Drunken Xmas Party Sorority Girls [131 PHOTOS]

As the first semester comes to a close, kids are either losing their minds in the library cramming for finals or at holiday formals attempting to cram their dates. I’m of the opinion that formals right before the holidays are the perfect opportunity to get laid. Everyone’s in the giving spirit and for the majority of the country, it’s too f***ing cold to sleep alone. Also, everyone’s heading home for the break, so you don’t have to deal with that awkward, where do we stand in the relationship talk until you get back. For sorority chicks, though, it’s their last attempt to lay… the foundation for a spring semester bf. We commend them for their efforts with this celebratory gallery of their drunk party antics.

Louis CK Streams Show Online Using His Own Stupid Money

Louis CK’s Live at the Beacon Theater special is streaming online at LouisCk.com for 5 bucks and you HAVE to watch it. Why you ask?  Because despite being one of the funniest mother f**kers on the planet, Louis CK is also one of the coolest.  Instead of releasing the show in limited release through HBO or Comedy Central, Louis funded the show out of his own pocket for the fans.  You gotta love this guy and for f**ks sake,  it’s probably the best 5 bucks you could ever spend.

Stream Louis CK Live at the Beacon Theater Now!

[PHOTOS] Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pictures Leaked By Russian Hacker

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photos leaked on the WWW Friday causing Hef and Co. to move up the much anticipated issue’s release date.  The person responsible for stealing the photos has yet to be revealed, but the source of the original uploader has been identified by Fox News as a Russian hacker.

The hacker found the files after doing a search on peer-to-peer file sharing sites.  He expects the files were originally stolen somewhere in the digital publishing process or hacked from a server.

See the uncensored pics here.

2011: The Year in Celebrity Sideboob [119 PHOTOS]

Last year, we claimed that there was no shot in Helsinki that 2011 would beat out 2010 in celebrity sideboob. Well, no one ever said we were any good at predictions. But, we can say that 2011 was the HOTTEST year for celebrity sideboob ever! And, it won’t ever be surpassed! Write that down. From Adriana Lima to Kelly Brook, Olivia Wilde to Vanessa Hudgens, if your favorite female celeb flaunted her chesticles, odds are we got her.

Denise Milani’s 77 Sexiest Facebook Photos

Each and every Christmas, all we want is Denise Milani. Each and every year, we’re disappointed. What gives, St. Nick? That d*ck! The busty model is obviously one of our favorites for many reasons: it’s nearly impossible to overdose on her, she looks great in any position (we prefer on all fours), she jiggles in all the right areas, and she’s now a bikini fitness contestant! Well, you can imagine our excitement when we discovered her Facebook profile. We decided to save you some time and present you with her sexiest pics on the ‘book. Check ‘em out below.

Houston Texans Cheerleaders’ 87 Sexiest Facebook Photos

Just when the Houston Texans faithful thought they had a division title and a serious shot at a Super Bowl appearance in hand, Matt Schaub hurts his foot with what doctors call a Lisfranc fracture. Stepping in as his substitute is beleaguered former Cardinals QB Matt Leinart, who went from Golden Boy at USC to late night talk show punchline by partying with underage chicks. Luckily, the Texans had a bye this week, so Matt will get some extra time to hopefully study the playbook and not the beerbonging habits of Houston’s hotties. If that doesn’t give Texans fans peace of mind, then maybe these Facebook photos of the Texans cheerleaders will tide ‘em over.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011 TwitPics

Crazy Drunk Girl Bathroom Antics [89 PHOTOS]

We love when girls get drunk and take ridiculous pics, but we understand it’s a double-edged sword. When they hit that pinnacle of crazy drunk perfection, we know shortly thereafter it all comes crashing down. Barfing everywhere, crying, mascara smeared across the face to make ‘em look like Pro Bowl Vikings D-Lineman John Randle. It’s a fine line. We like it when they make out with each other, but we’re still on the fence when it comes to cutting us in line to pee in our urinal. Of course, if you’re hot, f*** it, do what you want. Check out our gallery of drunk girls doin’ crazy sh*t in the bathroom below.

Battle of the Americas Cheerleader Showdown: Mexico Vs. USA [PHOTOS]

“The Last of the Meheecans” episode of “South Park” poked fun at the border wars and illegal immigration with Cartman manning the watchtower while Butters struggled to get back to the U.S. from Mexico. The gist of the show was Mexicans no longer want to leave their homeland for “The Land of Opportunity” because, well, it kinda sucks now. While Mexico is a great Spring Break destination for college students and a top getaway / hideaway spot for criminals, you won’t find too many gringos looking to go south of the border unless it’s for a chalupa from Taco Bell. However, after seeing some of the cheerleaders in our gallery below, you might reconsider. So, while South Park thinks America’s lost it, we put the question to you: Who’s hotter? Mexico’s cheerleaders or the United States? Check out the pics then vote in our poll at the bottom.

