With today’s kick-off of the 95th Rose Bowl, we thought it only fitting to feature former 2000 Rose Queen beauty Sophia Bush as the first Miss COED of 2009. In addition to her numerous big and small screen roles (National Lampoon’s Van Wilder and the WB’s One Tree Hill just to name a few), this buxom USC-ex was voted #90 on FHM’s Sexiest Women of 2007 and #24 on Maxim’s Hot 100 of the same year. Let’s hope 2009 brings us a little more Bush… Sophia Bush.
2008 was a year of great accomplishment for many professional athletes (MIchael Phelps and Nastia Liukin to name a few). For others it was a year of total FAIL! Sure, many failed on the field, but it was their idiotic actions in the off time that we will remember for years and years to come. From steroids and pot to the unfortunate DUI, let us remember: The Year in Sports: Substance Abuse Edition.
Happy New Year, you sloppy effing lush! Yes, the clock has turned and the ball has dropped and your head is effing pounding from the stupid mixture of bullsh*t shots, champagne and whatever else got placed in your hand last night. Sure, it sounded like a good idea at the time. I mean, it wasn’t 1999, but if your like us here at COED, it’s balls deep or not at all.
So, now that the parties over and you’ve hugged the porcelain throne more times than your favorite MeeMaw gasping for air on her death bed, it’s time to get yourself feeling like half a human again. Here are 9 fool-proof New Year’s Hangover Cures that promise to get you moving back in the right direction.
Advertisements. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them. From the repetitively obnoxious (FreeCreditReport.com) to the overtly sexual (Victoria’s Secret), we are bombarded hundreds of times daily by the nauseous pollution of advertising. But it wasn’t always this way.
There once was a time when advertisements were artful, non-intrusive and suggestively sexy, more of a choice rather than the chore they have become today. So the next time you hear “Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a free ipod,” remember these 50 Kick Ass Vintage Ads. Oh… and also remember we need you to click ours 
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So you got a new camera and/or computer for Christmas and your not quite sure what to do with it. Well lucky for you, Channel Five’s very own Dr. Steve Brule has consulted his nephew Josh and apparently it’s all about going viral and gettin’ lots of hits. Steven Brule, Hoy, Hoy.
New Year’s Eve is, hands-down, the biggest bash of the year - the night when most of world’s population celebrates the chance to forget the sins of the past and begin anew. But before the clock strikes 12, anyone can get away with damn near anything - and that usually means more sexy, drunken debauchery than an Irish bachelorette party. Luckily for us, these sinful ladies chose to preserve their last regrets for the rest of us. Unluckily for them, these last regrets aren’t going to be so easy to forget…
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2008 was undoubtably the biggest year of FAIL in quite some time. From the economy to the automakers to the Republican party, everywhere you turned it was one big effing FAIL! But not all FAIL was bad for everyone. As you will see in this compilation of videos, some FAIL can be beautifully hilarious and awesome to watch. Thank you all you goofy bastards for making FAIL so painfully fun.
I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities… except for maybe the bear with the Rudolf nose. But then again, who are we to judge? (pics from Frosted_Peppercorn on Flickr)
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• This Game Show Is Sweeping the Nation
• Holyfield Is Still Boxing???
• The 20 Most Outrageous Metal Album Covers
• The Artificial Hymen will re-virginize her vergin
• Vote for the Sexiest Geeks of 2008
• Jennifer Ellison Goes Topless for Nuts
•Beer Goggles Last Longer for Women
• Warner Music pulls videos from YouTube
• Amy Winehouse Goes Topless
If there is one thing we love more than hot women here at COED, it’s hot women who rock. From Katy Perry to Lykke Li, a new generation of sexy song girls has emerged and are redefining what it means to be a woman who rocks.
If there is one thing we’ve learned from alt-pop Brit bands this year it’s that originality is for suckers. First, Coldplay was accused of jacking a riff from instrumental metal man Joe Satriani, and now it seems Snow Patrol has followed suit - not from the Satch, but the Beat - The English Beat.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I am the first to say that in this world of instant downloads and instant messaging, there is seldom such a thing as an original idea, but to borrow and credit is one thing, to jack a full melody and call it your own is another. Take a listen to the tracks below and let us know what you think. Did Snow Patrol rip off the English Beat?
Snow Patrol “Take Back The City”
The English Beat “Save It For Later”
You don’t hear much anymore about the effects of hidden Satanic messages on today’s youth. Let this video be a reminder that Satan still wants your children to jump into a vat of acid… maybe twice.
