTOS]

Thought most of us think Summer ends with Labor Day Weekend, it actually continues on ’til the third or so week in September. We hate saying goodbye to the hot season because we’ll get to see less skin. But, with the weather cooling and girls covering up, there’s still something to be said about super tight sweaters and the “kittens” they contain. Cats might suck in real life but the ones in our photo gallery are purrrrrrrfect. You’ll pop your top waiting for these tops to pop off. Check ‘em out below.

2011 Utah Undie Run [24 PHOTOS, VIDEO]

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The Washington Post reported that Saturday’s Utah Undie Run was in an effort to draw attention to the state’s uptight laws. We just have to say, it’s about got dang time. This is a state that had one of its colleges kick a kid off the team for having sex? A state that’s skewered in Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “Book of Mormon”. A state that only serves beer with an alcohol by volume (“ABV”) of 3.2% or less. As you can see from our numerous Undie Run stories, we fully support this movement. Check ‘em out in the gallery and video below.

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8 Gary Busey GIFs Almost as Creepy as Gary Busey

What’s creepier than swapping wives with Ted Haggard or Gary Busey ? How about a bunch of GIFs featuring America’s favorite horse-toothed psychopath at his wildest? Finish off your day with some GIFs from people probably just insane as the man himself. Be warned, however, these images are so disturbing you’ll be seeing Scary Gary every time you close your eyes. Hit the jump to see them for yourself! Read more

Mariano Rivera Breaks All-Time Saves Record at Yankee Stadium [VIDEO]

If you haven’t heard yet, Yanks closer Mariano Rivera notched his record-setting 602nd career save today as he closed out a 6-4 victory over the Minnesota Twins. We were there to capture the final historic out at Yankee Stadium. Kinda sucks it was during a day game and not in primetime or on the weekend before a national audience like Jeter’s 3,000th. Anyway, check it out below.

The Girls of NBC’s Playboy Club [GALLERIES]

I don’t know that there’s ever been a longer, more anticipated buildup to a primetime TV show about waitresses in the history of the boob tube. No, we’re not talking about “2 Broke Girls”, we’re referencing NBC’s series about the beautiful Bunnies that worked at the first ever Playboy Club in Chicago in the early ’60s. Back in the spring, Amber Heard’s twitpic of her in the iconic Bunny costume made us want the girl who likes girls even more. So, with “The Playboy Club” premiering tonight (Monday, 9/19), we thought we’d profile the leading ladies donning cottontails to serve up drinks, cigars, drama, and sexy time. Check ‘em out below.

The hottest Amber on Earth wowed us in 2010 and completely set our faces on fire in 2011. Once we found out she was out of the closet, we strongly advised her to hook up with Kristen Stewart and to pose for Playboy. At least part of our wish came semi-true. Of the 15 summer movie smokeshows of 2011, she finished third behind #2 Olivia Wilde and #1 stunner Mila Kunis (no strangers to locking lips with other ladies). Stiff competition. She’ll have plenty of that on this show.

We first discovered Jenna in February 2010 when we stumbled upon some behind the scenes pics from her movie “Slightly Single in LA”. Well, IRL, Jenna’s not even remotely single. The hyphen should’ve given it away. She’s hitched to Channing Tatum, whom she met on the set of “Step Up”. Reason #500,154 why I hate that movie.

Laura’s probably better known on the stage than on the big screen or boob tube. She’s been nominated four times for a Tony Award for Best Featured Actress, winning once in ’08. FUN FACT: She married and divorced the lead singer from The Spin Doctors. Remember them? No? Well, apparently Laura wasn’t Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.

This hot-as-f*ck Canuck is also a singer who released her first album in 2009. She also has a recurring role on Blue Mountain State. We won’t rest until the soon-to-be 26 year old takes up every time slot.

The 27 year old singer-rapper-actress used to be 1/3 of the R&B trio 3LW and was the lead role in the remake of Fame. You might remember her portraying Lil Kim in the 2009 Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious. We’re notorious for eye-humping rumps of waitresses, so her tail should make ours wag.

The Gorgeous Girls of the 2011 Emmy Awards Red Carpet [75 PHOTOS]

The 63rd annual primetime Emmys were last night (9/18) and we gotta say Jane Lynch was pretty stellar. We don’t watch Glee but we might have to tune in if she’s pumping out gems like she did at the ceremony. That opening number was awesome. We’re pretty sure you could boost any show’s ratings with a double dose injection of Lynch. She should probably get her own show. Anyway, other than the impromptu Miss Universe-esque act pulled off by the Best Lead Actress nominees, there wasn’t much in terms of entertainment. Other than the new Charlie’s Angels presenting Best Male Lead in a Drama to Coach Taylor, there wasn’t much eye candy either (unless you like low-cut “cleavage” dresses that exposed bony chest-plates). Or so you thought! We’ve got photos from the red hot red carpet below. Check ‘em out then let us know who the sexiest girl is in the comments below.

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Play The Brent Musburger Drinking Game: Oklahoma @ Florida State

What could be more awesome than watching #1 Oklahoma battle #5 Florida State on ABC’s Saturday Night College Football Game of the Week?… WATCHING IT WASTED!?!?!?  Thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed while watching the big game has never been so easy.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one or seventeen. It’s just that simple, Pardner.

(editor’s note, if you’re asking yourself “who is Brent Musburger?”, a**hole is probably more your speed.)

Rule 1: “The Pardner” A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says “Pardner,” the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it the new Pardner has to take two drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special “Pardner” hat.

Rule 2: “Folks.” Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says “Folks.” However, if Brent says “Hold on Folks,” everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule 3: “It’s a foot race!” Whenever Brent says “It’s a foot race” everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes “That Man” and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule 4: “There’s that man again.” After someone becomes “That Man,” they get to give away three drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says “That Man.” That person then becomes “That Man.” If Brent says “That Man” before “It’s a footrace,” The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the three drinks. There must also be a special hat for “That Man.”

Rule 5: “Dr. Pepper.” Every time Brent says “Dr. Pepper” everyone has to yell out “I’M A PEPPER!” and take two drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied “AAAAAAAHHHHH!” as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule 6: “Jack Arute.” Whenever Brent says “Our ol’ buddy Jack Arute” everyone has to say “AROOOOOOT!” Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule 7: “In the college game.” Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say “Shut the **** up Brent,” drink two, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule 8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school’s mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there’s 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule 9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says “It’s a touchdown!” before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule 10: “Gary, my man.” Whenever Brent says “Gary, my man”, the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as “Gary, my man” until the game is over. “Gary, my man” gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says “Gary, my man.” If someone talks to “Gary, my man” without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically “Gary, my man.”

Rule 11: “The Major.” If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite “The Major,” everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, “Gary, my man” does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule 12: “John Saunders.” The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink one. The next time, everyone must drink two, and so on and so on.

Rule 13: In the booth. Whenever there’s a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule 14: “My Friend.” Every Pardner gets to choose a “friend.” The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters “My Friend” the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.

Clemson Tigers Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]