Mariah Yeater Photos: Justin Bieber’s Baby Mama?

This week has been a real winner in terms of celebrity news. Just as Kim Kardashian becomes single and I think that the week can’t get any better, child-star Justin Bieber is accused of knocking up Mariah Yeater. Haven’t heard of her yet? Yeah, us neither. So instead of losing his V-card to Selena Gomez, Mariah would have us Beliebe that Justin chose her to share his special first moment back-stage in a bathroom. What makes this story even more incredible [i.e. hilarious] is that she claims he only lasted 30 seconds. Check out the brand-spankin’ new photos of Justin’s accuser [and new target of hate Tweets] below.

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Was a Scam, BUTT We Forgive Her [68 PHOTOS]

So, Kim Kardashian’s marriage to New Jersey Nets center Kris Humphries is officially done-zo. While our “brother” site Busted Coverage is super pissed about the wedding gift they bought (and subsequently won’t get back), we can’t really stay that mad at Kim. Why? Well, let’s think about it. Most chicks get hitched and they just flat out stop being sexy. They’ll gain weight or not go out anymore. It’s a tragedy. The last thing we’d want is to lose her butt. There are so few robust rumps left and we’d hate to throw all our chips on Coco. Anyway, check out her sexiest butt poses in our gallery below.

College Cheerleader Bikini Blowout [166 Photos]

On November 2nd, 1898, the “sport” of cheerleading started at the University of Minnesota when Johnny Campbell led the crowd in cheering on the football team. Today, we scoff at the idea of male cheerleaders but if you’ve ever been or known a male cheerleader or have ever seen “Fired Up“, you know their job can be pretty f’n sweet, more specifically when they do lifts. If it weren’t for Johnny Can-a-soup, we wouldn’t have the gems you see in our gallery. The only thing hotter than a cheerleader in uniform is one out of uniform and in a bikini. Check ‘em out below. Check out more college cheerleader bikini pics here @ CollegeCheerHeaven.com.

VOTE NOW: Drafthouse Film’s ‘T Is For Tranny’ Will F**k You Up [VIDEO]

There are less than 36 hours of voting left in Drafthouse Films’ ABC’s of Death short competition and COED needs your help!  Our good friend Jamie Landau’s short “T is for Tranny” is currently sitting in the #9 spot and we need to keep him in the top 10 until midnight Monday.  Please check it out, pass it around and don’t forget to vote!!!  Who couldn’t use a little good karma??? Check out the details below:

DraftHouse Films is the force behind “The ABCs OF Death“, a feature-length horror anthology film made up of 26 shorts directed by 26 different filmmakers. Each short’s death-themed story corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. For instance, A is for Asphyxiation, B is for Bullet, and so on. Twenty-five of the 26 letters have been assigned and produced. The 26th – and last – entry (the letter ‘T’) will go to the winner of DraftHouse Films’ contest. Friend of the site, Jamie Landau, has submitted his short titled, “T is for Tranny“. We’re kindly asking you to vote for Jamie’s submission. The 10 videos that have the most public votes will then go to the other 25 directors who will choose the winner.

Voting ends on October 31st at 11:59pm

Please note you must enter an email address to confirm your vote. Rest assured you won’t receive any further emails or spam. This is so only 1 vote is counted per address. So, uh, make sure to create like 8 million different email addresses to vote for Jamie’s project. Speaking of which, check it out below then go vote.

WARNING: This video contains some seriously f***ed up sh*t. Viewer discretion is advised.

WATCH “T IS FOR TRANNY” BELOW

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR JAMIE

Paulina Gretzky’s 77 Sexiest Twitpics [PHOTOS]

There’s been a lot of buzz lately over Wayne Gretzky’s 22 year old daughter, Paulina, and for good reason: she’s a face-melter. Would you expect anything less from “The Great One”? The singer-actress-model has flown relatively under the radar until recently – one of her songs (“Collecting Dust“) was featured on MTV’s Laguna Beach and she had a minor role in 2007′s Alpha Dog. Why everyone’s just taking notice now is beyond my realm of comprehension but we’re hoping she pumps out more titillating twitpics like the ones in our gallery below. Maybe it’s time to add her to our list of the 20 sexiest celebrities with famous parents?

For more Paulina, check out her: Facebook | Twitter | MySpace | Official Website